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bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements
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Let me take this one step further and tell you something NO ONE has ever told ANYONE before. I pave the way for new horrors daily.
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How I’ve been welcoming the new Fallout fans:
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Bad Influence
Ray Person - Generation Kill
Rating: 16+
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"Alright, Ray, I've got that hose you were looking for." You approached the humvee and waited for Ray to pull his head out of the hood.
Sweating buckets from a mixture of the hot steam and stifling Iraqi heat, Ray looked up at you. "You brought me hoes? Where?" He whipped his head from left to right.
Unamused, you placed a hand on your hip and stared him down. "Do you want me to fix your humvee for the millionth time or not?"
"Work your magic." Ray stepped away from the vehicle and held his hands up in defeat. "I can't seem to get the bitch working."
"I don't suppose that's the first time you've had trouble turning a bitch on, now is it, Ray?" you quipped as you took over for him and began to replace the radiator hose.
Ray grimaced. "You know, I liked you a lot better when you were the quiet, sweet mechanic."
"Blame yourself for teaching me such inappropriate language then," you accused him. "I was such a nice, innocent girl before I met you."
Ray smirked as he pulled his sunglasses out of his breast pocket and slid them on. "Hell yeah, you were. I love being a bad influence."
"I'm sure you do."
While you worked away on the humvee, thoroughly coating your hands and t-shirt in grease and God knows what other lubricants Ray had used in a desperate attempt to get his vehicle working again, Ray stood by and watched. Every once in a while he would tell a joke or throw in some unwanted advice, but generally speaking, he was useless.
"Do you think when your parents popped out a perfect baby girl, they imagine a future of fixing old ass humvees in the Iraq desert surrounded by some of the most depraved men in the world for her?" he asked out of nowhere.
Wiping the sweat from your brow with the back of your arm, you glared at Ray. "Do you think when your parents popped out a perfect baby boy they-" You paused. "Oh, wait. Never mind."
Stepping away from the vehicle and taking a quick break, you wiped your hands on the rag you carried in your back pocket the best you could before using the bottom on your t-shirt to wipe your face. With your lower stomach exposed, Ray let out a low whistle.
"You know, I think I've had a dream like this before," he said. Arms folded across his chest, he let his eyes trail over your body as you furrowed your brows. "Oh yeah, I've definitely had a dream like this before."
"Ray, if one more HR violation comes out of your mouth, I'm going to leave you and your broken humvee in the dust while the rest of us invade Iraq," you threatened. "Is that what you want?"
"What?" Ray retorted, defensive. "You're hot! It's a compliment."
Ignoring the comments, you returned to the task at hand, hoping you could get it done ASAP and head back to your tent to get out of the sun. With a couple more adjustments, you were sure you could get the hose attached and tightened properly. Hopefully, that would do the trick.
"This would be a lot more fun to watch if you took your shirt off."
You felt your eyes roll into the back of your head. "Ray, shut your fucking mouth before I come over there and shut it for you."
"Is that a threat or a promise?"
Drawing in a deep, calming breath, you focused on fixing the radiator hose. Once it was done, you slammed the hood back down and marched over to Ray, hands still slick with grease.
"Both." You grabbed his face with your hands, completely throwing him off guard. His relentless banter was a constant in your life, but he never actually acted on any of the things he said; and never in a million years did he think you would act on them.
You felt him inhale sharply as you leaned in, lips inches away from his. "I'm both terrified and extremely turned on right now," he whispered.
"Just how I like my men," you whispered back, lips ghosting over his.
"Are we about to kiss right now? Is this actually happening?"
"Ray," you breathed out, and when his hands lifted to your hips, you smirked. "I would rather wrap my mouth around the humvee's exhaust pipe and suck than ever kiss you."
With that, you pulled away and shook your head. Ray stared back at you, completely oblivious to the two greasy hand prints on either side of his face.
