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cough-ii · 11 months

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aftg as quote book pt 4 !!

“its just a silly little twerk of mine” - nicky

“i wouldn’t mind being called woke. im awake arent i?” neil/wymack

“enter hot take on kevin” *drops the mic, takes a bow* - neil

“Just a reminder we are HALF WAY THERE and we are LIVING ON A PRAYER” - renee @ games

“Led by you hoe” - Alison

“i physically cannot play with my balls in my bedroom” - neil?

“Fuckin this, fuck that fuck fuck fuck” - wymack

“Porn is a genre” - nicky

“Reading porn is better than not reading at all” - nicky

“We are all bussin” - nicky

“Don’t shoot the prime minister…please” - everyone @ andrew

“He gave himself a DIY circumcision” - be creative

“I live under a rock. It;s very warm” - neil

“The only way youre getting out of maths this year is if you kill yourself” - neil

“Don’t kill yourself” - wymack

“Tomorrow we’re going to learn how to be better bullies :)” - dan

“I have nothing important to say ever” - aaron

“I am wrong in the head” - kevin

“Some people say lots of things to get off” - nicky

“It was such a delicious luxury to have a warm drink” - matt

‘I got my pussy waxed’ - alison

‘i feel so much better without my pants’ - matt

“neil you’re flirting” - dan “oops…” neil

“Impact on the victim… DEATH” - andrew

“Stop doing magic in class please” someone to andrew

“‘You look good enough to eat,’ Andrew Minyard had said, the first time he came to pick him (Neil) up. When they got home again he did begin to eat him”

“Hey hoe 💅” alison

“That is tighter than a fishes ass hole” - matt

“Are you ok you look like a drenched rat” - dan

“If I get your name wrong, blame your parents” -wymack

“I was on drugs I didn’t know what I was doing” andrew

“I have thousands of dollars to my name” neil

“why did you threaten me?” kevin “because i wanted to” neil

“Dragons have pronouns too” renee

“i very much enjoy getting renee wet” - Alison, dunking water on renee

“andrew is a crack up” - nicky probably almost got shanked for this

“talk dirty to me” andrew “What if I tied up all your hands and legs and then threw you down the stairs and you died, but we were friends who liked practical jokes, would that be murder?” neil

‘Who was humping the statue?’ - dan

“Little red riding hood in bed with the wolf” - Alison

“His eyes are penetrating you” kevin @ neil unironically

“There are a number of ways you can skin a cat” andrew when one of the cats piss on the bed

‘Just shake ur ass and no one will notice’ nicky

“Why is it always mother fucker this, mother fucker that? Why is it never father fucker” neil

“I’m very private with my fists” dan

“I had some guy in my car and he said ‘i want to commit suicide’ and i said ‘no, not in my car get out’” - twinyards

“Girls, you’re semi-hysterical” wymack

“I touched your boob im sorry” matt @ dan

“Not just jumping off the religious sculpture, they were humping the religious sculpture” - renee, traumatised

‘DANCE you idiot, D-A-N-S…’ - kevin

‘We’ll talk about the sex party another time’ dan

‘I have a gin and tonic every night, it keeps me young’ wymack

“I was in a rage and i broke his nose” neil ab kevin

“Some people need to be chemically castrated” andrew

“Don’t chew gum in front of Jesus” renee

“I’m hearing plenty of smashing noises over here” allison in the cabin

“Oh why don’t you crawl back into your hole” andrew @ neil

“Legalise recreational use of cannibalism” aaron in a presentation

“CMERE YOU LITTLE BOLLOCKS!” wymack

“Stabbing them 3 or 4 times is plenty” andrew

“My brother got dropped on his head” andrew

‘Comparing sizes’ nicky

‘Ive been stalking you all’ kevin

“Shit, Shit, SHIT, Oh my god, SHIT. That’s fucked” nicky

“She called him gay so i threw the chair at her” neil

“I’m gonna die” aaron “Don’t care.” neil

“Get help please” dan

“Young people’s music today, I just don’t get it” abby

“We all have the homosexual gene” andrew

“I’m not going to get you to go around class and looking if people have homosexual characteristics” andrew maybe

‘i saw this really big tombstone and i asked ‘is that where jesus was buried?’’ andrew @ renee

‘What if I worked 55 hours a day?’ matt?

“now that i’m your legal guardian i guess i should look after you” dan a/o matt @ neil

“lesbians are people too” neil

“Charisma test? caress my balls” nicky

“Do you want to do a quickie to de-stress” andrew

“If you are interested in any horizontal refreshment” andrew

“Spit on your hand and stroke my cock at a medium pace, play with my balls and tell me how big they are” (…….. i have second hand embarrassment) - allison

“Do you think Jesus had daddy issues?” alison

“We all get stressed sometimes but cursing is not fucking ok” dan

“I'm working, im twerking and im jerking” nicky

‘It’s a good kisser it’s so smooth and soft and warm’ neil ab his homework

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cough-ii · 1 year

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part 3 of aftg as quote book LET’S GO

“I literally want to take off all my clothes right now.” - nicky

“I’m cold blooded. I’m a snake.” - kevin

“Are you ready to face your irrational fears?” - foxes to kevin ab sugar

“we are lacking in the mullet department.” - someone to jeremy, probably

“your consequences have actions” - wymack

“i’ll expire you” - andrew

“It’s all very well for me to go ‘PENIS’” - nicky

“female genitalia is unknown” - dan

“you cut up dead people, that’s how you LEARN” - aaron?

