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Milk Man
A few years ago my grand-mother had a boyfriend that would drink at least a gallon of milk a day. There was always carton of milk everywhere because he would bring them everywhere. And then he disappeared.
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In all of my dreams the toilets are like public restroom but with no stalls. Like a shit tone of toilets but with no walls so u can see everybody shit... It is frightening
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Yoo so I wanted to show my face to my like 3 followers, Im not photogenic so feel free to roast me lmao 👌 (also side note those are some of ma friends adrien and virginie)
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What I wanna know right now is how my cousin Antony knew -before I myself realised- that I was the gay cousin
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I... Made... Something... And... Im so proud
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Ok so hi rant time. So Im bi and shit but I got a lot of guy friends and people keep telling me "oh u gonna fuck 'em" so I just say "nah Im gay son" so that they stop fucking saying shit like that and I hate that its the only thing I can say that can make them stop saying that shit. Even there, sometimes it still continues like bitch. Now does it mean that to the ones I told Im gay they gonna say "oh u tryna fuck that girl who is your friend" and to the ones I actually told im bi they gonna say "so you tryna fuck all your friends"... Like no they ugly lmao. Ok but for real its really dumb
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My step dad just called me a walking meme... I've never been so proud
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OMG my school as a lgbtq+ club and I signed up lmao
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One thing that makes me very mad and that I think about a lot is that one time I had a conversation with my ex that consisted of him telling me that he was ok with lesbian because he said it was hot but not ok with gay dude because he taugh that it was gross. Also that if he was gay he would probably kill himself... And when I started gettingg mad at him he said like "chill out it's not that bad" and laughed... And yes I did leave him a week later because he was fucking insane (this is not all he did that was fucking dumb, I could do a thread about it)
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"compensation for mental and financial damage hyunA and E'dawn have caused"?!? Bish nah... This aint tru "THESE FANS ARE SUGGESTING THAT UNIVERSE MUST EQUALLY BE IMDEMNIFIED FOR BEING MISLED FOR THAT LONG PERIOD OF TIME" Ok nO i'm fucking OUT nobody was misled bc no motherfucking fans would have ever dated E'dawn yall fuck off
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OMG oh my god OH MY MOTHERFU CKING GOD the best ship ever just came truuuuu I feel blessed and I approve of this fucking relationship 100% HyunA and E'dawn are like my ul biases and seeing them happy together is perfect lastly pls, crazies don't make them break up bc of ur jalousy
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Grey's anatomy season 6 ep: 23 and 24 are the worst shit in the world I'mdyingofstress fuvkmeeee I hate it so much
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I had completly forgot the part of 2015 when kylie told everybody to suck on cups.....
And some listened(bringing horrible consequences).....
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The fuck u want hoe
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mood for today That bitch is so dramatic
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I see y'all talking about how your parents wants u to clean your room when my mom is there laughing at me bc I like to have a clean room...
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