"Man, that's fucked up! Messing with a guy's emotions like that," he complained, clearly embarrassed with how quickly he had become caught up in the moment. "I don't want to kiss you anyway. You smell like sweat and grease."
"That'll teach you to harass me when I'm doing you a favour," you said as you grabbed the rag out of your back pocket again. "The humvee should be fine now. Go ahead and give it a try."
Narrowing his eyes at you, Ray slid into the driver's seat and turned the engine over. After a couple sputters, the vehicle roared the life, significantly quieter than it had been previously.
"Hey!" Ray slapped his hands down on the steering wheel. "You did it! And to think they said women weren't any good outside of the kitchen."
A defeated sigh fell from your lips. Then, you smiled. "Never change, Ray."
"Wouldn't dream of it," he replied. "Seriously though, thanks."
Your smile widened. "No problem."
As you turned to leave, you heard Ray clear his throat and stopped to look back at him. "You know, I don't actually think kissing you would be so terrible." His cheeks were redder than usual. "I mean, you do smell like sweat and grease, but we all do so its not exactly a turn off, considering the circumstances."
You chuckled. "And I suppose kissing you wouldn't be as bad as sucking on an exhaust pipe. A marginal increase in enjoyment, probably."
"So ..." He eyed you. "Should we, you know ...?"
"Absolutely not."
"No, yeah, it's probably a bad idea. You're right."
You shook your head as you began to leave. "I'm walking away now before things get weird again. Goodbye, Ray."
"Smart move. Goodbye."
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Miracle Worker
Doc Bryan - Generation Kill
Rating: All ages
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Drawing in a deep breath to keep your hand from shaking, you focused all your attention on the laceration you were treating. The cut wasn't too deep, but it was beside the woman's eye and you had to be careful not to cause any further damage.
When you and Doc Bryan had set up a quick and dirty medical station in the village, civilians had flocked to you within minutes, crying out for medical attention or even things like water and food. It was moments like these that truly made you feel like the marines were actually making a difference.
"Bryan, have you got any steri strips in your bag?" you asked. "I've got to close this wound."
"Let me check." Bryan reached into his medical bag and sifted around before pulling out the strips. "Here."
When the strips appeared over your shoulder, you took them with a thankful nod. Bryan then bent over behind you, head hovering just over your right shoulder as he watched you work; the two of you were always observing each other, eager to learn techniques the other possessed.
"I think if you-" Bryan's soft voice in your ear was cut off when you pressed the strip down right where he was pointing. "Yeah, that should hold until she can get to an actual hospital."
"If she can get to an actual hospital," you corrected.
"Yeah." He sighed. "If."
Once the wound was cleaned and closed up, you sent the mother on her way and decided to take a quick break before sending the next patient in. In the meantime, Bryan had settled back into his seat and a small boy no older than 10 had approached him.
You smiled into the water bottle you were drinking from as Bryan handled the child with care, gently guiding him into the chair across from his and carefully examining the scrapes on his elbows and knees.
"That's it, you're gonna be okay," Bryan whispered words of encouragement despite knowing the child most likely had no idea what he was saying. "I'll just take a quick look, okay?"
When he looked at the kid expectantly, the boy gave an enthusiastic nod and smiled. Bryan smiled back, the corners of his eyes wrinkling with the genuine reaction. It had been a while since you had seen him smile like that.
"Need a hand?" You offered your water to Bryan after he had finished cleansing the scrapes the best he could.
"I think I'll be okay." He took the water from you. "Thanks."
Wanting to get through as many patients as possible before the order eventually came to move out again, you summoned the next citizen in line. After treating a couple of minor cuts, you looked over to see Bryan finally sending the little boy in his way with a couple of bandages around his limbs and a water bottle in his hands.
Some people might consider it a waste of time to spend so much time treating one single patient, but you greatly admired the way Bryan was able to slow down his care and focus on making his patients comfortable—even in the middle of an actual war zone.
