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emmyrosee · 9 months

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What’s up homeslice. I’m here because I’m on a Haikyuu bender and I know you’ve got the sweet sweet hookup.

So hear me out… I am a taller individual(5’8 to be more precise). We see a lot of content out there for ladies of average or shorter stature(I love all you small people out there, don’t you dare think otherwise) so I beseech thee: nishinoya, yaku, hoshiumi, Kenma, atsumu, hell maybe even suna. Any of these wonderful gents just being absolutely infatuated with a tall(ish) s/o.

If you don’t wanna do it, no worries my dude, I can smell what yer steppin in and I respect it, no problemo. Love peace and bacon grease my homie ✌️

Oh HELL YEAH MATE!!!! 5’9 representative 🥳🥳 also I want to eat this prompt for breakfast how could I NOT take it the hell you think this is??

Also as always my pieces are in timeskip but the gifs give me some organization so don’t @ me

Listen. Nishinoya would be in straight denial that you’d have reciprocated feelings for him because like. You’re you, okay; he worships the ground you walk on, but now knowing that you truly are into it, it increases tenfold.

“This isn’t even cat walking. This is goddess walking. This is queen walking. Here-“ he drops to his knees to give the ground, be it on cement or hardwood at home, a quick playful dust with his hands, shaking his head and relishing in the laugh you let out. “How could I possibly let my queen walk on the filth left behind by me?”

“Truly,” you snicker, and you lean down to meet him halfway for a kiss, which he rises on his haunches to reciprocate. “But I like your mess.”

“I like you,” he mumbles against your lips.

Yaku. My underrated loml. There’s minimal I wouldn’t do for this man. He’s so good to you and confident in himself that flirting with you came easy- turns out that you flirting back was his weakness.

He’s a complete victim of the psychology okay, you’re already taller than him, you already rock your height and are proud of it that you two just click.

And he’s so protective of you, it drives you wild; he knows your comfortable in your height, you far need him for protection, but that’s not the point. If anyone dare say anything about his beautiful lady, be it in any way but respectful, he truly turns into an attack dog, letting you watch in satisfaction as he completely tears apart whoever look at you the wrong way.

There was an incident you had to patch him up after a fight. But the way dazed and adoring eyes looked up at you, smiling a bloody smile and re-splitting his lip that almost makes his rare altercations worth it.

HOSHIUMI!!!! IS!!!! A NEW LOVE OF MINE!!!! CAME OUTTA NOWHERE FOR REAL!!!

And I so love to think he put the moves on you first, just flirting and sending you playful vibes because he’s a short king who’s confident in his height, and god it has you completely whipped.

He’s always so quick to hype you up in very Nishinoya-fashion, and he’s so unapologetic about having you on his arm, that anytime you enter a room, he not only opens the door for you, he steps ahead and yells out a swift “EXCUSE ME EVERYONE! Out of the way, please! Queen coming through!”

The sheer volume does have people parting to let you both come in, your hand laced with his and proud smirk on his face.

There’s very seldom a time that his cheeks aren’t completely painted with stains of tinted lip balms or lipstick, and he wears them like a badge of honor as you bend down to give them.

Woof. Atsumu. What else can I say about my pretty, goofy, dumb blonde?

What else can I say about the way he completely melts when you wear his jerseys, because they fall just slightly against your hips and when you reach up, a sliver of your skin comes out?

What else can I say about the way his eyes never leave you for long, be it when you’re in two day old sweats, or gown he splurged god knows how much on just to see you wear it?

What else can I say about how you rest your head on his shoulders while in line at the market, and he takes selfish inhales of your scent?

God. GOD.

Marking him up with lipstick and glossy marks isn’t foreign, even getting so cocky he merely taps his cheek no matter where you are, for a show offy kiss just to flex your height to everyone watching.

Okay. You know what’s up. Kenma is the og. He’s the number one. I LOVE this man. And he LOVES hyping you up in possessive, hot ways. For eXAMPLE, there’s a picture of you on his Instagram where you’re dawned in heels in preparation for a banquet for his sponsorships, towering over him with your back facing the mirror in your stunning form, and he’s merely smirking back into the camera. It looks chic, it looks smooth, and the caption has his entire fandom in a tizzy: “mom and dad say sit.”

Sure enough, when the comments are filled with suggestive comments and tons of “SORRY MOMMY-“ you scold him for his cheeky post, but secretly love the attention.

One time, you posed as Lady Dimitrescu, towering high over him, and he as Ethan Winters and by the time you woke up the next morning, it quickly rose to his most popular post.

What can he say? He likes being walked like a dog.

*sneezes* Suna’s is a lil dirty so minors pls go away for this part on, but here’s a Suna gif to make up for it

But. BUT-

I just relish in the thought of him not making you lift a finger; treating you like royalty for simply existing.

It’s why he never says anything as he sees you dressing up for sponsor events, instead guiding you to sit down while he fetches the brand new heels that go with the brand new dress he spoils you with. He tugs the seam of his pants up slightly before getting down on one knee and grabbing your foot and slipping the shoe on for you. His hands are gentle, and his lips leave adoring kisses along your knees and calves, tongue laving over your nylon covered flesh feverishly.

It makes you sink your teeth into your lip and tighten your thighs in need.

“You are fucking breathtaking,” he pants, letting his bottom lip draw along the length of your shin.

“I know, baby,” you whisper, matching his tone dominantly.

“You never cease to amaze me; made by the fucking gods, truly.”

“Rintaro-“

“Worship every inch of skin on this body-“

“We’re going to be late,” you snicker, rising to your feet and getting accustomed to the added five inches. He doesn’t move, merely smiling up at you, and you can practically see the invisible tail wagging behind him.

“I could stare at you forever,” he rasps. “I’d pay a sponsor to move his charity event if it meant I could rip this dress off you right now, make you scream my name.”

You giggle easily as he does, finally, get up, looking up at you with a bite of his lip. “If you behave tonight,” you begin, and he lets his eyes glaze over you one more time.

“I’ll let you.”

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your-local-baguette · 1 year

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Haikyu headcanons: cuddling with them

Characters: oikawa, kuroo, Sugawara and tsukki.

Oikawa

BIG SPOON. He would munch on your cheeks, leaving tons of little kisses. Both of you talking for hours about random shits and telling dumb joke y'all come up with on the spot, doing that for hours. He would tickle the back of your neck with his nose, then snuggle in it like he didn't do anything. Oikawa is one of the sweetest boyfriend, he is pretty clingy and be ready to cuddle him for hours while working. He is shameless tho he will gladly burry his face in your chest. He definitely tangles your hair.

Kuro tetsuro

He would lay on your chest after pratice, snuggling in your boobas or neck. He give me lovebites and hickeys vibes while cuddling, but he would also munch on your cheeks. I feel like the cuddle would go with him sliding his head in between your arms while your playing on your phone. You would rest your hand on his back while playing, not minding his affection but he would always leave unexpected kisses over your whole face at really random times. These alway tickle and you end up bursting out laughing, that was a melodious sound to the ears of kuroo.

