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macabrecake · 2 years

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>:) you're texting with Leon while he's out of the house (maybe errands or had to go to a meeting) and you accidentally text him "i wanna fuck" instead of "i wanna duck" and he replies "I'll be home in ten, be ready for me" JABSJWWIE BUT YALL ARE ROOMIES 👀👀👀

HAHAHHAHAHA BET THAT'S FUCKING GENIUS 👏😭

It was a simple misspell you swear to God, you were merely too excited to tell your roommate Leon about how there's a store nearby that's selling ducks. Which was something you've always dreamed of having. You couldn't wait until he got home to tell him so you texted him instead.

But you were just ONE letter off.

You actually screamed a little when you witnessed your mistake too late. Watching in horror as it went from sent, to delivered...

And then read.

Please just let the ground swallow you up right now, if this is the universe's way of playing a joke you're not amused in the slightest. Your heart sinks when you see the three dots. He's typing.

Your fingers work quickly, trying to explain you didn't mean to say that. Only to nearly choke on air at the response he sends back.

"I'll be home in ten, be ready for me."

Deadass...? Is something you would say but you're too busy trying to climb out of your shocked stupor. Mouth hanging open slightly while rereading the message once, twice, ten more times. Is he for real? It's hard to read tone in text. You won't lie at all when you say you had the hots for your roomie for a good long while now, which you always kept to yourself since you never knew if he felt the same way or not. Leon Scott Kennedy was drop dead handsome- sterling blue eyes framed by shiny golden hair that appears so soft to the touch, his voice deep and smooth like the finest whiskey he drinks.

And you just know he's fucking huge.

You don't say anything, instead opting to simply set your phone down and 'get ready' just to see if that's really where your evening is going to go very soon. So you didn't get a duck but...

Mission failed successfully.

#on god I was laughing so hard as I was typing this #lyn i love your brain 💕#leon kennedy #resident evil #re6 leon #cause I'm still a hoe for him #resident evil 6 #leon kennedy x reader #leon kennedy x you #nsfw???#you're not getting a duck #but leon is definitely getting a pussy #cat

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originalartblog · 1 year

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they're experiencing issues over at the Armed Detective Agency

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polisena-art · 1 year

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I’m jumping in to submit a request! I love it when people draw one of the caballeros cooking. I think they all have their strengths and weaknesses. Personally I feel like Panchito is a dream in the kitchen. Part of me wants to make a joke about Donald burning water but he can probably at least make a good fucking sandwich. Zé…. Man I have no idea. He is a mystery to me.

I ended up rambling about headcanons OTL but! I’d love to see you draw a cab of your choice cooking or something like that!

OK SO,, Zé has been shown cooking in his comics and apparently he's pretty decent at it (his nephews do like his food) but, as everything in those comics, it all depends if it's gonna be relevant to the plot.

José might not be a chef but I'm sure he can make the Brazilian classics like rice and beans, strogonoff (the Brazilian remix), pasta with sausages, farofa de ovo, canja, bake a cake AND OF COURSE he can work a grill for churrasquinho of whatever mystery meat he can put his hands on. He doesn't do much cooking because it's "ARGH... work", but for his nephews and when it comes to showing his friends what Rio's cuisine is like, he will do it. Also, I think if he's feeling truly inspired and has people helping him, he can make a traditional feijoada, just... don't criticize it. like, EVER.

Traditional Feijoada is supposed to be rich, it's not supposed to be spicy/hot!

#the three caballeros #donald duck #panchito pistoles #josé carioca #ducktales #duckverse #requests #I think Panchito's pepper obsession would get on José's nerve at some point but only if it's abt his cooking #“YOU'RE NOT TASTING ANYTHING I DID !! STOP PUTTING HOT SAUCE ON EVERYTHING”#Brazilians are very protective of their cooking and extremely passive agressive you have no idea #you sly dog you got me monologuing #polisenaart #brartist #brazilian artists #ask #zerotwo

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robo-dino-puppies · 10 months

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✨Muriel✨

on geese:

on being a Human Police Officer:

on tea:

on humans in love:

on books:

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effen-draws · 2 years

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Various dhmis doodles I've made over the last few weeks! Because unfortunately for everyone else in my life I'm becoming increasingly obsessed with this silly show!

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aduckwithears · 8 months

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The way Aziraphale asks Crawley to look him in the eye... but can't quite maintain that eye contact.