As he exhaled slowly, a look of relief spread across Bryan's face. That was when he caught you staring and that wide smile from before returned. "What?" He cocked a brow at you. "Something on my face?"
"No, no." You waved him off and busied yourself with tidying up your workspace. "It's nothing."
"Well, it must have been something." He stood up and began to help you clean. "We've worked together too long now for me not to know when something's on your mind."
You chuckled softly. "I just like watching you work with kids. You have a way with the little ones. That's all."
"You're just as good with kids as I am," he told you. "I would know. I watch you work with them all the time."
"Oh, so you watch me work all the time?" you teased.
Bryan's face flushed. "What, that's not what I-" He laughed. "I'm sorry, who just caught who staring?"
"Guilty as charged." You held your hands up in surrender. "It's okay if you watch me work. I'm very good at my job. Kind of a miracle worker, if you will."
Bryan laughed again; this time a deeper, richer sound erupted from his core. "I will not."
"Shame." You smirked. As you and Bryan finished cleaning and got ready for the next patients, you couldn't help but let your mind wander. "Do you plan on having kids of your own?"
Bryan narrowed his eyes at you. "That's a bit presumptuous, don't you think? At least buy me dinner first before we start discussing children."
"Oh, my God." You shook your head. "You know what? Forget I asked."
You heard Bryan chuckle under his breath as the two of you waved for the next civilians in line to enter the small medical tent. While you treated a young girl for a split lip and missing teeth, Bryan assessed a small boy's possibly broken arm.
"I've always pictured myself as a father," he said out of the blue, deciding to answer your earlier inquiry. "But it's hard to think about settling down and having kids while still in the marines. I couldn't live with myself if I was an absent father."
You hummed. "So quit the marines."
"You know as well as I do that's easier said than done."
"Very true." You sat back in your chair and wiped the sweat from your brow. "Quite the dilemma."
"Yeah" He kept his eyes trained on the boy's arm. "What about you?"
You took a few moments to think about that while you irrigated the girl's mouth. "Maybe someday, if I find the right person. I'm just sort of playing it by ear right now."
"Fair enough. And what does 'the right person' look like to you?"
You smirked as you sent the girl on her way and removed your gloves. "Well, for starters, they'd have to be good with kids."
Bryan nodded. "Obviously."
"They'd have to understand my line of work."
"A must."
"Preferably they'd be in the exact same line of work, actually."
"Oh?" He finally looked up at you, an expecting glint in his eyes.
"And finally ..." you paused, "... they'd have to believe I was a miracle worker."
Bryan's face fell for a split second before that same winning smile returned. "Hate to break it to you, but you might die alone."
"Maybe." You shrugged and shared a knowing look with him. "Or maybe not."
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Possible GK requests:
Corpsman reader who treats the women they see in villages and goes soft when she sees Doc with kids.
Supply officer reader who always hides lube for Walt’s gun cause she knows it jams more than the others.
Mechanic reader who can fix almost anything and keeps having to replace parts on Rays Humvee cause it’s shaking more than usual or it doesn’t sound quite right. Really he just likes how she looks covered in grease.
Reader everyone calls Mom cause she’s always taking care of them in the little ways, nagging them, giving advice but is bad at taking care of herself until Nate makes her (bonus if we can get a mom and dad are fighting in front of the kids line)
Literally as soon as I read these I got SO MAD that I have to go to work today and can't IMMEDIATELY start writing these!
Anon, you've bestowed upon me a precious gift today. I will NOT squander it. I will write these ASAP.
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High Fight by Pilot Officer John Gillespie Magee Jr.
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lostinthewiind · 3 days
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"I'll definitely remember this later."
Famous last words.
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lostinthewiind · 3 days
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this is sending me
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lostinthewiind · 3 days
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ummm 2-1 actual you appear to be attacking a little freak right now, how copy..... (im never even trying to draw that stupid fucking tattoo again.)
