#zoo footage

[life-on-our-planet]

The Patagonian mara is a large rodent, resembling a large jackrabbit and most closely related to capybaras and guinea pigs. They're monogamous until one partner dies, but generally breeding happens in large communal dens where care of young is occasionally shared. ©

#patagonian mara #patagonia #argentina #grasslands #zoo footage #(i'm tagging where the animal lives rather than where the zoo is? the zoo is in france tho ^^') #mammalia #rodentia #request

[all-the-fun-of-the-cirkus]

real "missing the thylacine" hours tonight

#what do i even tag this as #thylacine #i guess??? #that footage of them in the zoo is just... so strange to watch

[gogojetters]

Funky Fact! Ubercorn and Grandmaster Glitch share the same favourite sandwich toppings.

#go jetters #go jetter #geo-blogging #gogo-Jetters #gogo Jetters #ubercorn #grandmaster glitch #uberglitch #kyan #xuli #foz #lars #tala #gj #video #video clip #all video footage belongs to the bbc and blue zoo studio #Cbeebies

[therobotmonster]

Just a tortoise livin’ his best life in the Tulsa Zoo.

#Giant Tortoise #my footage #turtle #tortoise #tulsa zoo #posting to share

[bobauthorman]

Turtle used headbutt (Not mine)

#Turtle #live footage #headbutt #video #youtube #not mine #give comments on original page #zoo #Youtube

[blue-hat-graphics]

#Joe #Leicestershire #Reuters #zoos #BritishPathe #Twycross #Zoo #footage #newsreel #gorillas #Molly #British Pathe #chimpanzees #Badham

[everythingisterrible]

save the earth by doing karate kicks at the zoo!

#everythingisterrible #eit #vhs #found footage #reedit #eit kidz klub #wtf #weird tumblr #karate #zoo #animals #kids #kids music #weird #funny

[caseycassidy]

I saw people talking about possible changes, or things they maybe hope will change, with 911 moving to ABC and so I’ve been thinking about filler epiosdes and

I want a whole epiosde that starts out with the most cliche and/or ridiculous calls with everyone being just slight Weird and about halfway through it’s revealed they’re not real calls but what the kids tell their friends that their parents do for work

Just pls give me more filler episodes I miss them so much. Someone said a bottle episode at the firehouse and I’d lose my mind actually

#911 #an episode where Buck and Chris go to the zoo while the 118 do whatever and we just cut between #amazing and adorable zoo footage and then Chaos Calls

[lily-blade]

Why did someone just subscribe to me on YouTube. I haven’t uploaded in ages and all my videos are garbage.

#They've got a Gacha Life pfp so I'm fairly certain they're a real person #And I do mean my videos are garbage #All I've got is 6 videos not even 90 seconds long #Half of them are footage of animals at zoos or the park #Not really anything worth subscribing for #Especially since I haven't uploaded in 2 YEARS #talky talky

[izzy-b-hands]

Dakota Zoo Reopens After Flood by The Bismarck Tribune (2011)

#gif #my gifs #bismarck #north dakota #dakota zoo #added the year on this bc this is ten year old footage the zoo is currently to my knowledge doing well! #this was just some of the best I could find on yt that also included one of the old zoo trains i used to ride as a kid #it's a small zoo but we went all the time when I was a kid and I have a soft spot for it bc they work really hard #to make sure the animals are well looked after and that the zoo is always striving to improve

[life-on-our-planet]

Although the okapi is currently listed as endangered there are programs in zoos across the world dedicated to protecting and breeding them. ©ZSL

#okapi #zoo footage #zoological society of london #mammalia #artiodactyla #request

[antisolanum]

Seeing people on 4chan's /co/ board come up with way, way better comic premises then actual comics writers do is never going to not break my heart, they invented whole new depths to the character LiveWire that you'll never see in print or on screen but are vastly superior

#going to 4chan is like either visiting the zoo working at the zoo or living in the zoo because you are a monkey #I visit the zoo and watch the monkeys throw shit at each other #but i respect that some people see footage of monkeys throwing shit and decide zoos are not for them #but I like to go there and make positive assertions that make terrible people angry #saying 'trans rights' is like pouring a cup of water into a boiling vat of cooking oil #they shit and scream and piss while i laugh and clap

[drchucktingle]

we proved a lot of love this year. wish i had footage of everything but here are a few of my favorite moments of 2023 CAUGHT ON FILM that i threw the heck together. LOVE IS REAL

CANT WAIT FOR 2024 LETS TROT

song is 'morning zoo' by ratboys one of my favorite songs of the year

#love is real #tingleverse #chuck tingle

[heartfullofleeches]