“the body is just like a car and it starts to break down” - neil

“i apologies for the squishiness” - THE GIRLS @ NICKY

“Why is there something hard underneath my sleeping bag” - nicky

“Move or i’ll strike you” - kevin

“Good morning my child” - allison @ neil

“Maybe that’s it, maybe i’m just bored” - neil ab running

“I’m being punished for something, i don’t know what” - andrew

“Let’s be honest if god were real we would not be here we would be at home.” andrew @ renee during practise

“Allison, stop fingering the statue” - renee

“I’ll ambush you now” - neil

“Neil and his maths rubbish” - aaron

“The body is a temple” - matt

“Have a good night fairies” - abby

“I like to go hard” - nicky / dan / allison

“He is Maximus and he can have his gluteus maximus sit on my face” - nicky

nicky:

#incorrect all for the game #aftg #all for the game #tfc #the foxhole court #andrew minyard #dan wilds #david wymack #kevin day #matt boyd #nicky hemmick #abby winfield #allison reynolds #renee walker #neil josten #aaron minyard

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cough-ii · 2 years

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Foxes and friends as quote book pt2

“Try not to smile while getting beat up” - anyone to drugged andrew

“Stop moaning at your teachers” - probably wymack

“PENIS, VULVA, BOOBS” - Foxes and friends

“Penis, vulva and boobs are all good Wordle words” - kevin

“You do you… it’s not advisable” - renee to anyone doing anything

“Do you know what the peanut gallery is?” - nicky

“Is that a British word?” - matt to neil saying anything slightly foreign sounding

“HE'S A RATBAG, HE’S AWFUL, HE’S A TYRANT, HE’S A BULLY!!!” neil about aaron, vice versa

“If you’re quiet and let me get through this, then maybe you can have a piece of candy” - wymack but it’s alcohol instead

“We tend not to use the D” - neil

“Look at the strength of my wind” - nicky

“WHAT HAS THE WORLD COME TO?!” - dan

“You never know what’s in someones blood” - aaron

“Forget graphs, let's learn German” - nicky to the twins

#shorter this time #probably easier to read tho #aftg #all for the game #tfc #the foxhole court #andrew minyard #dan wilds #neil josten #kevin day #renee walker #matt boyd #david wymack #psu foxes #aftg incorrect quotes #incorrect all for the game #nicky hemmick #aaron minyard #incorrect quotes

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cough-ii · 2 years

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Foxes and friends as out of context quotes my lads and i have collected

"Ugh, I really want to put my fist in something" - dan on a bad day / neil everyday

“Life is a terminal disease” - andrew

“Stella what FUCK, you look like a noodle 😭” - kevin to neil

“This is gonna sound a bit chaotic… I have this ball of string” - matt

“The goal is to create chaos” - neil

“drugalicious” - nicky

“I feel uncomfortable christening a bag full of babies” - wymack

“girls stop touching each other” - wymack

“Math is a lifestyle” - neil post dead-arc

“Nhu put the guns away” - renee to andrew

“How DARE you crash my party” - allison

“I was pumped full of drugs” - literally all of the foxes

“People who go hard for their cottages” - allison about renee

“Do you wanna be emos and work in the dark?” - kevin studying with andrew and neil

“Where is my brain” - aaron

“We need to talk about what is going on in the bathrooms” - matt to andrew and neil

“Oh you little emos” - renee or dan to everyone else

“Europeans LOVE getting naked, walk around in June, July, August, whatever, they just love stripping down. Even in slavic countries […] That's just what they do, they love taking their clothes off” - kevin staring at Jean

“Sex and drugs and blah blah blah” - andrew

“Recycling children” - wymack

“I’m not sure if you know this but every person has a naked body” - the foxes when they finally see neil shirtless

“Oh dead people, awesome lets go” - andrew

“Does that mean you have no friends?” - neil to riko

“Keep hands a safe distance away from the stripper to avoid injuries” - allison to matt about dan

“That’s how uncrackable I am” - dan

“All I need is Mary Jane and a vibrator” - allison

“I’m a glorified thug” - andrew

“No stabbing in the classroom please. I don’t want to do all the paperwork,” - WYMACK

“I’m actually a huge fan of bulge” - nicky

“Wanna makeout?” - allison

“Are we holding hands?” - neil “No, you’re holding mine” - andrew

“My ego’s not that big. It’s big, but not that big.” - kevin or aaron

“I’m a chick magnet” - nicky

“If they have hot dogs imma get a boner” - nicky

“God could be he, she or gay” - renee

“Why are you laughing, because I have a senior moment?” - matt

“I wanted to chat :( “ - matt to neil who starts to leave for night practise

“You’re not doing drugs?” “Why are you not doing drugs?” - nicky and aaron to andrew ab cracker dust

“I didn’t say bash them I said throw a chair at them” - allison

“He was putting glue on my shirt, so I asked him politely and he kept doing it so I cut his laptop in half” - dan

“or just be the bully, it is more fun that way” - neil

“I only smoke life, happiness” - matt

“Sorry it took so long to get my ass over here”- andrew to kevin at night practise

“Have a fun trippy time doing maths” - matt to neil doing homework

“Remember when we stole the VCR and took it to cash converters” - aaron to andrew

“Hurry up girls or I’m gonna get the whip out” - dan

‘That’s just the millennial in me” - wymack

“Everything tastes better hard” - nicky

“who wakes up this early to kayak” - matt to neil about running

“Yep just let me die, oh wait I’m arrested” - neil / andrew

“If anything goes wrong blame it on the British” - all of the foxes except neil

“I’m sure boys wouldn’t mind doing CPR on your boob” - abby

“They are open for oral” - allison

“The dick of despair” - nicky

“Cleanse your eyes with bleach and holy water” - aaron

andrew: i dont care enough about it to hate it.

neil: you care about me?

andrew: (looks around)

neil: what are you trying to find?

andrew: my last fuck.

aaron: (looks around) where’s my will to live…

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