Sugawara

Cuddles with sugawara are pretty chill, you two would tangle your legs together while he press tenderly your head on his chest or neck. He would gently massage the back of your scalp, you could fall asleep, new talent of sugawara discovered; massages. But sometimes when you guys are cuddling while on a chair, so basically when he studying you would be comfortably installed on his lap. Your arms wrapped around his shoulder, head buried in his neck while humming his scent. Most of your cuddling session were either a complete comfortable silence, or it was you rambling about your days and pouting over small things. But when you were fast asleep on his lap, he would never dare wake you up, he would only enjoy the cute little thing on his lap and sometime slightly rock you. Sweetest boy peace out my heart 🥰

Tsukishima kei

It would be you begging him until he gives in. But when he cuddling with you, he's legit more implicated than you are. You would be comfortable on his chest, your hand behind his head, messaging his scalp lightly while he would massage your back. He was so good at it you could fall asleep, it was amazing. Tsukki would probably scroll on his phone while massaging your back with one hand. It was alway in a comfortable silence or you were talking about your day in a low and sleepy voice. He sometimes told you about his, his voice was alway calm and posed. He almost never looked at you, little did you know when you would fall asleep he would just stare at your cute face and occasionally leave forehead kisses. Once he dropped his phone on your face, you lifted your face and your face was just adorable, eyes barely adorable with a very sleepy expression. He swore a cupid just aimed an arrow straight to his heart. Being the tsundere he is he would never tell you that.

Hope you enjoyed the hc.

I was supposed to have finished those like 40 minutes ago.

#haikyuu #haikyu x reader #tsukkishima x reader #sugawara kōshi #kuroo x reader #oikawa x reader #haikyu fanfiction

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easybrainrot34 · 1 year

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Haikyuu boys helping u when your not in a good mental space

My mental health is in a real shit place so here is who I think would be fantastic to have around when ur not in a fun mental space. Also ignore the different spellings and grammar shit, i didn't feel like editing it

Daichi

* I feel like he has a sixth sense when it comes to people having bad mental health around him

* Like he just feels ✨the vibes✨

* He will be ur free therapist

* Or if ur not a touchy person or don’t like to talk about ur feelings he will just sit and remind u he’s here for u

* Sometimes painfully optimistic

* Just like….good dad energy

Yams

* I feel like he would be like “dude same”

* Like he’s also going through it but will prioritize u over himself (also don’t fucking do that, u matter)

* “Have u tried a weighted blanket? It was a lifesaver when I found out about them”

* He does do a good job tho of not letting u spiral

* Will get u ur favorite snacks bc he’s not quite sure what to say

Bokuto

* Oh he tries his best

* I feel like bokuto has not fantastic mental health (and the only one who reallly sees it is Akaashi)

* He is also like painfully optimistic

* Like u could be ranting about some life bs and he goes “don’t worry it will pass and life will get better!!☺️”

* U know he’s coming from a genuinely sweet place but it’s not always what you need to hear

* If you’re love, language is physical touch/you’re a very touchy person. He will cuddle the shit out of you!

* Even if you don’t wanna talk in all you need is like a hug he 👏🏻is 👏🏻there👏🏻 for 👏🏻you

* Will send u his ‘asmr that helps’ playlist that contains ‘ur gonna be ok’ and ‘helping u calm down form a panic attack’ will a text saying “it really helps, give it a chance.”

* Man will just show up at ur house too with ur fav shit

* He doesn’t care how you look or what your depression pit is at he will help you clean up and help you try to restore peace

Kenma

* Honestly this man has like a “404 error” when it comes to things like this

* He will usually let you get all your feelings out but at the same time he is digging around in his brain for what Kuroo and yaku tell him when he’s not doing good

* Prob texting kuroo or hinata asking wtf to do

* Kenma would never share any of your struggles/tea he will always be vague when asking for advice

* Sometimes if he’s really lost he will just go “have u ever talked to kuroo or Akaashi about this stuff? They r better at this then I am tbh”

* HOW FUCKIN EVER man will listen to ur every work and will always make sure u feel listened to

* If u have some bs drama going on he will recall older shit being like “wait they r still on their bullshit??”

* Overall great man to rant to

Akaashi

* He’s here for u

* He just gets it

* Not the most physically comforting person, but will make sure you are ok

* He will make sure u keep up with everything

* “R u taking ur meds?” “Make sure u eat and drink some water.” “Don’t forget to take the cups out of ur room.”

* He’s got ur back

* Along with Kenma, he won’t ever spill any of ur struggles or secrets that is no one’s business beside your own or who you tell

* Will remind u tho that he isn’t a therapist, and will suggest that you talk to one

* Will even help you find one that’s actually good

Honestly I could keep going but I feel like this already pretty long.

#haikyuu headcanons #haikyuu!!#anime #mental health #daichi sawamura #daichi #Yamaguchi #yamaguchi tadashi #kotaro bokuto #bokuto #akaashi #keiji akaashi #x reader #kenma #kenma kozume #brains proper work

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cafecourage · 1 month

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I have been thinking about haikyuu a lot recently and their dynamic in the team compared to how I think the Chain interacts. Please if anyone wants to add on or add their thoughts, even if you haven’t watch the show, it’s always fun to discuss these things! :D

TL DR: Let me tell you about how I think the Chain’s dynamic and reference one of my favorite animes. It’s a lot underneath have fun understanding my tired brain.

Lets start with Time, automatically I am going to say he is the foundation of the chain. Time is the guy that all the boys rely on. Time isn’t flashy, he isn’t the strongest, but he is solid. If Time is out then things start to crumple a bit. Not because there is lower power but like I have been saying Time is reliable. Also I think it’s funny if someone drew Time as Daichi in this scene.

I still laugh at this panel with hindsight. But I genuinely want this.

Warriors is a tactician, he is a setter in the team. I feel like Warriors is the type of person that while he is a strategic and thorough person. He is completely able to vibe with anyone given he has enough time to be with them. This man thinks even in the middle of battle. Yes, while he is an Suga type he also gives me Akaashi or Kenma vibes.

Twilight is an Ace. He is the strongest physically and the most heavy hitter of the group. He is there to do crowd control and break down barriers. He is the tank. I don’t think there is more to be said. If people want someone to be the muscle it’s Twilight. I don’t know who to compare him to tho, he ain’t an Asahi type.

The person that is both a defensive and offensive person is Legend. He is definitely a middle blocker, but the reason I think he can swap at the drop of a hat, is because the amount of stuff he has. He can quickly look at a situation and go “I got something for this” and pull out a magic weapon that will help.

Another person that is a swap is Wild. I think he is like Johzenji the party team. In the way that he is unrefined and easily able to adapt to his surroundings and other people around him. Wild is holding back probably most of the time since he is so used to being alone. That doesn’t mean his attacks are worse, it just means he can be anything, anywhere at anytime in a battle.

Four and Wind are both more defensive fighters. They are both small and had to figure out how to fight people five times their size. Four is obvious he is the Libero of this weird volleyball metaphor. He really is the safety net, he is on the look out to see who need the most help. Because let’s be real in video games normally the smallest enemies are the most annoying ones to fight. Wealthier or not that is true irl I will just say Four will probably make it so. I can see Four mostly helping the heavy hitters to make sure they aren’t blind sided. But he is also probably zooming around the battle field to see who needs the extra hands. I’ve been comparing the boys to people so I guess Noya in this case or Yaku.

