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he’s unfixable but very fuckable

#reblog #slashers #Michael myers #bo sinclair #vincent sinclair #pyramid head #hogwarts legacy #poachers #ashwinders #poacher Executioner #poacher tracker #poacher duelist #ashwinder executioner #jason voorhees

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Dark Wizard D Voice Clips

And last but not least in my Dark Wizard/Witch unused voice clips series... I present to you.. the best mostly unused Poacher Tracker lines!

There are some really golden ones...

@beany122 has named him Philip. So what have we learned about Philip? 🤔

#reblog #hogwarts legacy #poacher tracker #ashwinders #poachers #i would love to go on a walk with him #“never my desire to strike a wolf ever” #is it because he has the mongrel? 🥺 #“away from me! away from me!” #he sounds a little scared lol #“do your parents know what you're up to?” #no they do not #GET. THIS. MAN. SOME. CAKE. #ASHWINDER EXECUTIONER?!?! #i love his evil little laugh #“I provide a service” oh?~ “I'll keep order” damn “if you get my meaning” ??? #“dont forget im a professional” #professionals have standards #“you can't roll your way out of this!” #“bump me again i dare you” *bump* #“now we can begin” ( ////•///-///•//) okay #“I'll punch your ticket” s-sir ( ////○///□///○//) #he was so hot then he called muggleborns a slur ( T n T) #“what's the matter? billywig sting?” #I'VE FELT BILLYWIGS WITH MORE STING! #dude doesn't need incendio to roast mc #“you know I've been doing this for so long I've forgotten how to make an honest living” #*puts this in my small pile of proof that he is 48+* #i love this old man💕 (°u° ) #voice clips

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trying new brushes

#reblog #silent hill 2 #james sunderland #mary sunderland #maria silent hill

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Styx and the Amber Fog

Fanart for the games Styx: Master of Shadows and Styx: Shards of Darkness

#reblog #styx: master of shadows #Styx: Shards of Darkness #Styx #goblin #goblins #Rakash #greenskin #fantasy #gobbo #Fanart #dark fantasy #styx master of shadows #styx shards of darkness

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best cutscene in postal 4

#reblog #postal #postal dude #champ

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#reblog #funny #lol #humor #meme #memes #yep

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Ephemera Snape's Revenge (Video)

Video narration of my (very) short story by the same name.

For the original Victor Rookwood x (?) Ephemera Snape fanart, as well as the fanfic, click here.

#reblog #ephemera snape #victor rookwood #rookwood #self insert #victor rookwood x me #yandere #horror #hogwarts legacy #hogwarts legacy fanfic #mini fic #send this crazy girl to st Mungos #she shouldn't be free but shouldn't be imprisoned

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Harlot of the Highlands 🔞

Trying something a little new for a change. This fic is hyper-consensual, but considering the participants, still pretty nasty. His voice is a lot harder to work with than Victor Rookwood's also so it's far from perfect.. Let me know what you think, and enjoy!

You're caught sneaking into the tent of Poacher Executioner Mortimus Ackerley, but he knows you're looking for a completely different kind of trouble. "This is going to be a tight fit but we'll make it work."

Poacher Executioner x Listener/MC

EXPLICIT AUDIO 18+

Age Difference / Size Difference / No use of Y/N or MC but you are MC / Dirty Talk / Praise Kink / Excessive Talking During Sex

Some of the "you" effects are courtesy of the lovely @rookwoodswife

#reblog #hogwarts legacy #mortimus ackerley #poacher executioner #hogwarts legacy smut #ai audio #dark wizards #ashwinders #poachers #rookwood gang #masked men #mask kink #villains #team villain #x listener #x reader #x female listener #female listener #poacher executioner x mc #x mc #x you smut #suggestive tw #THIS SHIT RATED PORN #don't look at me like that ( ò ^ ó) #smut tw #I SEE YOU LOOKIN' AT ME #(•̀o•́)ง stop it

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making a collection

#reblog #me and the ashwinder scout #i want to get him pregnant #but i don't have a penis😞

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#reblog #aww #meme #memes #lol #funny #Funny Memes #cats #cat #kitten #kitty #animal

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#reblog #bugs #gif #meme

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Hello! Sorry if you have already done something like this but I would love the professors' (whichever ones you feel comfortable writing) reactions to mc struggling in class due to being so stressed/tired/overwhelmed from the chaos that is their fifth year. I would love some parental vibes

Thank you! :)

A/N: Hogwarts professors deserve all the love 💕

HL PROFESSORS REACT TO MC STRUGGLING IN CLASS

ELEAZAR FIG: He gets a pit in his stomach from guilt. MC's circumstances aren't entirely in his control, but he feels responsible for them. The first thing he does is get them to take a break. Full stop on everything. Take a few days to decompress and refocus. Afterwards, he'll be right next to them to help them catch up on their studies. They'll pass their O.W.Ls with flying colors if he has anything to say about it.

