#you cannot hide from them

[transformers-synergize]

soundwave with his 2 lil minbots cassettes and 3 minicons cassettes

A high-ranking decepticon only outranked by Megatron himself, Soundwave is smart, logical, efficient , loyal, and one of the most dangerous decepticons out there, co-leading the decepticons stranded on earth with Starscream. though often he and Startscream are working against each other rather than with each other. Starscream wants to run things differently, while Soundwave wants to continue fallowing Megatron's old orders until they can get back in contact with Cybertron and get new orders from Megatron.

Though Soundwave's dry, monotone way of speaking and efficient way of carrying out tasks might make you think he is not the creative type, he is actually quite the artist, most often expressing himself through music ragging between several different cybertronian music genres.

just the lil guys

#soundwave #rumble #frenzy #ravage #ratbat #lazerbeak #transformers fan continuity #transformers #art post #redesign #transformers synergize #tfs #they have cassetes have character bulet points but i didn't feel like turning it into decpecription #maybe later #mini cons and mini bots are 2 diffrent things mincons are more like vary smart animals while mini bots are just vary short dudes #Cassettes carriers like all cybertronians cannot create sparks but are able to take other bots as sorta symbiotes #Cassettes carriers have the ability to stabilize unstable spark #so often but not always cassette are bot with unstable sparks that would not live long on their own #Cassette carriers also have the ability to heal and even edit sparks slightly but don't worry about that :) #Mini bot twins are the most common type of mini bot cassette #If a spark slits into twins and there's no enough spark material the two new sparks will be unstable #Without a cassette carrier bots like these only live a few months at most #rumble is like 5.10ft 177cm #frenzy is like 6.4ft or 194 #they art just human sized #rumble and frenzy are not the biggest threat to other bots but they are scary as shit to humans #they can fit were most humans fit #you cannot hide from them #maccadam

[ruenii]

Tim, [pointing his staff at the human traffickers]: YOU ARE OUTGUNNED

Jason, [hyping him up]: WHAT?

Tim: OUTMANNED!

Jason: WHAT?!

Tim: OUTNUMBERED OUTPLANNED

Jason: PAY YOUR FUCKING TAXES!

Tim: PUT YOUR GUNS DOWN ON MY COMMAND

Jason: HAND EM OVER!!

Tim: THIS IS HAMILTON MY RIGHT HAND MAN!

Jason, [getting his guns out]: PWO PWO PWO PWO PWO-

Goons: *shaking* what the FUCK are Batman feeding his partners--

#tim drake #jason todd #dc #batbros #suki drabbles #jason and tim have monthly musical reenactment nights #duke and steph come by as well sometimes #duke slays as angelica #damian sees tim jason and duke act out candy store and bully bruce #needless to say dami hides from them whenever its 'that' time #dick wanted to join them too #jason & tim: sorry but its MIDDLE CHILD only privileges <3 #dick: :( #cass may not be able to say she means sometimes but she supports them nonetheless ^_^ #and by that it means she has fun wrestling w her siblings whenever theres a fight scene #alfred is quietly cheering them on bcos you cannot tell me alfred wasn't a theatre kid #bruce wants join but is too emotionally incompetent to ask #batfam

[otaku553]

I have an agenda.

Long hair teenage sabo.

#one piece #sabo #you cannot convince me that he did not have a long hair phase #like if he grew out his hair to hide his scar he has to have tried more to hide it more thoroughly #I found a fic recently that followed sabo’s growing up in the revolutionary army and it was really really good #I want to see more amnesiac teenage sabo acting awkward around his peers because even back on dawn he had only two friends #more of kids being insensitive and asking about his scar which even he has no idea how he got #and koala and him being antagonistic towards each other #and them slowly becoming friends #anyways I’m so. I tried going onto YouTube to see if there were any good video analyses of sabo #and like yeah I can see why sabo would be a divisive character #but I also completely forgot that there are one piece readers who have not an ounce of media literacy #or respect for female characters #something something ‘sabo is like an oc insert because he exists so distant from everything and just in time to replace ace’ SHUT UP #or ‘favoritism towards sabo because he has a hot girl following him around and more hot girls in the revolutionaries’ I AM GOING TO GO INSA #KOALA IS HER OWN CHARACTER AND AN EXTREMELY INTERESTING ONE THAT DOES NOT EXIST JUST TO BE EYE CANDY OFF OF SABO’ ARM #SABO IS AN AMAZING CHARACTER IN LINE WITH THE THEMES OF ONE PIECE AROUND FREEDOM AND EQUALITY