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lostinthewiind · 3 days
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I have 2/5 😎 you guess which ones.
No gay has all 5:
- A job
- Good relationship with father
- Neurotypical brain
- Ability to top
- Driver’s license
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Hi! I was wondering if I could get a Brad Colbert imagine. Having to do with a very tough female marine that is hot headed. Like hot headed blows up on Brad and Ray after a while of being silent due to progressive agitated and seeing terrible things during war. I want a lot of angst, if possible of course. Female rage and emotion. And Brad watching this rough in tough female marine shatter.
I am in the mood to cry over writing lol. Thank you!!!!!
Shattered
Brad Colbert - Generation Kill
A/N: I haven't written angst in a long time, so thank you for giving me a reason to dust off my sad Spotify playlists.
Rating: All ages
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You'd seen things during war; horrible, terrible, vomit-inducing things. You'd seen destroyed homes, separated families, crying children, and countless corpses. Despite that, you'd been to Afghanistan and made it through relatively unscatched.
But this war was hell.
Seeing the lifeless body of the little girl Charlie company had shot at their roadblock had been more than enough to push you over the edge, and then some. Few things made you so sick to your stomach that you actually lost what little food you had in your stomach, but as you spewed your guts out onto the side of the road, you knew something had shifted.
You could hear Rudy calling to you, and when he finally placed a comforting hand on your shoulder, you shook him off. Wiping your mouth with the back of your hand, you pushed past the gathered marines and stomped back the way you had come.
Back to Bravo company.
"How'd it go up at Charlie?" Ray asked nonchalantly when he noticed you had returned.
You didn't respond. Instead, you climbed into the back seat of the humvee and pulled your helmet down over your eyes. Hopefully, the guys would take the hint and leave you alone.
Ray, however, wasn't usually sharp enough to pick up on hints.
"Hey, Earth to bitch for brains," Ray persisted, waving his hand in front of your face. "What happened at the roadblock?"
"Nothing," you responded.
Brad, who had thus far been simply monitoring the situation, spoke up. "Did they use the new smoke grenade method? Did it work?"
"I don't know."
Fed up, Ray flicked the tip of your helmet, pushing it up just enough so he could see your eyes again. "Stop holding out on us. Clearly, something happened. Spill."
Ever since you had seen that poor girl's body, the rage that had been building for years began to bubble up. Afghanistan, Iraq, God knows where else ... countries full of women and children suffering for the petty wars caused by men and their egos. Countries you were sent to in hope that you could provide aid. Countries where, no matter what you did, your presence only seemed to make things worse.
You had hoped you could contain your rage before it boiled over, but thanks to Ray, you couldn't hold back any longer.
"They shot a kid! That's what happened!" You slapped Ray's hand away from your face and jumped out of the humvee. "Charlie shot at a vehicle and killed a little girl. She was so young. She probably didn't even know what was happening! And now she's dead, Ray ... that's what happened."
By then, you had drawn the attention of more than just Ray and Brad. When you spotted Nate approaching out of the corner of your eye, probably to either check on you or reprimand you for shouting, you stormed off.
Heaving for breath, you felt as though the entire country of Iraq was closing in around you, suffocating you. Chest tight, you ran to the edge of the camp perimeter before collapsing to your knees among the sand and dead grass.
That was when the tears started to fall. Fat, warm drops of liquid ran down your cheeks as you buried your hands into the sand and clenched your fists, desperately searching for something to ground yourself with. When the sand predictably slipped through your fingers, you screamed.
The scream caused your throat to burn and your chest to ache, which only made you cry harder.
After years of telling yourself how strong you were—years of proving to others how strong you were—you had finally been chipped away at enough to reveal the weak woman inside.
While you screamed and cried and clawed at the sand, letting years of pent-up emotions flood from your body, Brad stood nearby and watched as the strongest marine he had ever met shattered before his very eyes.
