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theangryhistoriananna · 1 year

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~500 Years Deep In My Villain Era~

A playlist to listen to as I lay on the floor and slowly come to accept that my favorite historical lady will only ever get regulated to ~bitter sister-in-law~ for all of eternity despite all the evidence to the opposite. RIP Jane Boleyn's reputation. At least they always make you hot.

Anti-Hero-Taylor Swift

Witch Hunt-Chandler Leighton, DEZI

Girl Like Me-Dove Cameron

Devil Is A Woman-Cloudy June

Bloody Mary-Lady Gaga

If I Had A Heart-Fever Ray

What’s A Girl To Do?-Bat For Lashes

Dream Girl Evil-Florence and the Machine

Yes Mom-Tessa Violet

Angry Woman-Ashe

Bubblegum Bitch-Marina

Menace-Mazie

Lucifer-Elle Lexxa

Same Old Energy-Kiki Rockwell

Terrible Things-April Smith and the Great Picture Show

Cross My Heart I Hope U Die-Meg Smith

The Fear-Lily Allen

Kiss or Kill-Stela Cole

Brutus-The Buttress

Bitch-Allie X

COPYCAT-Bllie Elish

Guts-Alex Winston

#Jane Parker #Jane Boleyn #Jane Rochford #This is just my life now #I will now unashamedly support all evil Jane Parkers #This is what yall did to me #I'm now gonna cheer her on every time she gleefully goes to Cromwell #with made up shit #and yall can't stop me #she's a sneaky bitter bitch?#good for her #go get your revenge girly #your hot so you deserve it #also most of these songs relate to specific -evil-Jane Parkers I've encountered #in historical fiction #and historical dramas #the real Jane is dead #long live the evil Jane Parker I guess #*chugs entire bottle of wine in her honor*

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tadfools · 4 months

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Everything reminds me of him

Oh and also I love my fellow fags

#baldur’s gate 3 #bg3 #baldur’s gate iii #astarion #astarion ancunin #ghoulhag I’m so sorry if you see this #and if anyone reads these tags you are contractually obligated to buy the next trans person you see a coffee or tea of their choosing #if you're trans and can see your reflection in your screen right now? You deserve a little treat go get yourself a hot cocoa #i love you very much

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elation-station · 11 months

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the town bisexuals are at your door it is time for you to pick a bride

#ngl lads i am not happy with this one lmfao #been going thru it so just a doodle #anyway so these are just design ideas #penny is this mousey little woman i see as actually kinda tallish but the kind of tall person who does everything to not appear so #maru is just hot tbh she my engineer wife #really tried something with her face and hope it doesnt look horrible #leah is tall as well and you know shes ripped under that shirt #she'll carry you over the threshold and paint your ceiling like the sistine chapel and dedicate it to you #i am not happyy with how haley came ouuttt she deserves better #like i couldve drawn her beautiful hair good but instead i just didnt. whatver #emily still the love of my life its been established #i cant see abigail as a romantic option ngl i perceive her as an impish quasi teenager who likes getting in trouble #i would be her parent figure and give her life advice and bring her to the mines to fight monsters together #anyway peace #sdv #stardew valley #abigail sdv #emily sdv #haley sdv #leah sdv #maru sdv #penny sdv #stardew valley bachelorettes #art by op

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sga-owns-my-soul · 2 months

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actually it's really offensive that i can't give rodney mckay a god complex

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voicesknowmyname · 2 years

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I find it very funny that (almost) all of the people complaining that the Obi-wan Kenobi series was bad, are a bunch of cis Star Wars dude bros that think they know more about the universe than George Lucas.

Meanwhile, the girls and the gays loved it, have showered Hayden and ewan with the compliments and praise that they deserve, and we’re already begging Disney for another season.