[inkskinned]

what is considered "beautiful" by society is inevitably sexist, racist, ableist, classist, transphobic, and bigoted. it targets and attacks any perceived difference, and it particularly villainizes women of color while co-opting aesthetics; as if features and cultural norms can be worn as accessories.

and the scary thing! you can see all of these things, know them to be true logically, and also know that you are treated better if you are perceived as beautiful. if you have ever been treated as "ugly", you know exactly how much society reviles you if you don't manage to scamper along and perform to their rules.

and how are you supposed to balance that? do you want a nose job to fix your broken nose, or have you just recently been seeing videos about how many people look better after nose jobs. do you want to lose weight to feel good, or is it that when you lose weight people treat you better. do you want to wear this outfit, or is it just the thing that's least likely to get you harassed. do you want to get lip injections for your reasons or is your whole reason that you don't feel beautiful unless you get those lip injections?

and the definitions shift. the goals get more specific. in the way that you only become aware of your tongue when someone mentions it; parts of your body are introduced as problems. i had never heard the term "hip dip" until about a year ago - and it was in the context of how to get rid of this. i'm 30, i know this shit is invented, and yet! i still find that strange voice saying but do you think someone is going to notice?

how the fuck am i supposed to say "this is my genuine choice i am making for my body" when i also know that years of my life have been spent socializing me to accept this as my inevitable fate? how do i know i'm actually doing this out of love for my body - or am i doing it for how i want others to see me, which will be lovely enough to feel loved? how am i supposed to recover when my unhealthy habits are seen as self-discipline but if i relax i'm openly mocked for "letting time win"? how the fuck am i supposed to say "i'm doing it for me" when i'm also very aware that i'm doing it to stop myself from being teased or demeaned? is it my choice if the other option is being bullied?

we are living in a hostage negotiation - either consent to the demands or spend the rest of your life being treated like you're a despicable person.

#i also have things to say about how gender plays into this #but it became like 1450 pages #so i saved the rest in a draft #btw? hip dips used to be like valued in the 90s & 2000s during the ultra thin craze #which is so fucking wild to me bc i am old enough to REMEMBER that people WANTED them #bc they're literally the shape of your bones. they're your hipbones showing. & you literally CANNOT 'target' that area #that would be like targeting your elbow. it's a fucking JOINT. #it is a place where you either do or do not carry mass. the lower ur bodyfat percent and the higher ur thigh & glute strength #the less that you will carry weight there #which is even MORE fucking cruel bc !!! the type of people who are already trying to improve themselves helplessly #are going to be aware of their body! and ur literally GIVING them an insecurity they LITERALLY do not decide!!!! #“it rounds out ur figure” here's something my guy! maybe people shouldn't have to look uniform and sleek !!! #maybe you just want to fuck a manatee !!! #if we're really at the point that you have to apologize for LITERALLY HAVING BONES..... #like sorry my legs had to connect somewhere in my form :( i will hide that from u. my apologies ur honor #(fashion bloggers gagging bc there's evidence other people have skeletons)

[nachosforfree]

It's so funny to me to see people in the fnaf polls notes list ways they'd try to survive that characters in canon have attempted and died/almost died for or that only worked under extremely specific circumstances such as them being psychic

#no you cannot just hide from the animatronics. they will find you #no you cannot try to befriend them you are not abby

[merakiui]

please bless us with some eel mating season/breeding TwT

The moray eel doesn't have an exact mating season because they only mate when there is enough food and a suitable habitat. But most morays will mate in warmer waters because the temperatures are usually the best for mating. Morays will also open and close their mouths very widely at one another to show that they wish to mate!

Applying that to Jade and Floyd, they could essentially just choose to mate with you whenever they want, but I think they're both particular about the season. Floyd wants to mate with you in the summer because the waters are warm and comfortable, and it's the perfect time to give his shrimpy plenty of babies! Jade prefers the spring because that's when everything is in bloom (or is just starting to bloom) and it's a beautiful transition from winter to spring. But since they intend to mate with you at the same time, they'll settle for something in between both seasons. Perhaps the month where spring gives way to summer.

