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zoyaofthegardvn · 24 days
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An ACOTAR curiosity for the fandom:
Do you think SJM is aware of how many readers in this fandom critically analyze the characters and their actions?
Does SJM know people despise Rhysand for keeping the people of CoN locked up and letting the women there be sold as sex slaves or brides? For performative feminism by outlawing wing clipping in Illyria but not having punitive measures to back that up? For telling Feyre she always has choice but then withholding medical information about her pregnancy and how it may or may not be fatal for her?
Does SJM know people hold Feyre accountable for the destruction of the spring court—because Feyre purposefully destroyed it? Readers understand Tamlin’s role in it as well, but it was actually Feyre that led spring to its demise. That is collective punishment. Go after the high lord and the high lord alone if you wanted revenge on Tamlin for what he did, not after his people.
Does SJM know how much people hate Cassian for being written as a male who doesn’t publicly defend or side with his mate? And that he took her to forced “wilderness therapy” while she was having a mental health breakdown?
Does SJM know how much people despised Rhysand and Cassian after the Ember Randall bonus chapter??
Does SJM know how wrong it is to write about a queer character who was abused and essentially given a hysterectomy by being stabbed through the uterus and left to bleed out - and then have a male character sideline her story and say she isn’t telling the truth?? Especially when SJM wrote her powers as “truth”?
On a lesser note, does SJM know people have the ick for Azriel after the necklace scene?
Idk… sometimes I LOVE these books… I live for the world and the good parts… but then I remember all of this and I don’t know what to make of it all…
What do you think?
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zoyaofthegardvn · 24 days
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gwen and bridget are in love ⚔️👑
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zoyaofthegardvn · 24 days
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Tamlin is actually such an underrated character in acotar. Because of feyres very biased narrative she forces readers to ignore the complexity of his character and man. its sad
Tamlin is a character who is genuinely GOOD at his core. He changed so much of the spring court for good, eliminating slavery within the spring lands and mortals having more protection. Hes a morally good character that made a few mistakes and is boiled down to just those mistakes. Locking feyre in the house and the magical/emotional blow up, which are both pretty decent fuck ups (i dont think siding with hybern fully counts as he was a double agent all along and tamlin was decently justified in thinking feyre was being kept against her will. lets be fr here) and even after he’s extremely fucked over by the nightcourt, his lands and court burned to shit, he still saves rhysand. Saves rhysand and tells feyre to be happy, even when he has every reason to NOT do that!
Hes a character that clearly holds himself to a higher standard. throughout acotar he puts lucien and feyres safety above his own, even sending feyre away when she was the only one who could save him. Even though what he did to her wasnt great its not completely irredeemable, rhysand did much worse things to feyre and other people but hes living his best life while Tamlin seems to find himself unworthy of being a person (acosf wheres hes been in beast form for roughly over two years) hes a perfectionist who now doesnt even think he deserves anyone because he accidentally hurt the people he loves most.
Sjm accidentally created a beautifully rich and morally righteous character who is so extremely fucked by the narrative. Which doesnt even work half the time as sjm cant seemingly commit to making him a full villain (seemingly by accident again she gave him quite a reasonable explanation to everything he did ‘wrong’ but still chooses to make him a punching bag)
If Tamlin was genuinely a morally evil character he wouldnt have NEARLY the amount of fans as he does. Hes a character that requires the minimum amount of media literacy and comprehension to understand and i LOVE him.
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zoyaofthegardvn · 24 days
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I feel like I go back and forth on who i dislike more. Cassian or Rhysand. on one hand Rhysand is Rhysand and on the other hand Cassian lives up Rhysand's ass so,
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zoyaofthegardvn · 2 months
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thinking about the beginning of acotar where Feyres being resentful towards her sisters (fair) but then she goes onto say "Elain doesn't grasp things" (which is gross and has ableist undertones but anyways) and that it simply never occurs to her to help but then Feyre doesn't.... ask. if you know there is no malicious intentions from Elain, that she "doesn't grasp things", that it simply doesn't "occur to her" then WHYYYY don't you just ask her. I'm sure she'd say yes ffs
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zoyaofthegardvn · 3 months
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Kinktober 2023 Day 3 - Praise (Zoya Nazyalensky x reader)
A/N: Day 3 from my Kinktober masterlist! Smut!!! (18+ plz)!