Edit: look at the bottom tags before you tell me George sold it to Disney and isn’t involved in Star Wars anymore lol you clearly didn’t understand what I said

#star wars #obi wan kenobi #hayden christensen #ewan mcgregor #disney #if one more person says Hayden looked too old as anakin…#no one looks the exact same 20 years later #he still looked hot #guarentee most of you won’t be as good looking as him when you’re that age #Moses Ingram deserves the world #her acting was so powerful #if reva was after me I’d be looking for a new galaxy #this series was amazing #little leia was the perfect mix of anakin and padme #she’s so young but such an amazing actress already #i need to see obi and ani in their clone wars armor #if you don’t agree you don’t need to tell me? idc about your opinion and mine shouldn’t bug you that much #some of you are just proving the point #no shit George Lucas had nothing to do with it #all it means is that some of you think you know more about the sw universe than the freaking CREATOR of the franchise #go write some fanfiction if you think you can do better #the incels are FURIOUS that the girls and gays loved it #i said what I said

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lunaticus · 4 months

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ok why didn't anybody tell me that the chapter where sanji finally defeats queen, realizing that he hasn't lost his heart, has one of the most insane usopp covers ever???

#read insane = hot #luna reads op #also im fucking devastated that sanji's body got altered after all #that's NOT what he deserves and that does NOT justify a power up #sanji already hates himself so much #there was absolutely no need to give him more reason to hate himself #oda wtf is wrong with you????#im really really mad about this #im gonna set your house in fire with hell memories #IM SO ANGRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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rainymoodlet · 8 months

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Kiss Me in Komorebi+ 🌸

[ A Coffee Break ]

Part 2 of 5 ☕️

#me: dan isn’t universally attractive also me: host will call him gorgeous #ts4 #ts4 screenshots #ts4 gameplay #ts4 challenge #ts4 bachelor challenge #;kmik #sim: daniel #||#ooooo he not happy :)#daniel: what do you MEAN they filmed that while cameras were there and i sat for makeup >:(#daniel’s never watched an episode of your dad’s garage #he’s never seen himself on film #he doesn’t like to see himself act because its like an ugly ugly forceful mirror #and the one downside to keeping yourself shut away from others #is that you know yourself better than anyone #and he can watch himself objectively and see just how ‘fair’ he’s trying to be #the takes here are HOT and NOT WRONG hdjdhfj #it’s about to get even more unrelenting and he deserves it so much dhdhd #so excited to bring this challenge back w dan SWINGIN #i love you all!! 🥰💕 bless you all for your patience and your continued support!!

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sincericida · 7 months

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ANDREW GARFIELD & FLORENCE PUGH

at the Valentino Womenswear Spring/Summer 2024 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on October 01, 2023 in Paris, France.

"We saw you from across the bar and really dig your vibe."

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carnivalcarriondiscarded · 10 months

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why is job hunting.

that's it that's the post

#this is both radicalizing me even more & absolutely harshing my mellow #why. do i need. to communicate with a 'virtual assistant'. to apply at hot fucking topic #you know? maybe i Dont need to apply there. who wants em #everywhere is like you need This This and This #oh look an entry level job! aaaand i need a thousand certifications #Excuse Me Where Do People Who Have Done Nothing With Their Life Thus Far Apply???#why do jobs exist. why cant we all just vibe huh #each application feels like a new death sentence #cant wait to work myself into the ground for a company that views me as nothing but an easily replaceable part! yeehaw!#cant wait to sacrifice my personal time / hobbies / wellbeing for a nine-to-five 5 days a week job i hate!#absolutely unprompted #this world we live in is miserable and infuriating and i want to SHAKE PEOPLE #fucking!! look outside!!! value yourself!! the company is not your family!! they are not worth dying for!! we are all worth so much more!!#gonna go out in the middle of a field and SCREAM #humans are made for art and kindness and for enjoying the short life we're forced into #why make an already doomed existence even worse huh.#why subject ourselves to that. we deserve better. our pasts deserve better. our futures deserve better.#sorry sorry im just. ARGH. this world!!! this life!!! could be so good!!!#but late stage capitalism rampant corruption among Many Other Issues said noooooooo #happiness is illeeegallllll #what if i BITE you. huh. what then. die #every time i sit down to apply i have to actively Not Think About It or i'll delete all my tabs and stop before i start #we as humans are not built for this life... we did not evolve proclivity for kindness and art just to stress ourselves to death #over silly jobs that do Not require the level of dedication we are forced to apply #abolish the 5 day 40+ hour work week... decrease the horrifying amount of funding given to cops and the military... etc...#i think i need to go lie down for a minute im feeling Too Much Anger at the absolute state of things #so happy to be an american. (sarcasm sarcasm sarcasm)

