thesaltdragon

[thesaltdragon]

God fucking dammit why is he hot—

THE KING OF HEARTS IN DELTAFALLERS!~

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Art by Raylee Anne

#this ain't fair #he's supposed to be cold and ruthless #but he's just so babygirl #help

[thesaltdragon]

Pictures taken moments before disaster (Art by Raylee Anne, posted on @deltafallers)

#deltarune #deltafallers #jevil #spamton #deltarune meme #deltafallers meme #stupid meme lol

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The insatiable desire to write 6 chapters of a long abandoned fic at 2:30 am only to immediately pass out and wake up with even worse writer's block

#fanfic #fic struggles #insomnia #please i just want to sleep #and write #writeblr

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D&D Concept: a lich that runs a hospital

The party somehow finds out that the local hospital in a nearby town/city is run by a lich and they hurry over to investigate. They search the hospital top to bottom, talk to the nurses and patients, and search desperately to see if the lich is killing people under their care, but find nothing.

Turns out the lich is legit, and even offers all his patients an optional form if they want to give up their soul to the lich's phylactery if they die, kinda like an organ donor form. A surprising amount of people are chill with this, since it means the lich can keep providing exceptional care to others like they offered them.

#dnd #d&d #dnd lich #the lich is trying to create a panacea #that's why they became a lich #so they could have infinite time to research and experiment

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Tip for all Larcin mains, Larcin's second passive (if you uncloak an enemy, they drop their most valuable item,) works with tripwires. So you can set up a tripwire, and just wait for an agent to walk through. As they scramble to get away, you casually walk by and pick up your new VIP key card

UR GONNA MAKE ME WANNA PICK THE GAME (DECIEVE INC.) UP AGAIN......

GOOD!!

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So my cousin asked how I describe scenes so well in my writing, and I said "Oh it's easy, I just think in 3D" only to have him explain to me that he can't do that, and that no one else he knows can.

#do you guys think in three dimensions? #seriously #i can't be the only one #3D thinking #autism #actually autistic #actually adhd #autistic brain #neurodivergent

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Having both ADHD and autism feels like you're in a constant war with yourself.

Like,

ADHD: "Oh man am I bored! Let's go listen to loud music and watch YouTube videos while I play video games!!"

Autism: "Well I mean, you CAN, but you can only do it for 45 minutes before your head feels like it's going to explode."

And then you become bored again and the cycle continues

#adhd #adhd brain #autism #actually autistic #actually adhd #please lord I just want to play games #doesn't help when your favorite songs/artists are very overstimulating #my head hurts #neurodivergent #autistic brain #autistic burnout

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Some tropes are so incredibly overdone that it's hard to enjoy because it's the same damn thing over and over again, especially fantasy/Isekai romance. Like, come on, it's not hard to think of a small quirk about your story. For example:

1. A man is Isekai'd to another world, only to find himself in the body of a noblewoman. He then has to navigate how to explain being transgender to a bunch of middle age era people.

2. OT3s instead of love triangles. No offense to any fans of the trope, but I very much dislike love triangles. I feel it adds unnecessary drama, especially when dragged out throughout the whole damn story.

Another easy quirk you can do: subvert character tropes with small details. Example:

1. The short, wimpy, yet extremely good looking royal meets their new body guard that is shorter than them. Could lead to the royal underestimating the guard's capabilities only to be attacked and see the guard absolutely pummel the assaulters. TL;DR, normalize short peeps. Tol is fun, but smol is often overlooked.

2. Absolutely beautiful/handsome person falls for someone who's looks are average/below average. I'm kinda overdone with the whole, "unattractive person chases hot crush." Give me the other way around! "Hella popular person tries to go after the other, but the average person is in complete and utter denial and/or is telling themself that the aren't good enough for Mx. Model."

Am I ranting? Yes. Am I projecting? Also yes. Am I throwing these ideas out into the world in hopes someone will find this and make a story using these ideas? Most definitely not. /s

#writing #writeblr #writing ideas #please I need more of this #It feels like I've been eating vanilla ice cream for years #pls add some sprinkles or something

[thesaltdragon]

Alignment chart based on how easy it is to tell if your OCs are gay

#alignment chart #gay #oc alignment chart #have fun gays #cc alignment chart #lesbian #queer

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Some people are exposed while still in the closet. Some people sneak out on their tiptoes. I burst down the closet door, do a tactical roll over the side of my bed to gain cover, then peak above the mattress just in time to dome the two home intruders in my room with my sparkly trans-flag-painted sniper rifle.

#transgender #trans #trans pride #queer #lgbtq #i have a gun #and i WILL use it