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Juno had always lived an interesting life. Not necessarily safe or… well, in the best environment, but definitely interesting. And Oldtown wasn't the worst place to grow up. At least it wasn't the Outer Rim. And he had four walls and a roof over his head... most of the time.

But… what he didn't have was that incessant nagging to find whomever could match his 'mark'- named in a very clever fashion as a Soul-Mark, a mostly unique marking upon one's skin. There's supposedly only one person in the universe that has an identical mark, the one that is supposed to fill in the blanks where you fall short and complete your life.

He didn't believe in something that straightforward, for one. And…

"Mistah Steel! There's someone waiting out here for you!" Rita's voice snapped him out of his thoughts with a light shake of his head- he needed a moment to get ready. Clear his mind and prepare for whoever was out there.

Of course… it was still a shock when a tall, mysterious individual stepped into his office, clearly having walked right past his secretary- a rather flustered miss Rita.

"Hello there. I am agent Glass, I believe you were informed of my arrival…?" The mysterious stranger that claimed to be an agent had a voice like smooth wine, and a glint in his eyes to match. Juno couldn't place exactly why, but there was something familiar in those eyes. Dangerously familiar.

He didn't like it.

"'Informed of your arrival'? What the hell is that supposed to mean? You talking about Rita? Rita!" Juno nearly pushed past the self-proclaimed agent Glass, only to be met by a closed door and a hand on his chest that quickly retracted. It was only a moment, but it sent sparks through Juno's veins, meeting with a burst of energy in his heart that nearly made him gasp... and by the faltering in the mysterious Mr. Glass's eyes, he felt something too.

"... You needn't worry about her. She's been taken care of." The vague wording in Mr. Glass's statement shocked Juno back to reality, turning the strange, warm… slightly uncomfortable feeling in his chest to icy dread.

"The hell's that supposed to mean? Rita! Rita!" Juno's voice raised, and he found himself reaching for a blaster… that he didn't have where he thought it was. It was on his desk, he'd taken it off when he sat down and it was just a little bit too far-

"My, you panic quite easily. Maybe you aren't the right one for the job… your secretary is fine. You simply need to know how to talk to certain people and they are sure to comply." The mysterious Glass offered a light, airy smile and a load of empty promises with that statement… 

"The hell does that even mean? You know what- I don't want to know. What I do want to know is why you came here." Juno took a step back, bringing himself close enough to his gun to grab it if things went sour.

"Why I came? Well, I did say you should have been informed of my arrival… did you not receive a call from someone at the agency?" 

The agency… what could that mean?

Wait.

"You mean- Wire sent you?" Juno felt like his head was spinning. Maybe it was the sleep deprivation, maybe it was the fact that Agent Wire had called him at no earlier than three in the morning last night and he had actually forgotten. How do you forget something like that?

"Agent Wire, yes. I would have thought a detective like you could have come to the conclusion on your own…" Glass laughed.. He laughed.

Juno didn't feel much like laughing. 

"Just- whatever. It doesn't matter. There's a case, right? Let's go solve the damn case." Juno grabbed his gun off the table, mildly startling the agent with the sudden movement as he walked to the door and opened it.

"Well hello there mista Steel… and agent Glass." Rita half-hid behind her computer monitor, giggling and masking a blush.

"Hey, Rita. Got another case. Should be back sometime later, if I'm not you can just close up without me." Juno headed straight for the door, ignoring the looks Rita was giving agent Glass.

What was so special about him, anyways? Just another Dark Matters agent here to get in his way. Even if…

No. It was a weird coincidence coupled with too much coffee. And maybe a little whiskey.

Maybe more than a little.

Hey there folks I have more planned but I said I was gonna post a thing and I currently cannot find a way past this so ✨ enjoy ✨

The formatting is kinda weird but I'm writing in Docs and when I officially post it as like A Fic (probably on AO3) I'll properly reformat it ha

#hey look at that I post sometimes #my writing #jupeter #the penumbra podcast #tpp

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Hey I've got Ruler of Everything stuck in my head so uhhhhh hmu with any Junoverse prompts and ideas and there is a p good chance I will write at least two paragraphs without getting distracted and I might even finish it

#juno steel #junoverse #writing #my writing #death tw #suffocation tw #angst #ruby seven #buddy aurinko #vespa ilkay #jet siquliak #jupeter but sad #peter nureyev #tpp #the penumbra podcast #the penumbra fanfic #carte blanche #self reblog

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So hey uhhhhh have some Catradora (post finale) headcanons cause why the hell not

Catra sometimes has bad dreams and wakes up to go take a walk somewhere but she's wrapped in Adora's arms so she just... turns a lil to bury her face in Adora's chest instead.