Wind, though, is defensive in the same sense of Hinata, where he is the ultimate decoy. Wind needs to be more aggressive in fast and quick succession. He is probably the most chaotic attacker because of it. Yeah, he has training but he is also trained in pirate. There isn’t much to say other than Wind is probably adjusting to more traditional fighting. I mean this boy is probably more similar to Wild in attack style but with the slight formal training. Even then he was trained by an old man in his isolated island village.

Hyrule is a glass cannon. Yes thats because of the blood thing. However, even with that I think Magical wise Hyrule is the most powerful as he doesn’t need items to do his spells. But also his attacks can get out of hand really fast. But he has been using them for a long time and as we saw he can control it pretty good. Ironically the first time I drew Hyrule I gave him freckles because he reminded me of Yamaguchi so if im bias i am bias.

Sky as much as I love him, I don’t know where he would place. Even though he is what started this whole things. Like it’s something to be sad that he killed god, but i don’t think he is necessarily fighting on the offense. Sky is the moral and emotional support, just like Tanaka is to Karasuno. This means more after battle wise where he doesn’t show emotional weakness if something went wrong. Even durring battle he isn’t getting pissed off or outwardly stressed. I suppose he is like time as well where Sky is reliable. But if Sky is taken out it’s more mentally panic as the person that keeps everyone positive is down and is hurt.

Anyway I am going to go watch the stage play again because i miss the music.

#twilight (not lu) speaks #linked universe #linkeduniverse #I am tired #its time for bed

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negrowhat · 1 year

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2022 BL ROUNDUP PART 3

Hey y'all, I've seen everyone doing their top 22, 20, 15, 10, and 5 BLs of the year and I didn't want to do a ranking! I just want to do a quick rundown of everything I watched and how I feel about it now! This is gonna be multiple posts! But I'll post them all at the same time.

The one Pinoy BL, Japanese, and Taiwanese BLs I watched this year + some honorable non-BL mentions.

Mr. Unlucky Has No Choice But To Kiss! (Japan) I actually didn't finish it. I think I had 1 or 2 eps left. It was cute, from what I remember, but it wasn't like outstanding. I loved literal take on polar opposites. The main pair was very cute and there was a huge penguin. I might finish it someday. IDK.

Old Fashion Cupcake (Japan). My fave Japanese BL of the year. Cute food dates, pining idiots, company men, totally normal age gap. It was a great series. I loved every single thing about it. 10/10. Would recommend everyone watch it.

Takara-kun to Amagi-kun (Japan). Loved it. It was a sweet story. The mains were SUPPOSED to be carrying on a secret relationship but they were trash at hiding it. It was very obvious they were together, they spent damn near all their time together. The kids at their school just minded their own business which is probably why they were able to keep the secret so long. I love those boys.

Cherry Magic the Movie (Japan). Someone leaked the movie like a month ago and I ran to go watch it. It was really cute! So sweet! AND WHOLESOME! I missed Adachi and Kurosawa. I wasn't expecting for it to be so soft! AND THEY GOT MARRIED (spoiler alert)

Gameboys 2 (Philippines). 10/10. I love my boys so much. Gameboys is seriously underrated and it annoys me. Great lgbtq representation, excellent support from side characters, relevant discussions (coming out, LDR, toxic family members, trauma). The mains have beautiful chemistry. Like what more could you ask for??

Plus & Minus (Taiwan). I dropped this and came back to it. The series is good but the conflict towards the end felt completely unnecessary. The main couple was really cute. We love a good besties to lovers story. The side couple was cute. We also love a good single dad falling for the local playboy story. Also that series had a TON of cameos from actors in other Taiwanese BL series.

About Youth (Taiwan). Oh it was so cute. Both couples had great chemistry and the storylines were interesting. The main couple had more of a puppy love thing going on, they became friends first and then boyfriends. They openly supported each other and dealt with annoying family members together. The side couple kind of had to deal with a rebound issue since one of them was in a relationship right before getting together. I think it was a good watch.

Honorable mentions:

Kei x Yaku: Dangerous Buddies. It was a bromance but very queer. One of the mains was a canon bisexual. They lived together, were very protective of each other, and went bonkers when the other was hurt. They calmed each other down and worried about each other a lot. They had insane chemistry and were very much vibing through the whole series.

Heartstopper (UK). Not technically a BL but a queer English series. Very cute with excellent LGBTQ representation. 10/10. It was picked up for another 2 seasons.

Young Royals 2 (Sweden). I liked it. My only issue was that it focused more on the het couple than the actual main pair. I didn't like either of the characters from the het couple. It featured a closeted lesbian and I wanted more from her storyline because she was in love with her best friend. I wanted more of everyone except the het couple idc.

#japanese bl #mr. unlucky has no choice but to kiss!#fukou kun wa kiss suru shikanai!#old fashion cupcake #takara-kun to amagi-kun #cherry magic the movie #pinoy bl #gameboys 2 #gameboys the movie #gameboys the series #taiwanese bl #plus and minus #plus & minus #about youth #kei x yaku #heartstopper #young royals 2 #young royals

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greycappedjester · 6 months

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I know it’s a lot of characters to sort but if you don’t mind sharing, where would you say the people in the DA fall in the spectrum of trust and fondness for Headmaster Ukai? On one side we have Oikawa who definitely does not trust or seemingly like him, and then we have Noya (I think?) who suggested the name Ukai’s army so he probably has some degree of trust/fondness for him. Where do most of the characters fall within that scale?

Oooh good question! I'd say it's currently*...

*in the 5th story for people who come across this post later. Since this list will certainly change

Least Trust:

1.) Oikawa-he doesn't trust practically anyone rn outside of his small group of friends and he especially doesn't trust people in authority and 2x especially anyone who was involved in the last war. Oikawa lives in rage and is definitely curently #1 to Stab an Authority Figure in their Sleep

2.) Daishou-this is definitely a lot less than Oikawa but I'd still say he'd be next in list sicne he is 1.) a Slytherin who aren't the most trusting bunch to begin with, 2.) raised around Uncle/Minister who never trusted Ukai and would likely let some of that slip, 3.) Knows how much of a fake his Uncle/Minister is and likely thinks Ukai as the other major war general hero is much the same

3.) Iwaizumi-oddly not because of that thing with the 2nd Task but that didn't help. Nah, Iwa-chan still definitely holds a grudge about that thing with Oikawa and the veritaserum from the begginning of 4th...even tho technically Oikawa took that by semi-choice

4.) Kuroo-similar to Daishou, he's way too familiar with politicians with fake public faces. Nothing really aganist Ukai in particular, just not big on public people who everyone seems to praise (which Ukai definitely was as a war general hero before this year with all the bad press aganist Hogwarts)

Ambivalent Range ie The I'm Just Not That Trustfull Bunch:

5.) Mika-matches up with Daishou in that she's not too trusting of anyone who technically has powr over her (by being her Headmaster)

6.) Yaku- Teenage Curmudgen(TM)

