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mezz-merizing · 10 months
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breaking news: jackbox party pack 10 sales soar among demographic "weirdo puppygirls, 18-25", reasons why still unclear
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ghostlyboys · 15 days
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Oh.. oh no, please
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You can't take Wrecker and Hunter from us
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eglee · 2 months
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Spoilers for The Prisoner’s Throne
At the mention of his name, Leander capers over. “I’m bored and you’re bored,” he says. “Play with me?” It’s half request, half demand.
Cardan touches the top of the child’s head, brushing back his dark coppery hair. “Not now, imp. We have many dull adult things to do.”
Oak wonders if Cardan sees Locke in the boy. Wonders if he sees the child he and Jude do not—and will not anytime soon, it seems—have.
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antichrists-plus1 · 6 months
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CROSSOVER OF THE CENTURY WHAT
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anoxthon · 13 days
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WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU GIVE THE MACHINES MOMMY ISSUES
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bloodpen-to-paper · 6 months
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biting and scratching at the walls Cellbit is hunting down Pac and his chat's spamming "pac queridinho onde você tá?"
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koko2unite · 9 months
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sorry i moaned
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daydreamerwonderkid · 9 months
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Terry. Babes. Please. Please do not send me into an anxiety spiral the same way researching Dick's birthday did.
I literally cannot handle it.
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iridescentis · 6 months
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scott: y'all were obsessed with flower husbands it's actually just me and pearl
HELP??? MY FUCKING HEART DUDE. THAT CAUGHT ME SO OFF GUARD
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teabutmakeitazure · 6 months
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NOOOOOO WHY DID THEY WAIFU-FY SKIRK
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This is the longest thing I’ve submitted to WW so far. I present to you a daydream that wouldn’t leave me alone while I was in Greece last week. Boyfriend Danny has my heart!
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You were napping in the afternoon sun on the sun loungers you’d rented for the day. Enjoying the warm breeze, head still a little fuzzy from the heat and the mojitos you and Danny had from the beach bar with lunch.
Slowly fluttering your eyes open you notice him missing from the bed next to you. You sit up and turn around just as he’s coming out of the sea James Bond style, looking like a literal Greek god. You watch him walk back to you as he casually throws his hair up in a high bun. God you love him.
“Hey baby, you enjoy your nap?” He leans down net to you placing a salty kiss on your lips, droplets of sea water falling off of him.
“You should have woken me up, we could’ve swam together” you pout a little
“I know beautiful but you looked so peaceful I didn’t want to disturb” another salty kiss.
As he pulls away you see a mischievous smirk appear on his face “you do seem like you need to cool off though”
He whips the hair tie out of his hair and shakes his soaked curls out over your sun baked skin and you gasp sharply “Daniel that’s so cold!” bolting upright on the sun bed you go to tickle his sides in retaliation and he easily dodges you, chuckling as a playful frown crosses your face.
“You are so dead”
“So come at me bro” he taunts.
He shoots off in the direction of the Mediterranean and you chase after him over the hot sand. You catch him once the sea slows him down and tackle him into the shallow waters, finally getting a chance to tickle his sides.
“Okay okay you got me now quit it!”
You relent and you both try to catch your breath between laughter.
“Oh babe I forgot, I got us something!” You run out of the water back to your beds, pull out 2 snorkels and speed back to the ocean full of playful excitement.
“(Y/n) these are perfect!” He grabs a snorkel, pulls you into a hug and presses even saltier kisses all over your face while you both go into fits of giggles.
You spend a while bobbing around wearing your snorkels, spotting fish and shining rocks on the sea bed in the crystal clear waters. After a while Danny taps you on the shoulder and you both come back above the water with red rings on your faces from where the snorkels had been.
You’re floating on your back now with your eyes shut, rolling gently over the waves. But what you don’t see is how Danny is looking at you. He admires your sun kissed beauty and can’t believe his luck that you met, that you agreed to go on a date with him, that you’re celebrating your 1 year anniversary in paradise.
You feel his eyes on you and crack one eye open, his gaze never falters as the biggest smile spreads across your face at your gorgeous boyfriend. You swim over to him and wrap your arms around his neck, bringing him to the sweetest kiss. He hums against your mouth as you deepen the kiss and brings your legs to wrap around his waist. Knowing you could easily get carried away, you both pull away, pupils blown, smiles wide. He runs his knuckles over your pink cheekbones and sighs “I love you so much baby”
“Not as much as I love you” taking that hand in yours and kissing his knuckles. Breaking out of his spell you take a glance back at the beach “Danny I think we scared everyone away” you whispered, noticing that it’s almost empty of people. “Naa they just don’t know how to have fun like we do. You wanna go find some cool rocks before we go?”
Satisfied with your haul of colourful rocks safely in the pocket of Danny’s trunks, you take up your spots on the sun beds and dry off in the last of the evening sun. The car journey back to your rented apartment is spent singing Cat Stevens and Fleetwood Mac at the top of your lungs with his hand in its favourite spot on your thigh.
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felixcosm · 2 months
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I'M SORRY ITS BEEN HOW MANY YEARS?
HOW MANY????
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apollos-boyfriend · 6 months
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MY MOM CALLED ME SO I HAD TO LEAVE THE ROOM FOR A SEC AND APPARENTLY FOR THE LITERAL 2 MINUTES I WAS OUT THERE WAS A NAKED BEAR IN THE GAME MY ROOMMATES ARE PLAYING. WHY CAN I NEVER WIN
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oh he’s trying to kill me isnt he
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spinningspencer · 2 months
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The HIP ROLL?! SIR, 𝙥𝙡𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙚
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onejellyfishplease · 6 months
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I am thinking about open your shell Donnie again. the boy like.
The last time Donnie saw Leo they argued and they fought. Donnie was being dismissive, avoidant and the two literally physically fought. All the meanwhile Leo was just confused, extremely worried and wanting to find out what was going on with his brother.
The last time Leo was seen before something happened to him, guaranteeing blood splattered walls and a broken tracker, was him and Donnie chasing each other through the city and having a confrontation.
Donnie was the last person to see Leo.
And he left him, didn't he? He just ran away and left Leo alone. That's gotta weight on his conscience a lot, I think?
Like, firstly, Leo got sick because of Donnie. If not for Donnie's venom, Leo wouldn't have been stuck in the medbay and on the verge of fucking death. And now? Leo could be bleeding out somewhere because he fought with Donnie, and then Donnie left him?
Ow. Ouch ouch ow
Don't get me started on the tracker. Donnie is good at tech, that's his thing, and yet his tech couldn't even protect his own damn brother. MAN
I can't wait for the confrontation to happen because I know it will destroy me I could go on about my theories, even if most of them are far fetched.
*me writing the next chapter*
*reads this ask*
*writes faster*
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