Adora usually wakes up to this, but pretends she doesn't. You know when you need to comfort your cat gf without her knowing and getting embarrassed that she needs so much comforting after all the time she's spent away from her Trauma Sources

When Adora has bad dreams she has the urge to go swing a sword at some air but she's actively holding Catra so she usually just buries her face in her gf's hair (like you do)

It actually works, most of the time! Save for that one time that Adora was awoken from a nightmare by Catra waking up in a cold sweat and panicking because she didn't know where she was-

They got to talk a lot that night, though. They were really tired the next day, but they got some good talking in that night.

Adora likes collecting flowers while she's going around helping villages rebuild, and whenever she meets up with Catra she'll give her a flower.

Catra has received many, many flowers.

One time Entrapta invited them over to see a new project of hers, and they ended up with a tiny food processor. (Really just a very little oven shaped thing with a lot of buttons that makes tiny food. Sometimes needs to be refueled with ingredients.)

They've only really used it once or twice, but she called it an early wedding gift.

Later they discovered Perfuma had put her up to it, although why she wouldn't say. Just laughed and said she had to go help Scorpia with something.

Catra secretly makes tiny food sometimes cause it's so little... and tasty... nobody can know.

Adora knows. She thinks it's adorable.

#catradora #catra x adora #catra #adora #she ra #spop #she ra and the princesses of power #she ra princess of power #headcanons #with hints of scorpfuma cause why not

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considering writing random undertale fanfics about the monsters + Chara and Frisk just straight up vibing in a vaguely alternative universe where things work out just fine and nobody has to die again

#like #people are alive #things are ok #we vibe #they may be above ground #they may still be in the underground #I haven't decided #undertale #rambling

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Here's some trans Asriel headcanons literally no one asked for because I said so

When he's first transitioning Toriel and Asgore don't fully understand but they love and support him anyways.

Toriel yells at anyone that misgenders him, they either apologize or have a very angry momma goat on their hands.

Chara doesn't really... care? I mean, they care. But they don't make a big deal about it.

Asriel's like "I'm a guy now" and they're like "cool but why do you need a gender"

Anyways this takes place all before the whole... y'know. Incident, of course.

Alphys does everything she can to help him transition, she's cool like that.

Chara tells him about binders and he's like *gasp*

So he promptly goes to Alphys and asks for a titty squisher

I don't know if the Underground would even have the facilities to help him fully transition, but honestly I think he'd be happy just being recognized as who he is without actually changing himself physically

<.<

At least.

Y'know.

Uh.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Anyways the moral of the story is Toriel beats up transphobes thank you good night

#undertale #headcanons #undertale headcanons #my headcanons #undertale asriel #azzy #chara undertale #listen... #more Dreemur family content

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Here's a weird random headcanon that has no relation to anything

Asriel is asexual (but bi), Chara is aromantic (might be asexual, might not), Frisk is pan, Sans is aroace, and Papyrus is just. He's just baby. He's just the sweetest boy, I've got nothing.

#headcanons #sexuality headcanons #undertale #sans undertale #frisk undertale #chara undertale #papyrus undertale #y'all I have issues #I thought of Chara as aromantic because while they have LOVE #they don't really share *love* #they just... destroy people. #end things. #hurt. #anyways thank you and good night

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Someone posted this on twitter

#same though

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I want to hug Flowey ;-;

Hear me out, hear me out- even WITHOUT the Plot Related Things, he's still, like... really emotionally detached from everything? He'll laugh, and he'll sneer, he'll be kind, he'll be cruel- but it's all just overlaid on top of something else, I just.

I want to give him a hug. I want to give him a reason to stop trying to hurt people, he deserves peace as much as the rest of the Underground.

