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Do you think Charlie still leaves messages for Lilith like in the pilot? Calling her up for the feeling of connection even though she knows she's just talking to an answering machine.

Then when Lilith shows up she already knows about everyone at the Hotel because Charlie info dumped about all of them.

#hazbin hotel #text #fan theory #hazbin charlie #I do not know how good or not Lilith having info on all of them would be yet #hazbin lilith

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Sickly Sweet II - A Raunchy Hazbin Hotel OC Fic | Chapters 5+6: Let The Good Times Roll & Half-Week Hangover

Fibonacci finally decides to make his move against Syrup and his new life. There's no end of options for retribution in Hell, after all, and Fibonacci is not a man who does things by half. Dealing with him causes fallout for the whole Hotel, everyone could use a break now and then. Even those who don't, strictly speaking, deserve them.

#fanfic #hazbin hotel #hazbin fanfic #smut #plot #fluff #angst #angel dust/oc #hazbin angel dust #hazbin oc #hazbin alastor #hazbin charlie #hazbin vaggie #hazbin overlord oc

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Lucifer and Alastor ship only instead of kissing or fighting or whatever I'm making them play the starring roles in Samuel Beckett's Waiting For Godot

(I figure this is basically like kissing, fighting, and whatever all at the same time)

#text #hazbin hotel #hazbin alastor #hazbin lucifer #lucifer/alastor #kind of #OP is a pretentious theater kid

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Me: Okay, since the first fic about an oc being at the mercy of Valentino got out of hand, let's try another one. Something more relaxed and just for me.

My brain: What if that one also got out of hand?

Me: I'm never telling you anything again.

#text #fanfic #hazbin hotel fanfic #I guess I'm as addicted to plot as I am to evil men #plot makes it spicy

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My position on if Alastor fucks has been made clear (yes) but I do think he has a very warped view of desirable physical attributes.

Hips? Chests? No, of course not. Give him a sharp enough smile, though? I think he'd get close to blushing.

(Why yes, this is just way for me to daydream about his fingers in my mouth.)

#hazbin hotel #fanfic #hazbin fanfic #text #hazbin alastor #imagine him purring 'such a lovely smile you have' and tell me I'm wrong though #unhealthy about a fictional character again

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Alastor gave a chuckle and made for the door once again. He stepped outside and paused to adjust his bow tie and conjure his cane. His ears twitched as he heard the cautious chiding from Vaggie and the exuberant hope from Charlie. Oh, it did Alastor’s heart good to hear that kind of hope. To say nothing of what it did for his appetite.

I'm just using tumblr to show off lines I've written that I like at this point.

#hazbin hotel #fanfic #hazbin fanfic #Hazbin alastor #he promised to behave today :) #text

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You Think Valentino Ever Gets... Cravings?

Like, say you're some wire jockey working for Vox down in his studio. You're not a tech wiz or anything but you know how to mix audio and plug things in correctly the first time. In Hell, that puts you in the 80th percentile of demons in terms of tech literacy.

So you're in his studio one day, maybe doing some light editing work, when Valentino comes strolling through. Sure, all three of the Vees cut through the space a few times a week for one reason or another, but Valentino's boots made slow clacks on the floor today. That means he's looking for something.

Then those boots stop right behind you and you feel a bolt of lightning shoot up your spine as your eyes go wide.

He doesn't even flirt or say anything. One hand goes to your shoulder, the other to your side. Not even groping, almost more like he's judging the grip he can get.

Then he tugs you up and into his side and you see his wide grin. "Can I borrow you in my suite for a second, baby? My TV's on the fritz again." And he starts to move without waiting for an answer, arms still around you.

Sure, technically you work for Vox. Technically you could say something, but you (and everyone else in the studio who are currently trying very hard not to look at you) know what Val's like and that Vox won't give any amount of a shit just as soon as you're reconstituted enough to do your damn job.

So you're yanked up to Valentino's suite. The lights are dimmed and you're tossed into a chair that is, at least, comfy.

At least until there's two hands on the chair's arms and two on either side of your head.