7.) Tsukishima- Teenage Misanthrope (TM)....ranks more trusting than Yaku since Tsuki's experience with Minister last year made his ostensible rival (the Headmaster) look better by comparison

8.) Makki & Matsu- Come On We're Still Slytherins Duo....really it's just that they have a bone deep rebellious streak and a long history of pranking

He's Alright, I Guess? Range:

9.) Kenma- Has genuinely never thought of the Headmaster much

10.) Ennoshita- Headmaster's way better than the Minister...2nd least trusting of the Crows so he sitll holds some resentment because of how the werewolf stuff was handled in 3rd story but likes that the Headmaster was able to keep it a secret from the press and student body

11.) Amani- Is a pretty friendly person in general

12.) Shimizu- Certified Teacher Friend (in a good, non-suck up way). I mean, come on, she's been a library assistant for forever. She was 100% the kid on the playground who would rather sit by the tachers and read quietly (this was me in elementary btw). She desn't really know the Headmaster but has genrally positive feelings towards the Hogwarts faculty

13. ) Yamaguchi- 3rd least trusting of Crows, too much time around Tsuki. Still has complicated feelings about 3rd story stuff. Pretty similar to Ennoshita, but Yamaguchi was raised more in the wizarding world so still has more of the Ukai-Great-War-General vibes

14.) Kageyama-Wait, what does this have to do about Quidditch?

Yes, I like Him Range:

15.) Yachi- "While there are some things I feel complicated about [insets paragraph] I also accept that human beigns are naturally flawed and that becasue he also did many good things like [inserts multiple paragraphs], I generally feel that our Headmaster is a good person though subject to human flaws as we all are" (Questioner has long since tuned out). Basically, Yachi's a good egg who recognizes flaws but aslo that everyone's a bit complicated

16.) Daichi-Genuinely appreciative of everything he's done for Asahi to let him attend and cover up aspects of what happened in 3rd.

The You Could Stab Me And I'd Say "Hey, You Dropped Your Knife" Crew....ie the just really trusting in genral bunch

17.) Bokuto- :)

18.) Hinata- :) (Oikawa voice in the background): He drugged you and left you in a forest! Hinata: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Headmaster is a Badass! Group/ Most Trusting and Genuinely Admire Him:

19.) Lev-Dude, Headmaster Ukai fought aganist the Giant! He's Awesome (But Scary)

20.) Tanaka- complicated family history which makes him greatly look up to a hero of the war who put a lot of Ghosts behind bars

21.) Asahi- Is very appreciative of Ukai for letting him attend Hogwarts and helping him with all the necessary paperwork

22.) Suga-Is so adamantly aganist his family's legacy that it fuels a bit of a blind side of viewing Headmaster's faults. He really does have some very secific blinders that come on when it comes to his family legacy. Overly trust figure of the oposite side is likely one of them.

23.) Noya- 2x admiration since Ukai also helped his uncle get in when he was a student and then helped Asahi and just in general has been just very cool about helping students of various creature legacies (like veelas, werewolves, dhampir, etc) into Hogwarts. Also Ukai's a war hero

Bonus:

Akaashi-who needs trust when I've got foresight?

In other words, Akaashi's too weird on what "trust" as a concept even is to put him on this list. How do you view trust when you genrally know for a sorta-fact how people will behave?

#hq at hogwarts

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queerkuro · 10 months

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jordan you can't just say you have more kurosuga thoughts and then leave me hanging... i want to know your thoughts please :lookingrespectfully:

:p hehehe

i'm so particular about my kuroo ships on account of the i love him (autistic about him) and i never considered kurosuga but WOW what a good pair

i don't even remember what i said in your tags i'm just gonna talk. kuroo calls him suga-chan and all of nekoma breaks their necks looking at him crazy. kuroo is so down bad and he tries so hard to be cool around suga but he's kuroo so that's impossible. he wants to look so cool and smart and suga just laughs and is so enamored because wow kuroo is goofy

suga is a little (a lot) mad about how tall kuroo is. he does not hesitate to take notes from his bestie yaku on how to deal with tall people. kuroo also gets very stressed about things and is very familiar with suga karate chopping him (lovingly of course, you know how suga is)

we all hate sugamama i know, however, kurosuga give me parental vibes. like i just know they're scary good with kids. they're a perfect mixture of responsible and silly and i think they like to take care of their friends! but like. in a silly dad kinda way

suga is so aware of kuroo being cringefail and also he is losersexual. kuroo is so. and suga loves it. and kuroo is just mindblown that he successfully got suga to like him and he kinda has an ego about it because it's suga! and while kuroo is bragging about him suga is like :) he makes me laugh

suga is also down bad for kuroo and kuroo does loserboy things and suga is giggling and twirling his hair you know. suga gets made fun of by daichi and asahi

i have this vivid image in my mind of them still in hs and they're in the gym and tanaka finds of suga likes kuroo and tanaka of all people is like 🤨 him? really? and he wants to tease suga but also wants to be respectful of his senpai you know. so he's just like *side eye* if that's what you're into

i haven't had much time to thing about them so i'll stop here but i'm sure i'll have more

#hq #kurosuga #wtf jordan #asks

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mrskodzuken · 2 years

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But Kisa, does Hinata return the favour?

WENDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY DKDKDKDKLDD i was gonna reply to your reblog on my spicy Hinata blurb (my second overall—i wrote a failed fem!Hinata x Ushijima fic before... it was good tho 🤦🏻‍♀️—and first that is x reader) earlier but we suddenly became busy with boxing buko (young coconut) tart orders to be delivered today + my morning chores 😭 ALSO YOUR TAGS!!!!!!!!!

I think to myself, why is my brain productive when it comes to NSFW stuff instead of wholesome fluff?????? 😭💀🤦🏻‍♀️ /gen

Anyways, both Hinata and Bokuto are either top notch service doms or switches that you could wrap a finger around them (orrrrrrrrr~ wrap a hand around their big dicks 😏) ALSO I HC THAT SHOYO, YAKU, INUNAKI AND KOURAI IN THE JNT HAVE BIG DICK ENERGY VIBES DESPITE THEIR SHORT STATURES 😔✊🏻♥️

ANYWAAAAAAAAAAYS!!! On to the aftermath... DID HINATA SHOYO RETURN THE FAVOR TO YOU??? 👀

pairing: Hinata x f!reader (was gonna do afab!reader but i’m scared someone might come at me and berate me for how i write this kind of reader fic, so i’ll stick with fem!reader 🙇🏻‍♀️ /gen)

tw/cw: 18+ MDNI, post-timeskip, f!masturbation, oral... NOT PROOFREAD AGAIN 🤦🏻‍♀️

Oh, and you’re moaning his name over and over: “S-shoyo... shoyooooooo~”

Several questions boggle inside Shoyo’s mind, but the number 1 question that he wants to know: Are you thinking of him when you touch yourself?

Are you imagining him when your fingers are gently trailing around your body? When you fondle your tits and twist and pinch your nipples until they’re rock-hard? Do you suck your fingers as if it were Shoyo’s rough fingers or his thick and delicious dick inside your hot mouth? Do you also think of him when you pleasure yourself, when you finger yourself to your orgasm and cry his name when you cum? All of these makes his cock become hard again.