MATILDA WEASLEY: This doesn't entirely surprise her given the rumored extracurricular activities MC has been up to. She has a heart-to-heart with them in her office. She wants the full story. No more deflection or bullshit. Tell her the truth. She takes the whole ancient magic thing pretty well, even if she doesn't fully understand. With their powers being so heavily tied to the goblin threat, suppose certain school assignments will have to be postponed. She can make arrangements.

CHIYO KOGAWA: She sees the heavy bags under MC's eyes when they come to tell her they completed another one of her assignments. They could barely focus on the wand movements necessary for the new spell. She has them sit and she pours a cup of tea. "Imported from my hometown in Japan. Just got it today. Have some. Might help you feel better; along with some decent sleep."

AESOP SHARP: He pulls them aside after class. "If you keep falling asleep standing up, you're going to wake up face first in your brew." His tone wasn't accusatory, but it made MC cry anyway. He's taken aback for a moment but he's seen this behavior before. They're exhausted. Likely pushing themselves too hard and not getting enough sleep. He holds out a handkerchief to them and then a small sleeping draught. "I have a new assignment for you. Go to your dorm, get comfortable and take this. Don't come back until you've caught up on sleep."

ABRAHAM RONEN: He sees MC fall asleep in his class again. No matter how much Natty prods them, they can't seem to stay awake. He doesn't allow Natty to bother them further, even when class ends. He lets them sleep until they wake up on their own and he has a tall cold glass of pumpkin juice poured for them. He sits next to them, pouring a glass for himself. "Don't panic. You didn't miss anything important. But, I am worried for you. Why are you falling asleep in class?"

MIRABEL GARLICK: She asks MC to stay behind after a lesson and asks what's been going on, they don't seem themselves. "Your engagement in class has fallen really low. Why is that, my dear?" As MC starts pouring their heart out and tearing up, she pulls them into a warm hug. This makes MC cry more but she just gently shushes them and rubs their back. "Let it all out, dearie."

MUDIWA ONAI: She's a master at reading body language. She can tell just by looking at them that MC has been running themselves ragged. She puts a hand on their shoulder and looks them in the eye. "Even the sun must rest, MC. You are powerful, full of potential, but without rest, you are as well suited for life as a dehydrated toad." MC laughs a little and nods understandably. She pulls MC close and gives them a forehead kiss. "Take better care of yourself."

BAI HOWIN: If there was one class MC could slack off in, it was beasts. She found them asleep in the hay multiple times and she doesn't bother them. She does get curious after a while if her class is just nap time for them or if there's something else going on. If they come clean that they've been overworking themselves, She doesn't give them more assignments from her class other than the necessities.

DINAH HECAT: "Enemies are going to catch you on your back foot at this rate." She comments as MC sluggishly packs up after class. "Perhaps You should limit your extracurricular activities for a while. Studying for your O.W.Ls seems to have you busy enough." But then MC sits down hard on the bench and MC lets it all out. They tell her everything. She sits and listens calmly. "I see...let me talk to Professor Weasely on your behalf. Perhaps we can work something out."

CUTHBERT BINNS: His class is where most catch up on sleep anyway. He's not overly concerned, but if MC asks for more review material he is happy to provide.

SATYAVATI SHAH: "Wake. Up." Her sharp voice can snap anyone out of sleep. "That's the third time this week. You're falling behind. Do I need to start deducting house points to make you care about your studies?" MC doesn't even look at her, they just shake their head. She feels a pang of guilt for going hard on them, they seem to genuinely be struggling, but life's a struggle. They'll figure it out or fail.

PHINEAS NIGELLUS BLACK: This doesn't seem like his problem.

#reblog #hogwarts legacy #hogwarts legacy reactions #hogwarts legacy professors #eleazar fig #aesop sharp #matilda weasley #chiyo kogawa #abraham ronen #mirabel garlick #mudiwa onai #bai howin #dinah hecat #Cuthbert binns #satyavati shah #phineas nigellus black

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Ridge Racer, PS1.

#reblog #ridge racer #ps1 #namco #animated #gif #vgjunk

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#reblog #aww #cute #cutes #kawaii #meme #memes #lol #funny #Funny Memes #cat #cats

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Swapping various NPCs with Victor Rookwood - Part 1

So the amazing @hellsehend has created many cutscenes of our dear Daddy Rookwood acting very out of character.

They're horrifying, but they're also funny.

Let's start with Professor Garlick. Bet you didn't know daddy had a green thumb...

Here are a few where he's Professor Black.

A few as Professor Sharp (still do not freakin' get the appeal)

#reblog #hogwarts legacy #victor rookwood #rookwood

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#reblog #lol #comedy #humor #funny #memes #dog #dogs

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#reblog #shitpost #meme