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I completely forgot this account existed, mostly bc I didn’t have my insomnia for a while. Sadly it’s come back again but that means more posting yay

In honor of the lunar new year...

Nightly Thoughts

Volume 8

This year, 2021, is the year of the ox

I made the exquisitely idiotic decision to find out what animal my birth year was

It’s a rooster.

I’m a loud chicken.

#woah what #i’m back #nightly thoughts #lunar #new year #loud #chicken #idiot rambles

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Nightly Thoughts

Volume 7

Antlers are just deer ears

Wait they have ears

They’re head swords

#nightly thoughts #oh deer #ears #heads up #sword #yeppers

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I was about 3 seconds away from falling asleep when I had a weird image flash in my head. It looked like what can only be described as a furby dick. It was stuck to my bathroom mirror. Then I opened my eyes and looked to the side to find it. Then I proceeded to think, haha silly... I’m not in my bathroom I’m in my math class.

???Wtf???

#wtf lmao #wtf am i doing #wtf #wtf man #wtfmemes #wtf is going on #wtfam #wtfock #but wtf #wtf is this #seriously wtf

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Nightly Thoughts

Volume 6

Carrots and mustard taste like a children’s museum I used to go to. I miss that museum. I want to pretend I’m crashing a bus, go shopping for plastic food, play with water toys, explore educational games on computers, nurse stuffed children back to health, dress up as an astronaut and make my home out of foam building blocks, and get rug burns from climbing a narrow, tilted passage of carpeted slabs for fun.

Now all I have is the carrots and mustard.

#nightly thoughts #carrot #mustard #museumlife #childhood #sexy af #i hate my dad

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My mother high on sleep medications and only pushing me out because she was bribed with a coke: Why does it hurt more?

Me coming out of the womb with a watermelon head: 👶 skrt skrt

#wtf lmao #watermelon aesthetic #big boy #big head #the watermelon woman

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I found something in my notes and I don’t know what happened

“A seer which can either see into the futurrvkgvbithecdgdc FCC xxxAu he r eeeeee reeer

Sent back if adrenaline too high had to chill”

I’m pretty sure this happened while I had one of my usual dizzy bits

Either way I don’t have a clue where I was going so let’s try and finish it

Since I was talking about a seer I’m assuming I would have said something about a seer that can see into the future or see into the past??? People’s minds??? OH SHIT

I just remembered it was “a seer that can either see into the future or see into alternate universes/timelines”

Huh... kind of a waste very unoriginal

#idk tho #idk lmao #idk idk #idk why #idk man #idk what else to tag #but idk #idk what im doing #idk what to tag this as #idk

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My head is so big, I don’t know how it CAN’T wrap around things!

*cue chorus of prerecorded laughter*

#big #heads up #haha yeah #bighead #im an idiot

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Nightly Thoughts

Volume 5

What is toe jam???

I have heard of toe jam so many times but I still don’t know what it is.

Jam is made of fruits. Toes are made of toes and demon pesticides.

But I really do need an explanation.

#nightly thoughts #toes #sweet jams #explanation #gimmesometruth #demon

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If you get hit by a Lamborghini...

P L A Y D E A D

PLAY DEAD LIKE YOU JUST GOT PAYED A MILLION BUCKS

because you might just get it

If they believe it you just made easy bank man

#lamborgini aventador #i’m dead #i swear #give me money #please #i’m broke

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Nightly Thoughts

Volume 4

I’m a sad case to my friends bc I don’t have windows so they have to tell me the weather and I can’t have plants.

#windows #plants #nightly thoughts #sad case

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🧚👼🎶✨🥰✌️👄👹🧡🤩

𝕀 𝕛𝕦𝕤𝕥 𝕥𝕒𝕝𝕜𝕖𝕕 𝕥𝕠 𝕞𝕪 ✨𝕋ℍ𝔼ℝ𝔸ℙ𝕀𝕊𝕋✨ 𝕥𝕠 𝕒𝕤𝕜 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕒𝕟 𝕚𝕟𝕔𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕤𝕖 𝕚𝕟 🎶𝕞𝕖𝕖𝕖𝕕𝕚𝕚𝕚𝕔𝕒𝕥𝕚𝕚𝕠𝕠𝕠𝕠𝕠𝕠𝕟🎶

🧚👼🎶✨🥰✌️👄👹🧡🤩

#its a joke #no worries #be happy #🧚‍♀️

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It’s not even that late but

Nightly Thoughts

Volume 3

I just tried to type out “a whole nother level”.

Nother is not a word.

I say it like that though.

Is it a combination of “a whole other level” and “to another level”?

Is it an abbreviation of another just ‘nother.

H e l p

#nightly thoughts #send help #wtf #english #just why

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✍️ She ✍️ does ✍️ not ✍️ like ✍️crying ✍️ autotune ✍️ baby ✍️ remove ✍️ from ✍️ party ✍️ playlist

#note to self #hi im crying #autotune #baby

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Nightly Thoughts

Volume 2

Do y’all have different pee types?

Like I have the regular, the drizzle, the gentle, the silent, the waterfall, the 3 minute, the I really didn’t need to go, the singular drop, the double, the chunky, and many different combinations of all.

#nightly thoughts #uhm #i apologise for this #pee pee poo poo #toilet paper

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Me, age 10ish: Makes fun of super slide by jokingly having my Barbie doll hop off her balcony.

Me, a few months ago: 😳🥰

#barbie #tw suicice #oops #uh oh #take your meds #have a wonderful day

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Nightly Thoughts

Volume 1

In order to fall asleep I watch videos with titles like “satisfying video to relax you before you sleep”. One of the clips in these videos is of someone pouring flashing glowy juice into cups. I want to know how to obtain this glowy juice as fast as possible.

#nightly thoughts #neon glow #come get yall juice #1 am rants