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I'd walk through fiendfyre for you, Hermione. Well not FIENDFYRE, because it's dangerous. But a super humid room. But not too humid, because my hair.
Draco (probably)
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I probably put way too much thought into it but I do enjoy making a more in depth story rather than winging it. I like to actually think about the worldbuilding, make sure things actually connect and make sense. I am a big history nerd and I feel like it's the closest I can get to writing my own history.
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#the host#the host 2013#the host (2013)#smeyer's the host#smeyers the host#stephenie meyer's the host#Stephenie Meyers the host#stephenie meyer#melanie stryder#Jared Howe#Ian O’Shea#Ian oshea#Ian o shea#Kyle oshea#Kyle O’Shea#Kyle o shea#uncle Jeb#Jeb Stryder#jebediah stryder#saoirse ronan#max irons#Jake Abel#boyd holbrook#William hurt#text post meme#text post memes#incorrect quotes#tumblr humor
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i wonder what’s happening right now over at hogwarts
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Hermione: What's happened, Draco? Why are you smiling?
Draco: Can't I just be happy?
Harry: He charmed the Minister's business cards to say '£25 blowjobs' on the back.
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Hermione: You're a horrible person.
Draco: Maybe. But I'm rich and I'm pretty, so it doesn't really matter.
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Mel: I have an idea.
Wanda: No murder.
Mel: I no longer have an idea.
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#today on things that totally happened: sab edition [3/?]
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Wanda: You stabbed him?!
Mel: In my defense, you didn't hear what he said.
Wanda: What did he say?
Mel: "What are you going to do? Stab me?"
Jared: I'm with Mel on this. That's practically an invitation.
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Every now and then I re-read Stephenie Meyer's The Host and remember why it's one of my favorite books, only now I write fanfic soooo I wrote up a lil oneshot 🎉
Needed an angst fix so I wrote a re-telling of Chapter 14 (and what happens before Wanderer wakes up in Chapter 15) from Jared’s POV. For reference, Chapter 14 is where Wanderer/Melanie are brought in by Jeb and see Jared for the first time. Starts with a flashback of when Melanie went off to find her cousin.
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Called Out in the Dark officially crossed 100K words 🎉 Never thought it'd reach this point when I first started this story (my second ever fanfic). Hopefully it does not reach 200K 😅 Honestly, I think we are in the final stretch and I'm predicting 150K max once complete.
Anyways, just posted the first of two Christmas Day chapters!
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Need a little more dramione holiday fluff? If you haven't already, check out this cute & funny oneshot!
Written for r/ao3's promptcember 2023, week 3 prompt: Mistletoe
Additional Tags: dramione - Freeform, Auror Hermione Granger, Auror Draco Malfoy, Auror Harry Potter, Fluff, HP deserves a raise, Mistletoe, Holidays, Dialogue Heavy, Implied Inappropriate Workplace Conduct, Luna Lovegood catching strays, EWE, Post-Hogwarts, Fluff and Humor
#dramione#dramione fanfic#draco x hermione#fanfiction#harry potter fanfiction#ao3#ao3 fanfic#oneshot
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