#yeah its rust

[horrorlesbians]

shows like nbc hannibal and true detective (season one at least) are not cop propaganda at their core. criminal minds and b99 are. hope this helps

#🦌 #dexter counts too. probably twin peaks too but i haven't finished that (as not cop prop) #you can talk about how the crime procedural as a genre may always lean cop prop but if you #walk away from the show thinking 'wow they're so good at catching bad guys and saving the day' its cop prop #and you DO NOT think that leaving either shows #like yeah will and rust (and marty) are good investigators but they are shown going clearly out of their power and abusing it in some cases

[luminberry]

Small Comforts

okay so i finally sat my ass down and got something out..its not vore or anything special but its self indulgent and sappy

*throws it and explodes*

The week had been a lot rougher than you honestly wanted to admit, work had put you through your paces and strained your patience well beyond the breaking point, but at least today was your day off.

But like clockwork, you couldn’t find the energy or time to do anything to help you relax in the slightest. You had to go grocery shopping, clean and do laundry before you could even begin to think of doing anything for yourself. And a part of you knew with what little energy you had to use to get all that done, you’d waste the entire measly two days off you had just playing catch up again.

In short, you were drained and frayed..wanting help but having no one to come to who’d even bother to help, everyone else had their own worries and needs to handle after all. You scrubbed at your eyes to fight off the tears that were threatening to seep through for the umpteenth time today when your thoughts were interrupted by a soft warmth both in voice and touch.

“Darlin? What’s wrong sweetpea..ya look bout as worn out as a blown fuse.”

You knew who the voice belonged to, and gave a weak smile up at them as their large work calloused hands gently curled around your waist and hips. Their face showed concern, not prying in the slightest but knowing full well something was amiss with you.

“It’s nothing..just..just a bit worn out I guess? Just feeling tired and..alot of other things.”

Despite being entirely vague, he seemed to read the hidden meaning in your words regardless and gave you another soft smile, giving you a soft squeeze that pressed you into his front as he hugged you from behind.

“Well then, if yer tired sweetpea..How bout a little nap with yours truly? Or just ta spend some quiet time till ya feel more awake..”

“Aren’t you..busy with stuff and all that?”

“Ain’t nothin pressin I got goin on in tha slightest sweetpea. Ya look like ya could use a bit of cuddlin afterall. Promise ya’ll feel better afterwards.”

You can’t help but smile a bit more genuinely at his offer before nodding silently.

Warmth surrounds you as those same hands gently grip you, lifting you with ease to rest against their chest, shifting you in the process to face them as they smile down at you with such warmth and affection it makes your face start to heat up.

“Don’t worry sweetpea, just let me take care of ya tonight alright? A lil love n care n y’all be right as rain in no time~”

“Alright..just for tonight maybe.”

“Heh, good ta hear yer up for it then, lets getcha someplace nice n cosy howsabout?”

A warm hand shifted to hold you against his massive chest, gently rubbing in slow circles as he took his time getting to wherever it was he was taking you. He did his best not to jostle you around too much, taking care to hold you just firmly enough that the pressure was…nice even.

Resting your head on their soft chest, you heard them laugh softly, a hand coming up to gently tease and ruffle your hair lovingly.

“Already gettin cosy with me n we haven’t even reached our lil spot, I can tell I’m gonna have fun with y’all.”

“Oh shush..can’t help the fact you’re…just soft and warm..its nice okay?”

“Didn’t say it was a bad thing now did I? It’s down right adorable honestly, seein ya gettin all cosied up with lil ol’ me. Maybe I should offer this more often eh?”

You can definitely feel your face heating up to match his own body warmth..and after spotting that teasing grin being aimed your way you can’t help but smack at his chest lightly with a hand, earning you a hearty belly shaking laugh from him.

“Aw don’t be like that darlin, I’m only teasin ya a lil bit~ But I’ll stop for now alright? Jus hang tight a lil bit longer for me will ya?”

You resist smacking him a bit more for now, instead you just let out a relaxed sigh and let him carry you off to god knows where exactly. A few more moments pass before you hear the sound of a door being opened and the bright fluorescent lights fade from above to be replaced with a soft honeyed amber hue, soft on the eyes and more than enough to take the dull ache those borderline medicinal feeling lights out in the halls were giving you.

He settles down on what you can only assume is the edge of a bed before gravity gently guides you down to rest in his lap, that soft teasing smile being aimed down at you once more as both hands come to gently squeeze and knead at your waist and hips with care.

“Now then darlin, how bout we get all that nasty stress knocked right outta ya? Might take me a while but..I’m real sure y’all won’t mind will ya?”

