#every day i have no questions as to why comte stans jeanne so hard

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Arthur, pretending to play doctor: I diagnose you with D I E.

Jeanne: Finally.

#ikevamp #ikemen vampire #ikevamp arthur #ikevamp jeanne #ikevamp jean #ikevamp incorrect quotes #i love how i found this with a singular tag from way back when #which was: 'BBY N O' #and it has aged perfectly #i too believe my boy does not deserve this #every day i have no questions as to why comte stans jeanne so hard #swear i read one of his event stories and im like clutching my phone and sobbing #let it be known jeanne is the Only Man Ever #he is pure and good and baby your honor #the urge to cover him with a warm blankie and make him a cup of hot cocoa when he has nightmares #listen i understand i'm comte's wife but that also means im jeanne's mom and i can't be stopped #he w i l l be doted on and he will be assimilated #i will also be confiscating that stethoscope from arthur because #!!!!!!! no bringing up death around jeanne!!!!! he's traumatized sir!!!!!!!! #i will say though i do laugh sometimes when napoleon goes dark in his route and jeannes like 'bro you good?' #like jeanne i love you sm but im really not sure you are in a position to ask that question rn #😭🤣