the99thfanboy

[the99thfanboy]

If I lived in Gotham I would 100% believe Batman was a vampire until he joined the Justice League and actually did stuff during the day without Gotham smog blocking the sun.

#dc comics #batman #bruce wayne #gotham

[the99thfanboy]

Looking at the weights of DC characters makes me think these fuckers are made of feathers. I’m not gonna talk about the girls, because I’m not one and I don’t know how those bodies work. But my boys, dude, they’re small. Tall, but they weigh like nothing for the heights.

Jason’s only 225 lbs? He looks like a tank, but apparently I could pick him up like a bride.

Slade too? Bro, I could pick Deathstroke up like he’s a baby.

Clark is 235 lbs? Again, I could carry him around like a toddler.

#dc comics #jason todd #slade wilson #clark kent #body weight #character design

[the99thfanboy]

I don’t even ship it but it’s interesting

#rdr2 #red dead redemption 2 #star trek #batman #dc comics #etc

[the99thfanboy]

you're my missing piece

#micah and his belly #morbell #rdr2 #red dead redemption 2 #micah bell #arthur morgan

[the99thfanboy]

Hakoda teaching Sokka how to put on his face paint and a little Katara coming in all shy and asking if she can learn too.

Sokka opens his mouth and says something like “girls can’t wear war paint!”

Hakoda puts a hand on his son’s shoulder and gives him that fatherly look and a gentle lecture about girls being able to do what they like that makes Sokka cross his arms and pout.

Katara sticks her tongue out at her brother before she tries to follow Hakoda’s instructions and draw the right squiggles.

Sokka huffs and mutters “you’re doing it wrong” before he snatches the paint and does it himself.

Hakoda just smiles, watching his kids do each other’s paint. He chimes in to show them different symbols and colors with their respective meanings, but mostly the kids are just having fun.

Later, Bato has to help Hakoda wash all the paint off of the kids because it got everywhere and Gran-Gran will lecture the two men if she sees that mess.

#avatar the last airbender #atla #atla hakoda #atla sokka #atla bato #atla katara #sokka #hakoda #katara #southern water tribe #water tribe culture

[the99thfanboy]

Shut up. I’m thinking about Hakoda smiling when Bato points out that Sokka looks just like him.

#sokka #hakoda #atla bato #atla hakoda #atla sokka #atla #avatar the last airbender #southern water tribe

[the99thfanboy]

Sokka 100% tucked Zuko’s hair back so he could kiss his scarred cheek

zukka comm 🌊🔥🤍

#the cutest #avatar the last airbender #sokka x zuko #zukka #sokka #zuko

[the99thfanboy]

I really just don’t understand cis, allo, or het people at all anymore. I’m just… constantly confused.

#how’s it work tho #gender roles dude I dunno anymore

[the99thfanboy]

If I read a Zukka fic and it mentions Sokka using Zuko as a personal heater then it gets an instant kudos/like.

I don’t make the rules.

#sokka #zuko #zukka #avatar the last airbender #atla

[the99thfanboy]

RIP Micah Bell III you would have loved monster energy assault

#weekly shotgun challenge with Joe and Cleet #Joe lets him win #micah bell #rdr2 #red dead redemption 2

[the99thfanboy]

Alfred has picture of this. Jason’s face turned red when the old man showed everyone.

you know when you fake being asleep so your parents would carry you inside? yea jason was just a bit eepy

#jason todd #robin #robin ii #red hood #bruce wayne #batman #batfamily #batfam #batdad #dc comics

[the99thfanboy]

When Clark encounters Kryptonite and has a bit of time with limited or no powers Bruce turns up the sneak and takes every opportunity to jump scare him.

#bruce wayne #clark kent #dc comics #batman #the batman #superman #kal el

[the99thfanboy]

I love when people see the menacing figure of Batman, but they know him so they’re just like “oh, Bruce, hi.”

#bruce wayne #batman #the batman #dc comics #justice league

[the99thfanboy]

Yall think he took inspiration?

#I like to think they’re hand me downs #Hosea was on his way to getting another son but they didn’t have enough time #lenny summers #hosea matthews #red dead redemption 2 #rdr2

[the99thfanboy]

Ra’s is calling Bruce out at every turn

#ra’s al ghul #bruce wayne #batman #dc comics #character ai #c.ai

[the99thfanboy]

I love bears

#no business being that cute #look at him on the ground ready to cuddle #red dead redemption 2 #rdr2 #bill williamson

[the99thfanboy]

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#ponytail slade #deathstroke #slade wilson #dc comics #i just like the design for one #but also #give his shipmate something to tug on while they're getting fucked senseless