Before you can even answer he gets to work, hugging you firmly against his soft and thick frame, hands gently starting to knead and work into your weary body. The effect made you yelp softly before falling into a long drawn out content sigh of relief that got him to hum in amusement.

“There we go sweetpea, just relax and let me do what I do best for ya. Whatever y’all want just say tha word n it’s yers~”

His voice had dropped into a much softer, almost hypnotic purr as he worked the knots out of you, humming softly as he shifted you and himself both properly into the bed with ease. You felt him rest up against the wall his bed was pushed against as he gently pulled you closer to his face, letting you rest atop his ample chest and torso..almost sinking into it like a warm and inviting pillow as the minutes bled into one another.

“Oh god…how’d you know this was something I needed..?”

“Well I won’t say it was too obvious darlin, ya hide yer pain and frustrations away better than most.. Almost a lil too well I’d say. But y’all have yer tells just like everyone else. Ya get quiet and avoidant real easy..wasn’t hard ta put tha pieces together after that.”

“Oh..”

“But just so ya know my lil darlin, if ya ever do feel like ya need a moment ta step back from things..yer more than allowed ta. Even tha strongest folks need a lil tenderness and care shown ta them. N seein ya get all rosey cheeked and flustered alongside seein that darlin face of yers go back ta its glowin self..well I’ll be more than happy ta help.”

There were a few soft moments of silence as his words sank into you before the tears came back up to the surface, harder and faster than you expected..Leaving you to be a little sobbing mess in front of him..thankfully his only response was to gently rub your back and hug you tenderly to him, letting you work your tears out in your own time.

“S’alright darlin..go on n get it all out for me okay? Ya’ll feel better for it afterwards. But I do mean what I said though. Ya ain’t ever alone like ya feel ya are, Ya got me and plenty of others that’ll help ya work things out if ya let em. N I’ll always be happy ta listen no matter how long it takes..okay?”

“Y-yeah..alright. Thank you though..for..for being here for me.”

“Ain’t a problem sweetpea. I’ll always make time for my lil darlin~”

You feel silly somehow, but at the same time your chest feels just a bit lighter now. Just enough to bear the weight of life once more as it comes..But the blush and tear stains marring your face remain..But you don’t really care anymore.

This man has seen you at your worst, yet still calls you such horribly saccharine names and holds you to his massive frame with such care it's hard not to just forget the world around you. And so you do, you let everything outside this warm and comforting room fall away from you entirely. All the worries and anxious thoughts are gently and lovingly wiped clean at least for a little while, just while you’re here in this mans embrace.

His warmth has seeped deep into the core of your being by now, making you just a touch drowsy as his hands work you over. The affection and mirth in his eyes as he watches you give in and let him help you at long last makes a deep and utterly satisfied purr rumble forth from the chest you find yourself nuzzling into.

“Heh, ya look like quite a sight now if I do say so myself~ Ya feelin better now sweetpea?”

“Yeah..yeah I feel alot better. But..do you mind if I-?”

“Oh darlin ya don’t even need ta ask, if ya wanna stay then stay. Don’t mind cuddlin a cute lil thing like y’all all night if y’all let me~”

“God..but..yeah that-that sounds really nice honestly.”

“Y’all were lookin a bit sleepy-eyed anyways..just didn’t wanna say anythin just yet..ya looked too cute~!”

“Stoppit goddd…you keep saying im cute and im gonna…gonna just leave maybe.”

Another soft but hearty laugh rumbles up from the belly you’ve been resting on for god alone knows how long now before those two massive and powerful hands reach up to cup your face between them with the upmost of care.

“Aw now don’t be like that my lil sweetpea..just can’t help but think yer cute, adorable and just all kinds a lovely things. Y’all know deep down ya appreciate it, cause I don’t see ya tryin ta run from me or hit me like usual~”

“..that’s only cause you have a hold of my face…and you’ve..well..I don’t wanna get up just yet..”

“Aw..now that’ll warm this old heart of mine just all tha more.”

Feeling a bit..bolder, or maybe just wanting to do something in return for him. You push yourself just a bit forwards…Just enough to get a small kiss to one of his cheeks. That smile falters for just a moment before you’re rewarded with seeing his whole face dust with a soft rosy tint, making you laugh for what feels like the first time in a long while.

“Pft! What, one tiny kiss is all it takes to get you to blush..? Wow can’t wait to tell everyone”

“Hah~! That is if I letcha even leave ya gigglin lil fiend..c’mere~!”

“wh-AH! Heyyy!!”

In a instant your world is thrown backwards as he grins playfully down at you before just leaning forwards and trapping you under his hefty weight. You’re not uncomfortable you find, a part of you knowing he’d never actually hurt you in the first place. 

