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Whys a dead wife so common as a backstory for male heroes when divorce exists and its 10000% funnier
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Y’all this is on some other shit.
me watching tiger king:
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This is how this happened.
klaus age 12: I’m never gonna go through puberty.
grace: well, we’re a family of late bloomers! your sister didn’t hit puberty until she was 14.
klaus: what does that matter? we’re all adopted.
grace, smashing the bowl in her hand with rage: WHO TOLD YOU?
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Original text post by @off-white-violin
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This can be said of any DnD party.
(vecna): you will never defeat me.
(scanlan): never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
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Must Protect!!!
These two children have stolen my heart. Thank you Matt Mercer for creating these beautiful aasimar babies.
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I’m fine, no really.
Excuse me while my little shipper heart and I have a moment.
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They are the true C1 OTP.
Reasons Kima and Allura are Very Good:
Tiny butch fight lesbian, small and ready to brawl, powerful, hits things in the name of Bahamut, extremely soft around her wife
Elegant magical femme lesbian [EDIT: have been informed she’s bi! Amazing! Wonderful! Showstopping!], well-spoken and a skilled diplomat, specialises in protective magical shields and scrying, will kill for her wife at the drop of a hat
They met when they were in an adventuring party together in their younger days and now they’re an established power couple who each hold individual powerful positions across two continents
They’re basically what’s holding half of Exandria together, let’s face it
Sometimes still go out on missions and kick asses alongside the younger generation. Show Vox Machina how it’s DONE
VM’s highkey powerful, slightly eccentric, rich wlw aunts
They’re both so gentle and attentive around each other, especially when something bad happens.
THE HURT/COMFORT MOMENTS WHEN ONE OF THEM GETS INJURED. CRADLING IN ARMS ENSUES, I REPEAT, THERE IS CRADLING IN ARMS
They got MARRIED. in CANON.
C A N O N
Thank you Matt Mercer for my LIFE
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OHMIGOD I HAVE REALIZED A THING!!!
Matt: This is my OC, her name is Allura.
Matt: She's very timid and nice to everyone and wants peace more than anything. She's also intelligent and creative.
Everyone at the table: *looks at Matt*
Matt: And here's this outspoken, loudmouthed, younger badass with red her.
Everyone at the table: *looks at Marisha*
Matt: ThEy'RE MArRieD
Everyone: ah.
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