Little things to love about Good Omens S2 (18/?) - Masterpost

#aziraphale you're doing it again #eyes up here!#little things #the job minisode #crawley #aziraphale #bildad the shuhite #bildad #i was gonna post this on shuhite Sunday but didn't get to it #sorry!#a companion to owls #a duck talks #a duck gifs #crowley #ineffable husbands

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chill-vibes-but-rainbow-panic · 3 months

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I love characters not being able to tell they're being deceived by a shapeshifter!

Love the audience not being able to tell they're being deceived by a shapeshifter!!!

#Don't get me wrong; zero shade towards my shapeshifters who are very 'obviously' shifters (Jake; Amethyst; etc.)#But smth about those where you realistically *couldn't tell* you're dealing with a copycat just hit different for me #Of course they tend to have obvious visual e.g. tells for the audience; but those often either don't exist within canon or I can ignore #And when even *we* can't tell? Even better!#Also Spy counts as an honourary shifter. Because what is shapeshifting but making a disguise out of your flesh and blood?#If you can't shapeshift naturally; store-bought is fine #In hindsight I think that's two words but I am not rediting the image so I'm spelling it like that in my own tags too #shape shifter #my little pony friendship is magic #changeling #thorax #darkwing duck #camille chameleon #team fortress 2 #tf2 spy #pokemon #ditto

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bunnieswithknives · 1 year

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I don’t remember if I ever properly established this, but Red does actually help out a bit while he’s alive. It uh, doesn’t last.

Continuation of this

#dhmis #don't hug me i'm scared #two of us AU #two of us!David #two of us!Red #two of us!Duck #art #digital art #comic #Sorry if this is bad lol I spent forever on it and now I'm tired #there was a part of the exchange I had to cut cus it was getting to long but I still really like #right after red said 'so you're just going to kill someone everytime you need a new puppet?'#'for the last time I haven't killed anybody!'#'fine. KIDNAPPING. Thats not better!'#'it is a little better'#'DAVID'

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icewindandboringhorror · 5 months

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Some (late) holiday photos of the boye~!

#cats #holiday #OUGHH....... barely could even get these edited and posted... my mysterious sickness flare up has been sooo bad the past few #days.. I didn't even go to the usual obligatory family christmas I was supposed to attend (!!! health issue/medical mention in tags below)#My stomach issues basically put me in a constant state of uncontrollable shivering/body shaking + nausea + sometimes rapid heart #rate. and when it happens at night that makes it like.. nearly impossible to sleep when you're violently shaking + you can feel your heart #so strong + you keep having to run to the bathroom every 5 minute to cough and gag #and throw up and so on and so forth. etc. So I went like 40 hours without any sleep almost for christmas eve and all of christmas day #last night I finally got maybe 2 hours of sleep in between the nausea and shaking and stuff. and then today I was able to get a few #hours of sleep in the afternoon. Today I tried taking an anxiety mediciation a doctor gave me in case it was anxiety related (it's apparent #ly used to relax people and works in the moment. rather than like Anxiety Mediciation that you have to take for weeks to see any effect #because I think this isn't actually acting on your brain chemistry it's judt like..a mild sedative or something.) but all that did was make #me dizzy and sweaty lol. I;m glad I slept a little but I'm just still frustrated that I don't feel normal. I started having these #'episodes' (with the stomach issues + shaking + heartrate + nausea etc.) like at the end of october. And usually it will happen for like a #few hours at a time. or i'll lose sleep one day and then be fine the next. but this has been like nearly 3 days of feeling weird. so is #getting kind of annoying... It's funny too because I was so so productive like.. literally the few days before. I was feeling much better #and I was working on my game and blah blah. But then.. random issue flare up out of nowhere of course.. yaayy.... happy holidays to meee lo #I did at least see two random ducks outside of my window in the yard area for christmas. and havent seen them since. So it's like.. hrmm..#pacing around my room nauseous and shakings and etc. but at least... hello.. two little ducks placed there just for me :3c #Now I get anxiety every night which I'm sure doesn't help/could exacerbate whatever underlying genuinely physical issues exist. But after #like 2 nights of 'I spend the night sleepless and incredibly uncomfortable just sitting in the dark sick' then bedtime is like.. dread...#I even was trying slapping myself in the face in desperation to see if somehow that could shock my body out of whatever the hell it was #doing lol.. up at 3am holding ice cubes in my hand and hitting myself in the head and crying from exhaustion and thowing up.. literally #ridiculous cartoon character feeling... AAANYWAY!!! At least I have baby boy pictures. and I have lots of doctors appointments so hopefully #whatever the issue is can be sorted out at some point. I don't know much about ibs but hopefully maybe something like that that I could pos #ibly take medication for and not something more seirous or anything. Maybe there's a food I'm secretly intolerant to or whatever.#And I did at least post a sims holday video actually timed for the holidays so that's something. I havent been productive really latrely #though obviously.. I can't even play games or small tasks when in that state since I'm just SO physically uncomfortable. Nausea and heart #stuff are THE hardest physical sensations to ignore.. BUT yeah... hoping I shall sleep at all tonight. hopeing to get like 3 productive #things done.. at some point... at least SOMETHING... lol..... *** *** ***

