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You accidentally Transfigure your ears into cacti, and you can't turn them back to normal without teacher intervention.
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[Neville is trying to put Alice II to sleep] 5-year-old Alice II: Dad, you're just exacerbating the situation instead of ameliorating it. Neville: I am not. Neville: Neville: But just to be sure, I'm going to ask your Aunt Hermione what those words mean.
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i'm a firm believer in the idea that draco and astoria raised scorpius like a pureblood but without the blood supremacy ideals and bigotry. he's fluent in 4 different languages, has been taking piano and etiquette lessons ever since he was 3, knows multiple genres of ballroom dance and ballet, is proficient in horseback riding and fencing, et cetera. but to make it funny i like to imagine that despite all of this he has no practical life skills whatsoever. like he can play rachmaninoff pieces or translate ancient latin scripts with ease, but ask him to do something basic like boil an egg and he'd probably manage to burn the house down.
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I like to think that she put a couch by the cellar so she can be near him during the full moon 🩷 and yes it’s when she’s like 3 months pregnant, I feel like that time period is rarely depicted.
I’ve been working on this for weeks I’ve just been too busy to get it done reasonably fast lol. The background isn’t the greatest but that’s why I’m practicing 😅
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Remus (aka Professor Lupin) would try to reply to as many students as possible when they’d say “good morning” to him.
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→ Remus John Lupin + untranslatable Welsh words
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Molly : So how’s parenthood treating you guys?
Tonks : Good, but I didn’t expect this much crying.
Molly : Don’t worry, that’s normal for babies this young.
Tonks : What? No, Teddy's fine..... I was talking about Remus.
Remus : *sobbing from the nursery*.. I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!
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this is genuinely so fucking funny. harrys so emotionally overwhelmed that the only comfort he can think to offer is HERE SMELL HIM
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when people write headcanons for hp’s next generation i think they usually forget these are post war children and they can be so much more interesting. their parents, family and everyone around them have all been to war and have lost too much. that’s not to say that they can’t be happy or won’t ever have fun, but this is the kind of thing that leaves scars and trauma. i don’t think it would be the case in canon because jkr is a bad writer but thinking about characterization these kids don’t always have a good time at home, their years have too many days dedicated to mourn. they didn’t lost anyone themselves, but somehow grief has been around ever since they were born. they probably struggle to get through holidays and see hogwarts as a way to escape this reality because family can be a lot even when they love each other. maybe fred the second doesn’t prank around because his father taught him or it’s on his blood. he does pranks because he thinks his father’s actually a bit strict and it’s not having enough fun. maybe he doesn’t get why his father of all people would work on the funniest place in the world. he feels like it’s his job to make the house happier and to make everyone smile because realistically talking, george had a rough time without fred i and it changed him. he probably put too much expectations on his first child, named after the person he lost. he’d probably expect fred to be exactly like his brother and got frustrated when he wasn’t and what child wants to disappoint their parent.
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Teddy Lupin was raised by his grandmother, Andromeda TONKS. The woman who lost her husband, daughter and son-in-law in less than six months. Teddy was all she had left and people are here wanting to hand him off to a traumatised 17 year old.
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Narcissa-in love with a pure-blood
Andromeda-in love with a muggle-born
Bellatrix-in love with a half-blood (despite marrying a pure-blood)
Ironic.
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18-year-old Regulus:
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Walburga when Andromeda admits to loving Ted, a muggleborn:
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Narcissa, breaking an awkward tension:
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Sirius, getting ready to leave 12 Grimmauld Place:
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Narcissa sipping wine as her life falls apart around her:
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Ron: Hermione, Rosie! Guess what happened! Hahahaha! I encountered Malfoy in the elevator today
Hermione: -as every day
Ron: And you know, we had a small talk on the way up to the 17th floor.
Hermione: I'm pretty sure any dictionary isn't strong enough to cover the meaning of "small talk" in your sentence.
Ron: Apparently, little Scorpius has grown up and will enable Draco to become a "father-in-law" in the near future. And Draco already looked like a much older and grumpy geezer! I almost consoled him. Poor old man!
Rose: Maybe he'll be consoled to learn that his future co-father-in-law is his elevator buddy.
Ron*betrayed*: What? Which elevator buddy?!
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Ron: Oh you mean me! For a second I thought the poor man has another elev-
Ron: Oh you mean me...
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Regulus Black being a death eater but quitting when his house elf was in danger
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You're a convicted murderer, but you're innocent.
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You get emotional when you form your patronus, so your famous word, "Always," is used in practically every Harry Potter fic.
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You ignore 90% of The Cursed Child because what the bloody hell was that about.
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