You probably won't know about the opening and closing of the mouth, which is how they'll trap you. Floyd does it quite noticeably, but Jade's a little covert with it. Perhaps you'll think Floyd's playing a game and so you'll do it back, and after a few times they're certain you want to mate (horny moray delusion...). Unlike Azul, the twins will want you to stay human when they fuck you. Your small size is so cute to them, and they want to see you cry when they stuff you full. The mating process will last for hours, so enjoy being sandwiched between both of them in the water, their long bodies curled snugly around you. <3

#meraki thirsts #n/sfw #tw: breeding #i cannot look at eels the same after jade and floyd #i will never forget the time i went to an aquarium and there was a moray eel hiding in the rock formations #and i overheard a mother pointing it out to her child #and she said 'it's like the bad guys from the little mermaid. you remember them right?' #and i immediately thought 'omg she's talking about jade and floyd' #she was in fact *not* talking about the leech twins from the hit mobile game twisted wonderland #but jetsam and flotsam ;;;;;; #orz tweels live rent-free #but thinking of mating!!! the trope of meeting a mer friend but neither speak each other's language #and can only communicate in body language #so when they misunderstand your continuous yawns as a sign of wanting to mate you can't blame their moray instincts hehe #aaaaa please ignore my ramblings T_T

[sleepytownez]

You do not know how badly I want Void Archives to show up in Star Rail and just confuse half of the playerbase.

#I want non HI3 people to be confused if it is luocha with messier hair #like he just changed his hair style for no reason lmao #i want it so bad #i want them to start speaking about events not in star rail #i want them to break the continuity it would be so funny. #I want them PLAYABLE #i saw their art in Welts splash art you cannot hide them from me!! #void archives #hsr #honkai star rail

[carefulfears]

where would you have ended the series at? like some people say ftf, some say s7, some say it was right to go all the way through the revival.

do i have to keep it exactly as is and decide where to cut it off or can i go all the way through and change literally everything that happens? lmao

keeping everything the same, my ideal end would’ve been after s8. mulder and scully holding that baby, family restored, deciding he was the truth they had been looking for: that IS the end of this story. that is the only natural conclusion to what we’re doing here. there is literally no reason why it ever should’ve changed from that.

and i like s8!! other than the reproductive trauma nastiness and some dull episodes, i love the narrative of that season.

if you had to do s9 and for some reason we had to lose the baby, if i had my way, 2nd movie would’ve still been a MOTW (a completely different one lol) and dedicated a lot more to exploring the themes that are already present. what it means to be followed by “the darkness”, what it’s like to live in a haunted house, what the effect of missing child after missing child is on them and their relationship. the coping mechanisms that they’ve developed and the ways that it comes in-between them.

revival could’ve still happened, could’ve had a lot of the same ideas, i’ll even allow them the same motivations for trying to find the baby. but instead of killing jackson’s adoptive parents and doing…..whatever that was……it could’ve focused on mulder and scully getting back into solving x-files while getting to know him, on some level.

and on moving forward from that pathology that kept them so haunted for so many years; a lot of the growth they do have in the revival is in them talking about their child and not just avoiding it and carrying around the guilt. to actually be able to know him and form a relationship with him would’ve gone a long way to an imperfect but still satisfying resolution to their characters.

it’s wild how bad s9/IWTB/revival are when, in my opinion, it would’ve only taken such MINIMAL changes to be good?? CC clearly regrets the plot that ruined his show, and it would’ve been so easy to fix it, rather than try to erase it.

basically, i want IWTB and the revival, written by glenn and james not chris.