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strawhatboy · 1 year

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I have something worth protecting, too. | happy birthday mica! @princesskazuya 🥹✨��

#hi again and happy birthday! here's your guy: rei suwa (!!!!!!)#mica i love him so much you have no idea he looks like a sad wet cat i want him 🥺#ok i didn't really like this giftset tbh but I really wanted to do something related to him #because I love this concept that if you weren't blessed with a family that loves you you can build one that makes you feel loved and seen #and I think that's so important and powerful #well there's also the fact that he's ridiculously hot �� i mean 😏😏😏#anyway hope you like it <33 you are an angel and we are blessed to have you 🥺#lovely mutuals 💖#buddy daddies #rei suwa #kazuki kurusu #miri unasaka #they are so cute and deserve all the happiness in the world 🥺🥹

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laesas · 1 year

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Pathetic!Kimhan truthers rise up 💕

#baby-dom chay you are my confidante my best friend my silly rabbit.#for legal reasons this is a lightheated jokey post :')#but it is also what I do every time 💀#I dont know if its because it orders them Chay/Kim on ao3 so when the dom/sub tag is there im like OH MY GOD YES FINALLY LETS FUCKING GO #rare dom-sub variations my beloved #alas.................. people look at kim and think ''hot.'' instead of ''sopping wet pathetic little meow meow''#the power that d/s chay/kim has.#Kimhan 'needs to be in complete control' Theerapanyakul #utterly picked apart by Porchay 'broke down all of Kims careful defenses by accident' Kittisawadt #it just makes sense!!!!!#credit to tumblr user kinnbig for the meme #negative credit for being too much of a puthy to post it tho 🙏#that said my wife does have significantly more followers than me to be angy in the inbox and she does not want that smoke💀#I however needed this on my blog more than my peace and sanity #anyway sub!kim is my hill to die on #youre telling me you dont look at Kimhan Theerapanyakul and want him held down by the throat??#you think he doesnt deserve to be pinned to a wall???#thats like enrichment for him??? he loves it #its perfect. Kim finally doesnt have to be in control and Chay finally gets to!! its just such a neat exploration of trust!!#something something eroticising vulnerability after years of being forced to be stoic and invulnerable and emotionally cut off 💕#the fandom can barely handle sub!Kim so let me stay completely silent on my sub!Vegas thesis....... but like...... 👀#anyway!! babygirlify that man #put that man on his knees agenda 💕

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aralana765 · 2 years

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The Men: I’m so traumatized. Wtf. Vampires are real. I had to re-kill the love of my life. My life is forever altered. How do I move on? I’m having a breakdown.

Mina: *exists*

The Men: Life is precious. Evil can be vanquished. We are unstoppable. We can kill an ancient evil, np. Love is real and good. I love all of you. I would kill and die for every one of you. I’ve never felt more alive.

#dracula daily #mina harker #god I love this #these boys are mostly just bumbling along and she’s like ‘idk maybe you should organize your notes? maybe we should have a timeline? have #you considered the evil vamp is your neighbor? anyway my amazing husband is already working so you’d best get started too #hop to it everyone’#just gets these guys right into work on the hunt and on their grief #like I know how the plot basically goes from here BUT consider: modern au where Mina comes in and sees the hot mess of these boys and fully #takes over the hunt from Van helsing #she becomes the man in the chair basically and uses Van helsing as a resource while leading everyone else as their eye in the sky since #she’s the only one with the brain cells rn #LET HER LEAD THE CHARGE AND GET VENGEANCE FOR HER BEST FRIEND AND HER HUSBAND!!! SHE DESERVES IT!!!

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though-you-try · 2 years

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