Look, I know that it's January of 2024, but I TOLD YA'LL I WOULD FINISH KINKTOBER 2023 NO MATTER HOW LONG IT TOOK ME SO HERE I AMMMM!!!
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"Just like that, baby, making me feel s'good, fuck" Zoya coos, smiling down at you as you pump two fingers in and out of her wet heat, your tongue flicking along her throbbing clit. Your cheeks heat at the comment, and one hand lifts to rub against the powerful thigh she has thrown over your shoulder, her other holding herself up as she leans back against the bedroom door. She hums at the pleasure, "my perfect girl, always knows exactly how to make me fall apart." The praises tumble from her lips, and your fingers and mouth work harder with each comment.
You'd wasted no time after your meeting had ended, and what a sight it must have been, the two queens of Ravka fleeing their council room as if a war was to be fought and won at once. But when Zoya had seen the gown you'd chosen, the modest crown you'd had set in your hair, she'd been unable to stop herself from gushing about how gorgeous you looked, how you were all for her and her alone. Her fingers stroked your cheeks and her eyes lit up like she'd just discovered a long-sought treasure, awe and passion swirling in the blue of her gaze. And nothing gets you going like Zoya's praise.
Zoya cries out as you begin to curl your fingers, stroking that spot deep inside her that you know well. You hum when she threads her fingers through your hair, tugging as you wrap your lips around her clit and suck.
"Mmm, Y/N, always so good for me, aren't you, pretty girl?" She manages to raise her head from where it had fallen back against the door so that she can smile sweetly down at you, but her eyes are hooded and her chest heaves with pleasure. The heel of her foot digs into your back, and her free hand gropes her own bare breasts. She's close, and you'd do anything to get her there.
Gently, you insert a third finger, and when her eyes roll to the back of her head and she cries your name, you smirk as you begin pumping at a rapid pace.
"Saints, baby, feel so fucking full, so good, m'gonna cum," she near shouts, her legs trembling as she struggles to keep herself standing as her orgasm quickly takes hold. "Right there, baby, s'good, mmm," she cries, chants of "yes" and your name follow as she tips over the edge.
You pump and lick her through her climax as her back arches off of the door. She cries out as her fingers roughly grip your hair, and you moan at the knowledge that only you can make her fall apart like this.
When she comes down from her high, you withdraw your fingers from her fluttering walls, placing a final kiss to her heat before she slowly pulls her leg from over your shoulder.
"C'mere, beautiful," Zoya rasps, grabbing your upper arms and pulling you up to her height. Her lips meet your own and she moans at the taste of herself on your tongue.
"That," another kiss, "was," another, "amazing," her breath is hot across your face, and you giggle as she peppers kisses across your cheeks and chin.
"I aim to please, my queen," you whisper in her ear, squealing as she grasps your ass in response.
"You're so good to me, my love," she looks into your eyes, her gaze quickly shifting from loving to mischievous. "I think it's only fair that I return the favor."
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zoyaofthegardvn · 4 months
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I finished reading The Priory Of The Orange Tree by Samantha Shannon, and I wanted to do a study of Eadaz du Zāla uq-Nāra.
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zoyaofthegardvn · 7 months
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Kinktober 2023 Day 2 - Spanking (Elain Archeron x reader)
A/N: Day 2 from my Kinktober masterlist! Smut! (18+ plz)
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"I didn't wanna have to do this, baby," you coo as your hand rubs soothing circles into your mate's red and tender right ass cheek. Elain whimpers, a pitiful whine falling from her lips as she wiggles where she's bent over your lap, her hands obediently clasped at the small of her back.
"I-I'm sorry," she cries, voice stuffy from the tears she's shed while you've smacked her ass raw for the past thirty minutes.
"Hmmm, I don't think you are," your hand rears back, landing yet another harsh slap, this time to her other cheek. She squeals, her body jerking forward as she huffs into the comforter. She's panting, her face red, her body covered in sweat.
"If you hadn't acted like such a fucking slut earlier, I wouldn't be punishing you right now." You land two quick smacks, enjoying the way her cheeks ripple under your hand, the imprint of the wedding ring you adorn leaving a distinct bruise on her flesh.
She sobs, her knuckles turning white where she grips her own wrist. Again, you rub the ache you've caused, then drift your hand downwards to her sopping cunt. When your fingers meet her slick entrance, you click your tongue. She groans while you tease her clit, then gasps when you give the bundle of nerves a harsh pinch.