#thanks for the ask!! i love to just talk about these things with you guys #alternate: s9 but mulder offscreen as a stay at home dad #like he WANTED TO BE #and like the OBVIOUS EASIER SOLUTION to dd not being there wouldve been #series still ends with them going on the run sure why not #IWTB mulder scully william in the unremarkable house being given a MOTW case that leads them back into society out of hiding #couldve explored a bit of the effects of raising a child while on the run from the law #revival mulder scully back in the x-files some sort of mythology issue #cameos from teenage will #idk if the revival would work as well tbh #but i cannot come up with EVERYTHING #asks

[nateriverswife]

google how do you delete your tumblr account without actually deleting your tumblr account

#I just want to hide it from everyone #even my moots #but I don't want to lose my account #because I wrote some stuff that I want to mantain #and maybe I'll change my mind and get back to this fandom #because as of right now #I've seen so many takes that are so popular that I just cannot wrap my head around them #like do y'all actually believe that... did we see the same show? #some people should really stop try to compensate ohba's poor writing with the most absurd takes ever and pretend they are canon #I feel like I can't even talk about some things because the fandom sees them in black and white #you know there are other shades....... #I'm really getting back to my teenager self #she too felt drained by the fandom #this is not targeted to anyone specifically #it's just a general feeling #because I left my circle made of some moots that understand me #I'm sorry for whoever sent me asks (E.H. specifically) - don't know when I'll enthusiastically come back #also I seem whining about different opinions but it's not just that #there are other stuff about this fandom that I noticed that I just cannot stand lmao #won't get into it

[feluka]

how do i tell my parents that, no, i am definitely not illicitly meeting with people or secretly making any plans, and that in fact nobody wants to be within a 2m radius of me, and that the reason i'm suddenly leaving the house despite my agoraphobia is actually because i can't breathe around them and all i'm doing is walking as far away as my feet can carry me away from home for hours then walking back home so that i've tired myself out enough to go straight to bed for 12+ hours and then do this all over again so i never ever have to be conscious around them

#it doesn't matter what i say. once they've got it in their head that i'm secretly doing something wrong there's no way to convince them. #'no i'm not hiding things from you' -> 'you denied too quickly! you must be hiding something' #'what makes you think i'm hiding something from you' -> 'you're deflecting! you must be hiding something' #i cannot swim against the tide <3 all i can do is uhhh *checks my step counter* walk 16k steps per day to knock myself out <3

[holyvirgilscriptures]

are y'all fr

#do you guys really think spotify released the wrapped to hide shit about palestine??? #shit guys a company released a new product! they're trying to cover up what's happening in the region!! #50k notes on that post 😭 the internet should get obliterated #there are legitimate cases of censorship but spotify releasing their wrapped is not one of them 💀 holy shit you all cannot be this stupid #honestly it says more about YOU that you believe anything else happening in the world is designed to take your attention away from palestin #like congrats! you just revealed you have the attention span of a child #and it makes you sound whiny as hell #the ceo is shit yeah we all knew this but they didn't release the wrapped because they want to make people stop talking about palestine 💀 #anyway stop whining about people doing their wrapped and start being a productive member of society 👍 #i know it's difficult esp. for the privileged losers who think an ai-generated music playlist is the pinnacle of bad deeds #but at least try to support a liberated palestine that goes beyond mouthing off on social media #and making dumbass conspiracy theories (that half of the time insinuate jews control the world) #donate! go to protests! for god's sake educate yourself beyond viral tweets!

[hippiichi]

me watching video essays on the theory of creating horror (as in analytical theory not matpat game theory) and being like ah yes i can use this for my dnd campaign yes...

#hipp speaks #maybe i will compile all that ive learned one day cuz tbh!! #there arent that many good “how to create horror in dnd campaigns” videos out there despite how many there are #like a lot of them are lacking in terms of how to create tension and get ur players on edge #for example music is a really helpful tool and the addition (and later) subtraction of music/changes to music alone can get players on edge #but like even beyond that!! #taking away the ability to defend ones self via weapons or magic #forcing the players into situations where the only thing they can do is run or hide #and then rolling dice becomes more like the rng of a monster finding the player in a video game #introducing the idea of a monster that can appear at any time during the campaign a la resident evil 3 #AND STEAL IDEAS FROM HORROR GAMES #i feel like a lot of the horror dnd videos i watch get too caught up in trying to wrangle the 5e rules to fit into a horror narrative #when really 5e being so combat focused just CANNOT work with horror and has to be changed slightly/focus on the rp of it instead #like why do you think horror games rarely give players a gun until a mid to late game if at all #they gotta create that sense of asymmetricallity!!!!!

