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[iamforsaken]

[iamforsaken]

you have to admire his commitment to the bit

[iamforsaken]

OK REQUESTS OPEN BUT ONLY FOR MALE OR GENDER NEUTRAL READERS.

[iamforsaken]

Ooh, maybe a Dee x male (or gn) reader who’s meeting his family for the first time and manages to get each gifts specifically to their interests. Like, he got ideas from when Dee had spoken about them in the past so maybe Glam with a new set of expensive guitar strings he needed, Vicky (I love her so much) getting some new biker gloves because her old ones are worn out and getting Heavy a game he’s been wanting (he’s defo a gamer). Reader doesn’t do it o show off but as a genuinely thoughtful gift. And maybe a portrait of the Dee and reader for Dee himself? Thanks!

I am writing this while taking a shit at a metalhead Russian guy’s kind of wedding (set in an Italian restaurant, DELICUOUS salad) so let that set the tone for this.

Ok….first of all: Dee would probably be a little bit surprised about your gifts to the family, he would NOT expect you to go all out for that kind of thing, but he would be SO RELIEVED because he knows you

Biker Gloves??? Ohhh HELL YEAH. Vicky would give Heavy a noogie to "test them out" (she loves her sons :3) and flex for Glam

HEAVY WOULD BE *SO* HAPPY. I think he would immediatly forget about all social obligations and run to his room to play the game...

I assume you would have a hard time finding a gift for the elusive Glam but he would be curteous no matter what you got him (unless it is absolute shit)

Dee would be SO HAPPY. He would try to play it down because of TEASING FROM CERTAIN FAMILY MEMBERS, but he would hang it up in his room and probably draw something for you in return!

#metal family #metal family dee #metal family dee x reader #dee shvagenbagen #metal family x reader #dee metal family x reader #dee shvagenbagen x reader #dee metal family

[iamforsaken]

HELLO TUMBLR!!!!!

I AM CURRENTLY IN THE PREDICIMENT OF..... : WRITING BLOCK!!!! AND IT JUST SO HAPPENS THAT MY FRIEND WOULD LIKE A FANFICTION TO EXIST THAT DOES NOT EXIST YET.

I DO NOT HAVE THE WILLPOWER TO WRITE SAID FANFICTION, BUT I COULD WRITE SOMETHING ELSE.

I PROPOSE: A FIC TRADE!!!

I WILL WRITE SOMETHING FOR YOU, YOU WILL WRITE THE STORY FOR MY FRIEND.

1,000 WORDS, BEETLEJUICE SCREAMING KINK. BEETLEADAM, BEETLEBABS, OR BEETLEADAMBABS.

PLEASE CONSIDER!!!

MY AO3 ACCOUNT NAME IS SAMBOT2000XP, YOU CAN FIND MY WRITING THERE.

I WILL WRITE STAR TREK, RE-ANIMATOR, MLP, SLASHERS, ANYTHING THAT I HAVE WATCHED AND ENJOYED!!!!!

MESSAGE ME OR COMMENT HERE.

#beetlejuice #fanfiction #ao3 #ao3 fanfic #ao3 writer #fic trade #fanfiction trade #fanfic #archive of our own #beetlejuice x adam #beetleadam #beetlejuice broadway #beetlejuice the musical #star trek #star trek the next generation #star trek tng #star trek tos #star trek the original series #star trek deep space nine #star trek deep space 9 #star trek ds9 #reanimator #scream 1996 #mlp #slashers #bubba sawyer #brahms heelshire #brahms the boy #stu macher #ghostface

[iamforsaken]

BYYYYY THE WAYYY!!!! I WROTE A STAR TREK SELF INSERT FANFIC! IT IS ON MY AO3 MAIN, BUT HONESTLY I DO NOT CARE!!!!

PLEAASEEE READ IT!!!!

BARCLAY X READER.......

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Star Trek: The Next Generation, Star Trek Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Reginald Barclay/Reader, Reginald Barclay/You Characters: Reginald Barclay, Reader Additional Tags: Trans Male Character, Boypussy, reginald barclay is kind of an incel but you knew that already, I Wrote This While Listening to My Chemical Romance's Music, Fluff, Queer Themes, Not explicitly stated but it is very queer, Trans Reginald Barclay, Trans porn by a trans author, Aftercare, Nipple Play, Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, No Dialogue, Autistic Reginald Barclay, not mentioned but it is an undeniable fact of life, Dom/sub Undertones Summary:

Reginald Barclay's holodeck fantasies were nothing like this. In which you dominate Barclay.

_ The name is from Charles Bukowski's erotic poem 'The Shower' because it is SO FUNNY.

