#yes anakin is a cat

[sarcastic-sketches]

Anakin: I love you so much. I would kill so many Separatists for you~

Rex: ... given we're in a war against the Separatists...

Anakin: [huffs] Fine. I'd kill politicians for you.

Rex: You know, chocolate works as a declaration of love.

Anakin: But where's the drama? The excitement? The daring?

Rex: Personally, I find a lack of murder charges to be very sexy.

Anakin: Ugh. This is why I introduce you as 'My Better Half'.

#rexwalker #anakin skywalker #captain rex #sometimes dialogue just comes to me and unless it has a place in a planned I just put it here #star wars #the clone wars #sw #also yes they are lying in bed together having this conversation with Anakin draped over Rex like a cat

[pararararablof]

True love’s kiss can break the curse🤫

#obikin #obi wan and anakin #anakin skywalker #obiwan kenobi #nyanakin #true love’s kiss #yes he got cursed and turned into a cat #frog prince au but make it cat? #fluffy

[tennessoui]

Anakitty in January!!!

anakitty (the silliness of this ficlet astounds me)!!! :

The doors slide open at the slightest flick of a switch. His face is set into a fierce scowl—after all, the Halls of Healing are on the opposite side of the Temple and there’s no good reason for this sort of ruckus here—before he relaxes in surprise at the sight of nothing in front of him. There’s a heartwrenching cry at his ankles. When he looks down, all he sees is a blur of gold streaking through his open legs. “What—” he turns automatically back into his quarters to follow the intruder, who seems to have no intention of slowing down. The gold streak leaps from the floor to the table to the kitchenette counter and then back again, making insistent, loud noises the entire time. After a moment of exhausted confusion, Obi-Wan’s eyes trying to track the frantic motions and still somehow several seconds behind, he throws out his hand and catches the creature mid-leap with improper yet grossly necessary use of the Force. It’s a cat. Not a loth-cat, not an aloran cat. Just a cat, with one nicked ear folded down and a tiny slash across its tiny brow. And oh, it’s down a leg, right front paw missing, though the lack of limb is almost completely covered up by the amount of golden hair it has on its chest and body.  “Oh, hello there,” Obi-Wan says automatically as the cat looks at him pitifully. It lets out a hearbtreaking mrow and bats frantically at the air around it as if requesting to be let down. Obi-Wan isn’t sure that’s a wise idea though he admires the cat’s conviction.

“Who is your owner?” he asks the cat, who lets out an angry yowl in return, ears flicking back to show its displeasure. “Ah, I do apologize. I am sure you have no owner. Do you have a trusted companion then? One that perhaps feeds you? Cleans up after you make a mess?” At the mention of food, the cat’s ears perk up and it quiets down, tilting its head to look at Obi-Wan, eyes suddenly very large. Its paw bats the air in front of Obi-Wan’s face once more, in a gesture that accidentally seems to convey That’s you. Oh dear.

#anakitty's about to get second breakfast #anakin's internal narrative: iwasnt even hungry because i ate just a few hours ago but now that i may be given more food i am starving #anakitty sensitive about slavery: no owner!!! free cat!!! #obi-wan: oh i am so sorry yes of course you have no owner you pretty kitty cat #obikin

[phoenixkaptain]

Image in my head of Luke getting Darth Vader back to the Light Side: just Luke crouching next to a car that Darth Vader is hiding under, going “pspspspspsps”

#star wars #luke skywalker #darth vader #anakin skywalker #star wars original trilogy #anakin and luke #vader and luke #this is how that scene went i’m p sure #luke just: pspspspsps #does the little hand motion #like vader is a feral cat #vader is making #that weird groaning hissing growling noise #you know the one #and leia is offscreen #head in her hands #but a bowl of cat food in the other #the inane ramblings of a madman #also yes he’s hiding under a car #it’s necessary for the vibes

[selfshipping-haven]

new challenge. cat-ify your f/os. i'll start.