"Do you like making me angry?"
She shakes her head rapidly, her facing turning to the side as she strains to look at you over her shoulder, desperate to make sure you know how truly sorry she is.
"No, no, no," she breaks off into a cry, "I-I swear I didn't mean to upset you."
"Shh, Elain," you coo, hand coming to swipe the sweaty hair away from where it's plastered to her face. "I want to believe you, but I saw the way you laughed with him, my love, how you touched Azriel's arm like a desperate whore." You spit the last word like a curse, and your mate cries out again as you smack the tender flesh once more.
You laugh quietly at the feeling of her cunt dripping onto your naked thighs. "I think you are liking this, baby, and then it's not much of a punishment, hmm?"
She shakes her head. "I'm s-sorry," she whines, "you know I l-love you." Her voice is muffled, both by the tears and where she's pressed into the bed. "I didn't mean a-anything by it, promise." She clenches in preparation for another spank, and you can't help but grin at how well your pretty little mate is trained.
Again, you massage her inflamed ass. You hum as her body begins to relax, thinking her apology has finally satisfied you.
"I don't think you've quite learned your lesson yet, pretty girl."
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A/N: My first time writing for Elain! I honestly had a good bit of fun :) I look forward to writing more for her this Kinktober!
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zoyaofthegardvn · 7 months
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Kinktober 2023 Day 1 - Face Sitting (Mor x reader)
A/N: Day 1 from my Kinktober masterlist! Smut! (18+ plz)
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"You gonna sit on my face, pretty girl?" You ask Mor, watching as she hovers just above your hips, her knees on either side of your body.
She bites her lip and nods, "You sure I won't hurt you?" But her voice is eager, her chest heaving in anticipation, her breaths coming out as pants.
Your head shakes, and your hands reach out to grip her waist, pulling her forward. "I wanna taste you, baby, c'mere."
She bends to kiss your lips passionately, then pulls away with a soft smile gracing her swollen mouth before she straightens again. Your grin is giddy, hands rubbing her thighs soothingly as you prepare to please in her in a way you'd been desperate to for ages.
She shuffles up the rest of your body until her knees bracket your head, your eyes aligned with her wet, dripping cunt. You'd already brought her to climax once with your fingers, and her clit is swollen and aching for more touch. You resist the urge to drift your fingers down to your own aching heat, wanting to pleasure yourself to the sight.
She hums, one hand gripping the headboard and the other coming to brush hair from your forehead. "Tell me if it's too much, or if you need a second to breathe."
You roll your eyes, playfully. "Not a chance of that happening, my love," then you're gripping the outside of her thighs and her hips, dragging her down until your tongue can reach her wet folds.
She gasps as you lick a stripe from her clit to her entrance, your tongue moving back up to work circles onto her bundle of nerves. She groans when you grip her harder, sitting her properly on your face.
"Fuck, Y/N, feels s'good," she moans, and your answering grunt sends delicious vibrations through her cunt. You nod your head as best as you can, in an effort to affirm that you're enjoying this just as much as she is.
Your tongue flicks rapidly, and you alternate between fucking her entrance and sucking her clit into your mouth. As you'd hoped, she begins bucking her hips, your nose bumping her nerves as she rides your face in earnest.
You peer up her body, catching sight of her head bent forward as she struggles to remain upright, her knuckles white along the headboard as she holds on. Her eyes are squeezed shut and her mouth is parted, heavy pants and moans falling from her lips. She mutters your name, and your eyes drift to the sight of her breasts softly bouncing as she seeks her pleasure.
It's not long before she's chanting your name. "I'm gonna cum, baby, right there," she calls, right before falling apart on top of you.
You drink her orgasm down, mouth and tongue still exploring every inch of her pussy. The movement of her hips slows, eventually stopping when you verge into the territory of overstimulation.
On shaky legs, she lifts herself from her throne. She stares down at you, her gaze hazy and her lips curling into a grin. You shoot her a wink, then pepper kisses along the inside of her thighs, attempting to soothe her from her powerful high.
She swings her leg over you, in favor of lying down next to you in a sweaty heap.
"Was that okay, baby?" The question is almost a taunt, your mouth in a grin, already knowing the answer. She knows you know, too, her eyes roll and she breaks into laughter.
"Give me a few minutes, and you can find out yourself."