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ex-textura · 3 months

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Presidential Alert: THE BOYS ARE FLIRTIINNNNNNNG

#izzy baby you're a wizard too #you're both sitting ducks out here #get quacking #bg3 #gale dekarios #gale of waterdeep #my ocs #oc: ilztaufein

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ssaalexblake · 2 months

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dw is a mid kid's sci-fi tv show and it's quality level has been mostly entirely consistent (mid, basically, with the occasional very good episode to balance out with crimes against humanity it sometimes produces) the whole reboot, and anybody acting like the Only thing going into peoples opinions of the characters are writing preferences are either Deeply naive or are trying to hide something they know people will not take kindly to.

#dw shit #but look. If you seriously think the one Single doctor without depth is 13 then that is a You having a woman issue. it just is.#there's lots of it #there's thousands upon thousands of words of meta about her and her characters online #as there is for Every Other Doctor #because they All have depth #if you fail to see it the one time you're Not presented with a dude that's not my problem #nor am i gonna hold any hands #i'm not trying to convince you of anything i'm not your mother #but sometimes a duck is just a duck and I will call it a duck #this isn't about Liking the story it's about having a brain not cooked in misogyny to even See it #to start with (you failed the challenge)#kinda hoping the large number of people living up rtd's ass will save gatwa from some of this treatment but i'm not holding my breath #'but I personally would never!' okay but... what about all your buddies??? what about everybody else?? if you're distancing yourself from #Those Bad People you are admitting they exist and there was no point getting pissed at me for pointing out they exist #the lady (gender neutral) doth protest too much #look i don't like Rose much (the og) but you can Bet i've seen some Questionable takes on why she's bad and i'll call them that #the classism and the sexism and the noxious fumes #you can just. Admit that. Even about characters you dislike lol pls

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crossovershipstournament · 10 months

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FINALS: Max Goof (Disney)/Yakko Warner (Animaniacs) VS Huey Duck (Ducktales 2017)/Wakko Warner (Animaniacs)

Propaganda for Max Goof/Yakko Warner:

I just like them. I think its cute. Romeo and juliet vibes because theyre from different studios, Disney vs warner brothers. They're both funny, dorky guys, and they bring out the best in each other. Plus only child vs overworked older child turned parent is a really good dynamic too.

YAX SWEEP

#YAX SWEEEEEEEEP!!!!!!

#yakko x max opened my third eye #this needs to be a thing

Cameo of Max's VA expressing approval of the ship~!

#YAX SWEEP #LETS GOOO

#yax propagandists ASSEMBLE

#yax sweep #they deserve it

Ok I keep forgetting to submit my own Yax propoganga but I have put so much thought into them.

They have the same sense of humor, we literally see them tell almost identical jokes. They’re both such dramatic showoffs and they both are schemers, they're both the brains of their group (friends v family)

They’re complimentary.

They’re foils.

Beause Yakko isn’t as open with his emotions, he’s more sarcasti. But Max has been truthful about what he feels since Goof Troop. It's there on the surface and he communicates and understands in ways that would be SO good for Yakko. They're two sides of the same coin. They are opposites but they support each others weaknesses. Yakko wants so badly to make people laugh, and it’s so important to him to do so. His self worth is connected to it, but Max doesn’t like his laugh and suppresses it. It practically writes itself. So yeah, there’s all the fun WB/Disney forbidden lovers, but it works off a dynamic that would already work really well. That's why I like them so much

YAX!!!! COME ON GUYS!!!!!! What is love if not filling the other person in smiles and laughter? What is love if not being the best of friends first, the perfect duo. Partners in crime that egg each other on!!! Yakko and Max deserve a kind ending, vite yax!!!!!!! Also, through Who Framed Roger Rabbit, Yakko and Max exist within the same universe. They're so close. It's not a stretch to see them interact and understand each other. They deserve this!!!!!!!!!!!