That still doesn’t stop you from wriggling under his chest and laughing softly as you try to put up a convincing upset voice and failing.

“G-get off me you big goof! C’mon no fair using your size against me here.”

“Y’all know what was gonna happen if ya wanted ta spend tha night here darlin~ Don’t worry y’all wont be stuck for long…Just long enough for me ta have some fun.”

“W-wait what does that mean exactly?”

“Why this of course~!”

This, being him nuzzling into your neck and face with a hearty laugh filled hum. A few kisses here and there left you beet red and squirming with laughter at how ticklish his beard was against your soft skin.

Eventually he did relent the love filled assault and shifted to simply lay down properly in bed with you tucked against him. Your chest felt tight..but it wasn’t from worry or anxiety anymore..But it was a feeling you were happy to feel for a moment or two before nuzzling into his side with a huff.

“..thank you again, for..today. I really needed it I think.”

“Anytime darlin, anytime~ Ya need a lil love and care again jus come find me and we’ll take care of things..”

“..there anything I can do to repay you though?”

“Just stayin here with me, n runnin inta my big strong arms when ya need me is more than enough my lil sweetpea..trust me, it’s more than enough.”

He cups your face once more and places a gentle kiss to your forehead with a tender affection filled smile.

“Now get some rest for me alright? I’ll make sure ya sleep well..”

“Alright..g’night.”

“G’night sweetpea, sweet dreams.”

You soon fell into a deep and utterly restful sleep, with him holding you close the entire night. And honestly a part of you didn’t want to wait until next time to do this again.

#g/t #g/t fluff #g/t writing #mawedness combat #the twins jeri n atty #because im gay for those two so..yeah its about them ofc #just trying to shake off the rust with something sweet and fluffy

[ajdrawshq]

watching the missing link stuff.. i want to play this game sso fuckign bad

#KINGDOM HEARTS I MISSED U......... #i Need to throw my keykids into this thing. oh my god #khml spoilers next tags #ALSO I CANT BELJEVE PPL WERENT JOKING ABT THIS JUST. BEING PLAYER AGAIN?? PROBABLY???? #I WASNT EXPECTING THAT TO BE REAL.. #but also it lines up perfectly w what i had planned for my keykids <3 #the rusted starlight too..... ough..... #and the fact that they cant remember their name?? i need to. make new names for my sillyguys. what would they name themselves #i think if i can play the game myself id play as dia again.. #also. i rly hope they add more options to the character creator bc the current lack of skintone options is. hm. #the options for everything else look nice so far at least.. #ALSO PLAYER TALKING????? #AND THE MUSIC.. its so pretty.. #THE BAROQUE SOCIETYXBXJSJ #im in love w this so far #WHY ARE WE BEING ACCUSED OF ASSAULT ?? #oh its that blue guy ive been seeing #that closeup on his eye made him loop exactly like aqua JXBSJ i see what ppl mean when they say he moght be an ancestor of hers #camera backing out to see 2 silver haired fuckers on a roof. yeah this is kingdom hearts #these guys are so silly #this version of dearly beloved is so good whadda hell.. #and this scala music?? the whimsy .. #astral dimension and distortions.. #welp. hello again gacha game #this world is so gorgeous.... #i need. this game #kh

[simmaster]

he's got a 9 to 5 so she takes the night shift... martin hart must die for the way he treats women im dead serious

#he should have bled out in carcosa with rust #found out that was actually the original ending recently and i do feel kinda robbed #anyway yeah he treats and talks about woman horrendously #maggie lisa his daughters and also beth to an extent #rust isnt in the clear either (''i make you tap some bimbo?'' / ''all the dick swagger you roll you cant spot some crazy pussy?'') #(not unpacking those lines. dont have the strength) #theyre both misogynists but marty is awful #i do like that its a show about misogyny and femicide and the cops solving the case are also misogynists but completely unaware of it #its one of the rare shows where you see cop protagonists do and say awful things but theyre actually framed as awful for once #youre not supposed to see these guys as Good Cops #just covered multiple different topics i didnt mean to ill stop typing now #micah.txt #detectiveposting

[bluebellhairpin]

"I don't think you're ready. A mission to kill someone's son, a foe who won't run - unlike anyone you have faced before." - "Say no more, I know that I'm ready." - "I don't think you're ready."

