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The phrase "titans of the industry" implies the existence of Olympians of the industry.
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gothic-oracle · 2 months
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Ohio Total Solar Eclipse
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drew a constant mood on the mind
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Scenes we'd like to see as Ace Attorney characters part 3
Rip Mock the Week, we'll miss you
Blaise Debeste: You know what, I might just go and dig a big hole to get over the stress of my wife's disappearance.
Karin Jenson: The cause of death was the Autopsy. Turns out he was alive when he came in 
Simon Keyes: Everybody on the floor! Ah I didn't say Simon says! 
Luke Atmey: Hello, we’re the fashion police, let me see the body. Ooh! Blue with green? He deserved to die.
Ben Woodman: I love you lots. Let's see what Trilo thinks of you. Trilo: DIE BITCH 
Pal Meraktis: I’ve looked at your x-ray and I don’t quite know how to say this…there’s a big skeleton living in your body.
Jaques Portsman: Your Honour, that beard makes you look really gay
Raymond Shields: Well, you have to hand it to relay runners, don’t you? Get it?
Aristotle Means: In a jurisdiction navigating the labyrinthine interplay of evolving sociocultural norms, systemic inequities, and jurisprudential doctrine, how should the legal apparatus conscientiously balance the imperatives of punitive deterrence- How's your lucky pencil case now??? 
Turner Gray: The good news is can save your leg, but the bad news is I can’t save the rest of you
Lotta Hart: The public have spoken, and they've said that I suck. 
Tyrell Badd: Two inches to the left and that bullet would've gone through your eyeball. But as is, it went through your other eyeball 
Horace Knightly: Do I have permission to take the shot? No? Oh yeah I’m supposed to be protecting the president, I forgot.
Paul Atishon: I understand that people are worried about schools and hospitals but what you don’t understand is I don't give a shit
Part 2 is here. I can't find part 1 sorry :(
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gothic-oracle · 2 months
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Ace Attorney characters as Mock the Week Scenes We'd Like to See part 2
Part one is here
Ema Skye: No, there was no murder, he just died.
Simon Blackquill: It couldn't have been me. On the night of the murder I was at home, cleaning my murder weapons. 
Spark Brushel: Reports of a mystery man lurking in the area turned out to be me. 
Miles Edgeworth: Congratulations, you did it! And we’ll prove it. From the prosecution service. 
Dustin Prince: I’m sorry your dad never hugged you, but that's not what I meant when I said “it’s the police, open up”. 
Rayfa Padma Khura'in: These were his last movements before he died: *gasp* You! *gets stabbed*. 
Kay Faraday: It's not my fault. You asked me to reconstruct the crime, so I killed someone. 
Doctor Hotti: Now, are you sure you had legs when you came in?
Klavier Gavin: I have a great war record. It's Pipes of Peace by Paul McCartney. 
Shi Long Lang: I just want to ask some questions about the recent murder. First, do you know who did it? 
Godot: As you can see, the defendant is an evil man with a black heart, but a nice ass. 
Sebastian Debeste: 14 bullet wounds to the head. Classic suicide. 
 
Bobby Fullbright: Your crime number is 1000000 oh my god, you're our millionth customer! Sorry about your husband.
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I have the perfect video response.
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Close enough
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It's always the candlestick
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gothic-oracle · 7 months
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Raziel Making Chocolate Pudding at 4AM
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gothic-oracle · 7 months
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Hey everyone, I know this blog has been pretty quiet for the past month. I can't say when I'll return regularly to uploading videos and making new posts, but today I wanted to share something special with you. 
My twin sister @brightideathepunny launched a GoFundMe campaign for her (boyfriend's) sweet kitty cat Fiona and her emergency medical expenses, cuz she had an asthma attack a couple months ago and vet bills ain't cheap. Towards that end, she came up with a fun parody song + music video celebrating Fiona, and asked me to spread the word among my sizable following. 
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Please check her video out, donate if you're able and/or share the video with all your friends who appreciate parody songs / cat videos / charitable causes. Spread it on whatever social media you like, see how far it goes. I want this to be the one that makes my sister go viral! 
Oh, and feel free to leave her a comment that Bettina sent you and give the video a like, so you can help drive up video engagement too!
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gothic-oracle · 7 months
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btw did you know bvz has an unused sneeze animation
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One of the most important things I have learned today..
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Introducing... CEREAL KILLER!!! | A Halloween Animation by Eagan Tilghman
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Reckon it's gonna take off? Cuz I don't.
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JP THEORISTS ARE ON ANOTHER LEVEL OMG-
The Dark Mirror’s Overblot markings always had me feeling suspicious because of the little horns, but the Diamond shapes are??? The exact same as Meleanor’s crown???? WHAT.
I JOKED BEFORE THAT MELEANOR’S SOUL WAS TRAPPED IN THE MIRROR ALL THE WAY BACK IN JULY AND THAT SHE WAS THE “FLOWER OF EVIL” CROWLEY WORSHIPPED BUT NOW I AM AFRAID.
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I highly, HIGHLY recommend rewatching the opening prologue just for the way Crowley speaks. His voice literally shows off how much he revers his flower of evil. But notice how addresses his “flower of evil” who is the “fairest one of all,” AND the magic mirror. It’s like there’s two separate entities inside. And perhaps the hand in the prologue isn’t his, but it is Meleanor’s ungloved hand.
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We never actually did see the moment of Meleanor’s death…it makes me wonder that if near/at the time of her death, someone else was there to capture her soul, or at least manipulate her magic somehow. The Dark Mirror definitely is just the spirit trapped inside the Magic Mirror from Snow White, so I wonder if the markings on his mask is a sign that someone else is trapped deeper inside the mirror…and only Crowley can call out to the second soul inside.
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Although he can only see small reflections of her, she is still “alive” in the mirror, and the only way for Meleanor to have a “physical” form is through blot, just like Ortho’s soul in Book 6. It’s likely why Crowley knows so much about blot and has a very close connection with STYX in there first place- through the Watchmen, he learned how blot can create a vessel for a soul. And Crowley managed to find 7 souls that resemble the Great Seven so much, and their blot is so powerful. Ortho became a mass of the entire Underworld, but perhaps Crowley only needs 7 powerful souls with Phantoms of the Great 7. So perhaps Crowley isn’t trying to revive THE Great Seven, but he does need the Phantom’s sheer power for Meleanor to have a strong enough form.
Crowley please explain yourself I’m too tired to even yell at you rn 😭🐦‍⬛
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Everything's so blue 💙
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Magic mirror on the wall, who is the fairest one of all? Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs (1937)
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