#cat anakin...or...anakitten.... #yes i'm putting it the selfship tags i'm scared of the sw fandom okay #f/o #self ship #self shipping #selfship #selfshipping

[d0geggz]

my pets are so anakin & ahsoka coded

it's them

#d0geggz #star wars #swtcw #anakin skywalker #ahsoka tano #yes i'm dressing them up for halloween #this pic was my cat defending my dog from the roomba btw #my dog that passed last year was so obiwan coded btw too

[autistic-britta-perry]

bitches will see any character that hates having emotions or is said not to have them and go 'is anyone gonna project into them' and not wait for the answer

#it's me i'm bitches #shiv roy #madalena galavant #dennis reynolds #(YES i know leave me be lol ) #see the other side with this is when ppl have TOO much emotion they either repress it jongwoo or go absolutely batshit (anakin skywalker) #both is good #but the second ones don't get the 'are they a serial killer theories as much' #holden ford #! forgot him < 3 #many more i'm sure #henry tsh #dwight from the office SOMETIMES #me: oh I love this character let's check out what people think--> #*bunch of comments about them having no emotions and are evil and celebration when they get treated badly* ah. okay :' #JON TMA see the more I think the more I remember #cat jon < 3

[is-it-bussin-hannibal]

someone: oh, you like *inserts content*?

me, who made an entirely new version of said content i can actually enjoy in my head:

#batman #star wars #dc comics #supernatural #gotham #anakin skywalker #star trek #merlin #cats musical #hannibal #doctor who #reylo #dune #like yes i LOVE it but i can barely remember canon bc my brain is full of worms of my own creation #yes i know the character better than the author i had brunch with them yesterday in my head #I'm god in my own world

[melymigo]

Me too, me too...

#anakin skywalker #hayden christensen #Star Wars #My tooka likes Anakin #star wars tales of the jedi #star wars animation #sw tros #the revenge of the sith #boba the cat #yes his name is Boba

[ss-trashboat]

to appease night here are some shots of anakin and his adam driver nose

#trashy's cats #anakin #yes he was almost kylo ren

[kraviolis]

my toxic trait is that when i was watching saturn’s fishing tourney vod i was rooting for cleo to put tessa in the box bcus i thought “jonathan” was rlly charming and maybe if she did what he said then he’d chill out and be just a really sweet and funny guy without trying to keep her in a cage or stab her again

#‘jonathan’ is in quotes bcus hes actually just someone roleplaying as joe goldberg he just gave a fake name #this is coming from someone who wouldve said yes to anakin’s offer to padme of ruling the galaxy together #i might have a type. the type being male characters who are outwardly charming and sweet but secretly obsessive and toxic #lets see. jonathan. anakin/vader. hannibal. guillermo. doc ock. belos. #dooku. moira overwatch. sans undertale for a short period in my youth #especially the underfell version lol #ummmm matt murdock but to a far lesser degree cus his fear of abandonment isnt stronger than his fear of god #certain characterizations of wd gaster back in 2016 #my own fucking OC serafim #BENRY how could i forget. #except he’s charming in the same way that an abandoned edwardian era manor with rotting wood and moldy wallpaper and boarded up windows is #one where the power is off for the first night bcus i moved in on a sunday and cant call the power company #enticing me to move in with the purpose of fixing it up back to its original state #while i ignore the mysterious crying noises from the sealed attic and say ‘mustve been the cat again’ when another cup falls off the counte #and the neighbors swear there shouldnt be any cats but i keep hearing scratching at my door at night and finding dead birds/mice #krav talks

[rugessnome]

B/

I hate this canon (affectionate) but what I really loathe is the expectation to emotionally process new additions that I won't like (derogatory)

#tfw i am just. so. contemptuous of an ongoing canon grrrrrrrr #me reading summaries of Dooku Jedi Lost: you are copying the Darth Plagueis(novel) homework just altering it #me: *Tenth Doctor voice* hate Planet of the Hats. most of the time. #me: that is to say WHY must you backstrapolate that all ancestors are vaguely sinister #me (re Ramil): why the fuck is EVERY-freaking-BODY into racing? why couldn't he have a Different hobby like #model trains or amoebas or bagpipes or extreme ironing or cat photography or sprouting or bookbinding?! ... #me: I do not believe this is how the concept of count works this could be actually worse than Is There A College IN YOUR COUNTY? #(he's gotta be like... ahem. “Fifth in line for the throne” technically. it's just the rest of the succession is ~defunct. shhhh) #... you've lost touch with the original PT This Is How Anakin 🙂 Falls... #*bared teeth* jedi propaganda #(I think I could better like a crack fic where his “brother” is. hell. a cricketing Valeyard and he is technically from a different planet #*cough* Shparoi *cough* except his only contact with its famous export is they once both touched the same goose by incredible coincidence #*checks notes* technically and philosopically Yes connected but of Insignificant magnitude granddaughter Rey) #this started when Rakkety Tam was the most recent book I could procure. far more calmly with But It Won't Be As Special #after I um. ficced wildly for certain characters #'S absolutely full fledged very much how I have felt practically always about H/P after I read as far as I could then #loved the fic community but! I didn't have to care for very long if they Got My Blorbos All Wrong #bc you see they don't have the power to far-reaching wreck canon or go ardently transphobic and claim fandom of #books that scarcely address the topic is support for it :/ #I do not feel like I Can Fan Correctly! 🙃