YAX SWEEP! COME ON LETS GO

#we need the brother battle! #animaniacs #yax

Go vote for Yax I am begging yall. Two snarky teenage boys who care so much about what other people think about them, finding acceptance and joy in their shared humor, and new family in the people their companies warned them about?

Like, from Dot and Wakko's side, moving away from Yakko and his boyfriend for a moment.

Dot and Wakko need someone to be friends with outside of themselves. They need familiarity and kindness.

Who better to open the Warner's to a kinder life, than a toon from a company all about the power of familial and romantic love? The themes that surround Max and Goofy, as well as many other Disney's, are exactly the kind of thing that those kids need the most.

Yakko being happy is a the first part, but having the Warners brought into the family by Goofy Goof, the man with so much understanding and love to give, who GETS kids, and has always let Max be a kid and help him through it, his appearance through Yakko amd Max knowing each other gives the Warners a positive adult figure in their lives who will be there to support them instead of criticize them for being "too much".

Yax isn't JUST about Yakko and Max, it's about the connections these kids make that starts with the eldest opening himself up. It's about learning the world around them isn't just filled with people who want them locked up.

The world is also filled with people who embrace their weirdness and energy, and who will guide them. Even if you just like yax as friends, you have to see the potential there is for all of them

The Warners and the Goofs, to have lives grow richer.

And more, with them being from seperate companies, their worldview would be able to grow to incorporate new ideas and thoughts. The Warners aren't very open with their emotions, so a father son duo who have always been open and communicative would be able to show them the benefits of doing so themselves.

Plus, watching the Warner Siblings wreak havoc with a smile, hurting no innocents, would be exactly the type of thing to make Max smile.

He could help do smaller damage control if need be as well, he's been accounting for his and his Dad's Goof Luck since he was born, and for the fallout of his own insane schemes. Adding in the brilliant and mischievous mind of Max Goof to the minds of our puppy children trio is golden.

They deserve each other, deserve kindness and acceptance. ALL of these kids do. And every single one of them get that through Yax.

#they mean everything to me #and if they make it to the finals i will cry literal tears #GO VOTE FOR YAX ‼️‼️

#YAX SWEEP LETS GOOO

#COME ON YAXXERS!!! #VOTE FOR YAX!!!

#GO VOTE FOR YAX ‼️‼️ #LET'S GOOO #YAX SWEEEEEEPPP

votee for the yaaaaxxxx

#CMON GUYS VOTE YAX #YAX SWEEP

#yax nation needs to win #go vote!

Propaganda for Huey Duck/Wakko Warner:

Huey and Wakko are classic opposite attrack characters, while also touches of "you're drawn to people who remind you of your family" thrown in. They're both very autistic coded characters (because their shows are cowards and refuse to say the word) but in opposite ways. Wakko is very outside of the norm where as Huey holds himself to a strict set of rules. While Huey adds a bit of routine to Wakko's life, Wakko encourages Huey to cut back, go outside of his comfort zone at his own pace and also relax a little. Wakko reminds Huey of both his siblings, excitable and dramatic like Dewey, and laid back (compared to his siblings) and mischevious like Louie, where as Huey reminds Wakko of his own siblings. A bit more uptight and bratty like Dot, and intelligent and encouraging like Yakko. They also bring out different sides of each other, Wakko can be gross and messy and Huey somehow finds it charming, and Huey can help Wakko see that he's intelligent and creative in his own ways rather than being outshined by his own siblings. They both also have anger issues, and Wakko would be great at helping Huey to feel his anger rather than always keeping it hidden away. He makes Huey feel seen and heard and taken care of because Huey doesn't have to be the Older BrotherTM around Wakko. Basically just opposites attract autistic kids who help each other come into one another.

