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flameless sword

#good omens #good omens fanart #crowley #gomens #art

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so. moving is going great

#good omens #ineffable husbands #good omens fanart #aziracrow #crowley #aziraphale #muriel #gomens

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IM NEVER GONNA SHUT UP ABOUT HOW MUCH THIS SONG IS THEM. IM NEVER GONNA SHUT TF UP.

without ever touching his skin

how can i be guilty as sin?

#me casually adding everything TTPD song to my ineffable husbands playlist #listening to guilty as sin on repeat filling my head with delusions 😌 #good omens #ineffable husbands #aziracrow #ttpd

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OH GOD WAIT. HEAR ME OUT. WHAT IF [GUNSHOTS] [ALARMS BLARING IN HEAVEN] WHAT IF WE START SEASON 3 OF GO WITH THE FALL. WITH CROWLEYS FALLING. OH GOD.

Like. We saw The Beginning in season 1 ep1 and Before The Beginning season 2 ep1. WHATS STOPPING THEM FROM GIVING US THE FALL IN SEASON 3 EP1.

I dunno how they’d do it (especially considering the whole “sauntered vaguely downwards” comment but- it’s Heaven and Hell. They are certainly not going to be that gentle with casting out their angle and turning him into a demon. Especially considering how traumatized Crowley CLEARLY is by that experience.) but THEY COULD AND THEN THEY COULD JUST. END THAT SCENE AND SHOW CROWLEY SITTING ALONE DRUNK OFF HIS ASS WHEREVER HES STAYING.

#sorry #but not really #I like pain apparently 👍 #good omens #good omens season 2 #good omens s2 #good omens spoilers #good omens season 3 #ineffable husbands #aziracrow

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Hello tumblr I think we as a community need to start a petition to get a study on hyperfixations because someone explain to me how I make myself physically ILL OVER SHIT I LIKE.

Me: consumes any media whatsoever. I hope this doesn’t effect me in any detrimental ways :) ALSO ME: Becomes physically ill while watching Good Omens

#like. I be listening to one (1) song that reminds me of Them and I get genuine goosebumps all over #good omens #good omens s2 #aziracrow #ineffable husbands #hyperfixation #like. make it make sense #MAKE IT MAKE SENSE #(idk maybe I’m just silly)

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literally obsessed with the design of blobjects

#this looks like the early 2000s #in the greatest way possible

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you can click on this button once daily to help palestine and support other causes in the middle east for free. it takes literally 5 seconds and could help save lives so please take the time to click and share this link.

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ALSO OH MY GOD. GERTRUDE CALLS HIM GERRY. NOT GERARD LIKE IN TMA. NOT LIKE MARY.

SHE CALLS HIM GERRY. AND HIS FRIENDS PROBABLY DO TOO.

#i’m killing myself #“and his friends probably do too #okay so you want me dead is what ur saying :) #the magnus protocol #the magnus archives #tmagp #gerry keay #tma #tmagp spoilers #gertrude robinson #i need a lobotomy #THATS THE FUNNIEST TAG IVE EVER SEEN

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I asked one of my (male) friends to stop using the phrase “man up” and he has been using “fortify” for the past two weeks instead and it’s just a little thing but honestly it makes a difference

and tbh it’s also pretty funny when I start to deflate in the library and he leans over and goes “FORTIFY”

#I’m gonna start saying this #me when I am tragically mentally ill and cannot physically force myself to complete a single ten minute task: FORTIFY #foony #this is incredible

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You get a new job. The pay isn't great. Your co-workers are your ex and a workaholic. You get nightmares from The Horrors. You just got an email from a cryptid. The IT guy wants to fistfight you.

#HUSBAND #[GUNSHOTS] #tmagp spoilers #tmagp #the magnus protocol #sam khalid #jonathan sims #tmagp chester #jmart #foony #samama khalid

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There is absolutely no WAY I just stumbled upon a GOOD OMENS TMA FIC. ABSOLUTELY NO FUCKIN WAY.