It was like watching a car crash—no matter how badly he wanted to turn his back and give you the privacy you deserved, he couldn't tear his eyes away. His breathing quickened when he watched you double over and his fists clenched at his sides when he heard you wail.
He imagined this it what it felt like to watch a prized race horse break its leg. He was watching a life-changing moment. Nothing would be the same after this; you wouldn't be the same.
When your screams finally died down into airy sobs and you had dried the tears from your face, he approached. He didn't mean to intrude, but before he knew what was happening, his legs were leading him over.
When he slowly lowered himself down onto his knees beside you, you straightened your back and sniffled. "Sorry, sir," you apologized, your voice raspy and raw from screaming. "I just needed a moment. I'll be okay."
Brad knew you were desperately trying to pick up the pieces of your shattered shell and cover your wounds with them. He knew you weren't okay.
"I'll inform Doc Bryan that you're no longer fit to serve," he told you simply. "An honourable discharge is better than losing yourself out here."
When you turned to Brad, he expected a fight; he expected anger and resentment. Instead, you appeared relieved. He watched as your shoulders relaxed and your eyes fell shut from exhaustion.
"I didn't want it to end this way," you whispered. "I don't want to leave the guys. I don't want to leave you. But ... but I can't to this anymore."
"You served your country bravely and selflessly." He took your hand in his and squeezed tight. Finally, you found the grounding you had been searching for and managed an easy, deep inhale. "That's all anyone could ever ask for."
You felt the tears begin to well in your eyes again. "I tried ..." You looked up at Brad, grateful that there didn't seem to a glimmer of disappointment or pity in his gaze. "I really tried."
"I know you did. You did your part," he assured you. "Now it's time to go home. Get some rest."
Without warning, you reached over, wrapped your arms around Brad's shoulders, and collapsed into his embrace. When he looped his arms around your body and held you close, you buried your face into the crook of his neck and broke down once more.
"This isn't goodbye, you know that right?" He lifted one hand to cradle the back of your head. "You aren't getting rid of any of us that easily."
A single laugh escaped between the sobs. "Best thing the United States Marines ever gave me," you said. "Say what you will about these assholes, but they're the best bunch of assholes I've ever met."
"Am I included in that statement?" Brad asked.
Lifting your head so you could look Brad in the eyes, you smiled. "You're the best asshole I've ever met." You held his face in your hands. "I'd ask you to come back with me if I didn't know that would be like asking a bird to never fly again. You belong out here."
"The fact that you'd even want me to come back with you is more than enough." Brad wiped your stray tears away with the rough pads of his thumb. "This isn't the end. We will see each other again. But for now, focus on yourself."
"That rest you mentioned sounds nice," you admitted. "I'm tired."
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they were literally looking at web like this
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Hi :)
I hope you‘re doing well.
I asked for a fluffy-funny-flirty fic with Skip, Malark, Penk and Luz a few days (or one week?) ago. And now I realised I forgot to ask if you could make it a x fem!reader fic. I‘m sorry 🙈 if you haven‘t started yet, could you do this?
But if you already started it’s okay, tho. I‘ll read anything with Skip 😁
Thank you and have wonderful day 😊
Hello, lovely reader! I did get your fic request, I just haven't been writing much BoB lately - but never fear, I will get to your request ASAP!
Thank you so much for reading and requesting :)
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lostinthewiind · 3 days
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pls send more gen kill fic requests 🥺
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Generation Kill fic requests you say? Can I get a Ray Person where sometimes he accidentally hits the radios buttons and the reader overhears his rants and comes back with some of her own? Or a Nate Fick angry and it triggers an “oh no he’s hot angry” reaction that the reader can’t hide?
Hotheaded
Nathaniel "Nate" Fick - Generation Kill
A/N: I couldn't choose so I decided to combine both prompts into one fic :)
Rating: 16+ (language)
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"-and if you take a moment to really think about it, it makes total sense!" Ray's sped up rant continued over the comms, no doubt thanks to the amount of ripped fuel he had ingested over the past 24 hours. "This war isn't about money or oil or any of it! We're here because of sex!"
