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This fic is literally one I think about all the damn time - ever since I read it waaaay back when

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After a rough breakup, Hyun-woo turned to Tinder for some fun. You, on the other hand, were trying to find a date for a family wedding. And then you matched.

word count: 13.5k (the thirst is real) genre: plain old smut

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#shownu smut #monsta x smut #shownu scenario #shownu one shot #bangtanstax recs

[bangtanstax]

Hey y'all,

I just wanted to say that, as I continue building up an initial follow, set up the inner workings of the blog, work on new stuff and edit (heavily) my older work, I will be reblogging fic recommendations.

I don't want this blog to be too empty

#monsta x #changkyun #hyungwon #jooheon #kihyun #shownu #wonho #minhyuk #monsta x fanfic #bts #jungkook #jimin #suga #rm #jhope #jin #taehyung #bts fanfic

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Namjoon: *imitating the bane voice* AHHHH...i was wondering what would break first, my spirit or our records. 

Jin: Your bones if you’re not watching where you’re fucking going.

#bts #kim namjoon #kim seokjin #bts rm #bts jin #rm #jin #incorrect bts quotes #incorrect kpop quotes #bts incorrect quotes

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[sees a black cat]

Jimin: hyung no, we can’t cross it! it’s bad luck. 

Yoongi: so is testing my patience but y’all don’t seem to mind.

#bts #bts jimin #bts suga #park jimjn #min yoongi #incorrect bts quotes #incorrect kpop quotes #bts incorrect quotes #jimin #suga

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*Yoongi rummaging through his bag aggressively*

Taehyung: Hyung, what are you looking for?

Yoongi: My will to live. 

#bts #taehyung #yoongi #bts v #bts suga #incorrect bts quotes #incorrect kpop quotes #bts incorrect quotes

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[What I think Jin and Jungkook’s fights consist of]

Jin: do you even know how to do laundry?

Jungkook: of course i know how to do laundry. first you put in the fabric shampoo...

Jin: I’m sorry...the what?

Jungkook: Yeah, the fabric shampoo is first and then the conditioner!

Jin: Oh and now you’re going to tell me that you massage it into the fabric, right?

Jungkook: I’m not an idiot. That’s what the delicate option is for

Jin: 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

#bts #jeon jungkook #kim seokjin #jungkook #jin #bts jungkook #bts jin #incorrect bts quotes #incorrect kpop quotes #bts incorrect quotes

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[Probably Jungkook during an American interview]

Jungkook: oof damn that’s wow...

Also Jungkook: I don’t think i’ve ever perfected the english language until now

#bts #jeon jungkook #jungkook #bts jungkook #bts incorrect quotes #incorrect bts quotes #incorrect kpop quotes

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[Taehyung and Jungkook on the internet]

Jungkook: one like and i’ll run around the house at 3am for literally no reason.

Taehyung: B E T. you’re not down

#bts #jeon jungkook #jungkook #kim taehyung #taehyung #bts v #incorrect kpop quotes #incorrect bts quotes #bts incorrect quotes

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Jooheon: why do you take such hot showers?

Changkyun: who needs soap when you can just burn the germs off?

#incorrect monsta x quotes #monsta x #joohoney #jooheon #i.m changkyun #changkyun #i.m #monsta x incorrect quotes #incorrect kpop quotes

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Kihyun: what’s the worst idea you’ve ever had?

Hyungwon: being born

Kihyun: but...you had no control over that

Hyungwon: fine! it’s having this convo with you

#incorrect monsta x quotes #monsta x #kihyun #hyungwon #monsta x kihyun #monsta x hyungwon #monsta x incorrect quotes #incorrect kpop quotes

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a re-introduction

a while back, i dedicated some of my time to writing head cannons, one-shots, some longer stories and fake texts. everything was going well until life happened and i fell off the app. most recently, i realized that i actually missed running a tumblr and decided to give it a go again. 

i hope y’all enjoy it

#monsta x #monsta x fanfic #monsta x headcanons #mx fanfic #mx headcannon #mx #monsta x fic #shownu #wonho #kihyun #minhyuk #hyungwon #jooheon #changkyun #bts #bts fanfic #bts headcanons #bangtan sonyeondan #kim seokjin #kim namjoon #min yoongi #jung hoseok #park jimjn #kim taehyung #jeon jungkook