villianbell

[villianbell]

Mc: satan, we've talked about this.

Satan: About what?

Mc: *showing his ring finger to satan* STOP PUTTING A RING ON MY FINGER WHENEVR I FALL ASLEEP-

Satan: Oh... I see now..

Satan: You want me to put it on your finger when you're awake!

Mc: FUCKING-

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[villianbell]

Barbatos: *Wears a slightly lighter shade of black*

Diavolo: I see you're bursting out the spring colors.

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[villianbell]

Lucifer: Mc I have a very special mission for you

Mc: *mildly annoyed* what is it?

Lucifer: Well, you know how much you have helped us in the past and how of an asset you are to lord diavoloa dream...

Mc: What bullshit do I need to save your brothers from now?

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[villianbell]

Asmo: For a billion dollars would you-

Mc: Yes!

Asmo: I didn't even say the thing.

Mc: Dick, murder, anything!

Asmo: Mc!

Mc: It's a billion dollars, asmo!

Asmo: I know but damn.

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[villianbell]

therapist: So, what is mammon to you?

Mc: the reason i wake up every morning

therapist: ... that’s adorable.

Mammon earlier that morning, barging into mc′s room while smacking pans together: WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP!!!!

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[villianbell]

*sounds of an explosion*

Lucifer: You left Mc alone with solomon again, didn't you?

Asmo: well...

Mammon: they said they wanted to finish something

Lucifer: you all are in so much trouble

Mc, screaming: I made diamonds! I'll finally have money!

Lucifer: Mc isn't in trouble

Mammon: favortism

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[villianbell]

Mc, during the paw event: did you know bats can pur! And they love to be pet and make cute squeaks. Unfortunately, they don't understand personal space....

Bat!barbatos:( firmly holding close to mc) It's not your space. It's our space

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[villianbell]

Mc: It's Valentine's Day, so I sent a box of chocolates to the hottest guy in the three realms.

Luke: Yeah, about that. The card on your box literally said, "To the hottest guy in the three realms." So now they're all fighting about who that could be.

Mc, smiling: I know! I'm not in love with anyone in particular. I just wanted to start a fight.

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[villianbell]

Diavolo: I’m confused 

Mc: About what?

Diavolo: I thought you invited me over for tea, so why are we cuddling instead?

Mc: Some people use it as an excuse to spend time with their friends or their partners 

Diavolo: You should invite me more often then 

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[villianbell]

Chaotic OM! Headcanons

The angels/demons haven't been keeping up with the human realm and have no clue what certain things or terms are anymore

if we had like a LQBTQIA Mc they like wouldn't understand

For example:

Mammon : wait so your like a girl... or a boy?

Transmas Mc : im a boy but I have girl parts

Mammon: *visible confusion* how is that possible...?

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AceMc: *wearing a Asexual flag pin*

Asmo : *thinking it's their home worlds flag* ooo! What's that?

AceMc : my Asexual pin

Asmo : what's a Asexual pin?

AceMc : It's just to represent that i don't feel like sexua love/urges

Asmo : *confused lust demon* ???

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Satan: what's with the big rainbow flag on your wall?

Lgbtqia+Mc : It's a pride flag! I wanted to put it up since it's June in the human world

Satan : huh? *unsure what June and rainbows has to do with lucifer*

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[villianbell]

Mammon : so I've been thinking-

Lucifer: wow what a surprise

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[villianbell]

Satan: Say beel has seven cookies and MC asks for two. How many cookies does Grimm have left?

Mammon : five...

Satan : Now beel had three cookies and you take take two also, now how meny?

Mammon: thr....

Beel : five cookies.....and a hurt mammon

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[villianbell]

Mc and Asmo sitting together, with a pile of rocks in front of Mc

Mc, gesturing to empty space in front of Asmo: On this side are all the times I've gotten mad at you for having a problem. Zero times.

Mc gesturing to the rocks: And on THIS side are all the times I was upset because you had a problem and you didn't tell me, so I couldn't help.

Mc: Now. What do we do with problems?

Asmo: Work harder to hide them so you won't be sad.

Mc : .... I'm adding another rock...

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[villianbell]

Mamon probably: hey emm sorry if this is kinda unexpected but…what are you?

Mc: I'm Mc!

Mammon: Nono I mean… are you a boy or a girl

Mc: I’m the human exchange student : D

Mammon: no-fuck I mean WHATS IN YOUR PANTS

YMc:DANGER >:D

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[villianbell]

Solomon & barbatos in the middle of a conversation*

Solomon: Well, I beg to differ

Barbatos: Then beg

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[villianbell]

Mammon: so who should we call?

Mc: i’d call lucifer, but i feel safer in jail

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[villianbell]

F!MC: I don't think I can gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss my way out of this one.

M!Mc : time to manipulate, mansplain, malewife

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