#the signs that this was a child that odysseys had to kill were RIGHT THERE #someones SON. a foe who WONT RUN. unlike anyone you have FACED BEFORE. #hes a solider a king hes fought and killed so manyen before but never a child. never. #like i mean zeus you prick #thats zeus right? i assume so bc of the thunder but thats all i have to work with here so forgive me if its wrong #but yeah this musical gets to me seeps into my bones and turnes the iron in my blood to rust #nemos thoughts #song recs #epic the musical #epic the troy saga

[theartisticintrovert]

Commission Me! (Regular | Furry)

so overlord finished, which means new campaign time! it's finally, FINALLY time for my undead cowboy to shine!!! everyone, i'd like to introduce you to silas kelly, a character that started as a joke that i got unreasonably attached to. he's inspired by the song "hell's coming with me" by poor man's poison, and when i introduced the concept to my friends one of them (the dm for this campaign) liked the concept so much that he spawned an entire homebrew world, story, and campaign around him.

i've never been more flattered, honestly. it had to be reworked a teeny bit to be a multiplayer rather than solo campaign, but it worked out! now my amnesiac bastard has friend! just one right now, hopefully that changes.

not pictured: his trusty revolver, aka his main weapon of choice, holstered under his coat. because of course a western-themed campaign has guns who do you take us for. aiden was even nice enough to let me use divine smite (usually a melee-only feat) with it, so long as i agreed to give up one of my oath feats at level 3. not a hard choice at all, considering there's no reason to use abjure enemy when i have a gun.

#silas kelly #reborn #dungeons and dragons #dnd #d&d #paladin #cowboy #ty's oc box #dnd: guns and rust #the fun thing about his ear being fucked up is that he could feasibly be any human-looking race lmao #human? sure. half-elf? why not. he has no obvious infernal features like horns but otherwise? who knows! #certainly not him! hell he doesnt even know how long hes been DEAD let alone what he was when he was ALIVE lmao #neither do i tbh; mostly bc it doesnt matter but also bc i think its funny #anyway you know how monks cast fist? yeah silas casts GUN #took the blessed warrior fighting style so he's got cantrips too! toll the dead and word of radiance #his partner is a cleric so i joked that he learned them from watching her while they fought lmao #'that's not how this works??' #'what do you mean. you pray and spells happen. i pray and spells happen. simple enough.' #'but you have to SHOOT??????????' #'i dont see your point' #my art

[biohazard-inevitable]

New Recruit

Chronologically, this is part 16 Of The Dragon and The Fox Overwatch self insert fanfiction, though this is technically the beginning of season 2 so I will be calling it S2P1 and so forth, but…

Hello~ we’re BACK BABYYYYYYYY!!!!~~~~~ new adventures and new chaos waiting to unfold!!!!! And this is all of course @emile-hides ‘s fault, so you can thank him for the junkenstein revival of this series!!!

Oh also, link to part 1 here

“All-righty cyborgs and gentleman! This is your captain speaking!” Came the chipper, high voice from the cockpit of the shuttle that the two Shimada’s sat in, soft smiles plastered upon their faces as they indulged the whims of their pilot. “We are about to land at the Gibraltar base, the temperature is a lovely 21°C with delightful sunny weather!”

“You ready, Ibotei?” The elder asked, giving his brother’s hand a gentle, affirming squeeze.

“As I’ll ever be meeting government officals…” Zayne laughed nervously, leaning on his brother’s shoulder with a soft sigh as he looked up towards where Lena was staring back at them from the cockpit, having flicked on the autopilot landing.

“You’ll do great!” She affirmed. “I just know it! Captain Morrison really isnt that scary!”

“No kidding! That privledge went to commander Reyes.” Genji snarked. “Morrison is a big softie compared to him. Though I wonder, what exactly did you do to get a criminal record?”

“Oh you’ll both find out once we get inside! Morrison has the list!” Lena chirped innocently as the shuttle finished it’s landing sequence. “There are so many bright new faces for you to meet!”

With a quick flurry of taps along a keypad, the rear ramp of the shuttle hissed open to reveal a man in a deep navy colored uniform with short, well groomed hair as blonde as sunlight and calm, prideful eyes like the rolling waves the deepest ocean.

“Genji!” He greeted with a cheerful smile. “It’s been far too long! Glad to have you back with us, and you’re looking better than ever!”

“It’s good to see you too Jack.” Genji chuckled electronically as he approached the blonde man casually to geet his firm handshake. “It has certainly been a long time since we last met, and hopefully under better circumstances this time.”

“Well you seem perfectly healthy, so not quite a trip to Angela again, and more talkative this time!” The man- Jack- jabbed with a playful elbow nudge to the cyborg’s side before glancing over at the small man still hiding in the shadows of the shuttle’s cargo dock. “And that must be the brother you told us about? The one you’re vouching for?”