"You," Valentino purrs. "Just need to hold still for me. Understand, baby?"

Maybe you try to laugh nervously and brush it off. Ask him what's going on.

One of those hands by your head shift to gently grip your chin as he shakes his head with a smile. "Just hold still for me." He says.

It takes until he stops talking for you to realize that he's sunk to his knees. Valentino himself. Kneeling in front of you? That's an interesting sight. Probably pretty rare too.

You hope it doesn't cost anything.

As Valentino's body sunk low, so do his hands. The two by your head go to your shoulders, then your chest, then down to your stomach. The two at the chair's arms go inward, gripping at your waist.

From there it's little effort for those hands to come around and pop your pants open.

Beats him clawing them open, at least.

You're snapped out of that thought by the sound of his voice, still purring and happy. "Ooh, look at you. Nice and ready for me."

And that's the last thing you process before the assault of his tongue on your flesh starts. There's a germ of his technique buried there, but it's nearly imperceptible under the sheer voraciousness he displays.

You can't even be sure if his lips ever touch you, the tongue is too long. There's too much of it. And every bit of it seems to press against the most sensitive bits of skin you have.

Your hips buck up exactly once before Valentino growls and you're snapped back to reality. Not before a hand goes to your stomach and presses you back down onto the chair.

"I said hold. Still." Valentino growls out. The angry expression is wiped away as his phone rings. He rolls his eyes, digs it out and answers it.

"Yeah?" He says into it, voice pleasant as his finger strokes against your in a million perfect ways. "Who?" He asks as that digit skids around the places you and he both know would make you quiver and moan. "Voxxy, that could've been anyone. Your little trolls always blame me whenever one of them goes missing."

He gives a deep chuckle into his phone and squeezes you in a way that makes you gasp. "Not always." He says. And then the grin is back. "Deal. This one behaves anyways." Then he hangs up and tosses the phone away where it won't bother him.

"Where was I?" He purrs before setting his tongue between your legs again. If anything, even worse than before. Or better. The distinction stops mattering in the overwhelming pleasure.

You've tried to keep yourself quiet, but whimpers and gasps give way to moan and groan. Valentino doesn't seem to mind them, at least not with the firm hand, still on your stomach, keeping you still. Threatening whenever you get just a bit too twitchy.

There's only so much you can stand before you reach your peak, shouting in bliss, clenching and twitching as you hear Valentino moan softly beneath you.

When you're done, he parts from your flesh with a sigh. "I don't know about you," He says, voice pure satisfaction. "But that's exactly what I needed."

And you're tossed out the door with your pants barely up and no more than a wink and blown kiss from Valentino.

#hazbin hotel #fanfic #hazbin fanfic #text #hazbin valentino #smut #mild dubc0n #Written in one go in a fugue state of horny desperation #oral #Valentino catches #Valentino tops #Valentino x reader #gender neutral reader #nsft

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I'm still so fresh to tumblr that I'm not 100% sure what this is, but thanks a bunch, stranger!

#text #thank you #I can tell it cost money so that means a lot to me

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I have a line for Velvette that came to me fully-formed in a vision. I have no idea what I'll do with it yet but tell me I'm not onto something with it.

Some Loser: Calls Velvette's outfit(s) trendy "We don't look trendy. Looking trendy is for plebs who can't do any better. We set trends."

#hazbin hotel #fanfic #hazbin fanfic #text #hazbin hotel velvette #hazbin hotel vees

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“Can we try my plan now, Voxxy?” Valentino said, turning to him with a small grin. “Kick down the door, go guns blazing. Those two will be back in my arms just from that. They love when I get violent.” Vox stared at him. “You realize we’re talking about more than your whores, don’t you?” Valentino tilted his head, as if in thought. “Hmm, nope.” He said with a smile.

I still love writing these two bastards.

#hazbin hotel #fanfic #hazbin fanfic #voxval #staticmoth #the vees #What if two guys were entirely two different kinds of evil? #And also they're gay

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Love waking up to an email from Mister A.O. 3 that one person has kudos'd all my fics. Like 'haha! Now you have my brainrot! You're stuck here too!'

