Darryl is that guy who made bad Taylor Swift jokes and shit on her music until his gf (Becky) sat him down and had him actually listen to her and explain why she's rerealsing her songs, now he listens to Taylor all the time and defends her to his friends and online <3
The "Dessert with Raikou" ask just gave me the mental image of Raikou giving you your favorite dessert before giving you the best head while you enjoy said dessert. Thank you for that~
leon rubs his eyes open and looks over to the side of his bed. estella is still sleeping. she’s pretty, and she’s unbelievable giving head. just thinking about last night feels like a dream. after they fucked, the man sat on his desk to polish a demo. he ended up getting just four hours of sleep. leon gets up from the bed and goes to the bathroom to pee. he brushes his teeth and checks himself out in the mirror. he’s shirtless. looking good, man. walking back into his room, he climbs up on the bed and hovers over the girl, a leg on each side of her body. “morning,” he grins softly and kisses her cheek. he then proceeds to trail down to her neck. “you got time?”
Toulouse was in a positively cheerful mood when Belle and Hades got home with the twins. It was a busy evening, wrangling all the children and getting dinner started. He did it all happily, though. Minding the children, whilst Hades and Belle cooked. And when all was said and done and they were sitting around the table, he couldn’t contain himself anymore.
“I have news,” he told them with a smile. “My father has finally cleared my papers. I am no longer barred from France.”
Belle looked up and smiled. “Oh, Toulouse. That’s wonderful!” she told him, her face alight with genuine excitement.
Toulouse grinned back at her, a smile he rarely allowed. All crooked and unabashed.
it's time for my yearly chanukah merchandise ratings! how are there always so many to choose from. as always, this year is a doozy and I am as bitter as ever lmao
this was quite literally labeled "hanukkah cone tree." gee I wonder which winter holiday is The One With The Trees. surely it's the jewish one with all the fire. let's make it blue and white just in case. 4/10 there is no excuse for this
why are the chairs so far apart. why is there nobody there. why are there so many grapes. what even are those green things. why is there soup. will the mysteries never cease. 7/10 purely because it's pretty
I for one welcome our jewish alien cousins. not sure what this has to do with chanukah but I want to hear about jewish life on mars so 8/10 friends come in out of the cold and have a latke with me
the more I looked at this, the worse it got. there's a literal christmas tree and tinsel but oh it's got blue lights so it's fine. and as we all know, children regularly hold fully lit candle menorahs with mittens while going door to door during a snowstorm. I guess who are we to stifle a child's latent desire for arson. 5/10 somebody save that poor dying kitten
this poor magen dovid is being forcefully converted to christianity and we need to help it. quick somebody put this on a sufganiyot stack. 4/10 we all know the intended target audience isn't interfaith families okay
do I even have to say it. please just. just stop. get One (1) Jew to weigh on your hanukkah products, I beg you. -392928373/10 walmart owes me a personal apology for making me see this with my own two eyeballs
I spent a full five minutes staring at this shirt desperately trying to make it make sense. I shouldn't have bothered. it's worse than the hebrew could ever be. 2/10 amposzu zusach mezchamal to you too
congratulations, once again you wrote gibberish. this says nothing. it's not chanukah, it's not happy holidays, it's nothing. the letters on the dreidel are an ACRONYM people! there's an order! 3/10 it's antisemitic that this has over 4,000 sales (thank you @quartzfox for sending this to me. now you all have to see it too.)
now these are CUTE. and the dreidel letters are in the correct order too, which is unfortunately impressive. 10/10 no notes, it has cats, would wear
Wilbur: Yeah, I'm- I'm- I'm glad that I've actually done something right, Phil. Normally- normally on SMPs I'm- I'm always a bit of a- you know, a bit of a- a bit of a- a bit of a um, what's the word... uh... what's the word for like a-