It’s wrong for him to think about these naughty things, especially when you, his best friend, is involved. So, he decides to return the favor to you, after seeing you in that post-orgasmic state.

He quietly stands up and removes all of his clothes (UMMM YUM 🥵) before kneeling down between your legs. You’re startled when you feel two strong hands gripping under your thighs, and see a naked and blushing Hinata Shoyo eyeing your soaked and clothed cunt.

“S-shoyo, what are you doing?” you asked in a shaky voice, feeling embarrassed by now. But he doesn’t respond back to you, just murmuring about how pretty your pussy is for him before he slowly devour you through your wet clothed cunt.

You squirm under his mouth. “Ah! Haah... s-stop... so... so sensitive—hyaah!”

His teeth bites your puffy nub before lapping up and down your panties with his tongue. He looks up and two golden-brown orbs are glowering at you. Shoyo licks his lips like a feral wolf who just ate his prey. “Such delicious pussy... so wet only for me,” he murmurs, rubbing his thumb up and down the wet spot of your panties, causing your body to twitch.

“S-shoyo... please...” as he slowly discards your panties off your legs.

“Please what?”

I couldn’t finish it without me combusting af i— i’ll try again next time /gen

Here’s the first paragraph (coz Dumblr 🤦🏻‍♀️):

Shoyo slowly recovers from his orgasm when he hears a gasp followed by a whimper towards your direction, so he turns around only to witness you touching yourself beside him on the couch. His eyes went 👀 as he sees your hand—the same hand you used to jerk him off earlier—inside your now-soaked panties and fingering yourself.

#*heavy pants*#but yeah... he did kinda return the favor 😏#hinata x y/n #hinata x you #hinata x reader #haikyuu x you #haikyuu x y/n #haikyuu x reader #hinata smut #haikyuu smut #🐱saku.smut #🐱saku.ask #🐱int.northofneverland #🐱saku.fic

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@pontevoix said: ✿ i'm a new mutual and didn't think this through sdiufhgsfd okay maybe we can do one for lev and kuroo or something w suga sdiuhfg i mean i always want new dynamics w you but also am not spamming you with this sihdfg (pre-established relationships) (acc.)

you nerd bvjdvbf and you fool, you say “or” but i say “and” so let me spam you with whatever this will end up being jdbhv

KUROO && LEV

FRIENDSHIP. childhood friends / work buddies or coworkers / family friends / friends with benefits / smoking buddies / adventure buddies / fake friends / recently friends / party buddies / friendship of need / dying friendship / circumstantial friendship / partners in crime / old friendship / [ your muse ] is the good influence / [ your muse ] is the bad influence / [ my muse ] is the good influence / [ my muse ] is the bad influence / opposites attract / ride or die / frenemies / roommates or flatmates / penpals / exes to friends / enemies to friends / other .

ROMANCE. childhood sweethearts / [ your muse is mines ] childhood crush / [ my muse is yours ] childhood crush / exes / exes to lovers / forbidden lovers / highschool sweethearts / secret relationship / opposites attract / long distance / unrequited [ from your muses side ] / unrequited [ from my muses side ] / unrequited [ from both sides ] / skinny love / friends to lovers / enemies to lovers / spurious relationship / power couple / newly entered / soulmates [ metaphorical ] / soulmates [ literal ] / awkward / turning toxic / toxic love / cheating [ on your muse ] / cheating [ with your muse ] / other .

FAMILIAL. siblings [ half ] / siblings [ step ] / [ my muse ] is an older sibling figure to your younger sibling figure / [ my muse ] is a younger sibling figure to your older sibling figure muse / [ my muse ] is a parental figure to yours / [ my muse ] is a child figure to your muse / guardian figure / legal guardian / adoptive child / foster child / [ your muse ] is taken under mines wing / [ my muse ] is taken under yours wing / other .

ANTAGONISTIC. dangerous to each other / dangerous to others / unpredictable / rivals / petty / developing into sexual or romantic tension / based off family matters / based of off circumstance / based of professional matters / based off misunderstanding or lies / conflict of ideology / betrayal / hero - villain dynamic / enemies / fight club / friends turned enemies / lovers turned enemies / exes turned enemies / other .

cha’s notes: alright so these dumdums already have somewhat of a canon relationship, so this is just me building off of it, but i’ve always had a fondness for what looks like a very siblings-like relationship between them? kuroo and lev give me major older brother/younger brother vibes more than “just” senpai/kouhai - mostly because with lev, kuroo constantly alternates between volleyball advice that extends a bit beyond just volleyball (the whole team spirit spiel before the nohebi game), and banter that i would expect from an older sibling knowing he’ll get a reaction from the naive and gullible younger one dvbfjh. also lev is the nekoma first year we see him spend the most time with (at the expense of personal practice, ie the tokyo training camp) and really go out of his way to help, and he does say on occasions that he “doesn’t dislike” lev’s more... simple-minded sides bfhvb which i translate to actually being quite fond of lev’s eagerness and energy. the way he just goes along with it patiently (as opposed to yaku’s short fuse for instance - and who rightfully accuses kuroo of going easy on lev) just screams “yes i’ve adopted him or he’s adopted me idk and that’s fine”. i think kuroo genuinely tries to look out for lev out of affection rather than captain duty, that lev mellows him out a little bit, and that this would extend past highschool - texting him whenever he sees his latest modelling campaign, going out for drinks to catch up when they’re both in tokyo, offering a friendly ear if lev is ever in a pinch as he navigates the world of fashion etc. (bonus: kuroo’s pranks extending way beyond what his wildest imagination would ever have pictured hfvbhf).

SUGA && YAMAGUCHI

cha’s notes: okay i’m going to try and make this less of a behemoth of text but bvfvb i believe i have already mentioned how near and dear to my heart the suga/yamaguchi bench warmers duo is as the resident hype men of the team jdfvbh but more specifically, i want to propose/hypothesize that suga was instrumental in yamaguchi progressively accepting his role on the team and moving from the “i’m the only 1st year who’s not on the court” mentality to the “substitutes are players just like the starters”, and carving himself his own role as serve specialist. i don’t know how your suga feels about having been “replaced” as starting setter but i’m thinking of their little interactions during games that look to me like they’re building their own little B-team circle and circumstancial friendship where maybe if they hadn’t both been benched they may not have talked or bonded as much. yamaguchi clearly has some bitterness about being a bench warmer at the beginning of the series and goes through his whole painful growth arc and i think suga’s more mature (??) attitude towards a similar-ish predicament may have... helped more than, say, daichi’s encouragements. SOMETHING SOMETHING the B-team is cooler than the A-team and they’re the aces up the team’s sleeves and little threats disguised as innocent boys and i think they could have their own secrets and private jokes out of spite and (mostly) sheer mischief.

