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WARNING!!!!

People, please be careful. There are also people tracking children and people and putting bids on them based on their profile pictures on whatsapp, tracking and kidnapping them. Especially young children, so please be cautious, especially parents who have their children as their profile pictures.

Please pass this on to everyone so that they are aware of the danger. I don’t how it is all around the world but I know it can’t just be here so please please spread the word. Thank you.

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Dick: I’m a nice person, but I’m about to start throwing rocks at people.

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Jason: What? I'm not aggressive!

Tim: Last Tuesday, you wacked me with a pair of crocs and stole my chocolate chips?

Jason: Survival of the fittest, bitch.

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Damian: I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.

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Bruce Wayne being a proud parent headcanons

Bruce is the type of dad to just endlessly and shamelessly brag about his kids to anyone who would listen. Be it during patrols, galas, PTA meetings, business meetings, hell even JL meetings. The man doesn’t care at all.

Bruce would have a stuffy wallet that’s just pictures of his babies doing wonderful things. There’s a picture of a tiny Jason with a big smile holding a blue ribbon with a A+ on it for winning the school’s spelling bee and right next to it is Damian with a sheepish expression and bright red cheeks, holding an art piece he did that got a 100 on.

Of course what’s in the wallet differs on what Bruce is doing. He’s not gonna pull out a picture of Cass’s recital as Batman, which leads to the rumor of the Batfam wearing their costumes 24/7. That makes them scarier than they were before.

In that wallet, there’s a photo of Dick as Robin smiling with two thumbs up while a goon lays unconscious, a picture of Robin!Tim trying to get a cat out of a tree, and a picture of Signal helping an old lady cross the street while Spoiler holds her groceries.

And of course if said kid is next to him, well expect to have 20 minutes of your time being spent by Bruce Wayne gushing about his little boy. While said “little boy” is like 6’5 and can easily tower over the both of you with a deep voice. And Bruce doesn't even notice (and if he does, he simply doesn't care) and continues with the conversation.

Damian is the most embarrassed by Bruce’s bragging, being unused to this much praise being expressed openly, while Jason and Dick relish in the praise Bruce gives them because Dick is a natural-born performer and Jason is the youngest child at heart who needs to have all of his Dad’s attention on him.

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batfamily twitter chaos

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[Jason is speaking on the phone]

Jason: Yeah, I’m with Tim.

Tim: I’m fucking dying-

Jason: Yep, he’s okay.

Tim: I have a knife in my chest!

Jason: No, he can’t talk right now. He’s sleeping, sorry.

Tim: I’M BLEEDING OUT.

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Dick: What’s two plus two?

Damian: Math.

Dick: …I will accept that answer.

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Dick: Butwhat about Wally? He was my SOULMATE!

Tim: You said that about a box of cereal once!

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Bruce, to the batkids: And remember, if I get harsh with you it is only because you’re doing it all wrong.

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Dick: I’m so happy two of my favourite people are getting along now.

Jason: Uh, Tim and Damian are not getting along.

Dick: They’re not trying to kill each other.

Jason: You may have a point.

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Jason: Okay, what does A stand for?

Damian: Arson.

Jason: Aw, you’re so good. Okay! B! What does B stand for?

Damian: Barson.

Tim: *Laughter*

Jason: What stands for C?

Damian: Commit arson.

Tim: Ooo.

Jason: D!

Damian: Don’t come near me, I’m going to commit arson.

Tim: *More laughter*

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Tim, slams down an absolute door stopper of a tone: I checked this out weeks ago for a bit of light reading.

Kon: This is light?!

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Dick: Hey Jaybird, I’ve got an idea for how to solve this.

Jason, pulling out a shotgun: Yeah?

Dick: Wh-No! That’s not the idea, Jason!

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Tim: We just ate. Why are you making pancakes?

Jason: For Damien’s pets.

Tim: Why are you making pancakes for the animals?

Jason: They don’t know how.

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when i say that i am obsessed with batman, im talking about his children

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Damian: Why don’t I like this person?

Dick: I don’t know. Maybe it’s because they keep stealing your thunder.

Damian: Maybe it’s because their name is “Drake”. Don’t you find that utterly ridiculous?

Dick: No.

Damian: That’s because your name is “Dick”.

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