[gogomeaty]

I get very sus when i see people just talking about being a hater because I had bad experiences with those kinds of people who are all the time like "✋️ I love being a hater"

#maybe it's me that i don't see the point of taking so much time of your life in hating something when you could just be focusing in the good #things in your life instead to just complain about other things #or all the things for that matter because they cannot stop hating on everything #and i know because i had to mask being like this just to fit in and it's so exhausting also i had to hide the stuff i like from them bc if #they ever saw that i liked something they were hating on i would be roasted. that's why im so weary of them

[navree]

hm.

hm.

#personal #house of the dragon #cannot handle it. in fact? i refuse to handle it #you know that cersei quote where she says that joffrey was all she had at one point before myrcella was born #like.........that #it's also that from what i remember of the third episode she's like putting aegon to bed and spending time with him as a baby #and we know that she did have a certain level of involvement with her kids #she had nursemaids but she was always the one trying to calm baby helaena down when she was crying #and then we have aegon who is hiding in a sept and then when pulled out saying he only want his (deeply religious) mother #a religion where one of the major gods is The Mother #it is literally just too much for me #god there's something about the relationships alicent's kids have with each other and the relationship they have with her #that really just gets to me i could talk about all of them for fucking ages

[quietwingsinthesky]

so like is casual gallifreyan wear also massive robes or are those just for special occasions

#cannot tell u how much i am captivated by the idea of casual clothing on gallifrey #all the doctor does is wear earth style stuff. i Refuse to believe they have blue jeans on gallifrey. what are they wearing over there #i mean they’re touch telepaths right so culturally would that lead to more restrictive clothing being the norm or less because you’re either #expected to have strong enough telepathic defenses to not mess people up with a handshake (a la star trek vulcans) or maybe more something #more surveillance state. ‘why are you all dressed up so much what do you have to hide’ #i mean the robes and the doctor’s predilection for layers and coats suggests the former #but do we really trust the doctor to reflect cultural norms. little freak of a man. #maybe wearing that much clothing is the gallifreyan equivalent of being a slut. i mean why would you be covering up so much skin if you #didnt have some thoughts to hide from people’s casual touch right. #slutty doctor wins again…. #but seriously though give me the casual gallifrey robes i want to see them

[akkivee]

i feel very seen as someone who draws buff kuukou lmao

#this is vee speaking #the arb chronicles #i also feel very insane looking at this but that’s just the usual vee perogative at play lol #kuukou seems to get put into loose fit clothing but one day the official artists will wake up and draw the snatched waist i know he has LOL #it’s actually funny i’ve been wanting to compare waistlines between bat because it genuinely looks like kuukou’s bigger than hitoya lmao #whereas what i visualise while drawing them is that hitoya is bigger on principle of being both a bigger man and a stocky body type #and kuukou has an hourglass figure lmao #jyushi’s upside down triangle to me lol and once his body starts developing muscle it’ll be more apparent and less twig lol #but anyway lol the chuuoku women have rightfully claimed my brain but i really like the event!!!!!!!! kuukou’s outfit notwithstanding lol #like kuukou invited himself to stay at the dohifu abode for a month lmao!!!!!! hifumi taught kuukou how to pose and walk the catwalk!!!!!!! #in an odd tabled the turns hifumi was the one apologising for someone else’s behaviour lmao!!!!!!! #i finally got the saburo kuukou interaction of my dreams!!!!! saburo the prickly kid and kuukou the one who ignores that shit lol!!!! #the way kuukou could tell saburo has performance anxiety issues and talked him thru it #while also addressing saburo hiding himself behind ichiro’s name and telling him to be proud of who saburo is I AM— I CANNOT— HELP ME— #saburo: i literally don’t want to hear something like that from you!!!!!! 🤢 #kuukou: lol a prickly bastard til the end huh? well i don’t hate that kinda stubbornness 😈 #saburo is now bad ass temple’s baby brother i’m sorry i don’t make the rules #AND LOL after some terrorists crashed the show and ran off before anyone could fight anybody since they got scared seeing bat bb mtr #kuukou invited everyone to a meal at a temple on hitoya’s dime LMAO #hitoya: WHAT??? jakurai: thank you for treating us hitoya 🤗 hitoya: NO YOURE HELPING ME PAY 💢 #c: kuukou👑