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yall bye this platform sucks ass guess this is where the terfs have been milling. hope this platform burns down with yall in it.

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forgot tumblr was toxic

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surround urself with good people and you will start to believe good is everywhere. whoops forgot assholes exist now i remember why i left this platform. 

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eyyeeeeee ROoLLlllLLllll ur literally so boring. anymore replies are gonna cost ya opinions are free my time is not. 

do you know whats gross? that this twitter account exists and over 1,000 people follow it… gender is not biological. 

#youre on the wrong side of history #hit me up when u catch up #im not about time travelling back to 1800s #dont @ me

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people who believe their child is a tiny version of themselves are the same parents raising adults with anxiety and a desperate need for approval. fuck man... just tell them they aight... dont put all this weight on them to live up to what you wanted to be... thats fucked they aren’t you, they are their own person with thoughts and desires of their own.

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a kenku that only speaks in inspirational quotes 

#dnd #dndcharacter #D&D #D&D character #dnd 5e #D&D 5e #kenku #since twitter liked my character idea here it is

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no one tell me ur pregnant not only will my reaction be underwheling ill tell you ill come with you to get an abortion.

#not because im mean #well yes because im mean #but also because babies are boring #and i still feel like im 19 #pregnancy #rants

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my girlfriend: assuming makes an ass out of you and i

me: its supposed to be you and me because that's -...

my boyfriend: im sorry but did you just assui?

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um actually the earth is flat past me. don’t worry you’ll learn this soon, the antarctic is actually a wall of ice that surrounds the flat plate like earth which is why the governement doesnt let people go there. 

The Earth is lumpy.

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a+ opinions from past regis, tell your friends to question their gender and sexuality, everyone should come to conclusions based on actual investigation into themselves. dont assume you know yourself till you’ve really deavled into yourself. 

someone last week at pride asked me what i thought about people jumping on the gender fluid band wagon because of ruby rose and honestly i dont care, its not a band wagon, its not a trend. even if people are just cis and theyre saying theyre all this other agender, gender fluid, trans w.e they’re still exploring their gender. next week they could decide that they are cis and they were comfortable all along and thats fine, but they explored themselves and thats whats important. they took the time to investigate and now someone who maybe isnt cis will do it too and realise… and idk thats pretty great. 

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I just reread this and honestly what a mood. 

TLDR: I hated chasing amy, i thought it was dumb. unless it was trying to show me how shit media portrays lesbians in 1997… in which case it did a fantastic job.

Keep reading

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Planets in Retrograde:

Mars, Saturn, Neptune & Pluto are currently in retrograde, but what does that mean? Retrograde refers to when the planet appears to be moving backwards (from earths POV) 

Mars – Mars rules strong feelings, strong emotion, activeness & sexual desire. It is the planet of War & so in retrograde people may disagree, become furious or wrathful. A Mars retrograde is rare and it can settle in for as long as 7-8 months. During this time certain things will come out to be addressed (Things you have averted, repressed or neglected) during this you should restore, redo & renew. It’s time to relinquish bitter feelings and address anger. It’s time to learn to be confident.

Saturn - Saturn is about responsibility, allegiance, tenacity, patterns, essence, limits & obligations. It’s about making strong foundations, developing & working towards something. Saturn is in retrograde every year & 1/2 , it lasts about 4 months. During this time, we will become our harshest critics, you may experience postponements & disruptions and you may start looking for another purpose in life.  However, it gives us a chance to look back & regroup, it bestows wisdom that is hard won, and this builds our endurance. During this time take it easy, reflect & learn!

Neptune – Neptune is the planet of imaginations, dreams & fantasies. From Neptune comes the intangible & the subconscious mind. It goes into retrograde once a year for 6-7 months & during this time nothing is coherent. A retrograde Neptune makes us review our own desires & opinions, as it rules over denials, so when in retrograde we are forced to face the consequences. You may find that your sensitivity to the psychic, hunches & dreams is intensified as during this time we are more open as our perception is energised. This is a good time to contemplate your spirituality.

Pluto – Pluto holds a mirror up to your ugly truth and implores you to change. It governs transmutation, renaissance & perishing. Pluto in retrograde lasts for 6-7 months every year and makes us reassess what we are doing to prepare for the future. This is a time for external pressures to interfere and where devastation, hard issues & restoration are common place. You may feel victimised & persecuted, during this time change comes and cleans slates. This is a perfect opportunity to clean house (literally & figuratively), however, you should anticipate unforeseen events as these may knock you on your ass.

#astrology #planets #retrograde #retrograde season #mars #pluto #saturn #neptune #mars retrograde #pluto retrograde #saturn retrograde #neptune retrograde #retrogradeseason #signs #libra #scorpio #aries #gemini #zodiac #virgo #taurus #pisces #cancer #leo #sagittarius #capricorn #aquarius #aesthetic

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since i have a ton of university work to do (and i’m already behind on it), i will only take on a couple at a time !!

if you have any questions that aren’t covered on here or you just don’t understand, don’t be afraid to ask. i feel like the information on this came out in a mean tone which i didn’t mean to.

CONTACTS; [email protected] http://dorton.tumblr.com/ https://twitter.com/dortonthed

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being the "homewrecker"

i became a partner to someone that was in an already established relationship.

To everyone on the outside im a "homewrecker", when their relationship began to break down it was perceived to be my fault. As a polyamorous couple, it is the nature of society to see us as wrong and because i was the most recent addition then anything wrong that happens there after is my fault.

But if it hadn't been me then it would have been someone else. I was not the problem in their relationship, that was deeper.

I usually don't worry myself about the opinions of others, but it's difficult when that person could be in your future for a long time. I'm sorry you loved their ex, i loved them too. I'm just a person, I'm not evil, I didn't steal her from them, she gave herself willingly to me and had love for us both. It's not our fault he chose to leave. So please don't take it out on me, that will make for an awkward Christmas dinner.

#polyamory #polyamourous #relationship trouble

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Manager: can u delete this from box i dont want it uploaded till we are sure

my lazy ass: -drags it into a different folder- done

Manager: oh shoot actually i needed to check them first

me:

#work #my lazy ass #life #funny #magic

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she says: be good

and i want to be

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im sat here 1am in bed, all the lights out, on my phone. The window is open and i can hear the wind rustling through the trees. The love of my life is sleeping next to me and im scratching the head of my fluffy cat who is also snoozing away. im happy.

#in case anyone wondered why i was gone #im living my life #work is full on #im going to the gym #and im playing a lot of table top rpgs #all while falling more and more in love with my gf #if life falls down the shitter I'll probably be back here to bitch