Yan arena beasts/fighters + handler reader. Reader is an average human working at a zoo/shelters abducted and thrown into a life of caring for a galactic tyrant's playthings due to their experience with animals. Not an idea choice for the job, but with everyone who's had the job before being maimed, killed, or worse they were running out of options. Reader does the best with what they're given. They find solitude with the other captives to an extent and some of the more feral creatures remind them of stray cats and dogs they knew back home. They treat those who allow as those same poor creatures out of habit and to cope with their new life. Others are so aggressive they have to be blindfold and sedated to even get close. Reader still tries to comfort them despite the many scratches and bites they receive

A little mix up happens where a warrior meant to fight the big bad of the area had already been slain by the beast. With no alternative, reader gets sent out instead as sacrifice to appease the blood hungry masses. They cower in the corner as the beast's mask is removed, praying their battered body at least gets shipped home so they have a proper burial and their family has some clue to what happened to them. They cast their small dagger away still unable to defend themselves against what they only see as a frightened animal protecting its own skin. The beast lifts them off the ground like a ragdoll holding them high for the crowd to see as its fangs draw from its scarred lips - breaking the band around its wrist that would seal reader's victory.

The beast ties the rope around reader's neck as the announcer declares them victor by default. The crowd boos, but as the beast snaps the neck of one of the guards and throws the limb body into the arena their demands are met. Reader quakes from the sheer disbelief of the whole ordeal, and still being trapped in the beast's arms as it coos. It takes over a dozen guards to get them to separate the two. They try again with another beast reader has care for and the same thing happens. Watching the live footage closely it's clear to experts the skilled fighters allow themselves to get injured to be coddled and tended to by reader. When rations are given they try to feed reader a share of their meals. The number of casualties skyrocket when reader's taken away or new caretakers are introduced. The beasts demand their head pats and ear scratches for their winnings and they want it from one source alone.

-

The emperor is quite amused by this revelation. It perfectly masks his paranoia in the case of his pets rising against him for whatever reason and choosing the earthling as their new overlord which few have spoken of in whispers. He's torn between killing them to null his fears and befriending them to puppeteer his pets craftfully from the shadows. He decides on the latter since getting rid of them would only anger his pets. That and it would be so easy to trick the human with his charms. Few can resist the words and body of a king, after all.

"Y/n, darling, it's so good to see you! So glad you could make it. How have things been, hm?"

"I'd like to go home, please."

"Hahaha! Oh, you're so cute with your little jokes! You may enjoy your meal in due time, but I have a favor to ask of you from a friend to a king. In the case of I don't know - my pets slaughtering my entire legion and storming my castle walls to behead me and crown you ruler - would you pretty please ask them to - not do that?"

"That....sounds like it would be out of my hands."

"Right. Changing subject, you are aware I have been topless this whole conversation and my bed is right behind me. Why haven't you attempted to have your way with me by now? Not saying you could - but you can always try."

The emperor upgrades their room to one right next to his, but they hardly sleep there favoring their time caring for the others and because they'd rather stay there than see him in a state of undress on their mattress. The emperor mimics the cooing that gets wounded beasts extra smothering from their handler, but reader mostly ignores him. He grows jealous seeing them fast asleep in a cell kept warm by the body heat of the battle scarred creatures around them. He's been scarred by attempted assassinations in the past - why doesn't he get cuddles too? Combats this jealously by making a royal decree that reader has to sit with him during every battle and on his lap if they wish to stay out of his sight afterwards. Requests for reader's fredom and hand in marriage and when a champion is chosen are banned almost immediately.

#yandere imagines #yandere headcanons #yandere scenarios #yandere #yandere x reader #yandere x you #yandere blurb #yandere insert #yandere oc #yandere emperor #yandere harem

[m1ssunderstanding]

Understanding Lennon McCartney Rewatch Part 1.2

George: We don't have to keep [an image] up, we just remain ourselves. Don't we, Ringo? Ringo: well, we do, I mean, it's the other two we're worried about. It's a joke about John and Paul being bigheads, but a crazy person – definitely not me – could also see it other ways if they wanted to.

Paul talking about their mutual friend when asked how they met and John telling him not to complicate it. They're so married it's ridiculous. 

Always looking at each other with every single joke. 

He looks like he's in a lovely enclosure at the petting zoo. I've always been so confused by this footage. Can anyone tell me what the hell is going on?

I LOVE that we now know Paul was cast as Thisbe and John as Pyramus and then they switched. I'm actually dying to know how and why that happened though. My first instinct was “of course. Paul was scared he'd look too convincing as a woman, so John did it for him.” But no. Paul dressed as a woman at the cavern, wore ladies lingerie in Hamburg, and wanted to do a full drag show on TV in the early seventies. So why not Thisbe?

Why do you as a man randomly bring up the color of your friend's dick while staring lovingly into his eyes?

It must be noted. They had a wonderful time playing star-crossed lovers. 

The bickering pianos are so cute! And then John (prompting Paul): and John and I . . . Paul: oh I hate this. John: will probably carry on . . . Paul: we'll carry on songwriting . . . You just know Paul didn't hear the end of that one interview answer for a long long time. And it's because John just had to hear it over and over again.