SUGA && KONOHA

cha’s notes: okay i know it makes zero sense at first glance but hear me out. they are both someone’s brother. your koushi has put on a performative role of class clown to help his younger brother with his hyperactivity and anxiety. my konoha has put on a performative role as a little adult to help his older brother with his responsibilities and anxieties. on their respective teams, they are both somewhat of an underappreciated staple of stability that people tend to underestimate due to the presence of stronger players/personalities. i have no idea where i’m going with this i just think there might be something neat to do here with the ideas of performance, masking, maybe even in particular after they graduate and start leaving the family cocoon?? unexpected highschool camaraderie turning unexpected friendship after graduationi dunno i’m throwing spaghetti at the wall there but fvbdjfhvb i wanted to offer an unexpected pairing B) also i’m too lazy to write up more but the semi-obvious option i glossed over but would be delighted to talk about as well was kuroo & suga, all because of this and this vbjfhvb.

#(kuroo; headcanons)#(yamaguchi; headcanons)#(konoha; headcanons)#dumps all of this on you and disappears into the ether vdjfvbhdv

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feuqueerfire · 1 year

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Feu's January 2023 BL/GL Wrap-Up

A little monthly (spoilery!) wrap-up of all the shows I’ve watched or am watching in January 2023, general thoughts, and ranking of them all.

Recommendation of the month:

Strangers From Hell! Soooooo good~

Ranking

Strangers From Hell

Midnight Motel

Choco Milk Shake = Roommates of Poongduck 304

The Director Who Buys Me Dinner = Girlfriend Project Day 1

Average Rating: 6.2/10

MDL Updates - Added to Watchlist:

A section because I’m curious about how many shows I decide to add to my Watch List a month and also the ratio of watching them:adding them.

Added a whole bunch of K-Dramas which seem to be thrillers/crime/horror genre and/or have bromance-y plots after watching Strangers From Hell

My School President

Till the World Ends

Midnight Motel

Strangers from Hell

The Devil Judge

Beyond Evil

Psychopath Diary

Mouse

The Merciless

Parasite

Nigeru wa Haji da ga Yaku ni Tatsu (The Full-Time Wife Escapist) - From the Certified Noonas podcast; apparently this talks about how the housewife is being compensated for her work and backup plans etc

Happiness - zombies but there is also fake dating? or contract marriage? or something. I think Certified Noonas mentioned it

Go Back Couple - Certified Noonas mentioned it. kinda reminds me of 18 Again except both people who are about to divorced go back in time

The Uncanny Counter - Certified Noonas. This is an OCN drama I think? seems cool

lol I added so many this month, many of them non-bls (though a few are known for bromance vibes)

To Watch List At Start Of Month: 47

To Watch List At End Of Month: 49

Removed from To Watch List:

removing the first 3 are shows that I’ve been meaning to watch for a while but probably won’t actually ever get to (but if the mood really strikes, I’ll pick them up for sure because every time there’s an opportunity to watch them, I just make an excuse)

Until We Meet Again

You're My Sky

To My Star 2: Our Untold Stories

Flower of Evil - was considering watching this during my kdrama time but everyone seems to have complaints about the second half or last few eps and I can’t deal with that. Also saw a specific spoiler that I really hate so

Kei×Yaku: Abunai Aibou - it’s a bromance and people say the plot is weak. Think I’d rather watch higher quality bromance action/thriller shows

Love Class

Watching On-Air

Never Let Me Go

Country: Thailand

Release Dates: Dec 13, 2022 - Feb 28(?), 2023

Watch Via: Youtube (free)

Watch Dates: Jan 1 - ONGOING, 2023

Rating: ?/10

Overall Impression:

tags: never let me go

Also Appears In: Never Let Me Go Ep 1 - 4, Ep 5, Ep 6, Ep 7, Ep 8 Live Blogging

Completely Watched

Midnight Motel - non QL

Country: Thailand

Release Dates: Dec 28, 2022 - Jan 12, 2023

Watch Via: Youtube (free)

Watch Dates: Jan 11 - 14, 2023

Rating: 6.5/10

Overall Impression: The acting was great, the script was comprehensible and well-paced, the production is good, featured sex work without villainizing the workers or the work itself. I loved Mote’s little fantasies of possible scenarios or of imagining an interaction in a different way (the card game with June, convo with dead Pat). I’m impressed by the creative team behind it. I won’t think about this much after today I don’t think but I liked this little show.

tags: midnight motel

Also Appears In: Midnight Motel Live Blogging

The Director Who Buys Me Dinner

Country: South Korea

Release Dates: Dec 15, 2022 - Jan 12, 2023

Watch Via: iQiyi (free)

Watch Dates: Jan 18 - 19, 2023

Rating: 5.5/10

Overall Impression: I feel like this should be higher just because it’s got a cool concept and the cinematography’s good but I felt like maybe 1 emotion during this whole show (the hug in the car), which sucks. The writing in the show sucked, both in terms of relationship development (there was none. why were they from A to Z without B C...) and the fantasy/lore aspects. In a better show, Dongbaek’s dying wish to be the one who remembers next time coming true would be a punch to the gut but here, I don’t gaf

tags: the director who buys me dinner

I was wondering if I should watch Flower of Evil but because of the reasons mentioned above + he gets amnesia (?! agh), I’m removing it from my To Watch for now rip

I’m kinda in the mood for something longer and with darker tones though, so I’m looking at like Strangers from Hell, The Devil Judge, Beyond Evil which all seem to be horror or thrillers (and with BL undertones? I hear about Devil Judge a lot). I think I’ll watch Strangers From Hell cuz it’s like 10 1-hour long eps bc the others are 16 eps with 75 or 65 mins each ep.

Strangers from Hell - non QL

Country: South Korea

Release Dates: Aug 31, 2019 - Oct 6, 2019

Watch Via: :>

Watch Dates: Jan 19 - 23, 2023

Rating: 7.5/10

Overall Impression: The whole descent of Jongwoo was interesting to see, as well as how his environment and people around him made him who he is and what he had in him from previous experiences and by nature. The acting and cinematography/atmosphere were good. I liked the hallucinations/dreams (I loved it when I couldn't tell whether he really was breaking the keyboard until the CCTV showed it or whether he was beating up the supervisor until the others came in bc he had violent imagined scenarios so often) and I'm glad it was just 10 eps. I do like to think Moonjo's obsession was tinted with gayness. I like that he's dead but still alive through Jongwoo; that even if he was killed, he still won.

tags: strangers from hell

Also Appears In: Strangers From Hell Live Blogging

Girlfriend Project Day 1 - GL

Country: South Korea

Release Dates: Aug 19, 2022 - Sep 2, 2022

Watch Via: Youtube

Watch Dates: Jan 25, 2023

Rating: 5.5/10

Overall Impression: I watched this mostly with Korean subs (though I could also understand a bunch without the subs) with French ones underneath. It’s a good one to watch for learning/practice because the sentences were pretty easy to comprehend, even if I didn’t understand All of it. It was only 25 mins and so it was all very fast/shallow (it was cute so far) but I heard there’s gonna be a 2nd season, so maybe we’ll get more

Choco Milk Shake

Country: South Korea

Release Dates: Oct 25, 2022 - Dec 20, 2022

Watch Via: Youtube (free)

Watch Dates: Jan 26 - 29, 2023

Rating: 6.5/10 6/10 [Jan 25, 2024 Update: Decreased by 0.5 stars when rerating my top shows: 6.5 -> 6]

