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#random things #animals #alligators #this reminded me of how i would scratch the goats at petting zoos between their horns because i thought that it would be really hard #for the goats to scratch there

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If you look up badass in the dictionary you do not get this picture

Because you get this fucking picture

Holy shit this was so much fun

I cannot tell you how I screamed when I saw this

Emily is literally me and I'm dying at Sera's face cause Charlie was right bitch

Also you

What the actual fuck are you doing here

#hazbin hotel #hazbin charlie morningstar #hazbin lucifer morningstar #hazbin sir pentious #hazbin emily #hazbin sera #hazbin lilith

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Random Thought of the Day: Jedi and Gambling

I have a headcanon, probably influenced by fanon as well as Qui-Gon betting on that infamous pod race, that Jedi younglings learn to gamble, and cheat with the Force, from the crèche.

Like, younglings are taught pazaak and sabbac when they’re learning their numbers. It’s a great way to memorize, like a fun flash card set! Games of chance are brought in from their various cultures as a way to learn about where they’re from as well as the wider galaxy as a whole.

Initiates are taught how to cheat with the Force, although most of them are able to do it at least a little by instinct.

Padawans are taught by their masters how to cheat without getting caught, even by other Force-sensitives. They play whenever there are enough of them in-Temple, and there are unofficial tournaments for most types of games of chance at least once a year. They play for chore hours.

Knights and masters are proficient enough at cheating while gambling that 25%-50% of their mission successes hinge on it, no matter what type of mission it is. They go out of their way to get games going. They’ll bet on races for ridiculous reasons that always come out in their favor.

(A certain disaster lineage is rumored to have more of a 75% dependency rate due to the sheer insanity they somehow get flung into at every turn.)

By unspoken rule, these never get brought up in mission reports. The rest of the galaxy is blissfully unaware that the Jedi do this. Oh, they know unscrupulous Force-sensitives could do it, especially untrained ones in the Outer Rim, but the Jedi would never do such a thing!

#star wars #jetiise

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HIS CONTACT PICTURE IS A DUCK TOO

WITH A LIL HAT

WITH A LIL APPLE

WITH A LIL BOWTIE

WITH THE LIL PINK DOTS ON ITS FACE

WHERE DID SHE GET THIS IMAGE I NEED CONTEXT HELLO??

#hazbin hotel #hazbin charlie morningstar #hazbin lucifer morningstar

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Yeah I think you’re in the right place, Al.

#hazbin hotel #hazbin charlie morningstar #hazbin alastor

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hi i see that you have much smart dog experience. i may have accidentally purchased such a dog. she's only 10 weeks, and ive had her 1, and she's already outmatched every puzzle feeder i got or have made. to the point that she is morosely disappointed when her food comes in an actual food bowl. do you know where i can find like. "heres 100 enrichment toys you can make out of free trash so your dog stops eating fucking rocks for enrichment" lists. i only have so many paper towel tubes XD

Herschel now just disassembles puzzle feeders, so I've been focusing on "Toys that, even if he already knows how to operate them, will still take TIME for him to collect the treat from" to give him something to fuss with.

Herschel eats all his meals out of a Kong Wobbler, because he will otherwise eat so fast he will literally inhale and choke on his kibble and I do not need him developing pneumonia from aspiration. Even though it's a "Simple" toy it slows him down and he does have to think a bit to tip it in the most efficient manner possible. Kong's "Flipz", "Gyro" and "Rewards Wally" are also really good "dog needs to think/carefully manipulate the toy for food" toys that act as both mental stimulation and exercise and "give human a break for up to twelve minutes" toys.

I highly reccomend KONG as a brand- they're local to Denver and have an impeccable saftey record and all of the toys I have gotten from them have held up extremely well vs. the ravages of three entirely too smart and strong-jawed dogs at once.

Some more thoughts:

If she's not prone to shredding rubber, the kind of treat toys she has to chew are also good stimulation.

If you don't want to give her That Many treats, my vet said that dogs can have as many green beans as they want. Just make sure that the beans haven't had salt added to them- canned usually does, but frozen green beans usually don't, but always check the label.

You can make nearly any toy last longer, or make a cheap long-puzzle by freezing the treats so they take longer to eat AND provides hydration. Herschel's most favorite treat of all time is literally a wad of sliced green beans in a dixie cup, filled with water and frozen. Just peel off the cup and hand him the chunk of ice and he's good for up to half an hour and more chill afterwards.

You can also freeze lick mats

If your girl is like Charlie and doesn't like greenbeans, you can also try freezing paper cups of: Canned pumpkin, apple slices in water, putting some ice cubes in the bottom of the cup, a gob of peanut butter in the middle and then fill it with water to make a peanutbutter filled ice cube.