They Thought Parenting the Antichrist Was a Good Idea and Now Look at Him! He's Got Anxiety!

read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/hAGmD8i by TheRealAndian Jonathan Sims is the antichrist. This is quite bad for him, considering he's also slowly being overtaken by the Dread Powers, which are entirely separate from the Powers of Hell. And from Heaven, for that matter.   AKA: The Magnus Archives/Good Omens crossover that nobody asked for. Words: 11806, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast), Good Omens (TV) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Categories: M/M, Other Characters: Martin Blackwood, Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist, Crowley (Good Omens), Aziraphale (Good Omens), Jesus Christ Relationships: Martin Blackwood/Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist, Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens) Additional Tags: Parents Aziraphale and Crowley (Good Omens), Crack Treated Seriously, Crossover, He/Him Pronouns For Aziraphale (Good Omens), He/Him Pronouns For Crowley (Good Omens), Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist is Bad at Feelings, Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist is the Antichrist, Miracles, Ambiguous Aziraphale and Crowley Relationship (Good Omens), POV God (Good Omens), Hearing Voices, Hurt Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist, Protective Martin Blackwood, Protective Crowley (Good Omens), Aziraphale is So Done (Good Omens), Aziraphale is Bad at Being an Angel (Good Omens), Ambiguous/Open Ending, Reincarnation, Deus Ex Machina, Mild Gore, Minor Violence read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/hAGmD8i

#I’m about to eat this shit up #gulping it down like a lost traveler from the Saharan Desert #slurp slurp slurp #this is so silly /pos #ao3feed #fanfic #tma #good omens #ineffable husbands #aziracrow #fanfiction #writing

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Pov you are Sam watching your “text to speech” voices flirt with each other while you’re trying to work

#exactly #just like I said #ily colon parenthesis ily two less than symbol three #jonathan sims #martin blackwood #tmagp #tma #jmart #jonmartin #silly #foony

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Jon’s little whispered “it is remarkably easy to buy an axe in central London,” will always be one of my favourite random lines from TMA. The police may claim to be tackling knife crime but nothing can stop one (1) sleep deprived archivist with unchecked paranoia

#jon #jonathan sims #bro I hate him so much #(i love him) #tma #the magnus archives

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Tmagp episode 7, grandpa sliding into sam's email

#LOOK AT HIS SILLY LITTLE HANDS #that’s how I type tbh #jonathan sims #tmagp fanart #tmagp #tma #the magnus protocol #the magnus archives #I hate him #he’s my skrunkle

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in every universe...

#I AHTE EVERYONE #this is beautiful #the magnus protocol #tmagp #tma #the magnus archives #gerry keay #art #bro i hate it here

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here, i blur into you

(a love letter to my best friend)

ribs, lorde | kigiom | trista mateer | memorial bench for judy, from janice, source unknown | emma, jane austen | from a letter to doris dana, gabriela mistral | written on the body, jeanette winterson | sunsbleeding | friends, bts (jimin + taehyung) | we were girls together, delaney bailey

#good omens #CROWLEY AND AZI- [GUNSHOTS] #SORRY WHO SAID THAT #this is so good omens coded tho #I hate it here #quotes #inspiration #I’m gonna start killing #jmart #jonmartin #SOULMATES #poetry #I cannot believe I now have a poetry tag on my account (help me)

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Hot take (that I KNOW I’m right about):

Crowley and Aziraphale are literally just biblical Glinda and Elphaba from Wicked. OKAY HEAR ME OUT.

Defying Gravity? Literally just season 2 episode 6.

Here me out:

Elphaba: “some things I cannot change but ‘till I try I’ll never know”

HELLO?? Thats SO Mr. “Didnt so much as fall from heaven more as he sauntered slowly downwards.” and “All I ever did was ask a few questions” Crowley.

AND

Glinda: “Elphie listen to me. Just say your sorry. You can still be with the wizard [heaven] what you’ve worked and waited for. You can have all you’ve ever wanted.”

Elphaba: “I know. But I don’t want it.”

EXCUSE ME?? AND THIS SHIT

Elphaba: “Glinda, come with me. Think of what we can do. Together!” OKAY SO WERE GETTING SOMEWHERE.

AND DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THIS BIT

Elphaba: “Glinda, dreams the way we planned them”

Glinda: “if we work in tandem”

Both: “there’s no fight we cannot win. just you and i defying gravity. With you and I defying gravity they’ll never bring us down.”

Elphaba: Well? Are you coming?

Glinda: I hope you’re happy. Now that your choosing this.

HELLO????

Not to mention their color schemes and looks. Elphaba even wears those glasses at one point???

I mean COME ON.

And HELL IS LITERALLY GREEN.

Slap some text on this as a genderbent Glinda and Elphaba and musical girlies all over would eat that shit up.

(This is what happens when you let a musical theater kid out into the wild)

I feel the intense, bone deep need to draw this. Has someone probably done this before? Most likely. Is that gonna stop me? Not in the slightest.

#good omens #crowley #aziraphale #crowley and aziraphale #good omens tv #wicked #elphaba thropp #glinda #wicked the musical #defying gravity #good omens season 2 #good omens spoilers #good omens s2 #please guys im genuinely so insane #they are actually everything to me??? #I need to be put down