#fanfic #text #get prankd #it's like going to a trap you laid and finding it full #fr tho I love the love #Ao3 #ao3 writer

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Oooh inspiration

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Sickly Sweet II: A Raunchy Hazbin Hotel OC Story | Chapter 4: Of Contracts' Consequences

Extermination Day inches ever closer. Not that Charlie is worried, of course - her idea can't fail - but it'd make her feel better if Angel and Syrup, you know, stuck around. At lest for one full day. Work keeps calling them away. Maybe she could talk to their boss? Nobody but Husk sees what a bad, bad idea that is.

Well, except for Fibonacci, watching from a distance. Picking just the right moment to strike.

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel fanfic #oc/canon #Hazbin Hotel OC #trauma #abuse #oc fic #smut #plot #fluff

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Whenever I think of writing from Husk's POV the nature of the narrative gets a very noir feel in terms of sentence pacing and structure and metaphors and so on.

Describing Charlie like 'She couldn't be more sheltered if she were raised in a salt mine' and describing catching a blow to the head as 'Ringing some bells, in more ways than one'

Does this make sense? Or am I losing it?

#hazbin hotel #fanfic #text #hazbing hotel fanfic #hazbin husk #He's just so old and grouchy #idk maybe i've played too much Alan Wake II lately

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Sickly Sweet: A Raunchy Hazbin Hotel OC Prequel Story

Another day, another fresh sinner falling to Hell. What else is new? Could this one be different? Probably not. There's only so many sins under the sun and so many ways to perpetrate them. But hey, at least this one is cute. So Angel latches onto him.

Of course, as Angel does, so does Valentino. And Valentino's got plans for such a weirdly-innocent sinner. Innocence, after all, is a highly-priced commodity in Hell.

Can this green sinner keep his head above water in the face of Valentino's exploitative plotting? Does he even want to when Angel shows him how much fun it is when he dives? When Angel shows him... so much.

And, in the distance, stalking through the treeline, Alastor sees this new sinner. He knows, he spots it at a glance, he can tell from experience that this new sinner...

Is as innocent as sin.

And as green... as blood.

Follow a sinner fresh to Hell as he finds a home in the Inferno with no rainbow in sight to offer something as far-fetched as redemption, leaving him nowhere to go....

But down.

#hazbin hotel #fanfic #hazbin hotel fanfic #hazbin hotel angel dust #hazbin hotel oc #hazbin hotel alastor #hazbin hotel valentino #oc/canon #staticmoth #mothdust #hazbin hotel mothdust #smut #plot #fluff #angst #happy ending #strangers to lovers #Alastor corrupts someone #drug use #so much cw oh my god read the tags in the fic #angel dust/oc #Valentino/oc #Alastor/oc #I have no idea what the oc and Alastor have but I'm tagging it as romantic. A lot of their scenes /are/ written sexually though

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Sickly Sweet II - The Sequel To A Raunchy Hazbin Hotel OC Prequel

It's amazing what a soul can get used to. Granted, in a lot of ways Hell isn't as bad as you'd think. Syrup can hardly tell why Angel wants to stay at this dingy hotel.

Well, it's rent free.

And Charlie's nice enough. Vaggie's a laugh riot and, of course, with Alastor there it's hardly going to be boring.

Not to mention, with so many people from his life still skulking around and looking for revenge, maybe a friend or two isn't so bad.

Especially when one of them is an Overlord. And Fibonacci seems like a clever and cruel one at that.

The first three chapters of the Sequel to My Extended Plotty, Smutty Brainrot are up! Follow a sinner still relatively fresh to Hell as he tries to get Better (But better can mean many things)

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel fanfic #hazbin hotel oc #hazbin angel dust #hazbin alastor #hazbin valentino #staticmoth #oc/canon #oc/angel dust #oc/Alastor #what if a mass murderer was just a little guy? #plot #fluff #smut #some velvette/oc too cos I cannot under any circumstances stop myself #Charlie tries her best #I'm bad at tagging