#yall need to vote for my baby angels #wakko/huey sweep #please #they deserve it #their shows treated them awfully

#MY BABIES VOTE WAKKO/HUEY YOU LEGALLY HAVE TO ITS MY BIRTHDAY

#HUEY WAKKO SWEEP YOU LITERALLY HAVE TO VOTE THE BABIES

VOTE HUEY/WAKKO PLS PLS PLS MY DARLINGS MY BABIES MY LIL GUYS

ALSO IF WAKKO AND HUEY WIN THEYLL GO UP AFAINST YAKKO AND MAX WHICH IS VERY FUNNY

And if they win I’ll release never before seem Huey/Wakko art that I’ve drawn

#CMON GUYSSSSS #WE CAN DO THIS#HUEKKO SWEEP #WE STILL HAVE 2 HOURS #we need the brothers to battle

Please vote for Wakko/Huey! They need each other to help balance each other out and to grow as people! They are so cute together.

(Also want to see a brother vs brother to figure out who has the most heartwarming relationship,but that's secondary to this)

#hey if you guys love me you'll vote for wakko and huey thanks

#VOTE HUEKKO #WE NEED THE BROTHERS TO BATTLE

#if u vote Wakko/Huey I will draw whatever request you want this is my promise to you

Art Credit: Max/Yakko art by @/doodle-poofes Huey/Wakko art by @/justadoll and @/krillconnessieur

#Crossover Ships Tournament #Poll Tournament #Huey Duck #Ducktales #Ducktales 2017 #Wakko Warner #Animaniacs #Max Goof #Goof Troop #A Goofy Movie #Yakko Warner #YOU GUYS ASKED FOR A BROTHER FIGHT FOR THE FINALE #WELL YOU'RE GETTING ONE~!

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blinkpen · 9 months

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do not accept that snack

#mog art #doodles #demersa #lamarr #calex v2 #necrin #dem that's a terrible analogy anyway you have proven capable of babe ruthing a 6 ft android into a billboard a kilometer away #this is why you're edgelord cassandra #lam: he is not a cannibal for goodness sakes that's absurd. admittedly the meat thing is getting weird but i'm a vegetarian #lam: of course that's going to weird me out regardless. my ambient anxiety doesn't mean it's freshly butchered people #lamarr: now excuse me i am going to sternly lecture him for getting too into his stage persona and it will go great #(it does not go great)#(dem is doing the i told you so dance. she doesn't look happy about it but her movement causes her to just barely duck an axe swing)

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cinnamon-phrog · 2 months

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Me and the bad bitch I pulled by being autistic [this can be seen both ways sdfgffdsdfg]

Later that day

Writing says 'using tweezers', he fell in a bush trying to get her flowers <33

[Text says: DNI if you’re proship/comship/dhmis gatekeeper, I see Yellow as an adult personally. I don’t mind other peoples’ headcanons as long as you’re respectful to people who have different interpretations.]

#🎨🌻#selfship #selfshipper #selfshipping #fictional other #f/o #s/i x canon #canon x s/i #self insert x canon #canon x self insert #dhmis #don't hug me i'm scared #dont hug me im scared #putting my selfship stuff back into the dhmis tag after getting too scared to after a few weird interactions #the 'me and the bad bitch a pulled by being autistic' line might remind you of that weird ableism discourse that goes around ever so often #i see yellow as autistic but i don't think he is canonically and anyone who says you're infantilising him for hc'ing him as a kid-#even though i see him as an adult myself that reasoning always upset me so dw not all of us think that way it's just sadly somehow common.#is wrong. see him how you wish just don't be pushy about it and that goes for both types of people #i've got drawings of red and duck too that i plan to post today >;3 maybe tomorrow idk

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fella-lovin-fella · 3 days

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my therapist understands my soup trauma 😭

#i told her #'okay i need to tell an adult about thi #this*#i know i am an adult but i didn't get to tell any adults back then'#and i told her and she was so caring and understanding and angry for me #and she understood the pain and grief i still have #and she said 'im adult aged compared to you' which made me laugh #i know it sounds stupid #buty stupid traumas are exactly why i believe people with 'stupid' traumas #like if you're traumatized by rubber ducks and the squeak sends you into a panic attack #i believe you and i'll put mine in a cupboard while you're over #idk why that was my example but ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯#it proves my point i think #not mlm #dantes talking again #ptsd #healing

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rednevalbones · 24 days

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I'm just gonna leave this here

#what if we were rival duck billionaires but you also looked like my loving but absent dad #omg john find someone else to get validation from #like lusky - he already thinks you're great!#john d. rockerduck #howard rockerduck #flintheart glomgold #scrooge mcduck

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