“Yes, though I wasn’t aware he had a record.” Genji chuckled softly, nodding his head in a gesture for his brother to join him. “I’m awefully curious of what such a record contains, though I have my suspicions on some things. Nonetheless, he is a good man, I know it. Besides, you were willing to take Cassidy on.”

Slowly, from the shadows Zayne walked, his gaze neevously angled at his feet as he joined his brother’s side, not sure what to make of the man before them.

“Well, Reyes technically took him on, but yes, I’m sure its no problem.” Jack chuckled before extending his hand to the youngest Shimada. “Hello, I’m commander Jack Morrison. Leader of the Overwatch.”

“I’m Zayne Shimada…” He mumbled, cautiously taking the hand offered which was returned with a firm shake. “You aren’t going to arrest me, are you?”

“Honestly? We should, if only for your mild acts of terrorism, but your brother is willing to vouch for you, and I’m willing to look past it so long as you are willing to make some agreements while we have you complete some paperwork but, we’ve had worse cases then yours as members.” Jack responded with a slight chuckle. “But its nice to finally put a face to the name! You’ll fit in just fine here, I’m sure of it.”

“If you say so.” Zayne chuckled awkwardly ad he was released from the handshake and Commander Morrison began to walk off towards the main building with a wave enticing the brothers to follow.

“So when were you gonna tell me you’re technically classified as a terrorist?” Genji jabbed as he skipped along after his brother with a shoulder bump.

“Mmmh, was hoping to wait about as long as you did in telling me you were still alive.” Zayne replied with a sly shrug and a smirk. “Possibly never.”

“Touchè.” Genji replied with an electronic hum. “How did it even happen anyways?”

“Lets just say back when I was working with Hanzo, we got into some… interesting situations and may have made friends with some Australians.”

“Australians???”

“I’m sure they’ll debreif you on my list of crimes once we actually get in there, and those who I committed crimes with.” Zayne sighed as he caught up to the Commander. “Though do know, the buildings I destroyed were corporations who had it coming.”

“The fucking WHAT-“

“Quite the brother you’ve got there Genji!” Lena snickered as she blinked over to catch up with the boys. “This year’s going to be a lively one for sure!”

~~~~~~~~~~

It was weird, walking through the halls of a military outpost freely, not having to sneak around camera blindspots, and strangest of all be escorted around like a guest by the head honcho! Zayne wasn’t sure if he liked it, though it was nice not to have to avoid guards like the plague for once.

Eventually, the group arrived at a small interrogation style office room, which wouldn’t be that strange if it werent for the enormous silverback gorilla sat at the other side of the desk, a pair of glasses sat newtly on his face and a bannana casually in hand. It felt like something almost out of a fever dream, and what happened next baffled the ninja even further.

“Genji!” The gorilla greeted with a toothy smile. “Good to see you again!”

“Ah Winston!” Genji responded cheerily without batting an eye. “Overwatch’s favorite monkey, how have you been?”

“Well- actually, and I hate to interrupt,” Zayne piped up, giving his brother a soft nudge. “Hes not a monkey, hes a Great ape. Very different groupings.”

“Okay nerd.” Genji sassed with a gentle smack to the back of his brother’s head.

“Oh I like this one.” The ape responded with a deep chuckle as he turned his attention over to Zayne before extending a hand to the young Shimada. “I’m Winston, a scientist here at the facility. I’m mostly here to hand you your paperwork and help walk you through it, though I admit I was also curious to meet the new recruit joining us! Oh and, Genji already informed me about your peanut allergy, and just know, I have a tendency to indulge in peanut butter from time to time, it goes very well with bannanas.”

“Well, thanks for the heads up.” Zayne chuckled softly. “Though, I’m still a bit amazed to be talking to well- a talking gorilla! How did that even..?”

“Well, I was born of brilliant minds and raised on the moon by humans! I could go into morefacinating details, but I’m afraid thats a subject for another time as its a terribly long explanation!” Winston laughed softly as he placed some paperwork in front of the young ninja. “Anyways, todays discussion is more about you and where you lay in regards to the team here at Overwatch, which, weclome welcome by the way! Its great to have you!”

“Thank you!” Zayne smiled softly, sitting down at the table. “I’m actually surprised how nice you guys all are! I was really expecting to be arrested almost immediately and locked away forever, at least until I called in some favors and busted out.”

“I’d have liked to see you try!” Winston chuckled. “But, no, no no. We’re quite the understanding group here, I mean, we’d need a bit of any talents we can get if we’re to take on the remnants of the omnic crisis! We cant really afford to be picky even if we wanted to!”

“Allright, well, this is going to be very boring!” Genji announced as he clapped his hands together. “I’m going to have Lena give me the rundown of your crimes if you’re alright being left with Winston?”

There was a subtle concern to his voice hidden amidst the playful tone as he rested his cybernetic hand on his brother’s shoulder, giving a hesitant squeeze to ask if he’d be alright. A squeeze that Zayne returned with a soft smile as he responded.

“I’m sure I’ll be fine, just meet back up with me in whatever place you guys call a mess hall around here?”

“Of course Ibotei, see you soon.”

It took a moment for Genji to remove his hand from his brother’s shoulder, ever the loyal shadow that had guarded the young ninja during his time at the Shambali monastary, now finally having to seperate so his brother could fill out tedious paperwork regarding many, many crimes he had comitted, though in his heart he knew he was in good hands. After all, these were the hands that had caught him when he fell from the Shimada clan entirely.

“Alright, lets begin!” Winston spoke, adjusting his glasses as Genji left the room.

Boy, were they in it for the long haul.

