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Well this has got to be the most interesting take I've ever heard.

You know the Grimm version of Snow White makes more sense than most versions if only because in that version Snow White was like 7 years old.

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the lego batman movie reads like it was written by jason and tim mocking bruce and dick, like you can’t tell me the batjokes isnt there to piss bruce off, courtesy of tim, or the whole scaly panties thing isn’t jason making fun of the robin uniform

#Platonic jaysteph #Jaysteph #batfam incorrect quotes

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hot take: jason and steph would get along not because they can relate to each other but because he would be one of the only batfam members to treat her with genuine respect and she would be one of the only batfam members to not judge him for how he views justice

#jason todd #stephanie brown

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On Patrol;

Jason: Nods at Dick

Dick: Nods at Jason

Jason: There was an old farmer who lived on a rock, he sat in a meadow just shaking his-

Dick: -fist at some boys who were down by the dock, their feet in the water, their hands on their-

Jason: -marbles and playthings and at half past four, there came a young lady, she looked like a-

Dick: -pretty young creature, she sat on the grass, she pulled up her dress and she showed them her-

Jason: -ruffles and laces and white fluffy duck, she said she was learning a new way to-

Dick: -bring up her children so they would not spit, while the boys in the barnyard were shoveling-

Jason: -refuse and litter from yesterday's hunt, while the girl in the meadow was rubbing her-

Dick: -eyes at the fellow down by the dock, he looked like a man with a sizable-

Jason: -home in the country with a big fence out front, and if he asked her politely, she'd show him her-

Dick: -little pet dog who was subject to fits, and maybe she'd let him grab hold of her-

Jason: -small tender hand with a movement so quick, and then she'd bend over and suck on his-

Dick: -candy, so tasty, made of butterscotch, and then he'd spread whipped cream all over her-

Jason: -cookies that she had left out on the shelf, if you think this is dirty-

Both: -you can go fuck yourself!

Criminal, crying hysterically: What did I do

#there's a reason Dick and Jason don't have rogues galleries

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#he did it for Stephanie btw

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Batfam fans, go watch “House of Ninjas” on Netflix

This is pretty much the perfect show for Batfam fans. It has it all:

Dysfunctional but loving family of traumatized ninjas

Teenage ninjas doing batshit things

Secrets and emotional constipation

Really well-done plot twists and action scenes

Emotional PAIN

THEY EVEN HAVE THEIR OWN COMMISSIONER GORDON

THIS MAN’S NAME IS JIN

#batman #batfamily #jim gordon #house of ninjas #batfam

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Nightwing, Nitemite, Red Hood, and …..RedMite?

Made by Daniele Di Nicuolo posted on instagram

#batfam #Nightwing #Red Hood #Nitemite #Jason Todd #Dick Grayson #DC #DC comics #daniele di nicuolo

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Please draw another Steph if you can I loveeee your art🫶🫶🫶

Thank you so much nonny 💜💜💜

I love drawing Steph, I picture her looking a lot like Olivia Holt, i wonder if people would agree with me

#oh my god brown eyed steph!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #💜💜💜💜💜💜💜 #stephanie brown #batgirl #spoiler

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(Sunlit-Fields) What part of JaySteph is your favorite?

Without going into a long post about why I think they're great in general and doing my best to stick to the question, my favorite part is:

The possibilities.

I love how I and my fellow JaySteph fans (writers, artists, and other creators) have the potential to almost create our own "canon" because most of it is just fanon at this point.

In canon they've only had a few panels together (outside of Wayne Family Adventures, to which there are many), and I think that allows us to really explore the 'What if...?' of it all. There's definitely a bond or friendship there from their few shared panels, especially within the last few years (and from WFA), but most of it's implied or something that has been developed "off-screen". Obviously, someone (the writers or editorial) sees something there as well, but maybe it is just a friendship or the potential for something more? So far (as of this post), we don't know.

Also, unlike some ships which are just, "hey, these two people are in a panel together. Ship it!" (which is fine btw), we have a few ingredients to work off of from their limited interactions, but the rest of it is left to the imagination. Are they just good friends? Are they insta-love or slow-burn? Is it long-term romance, love for now, or FWBs? Do they make each other better or worse? Who fell first and who fell harder? Who are they when they're with each other and is that different than who they are with the others? CAN they be different with each other than they are with others?

So many possibilities and I think that's what really drew me in because it allows me to play in the Batman sandbox, but also stretch my creative legs and explore something that's not so concrete. Plus, I really enjoy all the various ways that my fellow JaySteph fans explore those possibilities as well. It's a fun ship and they're a fun pair to write.

Thanks for the ask. 😊

#jason todd #stephanie brown #jaysteph

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Straight up the first story arc of RHATO 2016

some things dont change

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Tim, somewhere between wide awake and catatonic:

Jason: You good, Timbo?

Tim, who hasn't slept in weeks: Attack on Titan and Bluey have the same theme music!

Jason: ....

Jason: Tim, are you watching Attack on Titan *and* Bluey?

Tim, going through another existential crisis: They're the same song, Jason! THEY'RE THE SAME SONG!

#jason todd #tim drake #attack on titan #aot #bluey #i cant unhear it

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I realized that the OOC arc where where Cass is suddenly evil and talkative and the time Jason was impersonating Nightwing and killing people happened at the same time in universe and in real time.

That’s pretty funny. Dad takes two kids on a trip and the middle siblings decide to ruin their favorite siblings life while everyone is out.

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I want an animated series of medieval Steph and Jase and I want it Now

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It's not just you

I think stephanie brown should kill someone be kicked out of the batfamily and join jason in a mini team up comic where they both join forces to kill black mask but thats js me

#stephanie brown #the spoiler #jason todd #red hood #spoiler dc #spoiler #batfamily #jaysteph

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JaySteph Tinder AU Part 1

Pairing: Jason Todd x Stephanie Brown | Rating: T+ | Ao3 | TW: like one suggestive line, possibly slightly ooc characters | A/N: I can't believe I'm doing this when I'm not on a lot of social media (+ I'm bad at it which may explain some ooc-ness) but here we are. I have nothing but a vague idea of what's going on. Expect a couple more parts. And some Words. Eventually. | PART TWO | PART THREE |

#jaysteph #social media au #batfam social media #ali writes

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They are painting nails and gossiping

#they're HOT #jason todd #stephanie brown #jaysteph

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Because both Rose and Stephaniehave called themselves, “Jason’s only friend” (I also believe I have seen Roy call him Jason’s only friend but could be remembering wrong) I headcanon that Jason has taken to manipulate people by telling them, “but you’re my only friend” with the added big puppy, sad eyes 🥺🥺🥺🥺