Blitz: I know your problem. You've got a Moxxie in your head.
Fizz: A Moxxie?
Blitz: Yeah. I get one too sometimes. "Blitz, you can't. Blitz, you're gonna die. Blitz, don't put that in your mouth."
Blitz: Fizz, it's simple. Don't listen to stupid Moxxie.
Fizz: ....Why is his name Moxxie?
Blitz: It doesn't matter. Shut him up. Say, "shut the fuck up, Moxxie"!
Fizz: Shut the fuck up, Moxxie.
Blitz: Louder! "Shut the fuck up, Moxxie!"
Fizz: Shut the fuck up, Moxxie!
Blitz: "Shut the fuck up, Moxxie!!"
Fizz: SHUT THE FUCK UP, MOXXIE!!
Blitz: Can you still hear him?!
Fizz: Nope! Just you!
Blitz: Good! [Drags Fizz onto a barely functioning motorbike] Now, hang on!
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literally unparalleled comedy that weyoun was put in julian's quarters during the occupation. is that just the cardassian's boytoy assigned quarter.
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Happy Valentine’s Day guys
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overheard somebody introduce the movie Everything Everywhere All At Once thusly: “It’s about a woman trying to do her taxes. The rest of it is too complicated to explain.”
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𝚍𝚎𝚊𝚗 𝚠𝚒𝚗𝚌𝚑𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚛
𝟷𝚡𝟷𝟽 ✩ 𝚑𝚎𝚕𝚕 𝚑𝚘𝚞𝚜𝚎
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my bestfriend who has never watched an episode of succession
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i keep rolling around in my head a dungeon meshi au where everything is the same except laois is a single mom. and i keep laughing my ass off at the realization that chilchuck, upon discovering laois is a mom, is instantly Way Nicer but only to her.
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ARE WE READY FOR THE PAIN THATS COMING?
Good luck tho webtoon only people, don't mind the webnovel readers crying in a corner (:
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when two unrelated characters look like each other in bsd chances are it's because bsd doesn't exactly have facial diversity and suffer from same face syndrome
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sometimes the canon pomni and caine dynamic feels a little bit like jeannie...you're a tragedy. methinks. incoherent ramblings time.
it's so so hard to explain but ok . ok so . caine's a "superstar" (ringmaster.) in this context. ok? basically left everyone hanging what with how focused he is on this shitfuck of a virtual circus and making the humans unintentionally suffer as a result.
i kinda feel like pomni's gonna confront him like...somewhere in the halfway point of the series? like for his generally batshit behavior. god i know he's 90% most likely not the actual antagonist of this hellscape but GOD i need that.
why should she make the first move, though, if he doesn't give a goddamn? goddamn, i want them to develop a weird kind of friendship dynamic because of all the ooey gooey complicated feelings that come out of it AUGHHHH. she kind of misses him even if she just BARELY got to know him and it's SO WEIRD FOR HER!!!
Girl, don't you do me wrong
Girl, don't you do me harm
Girl, don't you do me wrong
Girl, you do you
i don't even need to explain this part . don't you do her wrong, caine. you do you .
it's weird to explain the third batch of lyrics but i think...despite the malaise pomni's stuck in, i think she still wants to like caine as much as he likes her. i dunno. they should start developing a dynamic in series so i can go rabid when the Feelings reach a high between them
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