Written by a trans guy who is madly in love with Reg and shocked by the lack of slash reader fics there are of him. Not entirely anatomically correct (MILK.) but who cares?

#star trek #star trek the next generation #reginald barclay

[iamforsaken]

Hey! Could you write a zoolander x reader? Thanks in advance!

NP!!! ^_^ I am going to do male reader because that is I am most comfortable with, and I have a lot of fun ideas for, so I hope that is okay.

MALE READER

Ok.. I think he kind of forgot that people could be gay. He just. Forgot that it existed.

That being said, he would NOT be private about your relationship... he would just be kind of CONFUSING about it publicly (but when is NOT confusing?)

"Mr. Zoolander, is it true that you are dating a MAN?" "....Yes." "Does this mean you are publicly coming out as gay?" ".....No?" "So what are you then?" "A male model"

Expect to go to lots of his photo shoots. He WILL expect you to pamper him afterwards.

#zoolander #zoolander x male reader #derek zoolander #zoolander x reader #derek zoolander x male reader #derek zoolander x reader #x reader

[iamforsaken]

Hiya!! Could you possibly write something about dee and a gn reader working on a school project and just laying all over each other, and it just really being tooth rotting fluff over all. Thanks!!!

(Sorry for the lack of context,but i would love to hear your spin on it)

HELL YEAH!!!

He would probably get annoyed if you moved around too much, but after getting over that issue it would mostly be calm, but expect to be flicked if you crush him…. Which would definitely happen … that boy is SCRAWNY he is NOT strong at ALL, you could crush him just by putting a bit more pressure on him.

Nagging… so much nagging. He will be HARSH on your work, but he just wants to help…. lots of name calling . However, if HE makes a mistake… payload. You will get to embarrass the LIFE out of him.

Getting smothered by pillows is always an option if Heavy were to barge in…. or getting shoved onto the floor by a very flustered Dee.

Sorry this was short! Hope you enjoy!!!

#metal family #dee shvagenbagen #metal family dee #metal family dee x reader #metal family x reader #dee metal family x reader #dee shvagenbagen x reader

[iamforsaken]

Do you still do asks?

Yep!!! Sorry I have just been a bit overwhelmed with asks and stuff!!! As long as my inbox is open, I am doing asks!!!!

Speaking of which.... I am going to close my inbox for a bit so I can complete some old requests.

[iamforsaken]

Okay, I hope you’re still accepting requests, if not it’s obviously fine! I was wondering if you could do a Dee x male!Youtuber!reader? Like, he’s popular with a load of subscribers cause he plays horror games and does other stuff (up to you) and how Dee and his fam would react? Hope you have a lovely day! And I adore your writing btw, I love how you characterise Dee, very accurate :)

YES HOLY SHITBALLS OKAY YES :333. Also, THANK YOU!!! IT MEANS A LOT TO ME!!!

Okay, first of all, Heavy would be absolute HELL to get rid of. He is 1000000% the type of person who would be clammering all over you. Practically BEGGING you to include him in your videos. As soon as you stepped into their house you would have to FIGHT FOR YOUR LIFE to get to Dee's room. I am NOT KIDDING. Heavy would have NO MERCY. If he got it through his THICK HEAD that you would not make a video with him, he would move on to begging about playing some kind of video game with him.

After you were to finally get past THAT it would mostly be chill. Nothing much, I think Dee would really not care, unless he were to use you to brag....which he would. If you ever wanted to put him in a video you would have to promise him full confidentiality.

He may want to help you edit videos or something like that, but like I said before, he would just be kind of mellow about it.

Okay....if you were like one of those greasy dudebro gamers (I have no idea how to describe it) you would NEVER hear the end of it from ANY of the family. Dee, constantly telling you how sweaty and smelly you are. Non-stop teasing. Heavy, okay....he would still be himself just...worse. Glam, he would silently judge....very silently. Vicky, if your "youtube-career" were to EVER come up in conversation she would start laughing her ass off.

HOPE YOU ENJOYED!

#metal family #dee shvagenbagen #metal family dee #metal family dee x reader #metal family x reader #dee shvagenbagen x reader #dee metal family #dee metal family x reader

[iamforsaken]

I was wondering if I could get Dee from metal family with a s/o or crush who just recently moved there and is overall just extremely excited to be just… there. Like just walking down the street and reader is just completely overjoyed by almost everything (especially anything involving Dee or his family).

OOOKAY!!! SORRY ABOUT THE LONG WAIT!!! I HOPE THE QUALITY MAKES UP FOR IT! (also I finally turned on spell check so I hope the grammar is a bit better)

Dee would find it SO CUTE. The fact that every single new experience inspired such large amounts of joy in you absolutely DESTROYED HIM.

