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Breakfast Stand

At the start of the morning we Search for hope of food variety The meal of breakfast is in danger There's a child of a thousand "no"s They've gone amok with their vetos Their pickiness will pave their path, to starvation Then the one with a meter'd rhyme In the service of freshness They're protecting the breakfast time It's a tale that will leave you breathless In the face of the child relentless Green eggs and haaaaaam I would not, I could not, in a box, Will not graze on your green eggs, I could not, I would not, with a fox, No matter how much you beg, On a boat, on a train, in a tree, No I do not want ham, Crazy one with your food let me be, Do not like them, no, Sam-I-Am In the quest for a different food In the face of a toddler's changing mood Whose only face is one of hating It's a fight with a recipe And a toddler's inhumanity Their urge to disagree an aw-ful fixation Then the one with a meter'd rhyme In the service of freshness They're protecting the breakfast time It's a tale that will leave you breathless In the face of the child relentless Green eggs and haaaaaam With a mouse, in a house, on a boat, Will not graze on your green eggs, In a car, in the dark, with a goat, No matter how much you beg, On a boat, on a train, in a tree, No I do not want ham, Crazy one with your food let me be, Do not like them, no, Sam-I-Am Vying for starvation, with child negation Endless confrontation, aggravation, Parent commendation, recuperation Breakfast is your destination Vying for starvation, with child negation Endless confrontation, aggravation, Parent commendation, recuperation Breakfast is your destination Just try one new fooooooood Fine I will, try this food, let me be, Just a bite of this one ham Oh hey wait, this is good, now I see, Oh I like them, now, Sam In a box, with a fox, and a goat, In the service of breakfast, With a mouse, in a house, on a boat, It's a food that is precious, Guess I do like your methods, Yes I guess I do like green eggs and haaaaaaaam

#sabaton #the last stand #dr seuss #green eggs and ham #don't forget dr seuss was a fucker who supported Japanese internment which is one of the worst things the USA has ever done

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Gamma Radiation

Psychic spies from Hydra try to steal your miscreation And super-soldier serums dream of brief reformulation And if you want this kind of green it's gamma radiation

It's the end of the world; a human's monstrous refutation Banner may thrive on his own test drive but he's now his own ne-gation It's understood that Hollywood sells gamma radiation

Can't find fault with Thunderbolt; so break your spell of raging Bulletproof skin do you want to win or is that war you're waging?

Go green in a flash And now hulk smash

Made by gamma radiation Made by gamma radiation Made by gamma radiation Made by gamma radiation

Marry me girl, be my Betty to the world, be my conflict germination A red-skin bride with no baby inside getting byes on publication And when he goes, it's Stark who knows, it's gamma radiation

It may be a metaphor for war but it's made by Marvel's taste men And Kirby can you hear their fears slinging bombs at Abomination And Alderaan's not far away, it's gamma radiation

Sought and craved by those who praise, control of transformation Everybody wants his help to end their main frustration

Go green in a flash And now hulk smash

Made by gamma radiation Made by gamma radiation Made by gamma radiation Made by gamma radiation

Destruction leads to a very rough road but it also breeds cessation And Hulk-quakes are a pause of war, they're just another narrative ration And the madder Hulk gets then the stronger Hulk gets, it's gamma radiation

Can't find fault with Thunderbolt; so break your spell of raging Bulletproof skin do you want to win or is that war you're waging?

Go green in a flash And now hulk smash

Made by gamma radiation Made by gamma radiation Made by gamma radiation Made by gamma radiation

#hulk #the hulk #californication #red hot chili peppers #red she-hulk #betty ross #thunderbolt ross #bruce banner #howard stark #tony stark #also that one time Hulk smashed an entire planet which is basically like Alderaan okay

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Forgot About Thom

Thom Merrilin - Forgot About Thom (f/ Mat Cauthon)

[Thom] Y'all know me Still the same ol' T But I been low key Hated on by Red Ajah Wit most fleas Weevils and smoked meats No egg and no cheese No boats, no trained warhorse, no army Mad at me, 'cause I can finally afford To provide my friends wit much glee Got a cloak wit embroidery and it's all full of knives So I can save other people's lives Rackin' up in the Great Game in back of my head like trophies Ya'll think I'ma let my harp rust I'll bust nuts You better string that thing with cat-gut Who you think taught you the dice rolls Who you think brought you the nobles The well-breds, Lord Teds, and Damodreds, Battle Lords Diademéd And a group that said muthafuck the shaved heads Gave you a scroll full of ballads To sing when you stroll through in your hood And when your Daes Dae'mar wasn't doin too good Who's the bard that they told you to go see Ya'll better listen up closely All you royals that said that I turned dark Or I lost spark Ya'll are the reason that Thom ain't been getting no sleep So burn ya'll, all of ya'll If ya'll don't like me, duel me Ya'll are gonna keep fuckin around wit me And turn me back to the young me

[Mat] Nowadays everybody wanna talk like they got something to say But nothin comes out when they move they lips Just a buncha gibberish And Mera'din act like they forgot about Thom

[repeat above refrain]

So what do you say to somebody you hate Or anyone tryna bring Myrdraal your way Wanna resolve things in a bloodier way Just study the tale of his D-E-N-A.

