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i hope this e-mail finds your g-spot

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Me: I wanna write a sexy story about a medical/mechanical examination of a sexbot.

My brain: Okay, cool. Did you explore and address all of the technical and ethical implications of building a race of possibly sentient AIs for the purpose of sex?

Me:…

My brain: All pornos have a thoroughly grounded worldbuilding foundation, right?

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Kris Anka’s designs…I just had to

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Writing plot-based prompt: Must resist urge to derail with unnecessary underwater sex scene

Writing porn-based prompt: 4k words in, no sex, everyone's crying

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So I’m the guy who joined a Facebook group called Naughty Nerds and then almost went off on people for posting objectifying pictures of superheroines.

There was somebody posting a cosplay body positivity for guys thread, but the comments were full of fatshamers.

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i hate the word nut, cum is a nicer word

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I find the most erotic part of the new Tumblr update is the boobies.

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hold on. is the iOS-specific language ("by default, we hide potentially mature content in the iOS app") a sign that we're getting the best of both worlds here? is this a way to simultaneously appease apple's strict "adult content" minders while also allowing adult content as a whole?? are titties back on the menu???

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Shout out to tumblr for communicating "nsfw is allowed again" in the Funniest and least clear wording possible

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my piece for the Star Trek Swimsuit Special zine!

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i wish cleaning the dishes was more fun. specially the bottles