[gffa]

#MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM DARTH SANTA AND THE CORRIDOR CREW #IT'S STILL FUNNY EVERY YEAR #AND IT'S PERFECT ANAKIN SKYWALKER CHARACTERIZATION #ALL THE PRESENTS ARE FOR HIM AND IF NOT HE'LL POUR MILK IN YOUR STOCKING AND GRIND YOUR COOKIES INTO DUST ON THE FLOOR #IF HE CAN'T EAT CHRISTMAS COOKIES NO ONE IS EATING CHRISTMAS COOKIES #HE'LL TAKE YOUR BIKE FOR A JOYRIGHT AND DUMP IT ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD #OR IF HE SEES SOMETHING SHINY #JUST LIKE AN ASSHOLE CAT HE'LL KNOCK IT RIGHT OFF THE SHELF #AND YOU'D BETTER TELL HIM THAT YES HIS SANTA HAT OVER HIS DEATH'S HEAD MASK MAKES HIM LOOK VERY FESTIVE

#lumi.txt #star wars #swedit #sw edit #starwarsedit #starwarsblr #anakin skywalker #darth vader

[obiwanobi]

hc that at the beginning of the war, clones became used to Anakin's informality and it became common to have silly conversations after a long day with him, like "would you fight a hungry rancor once or ten angry loth-cats every day for a month" and it's always fun because Skywalker has crazy explanations for his choice, until the day he says "you're all wrong, let me ask Obi-Wan, he will agree with me"

And all the clones panic because General Kenobi is so serious and stern and important, they can't just ask him some stupid question!

But Skywalker has already dragged him over and asked him before the troopers could stop him, and of course Kenobi is frowning now, they will be all scolded for this, probably forced to clean the freshers this week for wasting his time like that, and—

"That is absurd, Anakin. I can't answer before knowing if it's possible to reason with the loth-cats."

The clones blink in unison.

"What do you mean, reason with them? They're loth-cats Obi-Wan! They're animals!"

"Yes, but if they're angry for a month, then there must be a reason. Thus—"

"No, no, don't thus me, there is no negotiation to help you there, it wasn't part of the question—"

"Then the question was not asked correctly! For example, what about the rancor's size? What about its weight? What if it's blind? I'm sure the troopers will agree that we need more information before expressing our opinion."

The noise of frustration General Skywalker makes is only the prelude to a 25-minute-long argument about providing details and sources, two deep dives into zoological reports on rancors' diet and at least three side debates about preferring dogs to loth-cats which turned into a slideshow of the cutest loth-cats on the holonet.

Needless to say, the clones are delighted and never forget to ask General Kenobi for his opinion on pretty much anything after that.

#every time a silly debate starts in the barracks there is always a clone who's like #'this is way too chummy.' #'i need some drama I need some bitchy comments I need some taunting' #'I need something to make them lose their MIND' #and the clone next to them sighs and says 'ok FINE. let me get general Kenobi' #anakin skywalker #obi wan kenobi #clones #the clone wars #clem's aus #fics i will never write

[dontbelasagnax]

To understand Obi-Wan, you have to understand that his reputation of being demure or a bitch are not mutually exclusive. In fact, I would say you can't have Obi-Wan without at least a little of both.

Obi-Wan is someone who always has a remark on the tip of his tongue. It's just his instinctual first reaction. Always some quip or bite of sarcasm. But the thing is, he knows when to rein it in. He knows when his choice words are appropriate and when they're not. And if he feels particularly compelled to be bitchy when he can't, he'll phrase things in a way that will be scathing without the target ever realizing what hit them.