Love the editing so that Paul smacks John's ass right as the symbols crash. 10/10 A+

This iconic moment. Poor George tally number 4.

Interviewer brings up marriage and John takes a shot like he wants to forget that the whole concept even exists. Literally poor Cynthia. And not even in an “lol her husband's gay” type of way. Just in a genuine “the way their relationship fell apart actually breaks my heart because she really did love him and in his way he loved her too but they were just so thoroughly incompatible” type of way. 

Paul: makes a stupid dad joke. John: giggles gleefully and kicks his feet

I have never seen someone so disappointed that they didn't need to lend their friend a pen. Paul had his hand in his pocket before John even asked the interviewer for a pen and when the interviewer gives him one, Paul literally hangs his head like he's just been cut from the school play. I just. The obsession is frankly cartoonish. But also, he just needs to be needed, you know? How many songs does he have which conflate being needed and being loved?

The juxtaposition of Paul and John elaborately messing with the interviewer (“yes John Lenard, that's me” and “actually it's done by mirrors.”) vs George's “I don't know” and “yeah.” it's actually kind of mean editing but whatever. It is ULM not UH. Someone should make that though.

Again, John. Calm down. He's not that funny. Just look at Jimmy. That's the normal person's reaction to that joke. John is half the reason Paul has such a big head honestly. 

Paul's answer to a question about the Beatles gaining a lot of adult fans is nice. Sometimes he shocks with a bit of wisdom. Sometimes his words don't get messed up at the point they hit his throat as he says. 

What the fuck? Okay so the interviewer asks Paul what he likes in a girl, right? I've always been too distracted by Paul saying he likes a sense of humor and John doing an obnoxious fake laugh in the background because John. It's embarrassing how obvious you are. Stop.

But I never noticed Paul actually says “people”. The interviewer asks about girls and he says he likes “people - er - girls” to have a sense of humor. Huh. Okay. 

So ULM was actually what made me a serious Beatles fan and this was the first moment where I had to pause it and verify to see if what I'd just read was actually true. It really is a doozy. 

How to flirt. A guide by Paul McCartney. Step one: get your crush’s attention. This should be extremely easy. Just gesture vaguely at something you're holding. He'll be interested. Step two: do something suggestive to a phallic object. Step three: that's it. You've got him. He'll do whatever you want.

The editing in this thing truly is brutal. Just the jump cuts from a question about Cynthia to John and Paul making each other laugh to girls screaming to John and Paul unnecessarily touching to girls passed out on the ground to John and Paul desperate for each other's attention to girls waving signs to John and Paul sharing weird eye contact to girls physically mobbing them to John and Paul beaming at each other to a question about Jane. It really does drive home the immense pressure of compulsory heterosexuality back then. 

Then a question that's obviously meant to poke a nerve and start some bad feelings. “Paul. Is John the leader of the Beatles?” Easily rebuffed with “no I'm not” and “there's no real leader”. I know I'm dramatic but really it's like every aspect of that society was against them you know? And they just kind of said "fuck you, we're crazy about each other."

Question: what do they think about when they're imprisoned in their hotel rooms? John: we don't think about one thing. *Whips head to look at Paul* well, some of us do. Oh and you know that how exactly? What, do you just have a printout of his every thought? Do you keep constant tabs on his dick?

Someone give me the heterosexual explanation of that moment when John very clearly and obviously checks out and appreciates Paul's ass as he and Ringo are pretending to be cowboys. Seriously. I'm at a loss here. 

Poor George tally number six? Seven? They're asked what they'll do if England reinstates the draft. John brings up Southern Ireland. George brings up Germany. Paul and John plan their joint escape to Southern Ireland as if George hadn't even spoken. 

The choice to play “Another Girl” over that quote of John's being like ‘Paul's actually much meaner than i am’ is great. Because that's seriously such a jerk song. I don't much like Jane, honestly, but fuck, she deserved so much better than Paul. He was such a douche.  

Literally all the song choices in this are phenomenal. “Hide Your Love Away” over the montage of 60s homophobia moments? It's so genius. Saying everything without saying anything. Letting the Beatles do the talking. 

The laugh track over the cartoon is honestly so sad. Nobody asked them if they were okay with being mocked like that and they never even made a dime off it. What would that have felt like to know that your being “too close” with your best friend was a running joke on TV?

“It's only love and that is all. Why should I feel the way I do?”

#paul mccartney #the beatles #john lennon #mclennon #ringo starr #george harrison

[endlingmusings]

Video footage of Sumatran rhinoceros "Delilah", granddaughter of the Cincinnati Zoo's "Emi" and "Ipuh", alongside her calf. The little male was born on November 25th, 2023, at the Sumatran Rhino Sanctuary in Way Kambas National Park. There are likely no more than 50 Sumatran rhinos left in the wild, and only 11 in captivity.

#Sumatran rhinoceros #Sumatran rhino #Conservation #Mammal #CR #Video #Live specimen #Captive #Upload #Delilah