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Vapes now contain gps tracking technology

#totally true facts #that i just made up #vapes #vaping

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We do, in fact, talk about Bruno

#totally true facts #Encanto #Disney #Bruno

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did youknow capybaras hatch from tangerines and they re called capybabys pretty cool huh

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#totally true facts #reblog #archduke franz ferdinand #ww2 #world war 2

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Their names were Rasko and Bangoon Starr. They are his younger brothers. They live in miami florida.

There were 6 beatles but two of em stood behind ringo starr and matched his silhouette so perfectly they couldn't be seen from the audience so no one ever knew about them

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The classic new york catch phrase “the big apple” stems from a time when bog boys would use their orchards to satiate the gluttony of the rat hoards, until in 1897, they lured the hoards underground, by throwing a fucking wagons-worth (and horse) of apples into a cave, that is now the new york sewer-system

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Donald J. Trump, currently president of the United States, and known horse enthusiast, has been voted out of office, sad. Very sad.

He has not, as he has informed us, ever told a lie.

Which we know to be true, as he has told us it's true.

#donald trump #president #donald j Trump #maga #american presidential election #2020 election #joe biden #american president #totally true facts #i just made up

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At the Height of the American Revolution, it was 5'8".

#that's it #that's the joke #you're welcome #poor English #and a pun #good bye #totally true facts #i just made up

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Thank you, but also

Government mandated breast milk

#i got called out y'all #AGAIN #totally true facts #replies

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During the great clown massacre "honking your clown" was used as a sign of solidarity among CLWNs to unify the few who were left.

Many of them had escaped to Switzerland as refugees, as in most of the world the HONK movement, sought to eradicate all Clownified individuals.

I’m so mad that someone referred to masturbating as “honking your clown” like what the fuck I hate this website

#totally true facts #clowns #clownification #CLWN #honk movement #great clown massacre #i just made up

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The Melon War of 1762 is one of the most embarrassing wars in history, and as a result all parties involved unanimously decided to pretend it never happened after only 3.7 days of fighting.

#melon wars #totally true facts #submission

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This is by far the best addition to any of my posts. Thank you so much

Despite many finding them to be "dirty" or "filthy" animals, pigeons are among the cleanest of all the animals, never sweating, and washing their hands 2 to 3 times a day.

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I'd like to retract this formally true statement, since Elon Musk is a fucking scumbag and it's not fair to call ferrets (whomst are the goddess' noodly angels) scumbags.

This has been a totally true retraction. Thank you for your time.

Elon musk is actually 6 large ferrets in a coat.

#retraction #follow up post #elon musk #eat shit

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Now with the pandemic, Pigeons find themselves among the champions of trying to prevent the spread of Covid-19.

Encouraging others to wash thoroughly, whenever you touch new surfaces!

Pigeons are the backbone of this society.

Despite many finding them to be "dirty" or "filthy" animals, pigeons are among the cleanest of all the animals, never sweating, and washing their hands 2 to 3 times a day.

#this is really true #i have it from a first hand account #totally true facts #i just made up #pigeons #birds #covid virus #covid 19 #covidー19 #coronavirus #tw coronavirus #coronamemes #doves #rock doves #hand washing #follow up post

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I just need everyone to know I fucked up like ALL of the tags on this post.

Someone please get me a dictionary, or an assistant that can spell. Because. YIKES

"CaROWna" should be CoROWna since it's a pun. And corvid-18. But everything else is not wrong on purpose. I'm just that dumb y'all. I'm just that dumb. Rest in pepperoni.

Corvid-18 is a highly contagious pathogen that gives you feather like scales and long Sharp talons like a bird.

Early signs are that it induces a craving for carrion and shiny objects.

The rich are particularly at risk as their obsession with hoarding wealth blinds them to the secondary symptoms.

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These are all #totallytruefacts that have locally sourced for the enjoyment of our viewers at home

Government mandated breast milk

#i got called out y'all #they told me i could be anything #so i became a FUCKING LIAR #lol #totallytruefacts #i just made up

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Ubisoft's upcoming title, "Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Quarantine," is set to be based off of Pennsylvania Governor Tom Clancy's response to the COVID-19 outbreak

#corvid 19 #totally true facts #submission #bigbisonburger #tom clancy #tw coronavirus #quarantine