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September 26, 2022 12:38 am

My dream starts at my house or a different construction of my house.

I was home alone, relaxing, watching a movie (not sure what), then I got a call from girlfriend saying she was 5 minutes out to the house with groceries.

It took me by surprise, so by the time I walked to the front door, I noticed an unfamiliar grey SUV pulling up to my driveway. I waited to see who was coming in. And three random women came out of the car. Two of the three were holding balloons and paperwork. (Not sure why those are important)

They were wearing business clothes of some sort, low skirts, I think, or slacks, and blazers.

One of them approaches the front door and rings the doorbell.

Then I noticed my girlfriend pulling up the driveway and parking on the outside of the driveway cause the SUV was blocking her way. She looked confused and aggressive. I walked around my house and to the garage door entrance. She didn’t say a word to me, but she was carrying three large brown paper bags of groceries full of food. I told her, “I’ll handle these people; maybe they’re crazy Mormons.”

One of the women came to me halfway to the driveway, and I told her, “I’ll meet you at the front door! Give me a minute!”

I walked by into my garage door to

Through the kitchen and I noticed Melissa unpacking everything and making dinner or lunch. She looked like she was making something with pesto and chicken.

Anyway, I walked toward my front door, and all three women huddled up at the front door. One of them opened my door, and I quickly stepped in front of them, trying not to let them forcefully enter my house! I yell at them, “No, get the hell out of my house!”

After I said that, my dogs ran out the front yard barking at them, thus attracting my neighbor's dogs and my himself who’s old (he and his wife moved out a week ago, so I was shocked why was came back)

Then one of the women approached me and said: “you have to pay for the internet bill, sir, or I will remove the satellite dish !”

(Again wasn’t so sure why they came with all their balloons and paper they were holding)

With all the dogs and neighborhood dogs on my front lawn, I panicked, trying to call all my dogs back inside so I could sort out this chaotic mess, and one of the women handed me a smartphone, confused about why she had given me her smart phone as if I’m trying to read of it says and then….

I wake up.

#weird dreams #random #fever dream #unnatural #fantasy #unique #nights journey of dreams #storytelling #orignal story #nonsense #balloons #mormons #my dogs #internet

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Morpheus: I left instructions for everyone while i'm gone

Corinthian: mine just says "corinthian no"

Morpheus: i want you to apply it to every possible situation

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Warriors of Krynn by Dominik Mayer

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Imagine saying that Lucifer (or any angel for that matter), cannot be played by a woman when they're canonically genderqueer & can be potrayed by literally anyone capable enough. Lucifer is not a toxic incel. Stop projecting😈

These are my 3 favorite interpretentions of Lucifer that i've seen so far, each made perfectly for their respective stories. Hope we see a genderfluid actor play them some day.

*btw regardless of the nature of a character, any woman/non binary person can play any role as well as a cis man can,if not better.

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Doctor G.G. Hank: King of the Clap Vampire!

We follow the story and odd tale of Doctor Grand Gregor Hank, a doctor living in Chicago. A patient is brought to him by his nurse in a coma. No one knows who he is, just that he collapsed in front of the hospital with a note in his hand and a pendant in his pocket. As he examines him more thoroughly discovers that not only is he a walking case of the "clap", but he is also covered with highly contagious bubonic clap plague.

He give all the antibiotics in the hospital! The next morning the hospital is empty. Everyone who was in town has fled in fear of the plague. He is now the only physician in town, and plot twist the Doctor have the plague.

The Doctor finds more antibiotics! And take them all for himself.The he pharmacy, find a large supply of different antibiotics, and take them with you. The pharmacy is still open. He goes to a blood lab, and run some diagnostics on his DNA to find the source in his blood.

The results come back positive. The Doctor has the bubonic plague. The disease that killed his father is back. The Doctor drunkenly takes more medicine to forget about the abusive drunk father that had the bubonic plague when he was young.

He spends the next month in the hospital, drinking tea and reading newspapers. You watch the news coverage of a plague breakout in China, a plague breakout in India, a plague breakout...

He reacts in a fit of rage! He forces a young inexperienced news anchor to make a PSA about his newly discovered blood medicine that accidentally turns everyone into vampires and ghouls!

Close to purging the clap from his system when he thinks he's completely covered, The Doctor starts to hallucinate seeing Dr. Crawlman (former mentor) in the mirror. He felt his throat is still sore and dry. He begins to run a high fever. But he realizes that he's now immune to future plague outbreaks.

The Doctor's hallucinations begin to worsen. He tells Dr. Crawlman to take the antibiotics and shut up and go away, his opinion doesn't matter. Dr. G.G. Hank is the one true Doctor in the world who's also a vampire with the Clap!

Dr. Crawlman is not impressed. He spend the rest of his life in this state, having a fever, sore throat, and aching joints.

Dr. G.G. Hank makes a career out of treating patients with the clap bubonic plague. Spending the rest of his life as a local celebrity. People come from all over the world to visit him for a taste of immortality!

The Vampire Clap Coven begins and declares the first and only one true King of the Clap!

Dr. G.G. Hank dies of a heart attack at the ripe age of 87, he becomes undead and rises from the grave. He eats someone who looks like Dr. Crawlman who was rude to him. And the Doctor gave him chlamydia, also known as The Clap Virus!

Fin...

Note from the author: My girlfriend and I was just dicking around with A.I. Generated stories and were just in shock and awe at the results. We hope you enjoy this random story.

#doctor #comedy #random #literally wtf #Drama #hospital #ai generated #clap #vampire #king #viruses #ghoulsnghosts #writing #sex and drugs #orignal story #chicago #plauge doctor #plague #short story #short fiction #random story #fantasy

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So, I’ve been experimenting with AI-generated art recently. Here are some of the best results I have gotten so far!

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Hello Tumblr! Thank you for letting me use this platform for my short stories to whoever reads them (or whatever) Enjoy!

#fantasy #fanfic #fandom #fanart