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Please reblog this if fanfiction has been beneficial to your mental health.

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Reblog if you are bisexual, pansexual, or asexual, if you support bisexuals, pansexuals, and asexuals, or

There’s no third, funny option, just the first two because it’s good to just support people because they deserve support.

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Tony: do you think natasha wants to kill me?

Clint: depends? why do you think that?

Tony: she might or might not have been following me with a knife for a week now

Clint:

Clint: no, that's just natasha

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“Sometimes words aren’t enough and that’s why we have middle fingers.”

- Clint.

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Peter: Loki! Violence isn’t the answer

Loki: I’m a god. Therefore I have the authority to say it is.

Peter: *pauses* Can’t argue with that logic

Tony: oh no

#avengers are dumbasses #peter parker is a little shit #incorrect peter parker #loki is a little shit #incorrect loki quotes #peter parker #incorrect spider man #irondad #spiderson #loki is alive #violence is always the answer #peter parker is a dumbass #peter is chaotic good

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loki: today is a quiet day

loki: very quiet *looks at thor who's sleeping peacefully*

loki: i don't like quiet *pulls out daggers*

loki: *stabs thor*

thor: loKIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

loki: ahh no more quiet, i like it

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Loki at Midtown Tech: I have come to kidnap my adopted gremlin friend

Office Lady: I’m not sure who you mean. Would you like to ask over the PA system?

Loki: I would love too.

Loki into the mic: Hey gremlin, we’re gonna fight a god and kick his ass. And then we’re gonna cause mischief with the vent bird

Meanwhile in Peter’s classroom

Teacher: Well that was weird. Probably someone playing a prank...Peter, why are you getting up?

Peter: I’m gonna fight a god, kick ass and cause mischief with the vent bird. It helps a snake and spider de-stress.

Teacher: You know what? I don’t care anymore. “Fight a god” as long as you get your work done.

Ned after a moment: snake... snake... Wait, does that mean that was Loki?!

#avengers are dumbasses #peter parker #peter has no chill #incorrect loki quotes #loki is a little shit #loki #incorrect loki #incorrect mcu #incorrect spider man #incorrect peter parker #loki is not evil #loki is prankster gremlin #Peter is prankster gremlin #peter parker is a dumbass #peter parker is a little shit

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Tony: Hey lokes, what ya doing?

Loki: Just some light research on genetic’s.

Loki: I’m going to eliminate all the cancers.

Tony: Oh wow. That’s impressive-..

Loki: Then the Virgo’s.

Tony:...

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Mr Harrington at decathlon: You’re all wonderful people so I don’t think any of you have ever broken another person’s bones before

Peter and MJ look at each: About that...

Harrington: Okay, I kinda expected MJ but Peter?! Why are you breaking people’s bones?

Peter: Cause fighting non lethally is hard without breaking bones. I either break bones or I kill them

Harrington having a panic attack: Okay. Okay. This is normal. Trauma forces people to make bad choices.

MJ: I’m proud of you loser.

Flash: whatthefuckwhatthefuck

#peter parker #avengers are dumbasses #peter channeling loki #peter has no chill #peter parker is a little shit #peter parker is a dumbass #incorrect peter parker #mj and peter #MJ supports breaking bones #mj stabbed a bitch

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Teacher: I think it’s a reasonable assumption that none of you have ever been shot.

Peter: Umm...

Teacher: Apparently I was wrong. Peter, what the fuck?

Peter: Hehe. Funny story. *jumps out the window*

Ned: Pfft- He’s out of here

Teacher: Do you know how he got shot?

Ned: Uh... *nyooms out the door*

#peter parker is a dumbass #avengers are dumbasses #peter parker #Peter Parker gets shot #teachers have no clue #Spider-Man #incorrect spiderman quotes #incorrect spiderman #incorrect marvel #marvel #avengers #ned leeds #peter and ned #ned is a dumbass #spidersquad shenanigans

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TW: Dark humor.(?)

I can't stop thinking about Tony and Peter casually joking about death and shocking everyone around them like us Gen z's do with our friends.

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Peter: I hope the light at the end of my tunnel is a fucking train.

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Tony: I used to be a playboy but now all I want on top of me is 6ft of dirt.

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Random bad guy: I'll snap your neck

Peter: I'll let you

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Tony: I swear to God I'm gonna start a hit list.

Peter: I volunteer

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Kidnapper: *hands them a gun* One of you has to die.

Tony: I will

Peter: No let me do it

Tony: Get behind me I'll shoot both of us

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Robber: *Aiming a gun at Peter but hesitating to shoot him*

Peter: Would you like me to pull the trigger?

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Bad guy: I'll kill you.

Peter: I'll fucking do it for you.

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Tony: Don't come Heimlich me if I start choking cause that's my ticket out of here and if you save me then your fake and just want what you can't have.

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Tony: *staring at a vase of dead flowers*

Peter: lol you wish that was you huh?

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just wanting to prove a quick point here. reblog if you believe loki is a complex, well-developed, three-dimensional character who didn’t deserve to be killed in the first 5 minutes of the movie. let’s see how many we are

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Peter: If I die, please bury me either in a T-pose or the you know I had to do it pose.

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"Aim high. You may still miss the target but at least you won't shoot your foot off."

- Clint Barton

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Peter talking to a tired Thor: So what’s Loki to you?

Thor: The reason I get up in the morning...

Peter: Really?! That’s cool

What Heimdall watched happen:

Loki: Hey...

Brother

Thor: *continues snoring*

Loki: Blergh *stabs him*

I never sleep cause of you

#incorrect loki quotes #avengers are dumbasses #peter parker #spiderman #loki is prankster gremlin #Loki #Thor #incorrect marvel #incorrect loki #Loki stabbed Thor #again

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Alternatively

Loki (female): I like men how I like emotions

Thor:...how?

Loki: Buried

Thor: Pretty sure that’s called murder. It’s illegal

Loki: Only if they find the bodies

Loki (currently female): I like my men how I like my emotions

Thor: ...how?

Loki with a grin: Buried deep inside me

Thor: *sighs* I really should have seen that coming

#incorrect loki quotes #incorrect thor #incorrect loki #loki is prankster gremlin #loki is gender fluid #genderfluid loki #loki silvertongue #loki #thor #Loki feels stabby #murder

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Tony: I love saying fuck me because it can either be sexual or self-loathing and those are two things that describe me perfectly.