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Just wanted to make sure is it alright if I use your quotes? or should I give credit (just want to make sure) ^-^
yup its all good lol you dont need to credit me and thats fine but if you do ill just be interested in where it ends up lol
enjoy :)
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A: That’s why we needed to get an expert.
B: Oh really? Who did you get?
A, staring: …
B: Oh! Right, that’s me.. yes.
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A: B, what the hell were you thinking??!!
B: YOU TOLD ME NOT TO THINK!
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C: [Bullying A]
B, later: [accidentally hits C with their car]
C: You hit me with your car.
B: You hit my car with your body.
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A: It kind of feels like you’re prioritizing work over our friendship.
B: Because I barely know you?
A: Fine, message received.
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A: Can we really eat a tree that’s that aggressive?
B: Only one way to find out!
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A: C'mon, take one for the team.
B: No, I don’t want to. Let the team fail.
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C: A, you know B better than anyone. I’m sure you’ll find the perfect gift.
A: And you’re sure its not…
C: It’s not a tie.
A: okay.
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A: We are screwed.
B: Hey, no, I don’t want to hear that defeatist attitude. I want to hear you upbeat.
A, with a mocking smile: We’re screwed!
B: There you go.
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A, B and C get accidently locked in a room:
A, hysterical: What if nobody looks down here?! You know, how are we going to survive? I-I had a protein bar in my car. I don’t know why I didn’t bring it in. [on the verge of tears]
B: Guys, if it comes to it, and I mean this… I want you guys to eat me.
C, exasperated: As I told you before B, in those elevators and in the traffic jam years ago, I am not going to eat you.
A: Okay, you say that now, but we may not get out of here, and that means we may need to make some hard decisions!
C: [sighs]
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A: Racoons!
B: Oh for god’s sake, A, just swear like an adult.
A, mildly hysterical: No! [points to the racoons.] Part of me always knew that this is how I was gonna go out.
B: In a wine fire surrounded by racoons?
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A: Do what you want B, its the least I can do as you’re going to help D with their homework tomorrow while I visit wine country.
B: *gasps* I want to go!
C: No, B, thats just what A calls lying on the trampoline in the backyard drinking chardonnay.
B: Oh.
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B: Look, if you can’t accept me for who I am, then I don’t need this. [motions towards A & C vaguely]
C, turning to leave: Okay, great.
B: No, no, no I need to be included so badly. I’ll do whatever you say. I literally have zero pride.
C: And that’s what I like to hear.
A, sighing: Oh, B.
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A: Without you B, we’re just three idiots who live together.
C: You make us a family, B.
B: Well, I’m like the cool rebel sibling of course.
D: No, you’re the mom.
A & C: Yeah, definitely the mom.
D: Look, B, if you come back to us, I’ll let you clean my room.
B: Deal.
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A: Oh my god was C jealous of us? You did so good.
B: You’re hopeless.
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A: Your head is shaped like a yam.
B: Yeah, I know. I can’t wear soft hats.
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A: Did you use my hair gel?
B, mockingly: Did I use your hair gel?
A: I’m not going to be mad. Just let me know if you did.
B: No.
A: You sure?
B: I used your hair gel.
A: Are you serious? >:(
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