Overall Impression: Very cute and also had a fair bit of emotional moments, I liked it! Also got a fair amount of Korean practice out of it. However, it did take me 4 days to watch this though bc I kept watching only one or two of the short eps every day bc it didn’t have that pull of wanting to watch more. So it’s cute and well made the the actors for Choco and Milk did so well haha but I’m not super invested in the characters and probably won’t think about them much.

tags: choco milk shake

Also Appears In: Choco Milk Shake Live Blogging

Roommates of Poongduck 304

Country: South Korea

Release Dates: Oct 13, 2022 - Nov 3, 2022

Watch Via: Viki (free)

Watch Dates: Jan 29 - 31, 2023

Rating: 6/10

Overall Impression: I wish I was in more of a romcom mood because this was really funny, more so than expected but I didn't really care about the romantic aspect and the last ep was so fast and squished. It was good but not great.

tags: poongduck 304

Also Appears In: Roommates of Poongduck 304 Live Blogging

#tracking #general bl #never let me go #midnight motel #choco milk shake #strangers from hell #poongduck 304

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dragonslayer-5fanfiction · 3 years

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Haikyu Headcannons 2

Okay so I have serious writers block, and used this to try to help with that.... I actually had a lot of fun with this and realised things I didn't know about the boys.

Haikyuu Headcannons 1

Keishin Ukai

Wears bunny slippers you got him as a gag gift at home

Lets you curl up around him like a cat when he’s watching games to prepare for upcoming tournaments

Hates running, even before he smoked

Also started smoking because he heard a cute girl say she thought it was hot, and then continued because it helped with the stress

Has constant back problems from working in the fields, with the team, and at the store, but tends to milk it for everything because you baby him when it’s bad

Hates being away from you for longer than like two days

Hates scary movies

Purposefully wears clothes that don’t match when you go out because he knows it irks you and thinks it’s funny

Definitely calls the team his crows, because that’s what you refer to them as

They also call you big crow because you bring them food

He prefers the really stupid comedies like dodgeball and taledega nights

Chews clove flavoured gum to offset the cigs

Loves to take pictures of both of you and hangs them in his room

Takes you to visit his grandpa, who loves you by the way

You visit his grandpa without him and he is very invested in the relationship and tells you embarrassing stories about Keishin when he was younger

Daichi Sawamura

Gets so flustered whenever you show any form of pda, particularly in the beginning stages of your relationship

Eventually gets used to it, but you like to be loud and obnoxious about it just to make him annoyed

You take care of him because he always so busy taking care of everyone else

Jokingly call him dadchi, because he hates it

Idk I just get the vibes that he’s a dog person, like bigger dogs, but really any dogs

Really likes to take the relationship slow

He hates soup

He’s totally dense, so you have to be really blunt with him

He really likes eucalyptus

He’s also a succulent dad, and this man KNOWS what he’s doing

He’s a really good vegetable cooker, but has no clue when it comes baking or anything else that isn’t really dinner

He grows aloe

Really likes salt scrubs, but no one knows

Hates water but doesn’t mind the beach

Yaku Morisuke

He’s always prepared, except for when it comes to him, so you’re always prepared for things he forgot

Has really neat handwriting

Hates being cold, but loves the snow

Is really funny when he gets really intense about something other than volleyball because he turns into a clumsy mess

Really likes the classic books, particularly ones like dante’s inferno and the odyssey

He’s really good mixing spices based on smell, even though he has no idea what he’s doing when cooking

One time when he lost a bet he permed his hair, and it was glorious, but he will NEVER do it again

Always level headed in a crisis

He’s always serious, but this man is one dramatic turd, not even kidding

He loves to go stargazing

He’s got a spidey sense for when you’re not feeling good, specifically emotionally, and he knows the signs before you even realise what’s going on

Really good with kids, has no idea how he does it but he is

History nerd

Really good at other languages

He’s allergic to most perfumes

Gets nose bleeds really easily

Bokuto Koutarou

Can NOT handle spicy food, like at all, do not believe him when he says that he can, he will cry

He loves plushies

He is so good with kids, and they always end up around him, even when he wants to be with the adults, he ends up with the kids

Is actually really intuitive, and super good with others emotionally

He brings home flowers every week, so the house doesn’t look sad

Definitely the type to bring treats for his teachers

Super easy to get along with in general

I feel like he might crochet, like blankets and stuff, it’s how he shows he cares

He looks really good in bright yellow

I feel like he would have a ferret as a pet? Like he just gives me vibes

A really heavy sleeper, like you will not wake him up, so rip if you hear a noise

Lowkey feel like he’s a gamer

I feel like he’s really good at environmental sciences, more to do with processes and pictures than numbers and words

Wears the higher knee pads because it helps to stabalise his thighs so they don’t jiggle and hurt, and he has stretch marks on his thighs and is insecure

He also really likes greek mythology

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sunflowersandmirage · 3 years

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what your favorite haikyuu ship says about you

DaiSuga: Your fav dynamic team mom/team dad. You either hate the mama crow papa crow characterizations with a burning passion or love them unconditionally

KageHina: You came for the rivals to lovers and stayed for the idiots sharing a braincell

NishiTana: bros being bros... dudes being dudes... guys being gays... also you thrive on chaos

TsukkiYama: You... have a crush on your best friend. Or you're a softboy and yearn for a salty s/o like Tsukki

AsaNoya: Either you want a s/o so tall you can climb them or you want an s/o that's small but super feral. Also height difference is your SHIT

UkaTake: You saw DaiSuga and went “MOVE OUT, THESE ARE THE TRUE DADS” and here you are

IwaOi: you started like "aww, they're childhood friends!" and you ended like [INCOHERENT SOBBING]

TsukiKage / TsukiHina: You want your rivals to lovers in the sense that the rivals kinda bite each other’s heads off

HinaYama: You... Don't like Tsukki. At all.

KenHina: You think Hinata deserves someone who loves him BECAUSE he has a single working braincell, and not despite that. That or you want a catboy gamer sugar daddy

KuroKen: Childhood friends to lovers is probably your favorite trope. Also you go feral and/or die everytime Kuroo stares softly at Kenma

DaiYui: If you see ONE MORE POST, ONE MORE POST of people being mean to Yui you will start biting ankles

KiyoYachi: You probably kin Yachi. Or just want some wlws, Furudate, we’re begging you-

KanoYachi: You just want good things for both of them. and honestly, who wouldn't

TanaYama: You took that one time Yamaguchi was like "There are some hot bald guys" And ran with it. Very, very far

KiyoTana: You refuse to believe either of them are straight. Or you're straight yourself

Ennotana: You saw it somewhere as a background ship and were pleasantly surprised when you saw that they're actually kinda gay together

BokuAka: Oh, you DEFINITELY did not expect them to be this gay. But they are. Oh-ho-ho they are

YamaYachi: You think Yams' crush on Yachi is the cutest thing. And you probably think Yams deserves better than Tsukishima

TsukiYamaYachi: YOU JUST WANT GOOD THINGS FOR YAMS. HE DESERVES THE WORLD. ANYTHING HE WANTS, HE SHOULD HAVE IT. and if you don’t think so too i will personally prosecute you

TsukiYamaYachiKageHina: the whole gang is here! You want a spin off where they're roommates SOOOOO bad. Also you think polyamory is the solution to every problem

TsukiKuroo: You’re sure the person Tsukki ends up with must be someone who thrives on his bullshit

BoKuroo: Same as TanaNoya but you like pretty boys like, a lot

MiwAliSaeko (or any combination of those): As I said before. Furudate. Give us wlws. Or we’ll cry. Really hard

AkiSaeko: You think Tanaka and Tsukki being family is hilarious. And it is. Tsukki would fucking hate it. Tanaka is crying. Out of joy? Out of anger? Who knows

AkaKen: You think tired boys should stick together. And you probably also ship BoKuroo

MatsuMaki: Your favorite dynamic is memelords causing ruckus together

KitAran: I have NEVER seen this ship on tumblr. But like. they're cute? Am I tripping balls? Help?