~~~~~~~~~~~

And just for fun, here are the crimes as follows:

Breaking an entering

Multiple speeding violations

Grand larceny

Grand theft auto

International terrorism

Murder-for hire

Conspiracy to commit murder

Vandalism

Arson

Extortion

Acts of non-permitted Demolition

Criminal Anarchy

S2P2 here

#overwatch #self insert fanfiction #the dragon and the fox #cw incest #shipcest #genji x zayne #pardon if ALL of this is squeaky i still gotta shake the rust off #its been a YEAR since ive touched anything overwatch #so i may be a little out of practice in writng wveryone #it’ll come back eventually #it always does #but YEAH WE ARE BACK BABYYYYYY #i have new thoughts of new adventures #action and drama and comedy galore! #still gotta meet everyone else haha~ #BUT SOME NEW FAMILIAR FACES! #and of course if you know anything about me you’ll no exactly why i had to make it at gibraltar’s base #that map is insanely important to me i must find a way to include it always #also you can tell some certain somebodies influenced my criminal record~ #perhaps you’ll see exactly what happened~ #but tata for now!~ and stay tuned~~~~

[opal-owl-flight]

Did meta knight ever show you around his huge battleship? What are you thoughts on it?

“Do you have ANY IDEA how many times I broke in there without being detected?! A battleship THAT big is SO HARD TO DEFEND AND MAINTAIN, and is SUCH a huge target thats easy to hit, EASILY brought down once you take out any amount of its engines, HEAVY AND CLUNKY AS HELL-“

#kirby #kirby fanart #magolor #opal owl’s nest #YEAH HE. HES GOING TO ROAST THE HALBERD ALL HIS LIFE #the Lor is docked on it due to the kits being around and both parents having to watch over em but #its STILL a rust bucket in his eyes #and the Lor kind of agrees. WAHAHAH

[hirokiyuu]

racher bear w me i am also goign to give you the most indulgent 3sen prompt in the world . if icould taste your take on hades/persephone rtiz i would die happy . but also no pressure . lvoeyou

Ritsu'd just left the dumb fruit on the desk when he'd been dragged away by Ou-sama to go talk about the whole 'technically kidnapping a god of the overworld' thing, and it sits half-picked at with juice puddling on the tablecloth, the kind of dumb gross mess Izumi's always getting on him about.

That's the only reason he goes closer, to get rid of it, even though Ritsu and the others down here have warned him a hundred times about what happens if he eats any food from the Underworld, even on accident. It's just to clean up, when Izumi picks it up, tilts it in his hand; it's just to get rid of the mess, when he licks the juice off his fingers.

#emimi u could never be too self indulgent for me i love you. im holding you #this was fun tho wwwww i hope hte vibes came thru.......... im kinda rust LOL #but yeah i considered trying to do underworld izumi/non-underworld ritsu as a fun flip but i liked this concept too much #izumis always a fun chara to write LOL #ITS BEEN SO LONG SINCE I RTIZ'D I HOPE THIS CAME OUT OK WWWWWW #anyways. for u. my beloved emimi. #how do you writing #ensemble stars #ritsuizu #asks #ask memes #watchfulgentleness

[nash-artz-my-gays]

Ahahahaha funni art

Two entries I did for @avoidghost 's little contest on his server

Anyways I'm going to skidaddle to owed art and stuff

#tfa #my art #transformers #skyrange #tfa ocs #tfa ratchet #tfa ultra magnus #ratchet #ultra magnus #quiver #old man medic quiver #tfa oc/cannon ship #the fact im posting this after its all done and over and i SOMEHOW won first place #anyways yeah #enjoy my art #would i still tag rust n repair even tho Gjost is redoing everything?