Slamming your head back against the headrest, you let out an exasperated groan. "How long has he been going on like this for?" You turned to look at Rudy.
Rudy glanced down at his watch. "About 10 minutes."
"Good God! How does he not know he's broadcasting this to everyone?" You slammed your boot down against the humvee floor and grabbed the receiver. "That's it. I can't listen to him anymore."
Rudy chuckled under his breath. "You tell him, little lady."
"Would the Whiskey Tango individual who insists on ranting about sex and his deranged theories about the origin of this war over the comms please shut the fuck up?" you snapped into the receiver. "I don't feel like listening to your family-fucking twang for the entire time we are sitting here."
You could hear a couple of laughs escape the humvees directly in front of and behind your own. For a few seconds, you thought Ray had actually caught on to how annoying he was being and shut up. Then the comms crackled to life once more.
"You sound just like the government, trying to silence the truth because you're scared about what it means for your good American values!"
"Ray, you wouldn't know the truth if it slipped into your bedroom at night and tickled your prostate!" you shot back. You weren't backing down until the idiotic RTO shut his goddamn trap. "And even if this war was about sex, what would you know about it when you look like someone who'd only get some through an unfortunate keep-it-in-the-family arranged marriage or if a blind woman took immense pity on you?"
More laughter. Even Rudy, who usually tried to stay out of the constant back and forth, couldn't help but crack a smile.
You could tell Ray was ramping up for another response, but before he got the chance, Lieutenant Fick's voice sounded over the comms. "Will you two idiots keep your lover's spat off of company-wide comms so the rest of us can sit here in peace and wait for further orders?"
You swallowed hard. "Sorry, sir," you apologized.
Ray's voice didn't follow. He didn't even apologize. Then you heard a distant shouting.
"Hey!"
You and Rudy shared a confused look. Leaning out the side of your humvee window, you spotted Ray doing the same thing at the front of the convoy, shouting back at you.
"What the fuck are you doing?" you shouted back.
"I get plenty of pussy, thank you very much!" Ray clearly wasn't done with the conversation, comms or not. "I wouldn't expect you to understand though, considering not even Manimal would get near your salmon-scented cavern, and he'd fuck anything with a hole!"
"Unfortunately, not all of us are born with a built-in dating pool—you know, that thing that regular people call the family tree! Or, in your case, the goddamn family circle!"
Ray furrowed his brows. You could see his mouth moving a mile a minute, but due to the sudden increase in wind, you couldn't make out what he was saying.
"What?" you called.
He tried again. Still nothing. Frustrated, he disappeared back into his humvee. "You keep telling yourself that, and when you're back home with no other choice but to sell your Iraq-worn body and dusty pussy on the corner, you'll remember what your old pal Ray said about the reason for war," he said, resorting to comms again.
"I think this is the longest I've ever heard him bicker with someone," Rudy pointed out. "You really know how to get him going."
"And I'm about to shut him down for good." You picked up the receiver one final time. "Ray, your unhinged theories are a direct result of your unique and equally unfortunate makeup of chromosomes, which could only come from someone whose mother is also their aunt! And when-"
The receiver was suddenly snatched out of your hand before you could end your finishing blow. With a sheepish smile on your face, you turned to see Lieutenant Fick standing outside your humvee, receiver in hand and a scowl on his face.
"Corporal, what the fuck did I just tell you?" Nate used his free hand to grab you by the collar of your uniform.
"Not to argue with Ray over the comms," you replied.
"That's right, Corporal." Nate leaned into the humvee, his bright blue eyes burning holes into your soul. "Now, tell me, are you just too fucking stupid to know how to follow orders or do you find joy in purposefully pissing me off?"
You felt a heat rise to your cheeks at the sight of Lieutenant Fick so angry. You had never seen him filled with this much rage, and for whatever reason, it was hot. Super hot.
