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Sonic textposts part 3

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My original twitter thread of these  

#sonic the hedgehog

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someone with a major in literature and/or poetry tell me what's so poetic about this that it captivated me because i have no idea honestly

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A conclusion to the Pokemon Masters story "Pure Hearts and Rainbow Wings."

the result of listening to Trainer Lodge: Night too many times and finding too much wholesome Lance and Silver content

#AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA #DUDE LIKE IM ACTUALLY TEARING UP THIS IS SO GOOD #silver might not admit that he needs people to care but BUDDY does he want and need it. dad lance real #i love this so much oh my god #pokemon #pokemas #pokemon masters ex #rival silver #silver pokemon #champion lance

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haven't talked about this pantsy red headed dork in a hot minute so i made this outta boredom

#pokemon #yeah. yeah #rival silver #n harmonia #giovanni pokemon #champion lance #wally pokemon

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Dragon's Den family

#pokemon #rival silver #gym leader clair #champion lance #silver is the 3rd cousin which they recently unlocked lmao #<- yeah that's fair #two surprisingly friendly-looking dragons and then the most tired teenager known to mankind

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everyone shut up about emmet. pokemon legends z-a has potential to do the stupidest thing imaginable.

#pokemon #pokemon legends za #gym leader roark #roark pokemon #i swear if we don't get lumimose catacombs i'm gonna be so mad. it would be SUCH a cool setpiece #roark: i was literally JUST in the sinnoh underground why are there skulls everywhere??? when did this happen??? #roark: WHAT DO YOU MEAN I'M IN KALOS

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#kirby right back at ya #followed shortly by #tokyo mew mew

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Y'all, the world is sleeping on what NASA just pulled off with Voyager 1

The probe has been sending gibberish science data back to Earth, and scientists feared it was just the probe finally dying. You know, after working for 50 GODDAMN YEARS and LEAVING THE GODDAMN SOLAR SYSTEM and STILL CHURNING OUT GODDAMN DATA.

So they analyzed the gibberish and realized that in it was a total readout of EVERYTHING ON THE PROBE. Data, the programming, hardware specs and status, everything. They realized that one of the chips was malfunctioning.

So what do you do when your probe is 22 Billion km away and needs a fix? Why, you just REPROGRAM THAT ENTIRE GODDAMN THING. Told it to avoid the bad chip, store the data elsewhere.

Sent the new code on April 18th. Got a response on April 20th - yeah, it's so far away that it took that long just to transmit.

And the probe is working again.

From a programmer's perspective, that may be the most fucking impressive thing I have ever heard.

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"This character deserves better," I say, making things even worse for them.

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there is so much intimacy in creating something together

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Shocking how many people don’t know that hens lay non-fertilized eggs and think the yolk they’re eating is a baby chicken

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I hate the trope of "I refuse to hit women!! [Gets decked]" cause it's boring but I do like the trope of someone in an RPG going "hey I don't wanna hit a kid that's kinda fucked up" and the kid just obliterates them

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good sensations can sometimes be extreme, and i know i personally enjoy a good few of those, so i wanted to know which of these types of pain are the most commonly enjoyed :)

basically my question is. am i such a touch deprived weirdo that i'll enjoy fucked up sensations no one else likes or am i normal

#it's not really after a workout but sore muscles after doing physical labor (like gardening or helping with teardown at an event) feels good #like it's a sign i actually accomplished something #(spelunking gets the soreness too but that one isn't as enjoyable because i like having knees and rocks want to take them)

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Tim, [pointing his staff at the human traffickers]: YOU ARE OUTGUNNED

Jason, [hyping him up]: WHAT?

Tim: OUTMANNED!

Jason: WHAT?!

Tim: OUTNUMBERED OUTPLANNED

Jason: PAY YOUR FUCKING TAXES!

Tim: PUT YOUR GUNS DOWN ON MY COMMAND

Jason: HAND EM OVER!!

Tim: THIS IS HAMILTON MY RIGHT HAND MAN!

Jason, [getting his guns out]: PWO PWO PWO PWO PWO-

Goons: *shaking* what the FUCK are Batman feeding his partners--

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cuddling doesn't have to be romantic

cuddling can be platonic.

cuddle your friends

cuddle your friends

cuddle your friends

cuddle your friends

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theory: fortnite dancing is good for kids

reasoning: for a lot of kids exercise is boring. fortine dancing isnt

other reasoning: theyre fucking children and controversially i think fun should be allowed

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#a classic