[axellis-archv-2]

hey *takes what was supposed to be just a visualization in case i ever wanted to draw overhallidays place in the future and then spends 4 hours on it

#📗 my post #🧯 overhalliday (s/i) #yeah ummm yeahn . hey . theres a lot in here let me divulge in the tags #hes supposed to live in like a town thats pretty Scrunched In with buildings kind of surrounding the place so the debug building behind #is supposed to mimic the back alley area that he uses for all his scraps && parts. really id imagine at some point he put a tarp over it #so metal doesnt rust && whatnot . but theres not really a way to do that i think in the sims #the bathroom being right where the stairs are is both a) bc i wrote that in a fic b) sometimes houses are dumb okay we cant all win #there isnt an operating table apparently?? so im using a lounge chair as a stand in and honestly it works well #really if i wanted to i wouldve added like soo much more clutter because he is. not the most organized #ftr i think like every sims bed has a headboard and he DOES NOT have that hes got a bed frame and a mattress that is IT!!! #^ not every sims one . the ones that dont talks abt...bed bugs. which . ew #and for the record also i think his place is only unique in the sense that you walk in and theres a workshop . exterior wise theres #probably like a bunchhh that look the same as youre walking down . all scrunched together #i actually donthave a set place in mind that he lives i just know its like. a Town #a town that doesnt have a hardware store . so he takes a train if he ever needs supplies & it takes abt 10 minutes to get to the city #so hes not like. Cut Off per se but the locals definitely know his deal enough #idk looking at it and imagining a bunch side by side makes me think of likee. like. norway? <- my biases it was like the 2nd thing i google #it would be nice to live by a bunch of water #but also im . i dont know anything abt architecture this very easily could read as somewhere in america or something like that #idk but in my head it snows a lot there thats like all i have thought out

[theonyxranger]

When I see high school kids in beat up POS sports cars I like to tell them I like their cars because every single time, without fail, it lights up their fuckin face and makes their day

#nyx post #rambling about cars #yeah maybe that one is a pile #but its what they wanted and what they could afford #you dont go out and buy a rusted broken mustang unless you REALLY want a mustang #and you dont modify it unless you love it ykwim #im sure these kids get enough shit from each other and the rich/entitled fucks in the community #let them be happy and proud of what they have

[goleb]

Who is Allison

This is Allison. 

Allison is the eldest of the Mayweather siblings - followed by Stanley and Stella (or as you know her, Special One) and a friend of Roy's (mind you, against his will, not that he really minds the company). Sort of lost the ability to care about anything over the years, which helps her exude a perhaps misplaced air of coolness and slight edge. She still pretty cool though. 

Kinda sorta maybe perhaps was the one responsible for accidentally losing her sister to the love cult that one time, landing her on the very bottom of the Roy Gribbleston’s Babysitter Assessment Scale™. She was much younger then... got distracted, y'see. Still can't live that accident down, though her sister is back home again. Gets better eventually, and is definitely a lot more mature now, but Roy would still advise you do not hire her to look after your kids. 

#Shut the heck your up mouth Roy #DHMIS #DHMIS OC #OC #Don't Hug Me I'm Scared #Dont Hug Me Im Scared #The Arts Parable #Allison #The Mayweathers are not alright and I mean all of them no exceptions #Hey you know that scene in Scott Pilgrim where Wallace Stacey and her boyfriend Jimmy are watching Scott fight the first ex #and Ramona's like welp gotta go tell your gay friends I said bye and Stacey's like gay friends...? and Wallace and Jimmy are making out #and she's like WALLACE! AGAIN?! - yeah well that's kinda what her relationship with Roy is like #also sorta had a minor crush on Roy when they first met but that'd obviously never happen but he does play her wingman sometimes #Hates being asked if her name is Blanche and loves Dr Bob for its tangy battery acid taste #much like Roy who loves Bepis for its sharp taste and rust-remover qualities

[simmaster]

true detective seasons one and three are officially in the same universe which means rust and marty are out there somewhere in at least 2015 and i haven’t stopped thinking about it. im sorry but for my own mental health i have to believe they are alive and friends. they don't deserve happiness but they do deserve each other. i think rust started working at marty's investigative agency and they're partners again. [through gritted teeth] i also think they live together. marty was so obviously making rust stay with him after he got out of hospital like it's basically canon and i think he got better but just never moved out. in fics people like to pull a "there was only one bed", but i think that marty does have a spare room, he made sure to get a house that had one in case one of his daughters ever came to stay, but it sat empty until rust started living in it. i don't think anything more than platonic ever happened between them, but they're close in their own way that nobody would understand, probably not even them