If your girl is REALLY like charlie who has figured out how to use labor negotiation and strike tactics for better treats: boiled chicken chunks frozen in some of the water you boiled them in.

Walkies are as much mental stimulation as they are physical exercise. Take her out and let her sniff to her heart's content.

Also Puppies in particular need like, SO MUCH exercise.

Let her participate in activities with you. Herschel and charlie sit in the kitchen and I narrate cooking dinner to them, which seems to interest them, even if I don't have spare veggie ends to give them. I also frequently bring them along in the car if I'm running errands when it's cold enough to do that, so they have something new to look at, and get to participate. I also am more likely to stop at a new park and give myself some exercise and mental stimulation.

Training her to do tasks is GREAT Smart Dog enrichment- esp if she's a herding or heeler, they LOVE being helpful. I taught the dogs they get a small treat if they come in from the yard without me having to go chase them down, which saved me a lot of hassle, and now I'm working on teaching herschel to pick things up off the floor for me if I drop them and alert for chickpeas, which my housemate is allergic to.

A lot of dogs like cat-type toys. Tie a stick or some fleece to some paracord and drag or flycast it around for her to chase/play tug with when she catches it. Toys that bounce unexpectedly were also a huge hit. or just wave the string around the cat and the corgi both like that.

If you live in farm country or know other people with pets, you can grab something with the scent of another animal on it and bring it home for her to smell. Charlie and Herschel spent the better part of three days investigating the wad of horse undercoat I brought home and put in the spare wobbler for them to smell.

#animals #dogs

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Charlie came back to rubber duckies and a cute girlfriend, she is definitely gonna explode any second from cuteness overload. Oh and her dad is there too.

The continuation of this comic

#hazbin hotel #hazbin charlie morningstar #hazbin lucifer morningstar #hazbin vaggie

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HAZBIN FINALE SPOILERS!!!!!!

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One little thing that really grabbed me in the Hazbin finale is this:

At the very end we get this huge shock of, "HOLY HELL THE HOTEL WORKS!! THEY CAN REDEEM!"

But what really grabbed my attention and jus made me sob even harder was Emily.

Look at her excitement. The sheer joy on her face.

Sera is confused, possibly uncomfortable, and maybe even scared.

But not Emily.

Look at that smile and those hands right in front of her mouth like she's gasping. She's shocked and excited and joyful and so very over the moon while Sera seems to be (possibly) the opposite.

Emily has my heart 🩵🩵🩵

#hazbin hotel #hazbin sir pentious #hazbin emily #hazbin sera

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Damian has a jagged scar across his stomach and when the bats see it for the first time they try to unlock his Tragic Backstory about how he got it and Damian just scowls and refuses to speak whenever they bring it up so they all assume its a really sore spot to do with some kind of childhood trauma at the league, until Red Hood shows up in Crime Alley, starts working with the bats, catches wind of this, and mercilessly informs them that when Damian was 8 he insisted on helping him carry some new LOA weapons down the stairs and he tripped and ate shit with a serrated javelin in his hands.

Damian reveals Jason's identity out of spite.

#dc #damian wayne #jason todd #robin #red hood

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The ring was small and silver with a single emerald embedded in the metal.

It wasn’t something flashy, it probably cost less than the smallest gem from his vault all together.

But it was perfect.

Which made it so heartbreaking to turn it down.

“Dick.. you know me so well.. I wish I could take this ring, i really do.”

Dick was still on one knee in the little apartment, but he put the small box down on the floor as he asked.

“Then what’s stopping you?”

Danny let out a bitter chuckle,

“The US government.”

#dc x dp #dick grayson #danny fenton #tim drake #jason todd #nightwing #danny phantom #red robin #red hood #previous tags #Love finds a way... through EXTREME VIOLENCE

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Teenage Leia on her bed giggling and twirling her hair and kicking her feet while doodling in a sparkly purple notebook with a hello kitty pen and when you look over her shoulder it's violent drawings of Palpatine and vaders heads on a pike

#star wars #leia organa

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Comic by PetFoolery

Hands up if you'd also adopt that little noodle! ✋

#mr noodle #art #animals #snakes

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I hate the “open floor plan” that everyone is obsessed with in houses now. I want nooks and crannies and bizarre floor plans. I don’t need to be able to see what someone is doing on the other side of the house. I want places to hide and lurk and dwell in the shadows. I am the beast who awaits in the labyrinth

#random things

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You’d known, intellectually, that your heroic nemesis was a teenager, but it didn’t really sink in until the day their school called because your number was the only one on their emergency contact list.

#fanfic #writing #writing prompts

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#hazbin hotel #hazbin lute

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The fact this was Damian's go-to fake name is killing me

"Quick think of a fake name!"

"my brother's first name and my other brother's last name. I'm a genius."

#dc #damian wayne #robin

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#dnd