#now #with spoilers #who wouldn't want to give poor Azzy a hug ;-; #he's just #such a poor lil guy #sad lil bb #he's been through so much #he watched you kill his dad #he watched his 'sibling' die #he was blamed for his sibling dying #and then HE was killed #like #please #let me comfort him #give him tea #he can yell at me if he wants but I'm going to make that bastard feel better whether he likes it or not #thank you good day #undertale #flowey #undertale flowey #undertale asriel #undertale spoilers #asriel #azzy... #lil goat boye #I love him #so much #you don't even know I have formed SO MANY emotional attachments to these pixels

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Just discovered @papyrussuggestions (amazing blog BTW go check it out absolutely filled with sweet, joyful things that just. oh my goodness. The positivity.) and I'm in tears because *cuts off suddenly*

#becaus #gen #geno #ggonfenrjf #I am CRYING I feel so BAD about my CHOICES in GAMEPLAY #undertale #but really the blog is incredibly in-character and it's the best most sweetest boy trying to inspire you to be the best you you can be #I love that this exists but I still feel bad because I'm a ✨ murderer ✨

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I've been posting mainly Undertale content here so uh here's an SPOP fanfic I've been working on (if this link doesn't work you can use the link below vv)

https://www.quotev.com/story/13334528/Die-a-Hero

#she ra #spop #fanfic #spop fanfic #I'm GOING to make an AO3 I'm GOING to #but not yet I wanna finish writing the final chapter #there's three chapters published and seven written but I'm chaotic neutral so you're going to have to wait for the next one #angst #mmm angst #it's very angst #she ra adora #she ra glimmer #she ra catra #she ra bow #am I overtagging this for visibility? maybe #maybe #but all these characters DO appear in the chapters up to this point #o also #she ra scorpia #Frosta is a character that speaks sometimes but honestly it focuses a lot on the best friend squad and everyone else is just there to suffer #I mean #EVERYONE suffers #but mainly the mcs because plot reasons

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Thinking about Sans trying to recover after Papyrus's death is the emotional equivalent of running face-first into a wall

#undertale #genocide route #undertale spoilers #sans #papyrus

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@t3hchillmonster-blog That's actually a really interesting theory and I have thoughts on that so thanks for spurring another ramble!!

This is going to contain spoilers for Genocide route! (At least up until the Sans fight because I haven't. actually gotten past him yet.)

Sans... honestly doesn't have anything left by that point? He's lost everyone he knew, he's lost Papyrus. His brother. The only family he's really had. So I think it's less actually trying to stop you. By then he knows eventually you'll get through him. But he can slow you down, and he can do a hell of a job making you suffer while he's doing it.

I think that's enough for him. Until the next reset, and it's all gone again. He can hurt you as much as you hurt everyone he cared about.

If he kills you over and over again, maybe one of these days you'll stop the cycle of death and suffering.

That's all he can hope for now. He has no one left to love, to go back to, but you have all the LOVE in the underground. If he can't stop you, there really isn't anyone left that can. You beat Undyne for fuck's sake. The best he can hope to do is try to make ANNOYANCE outweigh your DETERMINATION.

Okay but like what if Sans is so lazy because he has legitimately just. Given up. He knows that nothing he does will really matter in the end, it's a mixture of nihilism and depression and I want to make him feel better but also I keep trying to kill him so :/

#undertale #ut #sans #sans undertale #undertale theory #undertale spoilers #headcanon #theory #undertale theories #undertale headcanons #this was so fun and depressing to write thank you

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Okay but like what if Sans is so lazy because he has legitimately just. Given up. He knows that nothing he does will really matter in the end, it's a mixture of nihilism and depression and I want to make him feel better but also I keep trying to kill him so :/

#undertale #ut #sans #sans undertale #undertale theory #undertale spoilers #headcanon #theory #undertale theories #undertale headcanons

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What does exist in She-Ra: Evil Horde, magic horse, big buff lesbian with a sword, bicons as far as the eye can see, an entire island for badass monsters, sassy shapeshifter, A Cat, inventor with magic hair, badass robots, emo bat, more lesbians, scholarly dads, Plänt

What doesn't exist in She-Ra: Blatant sexism, queerphobia, misgendering, the drone of everyday life slowly crushing your soul

What I'm saying is clearly they were doing something right on Eternia

#she ra #spop #she ra princesses of power #she ra and the princesses of power

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Have a bunch of BNHA flower crown edits I did because I have absolutely NO self control

#edit #my edit #flower crowns #bnha #mha #boku no hero academia #my hero academia #tsuyu asui #froppy #todoroki shoto #icyhot #hawksbnha #wing hero hawks #knife wife #himiko toga #eijirou kirishima #red riot

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It's 2 AM and I just spent a half hour making this, enjoy

#she ra #spop #spop edit #my edit #angst #catradora #catradora edit #mmm angst #sorry the text is hard to read

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#she ra #spop #she ra princesses of power #she ra meme