You gently shook your head. "Neither, sir."
"Then why the fuck did I hear your voice over the comms again just now?"
"No excuse, sir."
"What's the matter? No rebuttal for your old pal Ray-Ray?"
You watched as Nate's face twisted into a horrible mixture of disappointment, anger, and exhaustion. "Ray, get the fuck off the comms before I come up there and throttle you through your humvee's window!" he snapped over the comms before throwing the receiver back into the humvee and releasing your collar. "I swear to God, it's like babysitting with you two."
You swallowed hard when Nate removed his helmet and ran his fingers through his dirty blonde hair. If this was turning you on so much, maybe Ray was right; maybe you did need to get laid more. Or maybe the Iraqi heat was getting to you more than usual today. Either way, you couldn't tear your eyes away from your Lieutenant.
"Something to say?" Nate caught you staring. "Or are you just getting a kick out of watching me snap?"
"No kicks here, sir," you assured him.
"Then what is it, Corporal?" he demanded. "Come on, spit it out."
You turned back to look at Rudy, silently pleading with him to save you. When all he did was shrug, you slumped your shoulders. "I really don't think I should say, sir."
"I didn't ask you to think. If I remember correctly, you attempting to have an original thought was what caused this whole thing in the first place. Everybody knows Ray rants. And everybody knows that if you just ignore it, he'll eventually stop. So, now that we're here, spit it the fuck out."
You were screwed. You just had to say it. "It's just that you're very attractive when you're angry, sir. That's all."
That stopped Nate's anger in its tracks. "What the fuck did you just say?" His voice had dropped into a low whisper.
You drew in a deep breath. "Did you want me to repeat it, sir?"
"No, I unfortunately heard you the first time." Nate looked over your shoulder at Rudy, who was looking out the window and pretending that he wasn't listening. "Corporal, switch with my driver. It appears you need some more direct supervision."
With that, Nate walked back to his vehicle at the rear of the convoy.
"Oh, my God, I cannot believe I actually admitted that!" You buried your face in your hands. "Why didn't I just say something else? Literally anything else?!"
"I don't know." Rudy was clearly amused by your misfortune. "You're right though. He is very attractive when he's angry."
"Right?!" You started to pack up your gear. "Well, wish me luck. If I don't make it to the next stop, you know who killed me."
Rudy gave a mock salute. "It's been an honour serving with you."
The walk of shame back to Nate's vehicle felt like an eternity, and when you passed the other driver, you didn't dare make eye contact. After stowing away your gear, you climbed into the driver's seat and settled in. Nate watched you like a hawk the entire time.
"I'm sorry about arguing with Ray over the comms, sir," you apologized once more, hoping it would help you get back in your Lieutenant's good graces.
"No apology needed, Corporal," he told you. He was much calmer now; back to the regular Lieutenant Fick you were used to dealing with. "I can't count the number of times I wish I could have done what you did. Ray and his fucking rants are the main reason I cannot wait to get out of this damn war. I'd quite literally rather take a bullet to the chest."
You couldn't help but laugh. "I'm sure we'd all appreciate watching you tear him a new one some time."
"Maybe," he sighed.
"- it's lack of pussy that fucks countries up. Lack of pussy is the root fucking cause of all global instability. If more hajis were getting quality pussy, there'd be no reason for us to come over here and fuck 'em up like this! 'Cause a nut-bustin' haji is a happy haji." Ray had once again accidentally turned the comms on while ranting to his passengers.
You watched as Nate gritted his teeth. Then, completely unexpected, he picked up the receiver and handed it to you. "Tell that fucker to shut his hole, Corporal."
"But, sir, I thought ..." you trailed off.
"I'm not the only one who's hot when they're angry." He smirked, and when you finally took the receiver from him, he sat back and got ready to enjoy the show.
"Pretty sure I said 'attractive', sir," you corrected. "But hot works too."
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