If you hung out by the end of the day he would be a blushing mess. If you were to EVER point it out he would just get even more red and make up something about you being embarrassing (a SHAMELESS LIE.)

He seems like the type of person to get frustrated by tourists and their photos, so you just being happy to BE THERE, especially with HIM of all people, feels almost special to him. He knows that you are there for the experience and not for the "social-credits" and photos.

OH. He would be SO excited to show you anything that you wanted to see. A simple trip to the local market? With you freaking out and him being SMASHED for you it would feel like an adventure (of course he would play it off and tease you for being so excited....but he really could not hide that he was just as excited)

He would try to be slick and attempt at flirting with you by making really confusing references to places you have never been.....it does NOT work!!! You would think that someone as smart as him would have the fore-sight of realizing that if you have no idea what he means the flirting will mean nothing to you...but no. Instead he just keeps on doing it and keeps on getting just as flustered when trying to explain. He would try to be slick and attempt at flirting with you by making really confusing references to places you have never been.....it does NOT work!!! You would think that someone as smart as him would have the fore-sight of realizing that if you have no idea what he means the flirting will mean nothing to you...but no. Instead he just keeps on doing it and keeps on getting just as flustered when trying to explain.

^_^ HOPE YOU ENJOYED!!

#metal family #dee shvagenbagen #metal family dee #metal family dee x reader #metal family x reader #dee shvagenbagen x reader #dee metal family #dee metal family x reader

[iamforsaken]

THE WAY YOU WRITE DEE IS SO ADORABLE OMFG SBAVAHHRBEHA

SQUEEEE THANK YOU!! !!! SORRY ABOUT THE LACK OF STUFF LATLEY, I HAVE BEEN SUPER BUSY DEALING WITH MY FIRST FEW WEEKS AT SCHOOL.

I PROMISE MORE SHALL COME@!!!!

#meta

[iamforsaken]

Hi! Could you possibly write About Dee and His bf hanging out on the roof looking at the stars and all around having a good time and possibly have their first kiss (if you are not comfy writing that its perfectly fine) Thanks!!

HI! Of course!!!! Sorry it took me so long to get to this, I just started school :3 I am going to write this in story format so if it is less than satisfactory please tell me! I am a bit embarrassed to actually write this since actual self insert stories are much different than headcanons and such, but this is such a sweet ask that I really do not want to pass it up. I have no idea if you are a night-person but I am assuming you are. No dialog since I wanted to set a tone. ENJOY! :333

Your arms hugged your knees slightly as they burned in the cold of the night air.

The stars were supposed to be the brightest at this time of night. They twinkled in a way that the satellites could never imitate.

Even though it was the middle of the night and it was unbearable waiting for the time you and Dee planned, it was worth it. Silence that was softened by the buzz of the electrical grid surrounded the house.

Nobody was awake except you two. When Dee suggested the idea it seemed like kind of cliche, but sitting in the moment it felt much less like a cheesy movie scene and more like a little planet made for the both of you. It was perfect.

At first you had suggested to listen to music together, sharing a pair of low-quality ear-buds, but Dee became adamant on pointing out the stars. He loved pretending like he knew more than you, even though you were just as knowledgeable as him in this subject. It was kind of stupid but still charming with Dee being the person behind it.

Now you were just sitting. The gap between you and him was filled by the presence of his hand, balancing him in his viewing position.

Your focus left the sky and went to your boyfriend beside you. Even though he had claimed that that was a fine term, although "lover" was not, it felt like a hard roll to fit into. The boy was tricky. Yes, he was smart, yes, he was witty, but he was still the awkward teenager that you loved. He always froze up when you touched him, then would play it off. At some point he had tried to do...something. You had no idea what though since as soon as he made contact with you he turned into a complete wreck and pulled away. But you wanted to feel that connection. And as cliche as it was, this roof was going to be the place where that happened.

Dee was still fixed on the night sky, which meant you could shift your weight to move closer to him without even disrupting his concentration. You turned to face him and reached out your arms. His eyes glanced to view your hands as they pressed onto his shoulders. His lips shifted to a smirk. The bastard had been waiting for this. In one motion his body rotated to mirror your position. Despite his act, you could tell he was a mess inside. No amount of planning could prepare him for the actual thing.

As your faces inched closer together, his breath combated the chill in the air. Your foreheads touched before your lips did, but when they finally reached their destination you felt as bright as the stars.

#metal family #dee shvagenbagen #metal family dee #metal family dee x reader #metal family x reader #dee metal family #dee shvagenbagen x reader #dee metal family x reader

[iamforsaken]

Hello!!! This is my first ever ask so sorry if its not the greatest. But could you write something about Dee having a bf who loves picking him up and carrying him around. I love the idea of Dee being very flustered and slightly annoyed at first but growing to love it. Thx!!