He's known as the negotiator. He knows his way around words. Now, it's my understanding that we so rarely see him utilizing this particular skill set in canon because that's not what the story was ever about. It's demonstrated in other ways. How he's regal and more reserved amongst figures of respect to downright maliciously petty while facing foes like the Sith.

Take Anakin's perception of Obi-Wan. He sees Obi-Wan as a perfect, stuck-up, unflappable Jedi. This competes with the fact that Obi-Wan is particularly catty and playful with Anakin and routinely chides him for behaviors... yet does many of the same himself. He's far from perfect but obviously wants Anakin to know what's best and do better than him.

Anakin has this perception of Obi-Wan (not only because it seems he's never good enough for him) because it's how he perceives Obi-Wan's station in the world based on how Obi-Wan is treated by others.

To really get into Obi-Wan, one must talk about how his self worth issues constantly war his ego. Constantly building himself up only to tear himself down again. Going around saying Sith Lords are his specialty (having never actually defeated one lmao) yet finding himself shocked and deeply honored when Mace calls him the master of soresu.

His moments of grandeur are sharply transposed by his feelings of insignificancy and inadequacy.

He's a complex, multifaceted, hypocritical human being like any. He's elegant and bitchy and yes, at times a sopping wet cat.

He's all these things because he's Obi-Wan

#also should be noted that we usually don't see Obi-Wan at his baseline #he's in high stress situations where he's bound to dial things up to 100 and frantically jump to whatever works #ALSO also should be noted that when it comes to a difference of morals he always feels he's in the right and therefore will get combative #okay I'm done speaking for now #lasagna rambles #obi wan kenobi #character meta

[padawansuggest]

Obi-Wan in his natural habitat in the temple sleeps in a loft bed (it was supposed to be storage he said cat instinct and turned it into a loft bed they’re shockingly common with Jedi tbh tho) and under 17 fluffy blankets with a pregnancy pillow (he’s not pregnant he just can’t sleep off his stomach if he don’t got one and sometimes autism requires squishing to keep it all down) and three more fluffy blankets on top of him. He has an optional Padawan or pet (not really a pet, just whomever followed him how from the gardens today) in bed with him also. And he’s got a projector on the wall and has a night stand with water and gaming devices so he can survive up there forever.

The clones, who have learned to sleep with full kute coverings and usually without blankets or pillows cause they just pass out on each other, most of whom identified with their Jedi for having similar sleeping types if they weren’t human, realize they are quite horrified by his Stewjoni nesting instinct. And he’s offended and refuses to sleep with any of them till they apologize to his favorite stuffed animal for insulting his HOUSE. Fuck you bitches he and Master Sparkle Bantha deserve better.

Cody is groveling while Alpha is still trying to negotiate a less intense number of blankets and Anakin is just shaking his head like ‘it’s not worth it Bro’ and Alpha is like ‘shut up ur an omega too you brat’ and that’s the last straw, you called them omegas now Cody is asking what an omega is and Alpha is trying to figure out how to keep his AO3 account hidden from his vod’e and nvm he’ll sleep in the barracks forever-

Obi-Wan holds this info over his head like a guillotine and convinced him to get in the damn nest right this second and cuddle him better.

If you don’t sleep with at least two comforters and a queen sized fuzzy blanket then I don’t trust you. Yes I refuse to trust my sister and wife okay. Everything in the world has a downside and that’s theirs. My bed is half dragon hoard of yarn and squishmallows. I’m not changing for anyone.

Anakin’s bed is 90% pillow and squishmallow and 10% blanket. Padme uses a thin cotton blanket and lets him burrito wrap himself and uses him like a body pillow while he’s captive in the blankies.

#star wars #obi wan kenobi #clone wars #commander cody #alpha 17 #codywan #alphaobi #anakin skywalker #anidala #alpha got an obsession with soap operas and now he writes fics for them #no he’s not giving anyone his account info #Ahsoka sleeps in a puppy pile of padawans and vod’e tho she fits right in #aayla and Bly sleep on the same bed with completely different comforters and rarely cuddle if ever lmao #luminara is actually prego and using a maternity pillow for normal reasons #gree sleeps on his back snoring like a chainsaw but also an uncaring teenager on his chest the whole time lol Barriss sleeps like a toddler #which means a mixture of starfishing and octopus limbs #clone empire #post clone wars