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zoyaofthegardvn · 7 months
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Hi! I'm so sorry to bother you! I just wanted to check if u got my request (about mor + reader with wings)
Not at all pressuring u to write it! Feel free to ignore it if u don't wanna write it. Just checking cause I think my asks aren't really working 🥺
Have a lovely day
hi love! no worries, i got it!! i absolutely love the idea <3 it’s totally gonna be written :) i cant say for sure when it will be written because i just started kinktober, but it’s definitely going on the list! 😊
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zoyaofthegardvn · 7 months
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Kinktober 2023 Masterlist
Hi everyone! Welcome to Zoyaofthegardvn's 2023 Kinktober masterlist :) I'm getting a pretty late start to this, so this will surely extend past October. But here's what you can look forward to this year... <3
Links will be added as they are written and posted :)
Day 1 - Face Sitting: Mor x reader
Day 2 - Spanking: Elain Archeron x reader
Day 3 - Praise: Zoya Nazyalensky x reader
Day 4 - Somnophilia: Nesta Archeron x reader
Day 5 - Brat Taming: Manon Blackbeak x reader
Day 6 - Overstimulation: Nesta Archeron x reader
Day 7 - Thigh Riding: Elide Lochan x reader
Day 8 - Pussy Eating: Elain Archeron x reader
Day 9 - Virginity: Manon Blackbeak x reader
Day 10 - Mommy Kink: Mor x reader
Day 11 - Edging: Nesta Archeron x reader
Day 12 - Make Up Sex: Elain Archeron x reader
Day 13 - Anal: Manon Blackbeak x reader
Day 14 - Toys: Elide Lochan x reader
Day 15 - Brat Taming: Elain Archeron x reader
Day 16 - Hate Sex: Manon Blackbeak x reader
Day 17 - Double Penetration: Zoya Nazyalensky x reader x Alina Starkov
Day 18 - Strap on: Zoya Nazyalensky x reader
Day 19 - Knife Play: Manon Blackbeak x reader
Day 20 - Shower Sex: Elain Archeron x reader
Day 21 - Scissoring: Alina Starkov x reader
Day 22 - 69'ing: Mor x reader
Day 23 - Semi-Public: Elain Archeron x reader
Day 24 - Period Sex: Manon Blackbeak x reader
Day 25 - Threesome: Manon Blackbeak x reader x Elide Lochan
Day 26 - Bondage: Mor x reader
Day 27 - Choking: Nesta Archeron x reader
Day 28 - Exhibitionism/Voyeurism: Manon Blackbeak x reader
Day 29 - Virginity: Elain Archeron x reader
Day 30 - Breast Worship: Elide Lochan x reader
Day 31 - Outdoor Sex: Zoya Nazyalensky x reader
Please be patient as I make my way through this very long list! I'm really looking forward to getting started, but I am a slow writer <3 I am also imagining these fics will be on the short side as I'd like to be able to get through everything! Thanks everyone for your enthusiasm :)
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zoyaofthegardvn · 7 months
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So glad your back!
For the kinktober list, maybe semi-public? Like there’s a chance you could get caught but your’re not straight up going at it in broad daylight?
ooo love that! i’m thinking this works for zoya? maybe even elain?
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zoyaofthegardvn · 7 months
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OK wait, hear me out. Zoya x reader x Alina w/ double penetration. Please and ty 😩💕
OOOO now this i totally love! i’m totally marking them for double penetration 😌
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zoyaofthegardvn · 7 months
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aahhh your shappic kinktober post just made my day <3
this makes me so happy! :) i can’t wait to get started anon <3
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zoyaofthegardvn · 7 months
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Hey, I love your work so much! I’d love to see Elain get more sapphic content if that is something you’d be willing to write? Maybe with one of your prompts for kinktober like spanking?
thanks so much for the kind words! 😊 i’ll be honest, elain is a character that i don’t totally love. but i also don’t hate her by any means. i just think it took me a while to feel like i understood her? so yeah, i’m definitely down to bring her onto this blog! :) and i’ll put her down for spanking this kinktober 😘
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zoyaofthegardvn · 7 months
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Sapphic kinktober?😍
Also, glad to see you on here again! But also totally understand the feeling of being busy with school and stuff! Just wanted to pop in and say hi!
awh thanks so much! i am so glad to be back on here! thanks for saying hi :)
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