OOOOOH YESSS!!! I just got back from camp and this is an AWESOME ASK!!! I AM WRITING THIS WITHOUT MY GLASSES ON A TINY SCREEN SO I APOLOGIZE IF THIS IS BAD.

First of all, he would be in SHOCK that you could even pick him up. He knew that he was light but not THAT light.

The first time it happened he just laughed it off and made a joke-threat about you doing it again…..

…it did not stop you. After you did it once or twice THAT was when it actually started annoying him, but at the same time it just reminded him of why he loved spending time with you in the first place.

Sometimes he would try his best to grip onto the ground but of course failed terribly with his boot, but in the end he just gave into the corny display of affection.

OKAY HOPE YOU ENJOYED ;333

#metal family #dee shvagenbagen #metal family dee #metal family dee x reader #metal family x reader #dee shvagenbagen x reader #dee metal family x reader #dee metal family

[iamforsaken]

Adding kick-ass ASWELL ^_^ since I just watched it and it is SILAYYYYYY

and also zoolander since I was in love with zoolander jr a while back.

I could just edit this and I will but I need more traction for asks :3

Ahem hem….

Hello there.

This is an alt account that I have made.

I am here…… to write x reader stuff.

That is right.

OKAY.

Let it soak in to your brain.

Now, the fandoms that I will write for are::::

STAR TREK. (TOS or TNG (more to be added later))

HOMESTUCK. Yes. No questions asked.

MY LITTLE PONY. (Obviously NOT any of the foals)

CREEPYPASTA. (It is okay if you long for the company of fictional murders)

DEATH NOTE.

METAL FAMILY. (All characters other than heavy)

Please do not interact with me outside of asks and stuff…. Please.

I WILL WRITE IMAGINES, HEADCANONS, AND MAYBE EVEN SHORT STORIES.

NO NSFW

Do not expect these to be good. I am but a simple man. These will be cringey and embarrassing but that is what you want if you are here. The bottom line is that I will make sure these have proper grammar and spelling, and that they are coherent and semi-in character.

Expect the Star Trek stuff to be much higher quality since I dedicate all of my time to study these characters. I have their personalities engrained in my BRAIN.

Oh also, the beginning of these posts will probably just be self indulgent stuff.

Thank you for reading.

#kick ass #Zoolander #star trek #metal family #my little pony #homestuck #creepypasta #death note

[iamforsaken]

HIII!! Could you do a metal family reaction to where we are like Dee's girlfriend and we are hanging out with the family and we told them a story about how in 6th grade there was this one dude who would not respond to anything we called that dude other than bitch boy for like 3 months, and we mentioned how he would act all tough until we told him to shut up and sit down, like we had full control over that dude!! (Totally not how my 6th grade went🙂) your posts make my day

THIS WILL BE SHORT SINCE I HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO WRITE IT. SORRY FOR TAKING A LITTLE BIT, I WAS SO CONFUSED ON HOW TO EVEN APPROACH THIS ASK.

Ummmm Vicky would be laughing her ass off, Heavy would bombard you with questions and probably start punching the air and stuff, Dee would just roll his eyes, and Glam would nod his head while STARING at you.

#metal family #dee shvagenbagen #metal family dee #metal family dee x reader #metal family x reader

[iamforsaken]

Dee with a reader who's good at everything they try and when they find out he wishes he were good at music they help him learn and are just super patient and think that the fact that he *wants* to be good at something, and wants it enough to try even though it's hard for him, is every bit as beautiful and special as actually being good at it? Cause like I love Glam but discouraging Dee like that was Not It and I wanna fix it

OKAYYYY :333 (TOTALLY AGREE WITH YOUR STATEMENT ON GLAM)

Dee would probably be suspicious (and pretty fussy) at first, expecting you to end up giving up on him or make fun of him. His session with Glam really ran-down his self confidence in the subject of music and so he would be reluctant to "weakness" to you.

Of course he would eventually realize that he was being stupid and would give in.

He was pleasantly surprised with your techniques and you two would have fun playing together.... of course you would still joke a little bit about fact that after 2 weeks he still could not memorize a simple chord progression but he knew it was light-hearted and that you would stop if it actually upset him.

I see the practicing sessions as being pretty intimate so when dee was not busy trying to get the chords to sound right he would be busy trying to stay calm and act cool

(It failed terribly.)

I HOPE YOU ENJOY. I KNOW ABSOLUTLEY NOTHING ABOUT GUITAR BUT I DO PLAY CLARINET SO....KNOWLEDGE.

#metal family #dee shvagenbagen #metal family dee #metal family dee x reader #metal family x reader