#sorry for tds1 posting out of nowhere that gifset really triggered my insanity to come fully back #well not fully fully i wont rewatch. probably. #as implied in this post i did end up watching season three which was just alright it wasnt bad but it was nowhere near as good as s1 #and i watched the first episode of season two but it sucked so bad so i turned it off and read the plot on wikipedia #but yeah. i do believe that rust and marty are soulmates but in a way that isnt platonic or romantic its something just for them #micah.txt #detectiveposting

[simpgonium]

I have the most niche, crack-ass Bakugou x Reader au in my head rn lMFAO

#reader is a microbiologist #Bakugou is a pro hero or at least still has his quirk #reader somehow discovers his microbiome carries its own unique bacterial species #which has evolved just to breakdown his volatile chemical sweat #and reader just thinks it’s the coolest fucking thing in the world #you know scientists and their passions #like that one lady who cried over some rust fungus on a blade of grass #I love fuckin nerds #anyway yeah reader is fucking weird in the best way #‘sir could I swab your armpit please it’s for science’ #they’re obsessed with him but not actually *with* him I just think they’re funny #I imagine this isn’t the first time they’ve seen something like this #like I imagine their whole job description is ultimately under quirk biology studies #and they specialize in the mutation of our microscopic friends alongside humanity’s own quirk evolution #but they think every single case is so so interesting #truly passionate about their field!

[scover-va]

So I can't get this out of my head so is Jeremiah cold blooded or warm blooded I mean he's a groomda But they're like humans right I'm very confused .

Ty for asking anon! I am FULLY prepared to go into a lil ramble abt Jeremiah’s weird biology situation here. I mean, dude gets shot in the chest (based on the location, he should’ve been shot on the heart or at least a lung) but then…is able to move around fine. He goes on a dangerous mission, he fucking scales walls (p sure he does his when you enter Bryce’s room as weasel kid), etc. He doesn’t behave like someone who got shot in an organ, despite the fact that characters very much so can die from getting shot anywhere an organ is (like Jay or all the npcs in the gameworks base). More info under the cut. Tldr tho: Cold blooded, I just feel like going on a ramble about character creation, specifically Jeremiah’s

So yeah, I briefly mentioned this in my latest fic, but Jeremiah is notably cold as a corpse. He *is* alive, I should say that, he bleeds in canon and then in my fic gets flustered, but he’s still cold. I’d imagine Groondas ARE warm, they are living beings after all, Jeremiah’s just the big ol’ exception. Everything about how he works is weird. Basis for this hc is admittedly snatched from @/hrokall (p sure i reblogged the post), but still.

What makes Jeremiah different though is purely because of him being a glitch. We don’t know much about the actual creation itself, and even what we do know, just feels. Odd. Ignoring the contradictory stuff though (‘Lionel created a groonda’ vs Lionel saying Irving made the npcs), the way I see it is that a character becomes, well, a character once they have all their assets and coding and stuff. Stuff like animations, sprites, dialogue, all that fun stuff. Bare minimum npcs like Captain Barnay don’t have much in the way of personality or dialogue because they don’t need it, making them flat characters. Even Junior in SoL primarily repeats “Hi!” or “Hi…” the entire time. Playable characters have more assets + files, and are completely sentient and able to do as they please (save for Rust for non-self-aware reasons) due to feeling like legitimate people.

So, for whatever reason, maybe something to do with swk, Lionel was fucking around with the Groonda files, and just. Completely forgot to save the files. He was 12 at the oldest, can’t really blame him for being forgetful here. But because the Gameworks is, in the video game universe, a real life corporation with employees and bosses and the such, they had all these files that should be gone due to being unsaved, but they’ve got all that work done, so the assets and such essentially become corrupted. Hence Jeremiah’s creation. He’s essentially a huge fucking glitch in the system, and, well, unsaved files go missing, and the in-game version of missing files would likely be a ‘dead’ character. Essentially like a zombie or a ghost. Something that should be dead, but isn’t.

So basically the long story short of it all is that Jeremiah’s essentially an undead creature. He still has blood flow, but like I said before, he’s as cold as a corpse. One day I’ll properly get into how I see the needs and stuff of characters and how the amount of assets/files affects them, but. This is a Jeremiah centric post and I’m trying my best to keep it that way

#ik its a very simple question #but i felt like going into detail abt how i feel jeremiah works #but yeah the shortened version is that hes cold blooded and essentially a zombie #i have many thoughts on how the character creation process works in the mullinsverse #but im gonna save that specifically for when I got everything focused on rust figured out #bc hes an outlier to my whole ‘more files = more sentience’ rule #might have to replay the game again but we’ll see #scov.txt #the hex #the hex game #the hex jeremiah