One day I was walkin by Wit an ashandarei When I caught a guy Givin me an awkward eye And stabbed him off in the stableyard Wit his own damn knife I don't give a fuck if it's dark or not I'm luckier 'n me tryna win a war But I'm drunk as fuck Livin' off of the Dark One's luck in ta'veren lore Poppin out wit two Dark One's Eyes, tryna shrug it off Burn you too, man, call the guards I'ma kill you and them loud ass muthafuckin barking dogs And when the guards came through Me and Thom stood next to four dead corpses Wit a bag full of 'works and a handful of torches And still got their horses So from here on out it's the Dashing Two Startin' today and tomorrows the new And I'm still lucky enough To beat Whitecloaks and the Seanchan too

Mat Cauthon There's a name for you to work your mouth on On a dusty trail In a foreign land Wit my boyz Red Hand 'Til Tarman Gai'don

Settin' bolts loose on The armies of the damn Seanchan There's no way that we can press through, hon It's ok, go with him Tuon

[refrain x2]

[Thom] If it was up to me Aes Sedai would stop comin up to me Wit your hands out lookin up to me Like you want somethin free When my poor nephew was out you wasn't helpin me But now that I got better company Everybody wanna come to me Like it was some disease But you won't get a note from me Cause I'm from the streets of Caemlyn

I told em all All them little nobles Who you think helped mold 'em all Now you wanna run around and talk about knives Like I ain't got none What you think I dropped 'em all Cause I palm 'em off Now all I get is hate mail all day sayin Thom fell off What, 'cause I been in control Wit a quill and a scroll Tryna get this damn Dragon off? I ain't havin that This is the Third Age of Aftermath It ain't gonna be nothin after that So give me one more Final Stand and burn rap You can have it back

So where's all the real dirty work It's like a swamp in here, Haddon Mirk But all you baseborn jerks Knew that I was strapped wit dirks When you were working out how to smirk

[Mat: refrain x3]

#wheeloftime #wheel of time #forgot about dre #forgotaboutdre #thom merrilin #mat cauthon

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I am the Very Model of a Modern Duke Atreides

From “Pirates of Sietch Tabr”, the musical by Halleck & Idaho.

I am the very model of a modern Duke Atreides I've information sources in the clergy and the laity I know the Lords of Houses and I quote the feuds historical I rarely make a move but I consult the fam'ly oracle. The training of my troops and their warmasters is unparalleled Their loyalty is such that no uprising will need to be quelled Yes the Landsraad surely whisper that I am their brightest shining star ...as long as I don't get a visit from the Emp'ror's Sardaukar. I plant my flag upon the tallest hill in all of Arrakeen And speak plainly so that each man will know precisely what I mean Upon the breeze will flutter the proud banner of the crimson hawk Did I forget to mention that my son's the Kwisatz Haderach? The finest of my soldiers is a trueborn fighting dynamo All the houses fear the deathless mighty Duncan Idaho My men regard him as the best example of a maverick His friend can quote the best lines from the Bible Orange Catholic. My brow is soothed by tuneful application of the baliset A song performed by Gurney's not a thing that you will soon forget And should you interrupt his song before the last words clear his throat ...He can kill you while he sings and he will never miss a note! But while I am enchanted by the dessiccating atmosphere I know that I must not forget my friend the Baron Vladimir In kanly I am free of any trace of spontaneity I am the very model of a modern Duke Atreides After all my work has done the time has come to hit the hay I lay beside my concubine who's been trained in the weirding way The best part of my life I have before now been forced to omit You'll never know true love 'til you have shagged a Bene Gesserit And so I am unmarried just to have a kind of bargain chip It's worth it if my house can earn an extra CHOAM directorship In short, when I have full control of all the worlds' known spice melange ...I'll surely tie my house to the high royal Princess Irulan! For all my power I weep that the scion of my noble House Has chosen as his symbol the bold banner of a jumping mouse For though I will soon be replaced by that young fledgling deity I am the very model of a modern Duke Atreides.

#dune #modernmajorgeneral #letoatreides

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Gonna Catch A Few

I wanna be adequate Just barely good enough, I can play while smoking cigarettes And maybe other stuff

I will travel across the couch, Right to the other side. I hope you all can understand Don't wanna take a riiiiide

Pokemon (gonna catch a few) its you and me I know its my lethargy Pokemon, oh, you're an okay game And I guess I'm kinda laaaaame...

Pokemon (gonna catch a few) grab one or two Game design will pull us through You enable me, I'll enable you (Po-ke-mon) Gonna catch a few

A few challenges along the way I guess I have to face I will battle most weekdays From my own workplace

Come with me, I guess if you want There's plenty better teams We'll see what's at the restaurant Live the mediocre dream!

Pokemon.

#pokemon