YaKuroo: You probably think Kuroo and Yaku are the true Nekoma parents. And you're right

YakuLev: I haven't seen people ship it for any reason in specific, they're just vibing. And honestly? Good for them

TsukiYachi: You think Tsukishima being soft to Yachi that one time was the sweetest thing. Also you’re into some dramatic irony, since Yams- Yeah.

YamaYama: You came because their ship name is funny, but before you knew it you were shipping it genuinely and HOW DID YOU GET THERE?

DaiKuroo: You really, really, really like buff guys

SakuKage: You... Are my little brother

KogaGoshi: they're two flavors of being excited so obviously they should kiss

Kindaichi x Kunimi: You think quiet support is the best kind of support, your type is the "Those Two Guys" Trope or you think the deepest, most romantic conversations have happened in front of a sink

AoHina: Why are people so mean to Aone? Is it because he doesn't have eyebrows? Aone is BABY and he is SUPER CUTE hear me out!!!

UshiTen: Your fav dynamic is Absolutely Apeshit Character x Super Calm Character who doesn't mind them wanting to unskin a Furby to make a weird Furby Frankenstein. Hell, even finds it endearing

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cherryxoke · 2 years

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Haikyuu characters ideal type

Nekoma high

Tetsuro Kuroo: He would love a short person. This man is the biggest tease. He would love teasing you about your height and only your height. He would never take it to far though dw. I feel like he’s really clingy so he would prefer someone who won’t mind pda. He would adore a smarter person. He could tell you his chemistry jokes and you would understand <3

Morisuke Yaku: He wants a taller person. It would make him feel safe. And plus he could kick your leg and knock you down easier that way. But I feel he is a cuddly person too so you would have to be ready for cuddles. He’s not into pda though, if you try it he won’t get mad but he will give you a side eye. He doesn’t really care about how smart you are, if you aren’t too smart he would help you study, if you are you guys can work together to get stuff done.

Taketora Yamamoto: He’s a lot like Noya and Tanaka. He would love to be someone’s protector, it makes him feel good about himself. He’s definitely into someone that plays baseball, he just gives off that vibe. Someone who can do hair would be absolutely lovely for him. He doesn’t care about height at all, the taller you are the more to love.

Kenma Kozume: I honestly feel he would be best suited with a quiet person. He isn’t talkative and would love someone to sit in silence with and just be in each other’s presence. Someone who can do hair would be an amazing fit for him. He finds it annoying to rebleach his hair every time it fades because he feels he might mess it up sometime, so with you there he can have help with taking care of it. Someone who games, Ik it sounds very typical but he would feel most comfortable with someone that understands what he likes. This is another boy that would prefer chubby people. Loves relaxing on their body when he games.

Lev Haiba: He doesn’t mind how tall you are at all. He couldn’t be bothered about how tall you are. Something he loves about his partner is the praise, he needs to be praised to feel good about himself. It makes him feel better. He also loves cuddly people. I feel like he would love a more outgoing person. A social butterfly type. He wouldn’t do to well with a shy person, he wouldn’t be able to handle it.

#atsumu headcanons #haikyuu headcanons #haikyu x reader #haikyuu #haikyuu characters #kenma headcanons #kuroo headcanons #kyotani headcanons #nishinoya headcanons #semi headcanons #lev headcanons #lev imagines #kenma imagines #kuroo imagines #yaku headcanons #yaku imagines #yamamoto headcanons #Yamamoto imagines #headcanons~☁️

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maerinhearts · 2 years

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How many kids do you think all the haikyuu boys Would have?

Okay, I thought really hard about this and these are my conclusions!

Karasuno:

Daichi: 2. Man is a police officer. I ain't ever seen a police officer with less than 2 kids.

Suga: 2-3. They would all be menaces. Every single one. And then you'd be laying in bed at night and he'd ask you why your guys' kids are bad as if he wasn't their dad.

Asahi: 1. Kids scare him because he doesn't know what to do with his hands.

Tanaka: 3 or 4 probably. Dude totally has a breeding kink.

Noya: 1 and they would be his best friend. And they would both be loud af. You wouldn't be able to take them anywhere.

Narita: 1, I think. I feel like he would have anxiety about the child. If he could wrap the kid in bubble wrap, he would. Idk why he gives me that vibe, lol

Kinnoshita: I think 2.

Ennoshita: 2 or 3. He is very calm and level headed. Your kids would be very well behaved.

Kageyama: You might be able to convince him to have 1. But man's is not good with kids lmao.

Hinata: 6 probably. No further questions, lmao.

Tsukki: 1 and done. You might be able to convince him to go for 2, but count your blessings that you were able to even get one.

Yamaguchi: Gucci boy would have at least 2. You can't convince me that this man hasn't dreamt of being a father since he was 6.

Nekoma:

Kuroo: 2. And he is a loving, doting, annoying "Yes, jump off the couch onto this pile of pillows!" father.

Kenma: 0. I can't see him having children. I dont know why.

Lev: 1 I think.

Yaku: 2. And they would also be little shit's just because they like pushing his buttons.

Seijoh:

Oikawa: 1. And he's childish. So you would definitely find him constantly arguing with your toddler over dumb shit. And the arguments would consist of your child spouting gibberish while Oikawa is explaining to them why they can't climb onto the kitchen counter and launch themselves off of it.

Iwa: 1. And he would be a girl dad. No further questions.

Mattsun: 2. And they'd be funny as hell.

Kyotani: 0. I think Kyotani is a highly misunderstood character. But I feel like he had a traumatizing childhood and therefore wouldn't want kids because he doesn't want to traumatize them.

Kunimi: 0. I dont think this man has the patience, lmao. If you convince him to have 1, you'd find him arguing with a 3-year-old over the correct way to play toy cars.

Kindaichi: 1. Also doesn't know what to do with his hands, lol.

Hanamaki: 1 probably. And he gives off the vibes of the type of dad that insists on carrying the baby in one of those body carriers that you strap onto yourself.

Fukurodani:

Bokuto: 3 or 4. This man also has a breeding kink. And I think he loves kids. I feel like all of his kids would just be insane too. Because of him. Man has no chill. So neither do his kids. Good luck to you. You're never sleeping again.

Akaashi: 1 or 2. And he is incredibly patient and calm 🥺 he dealt with Bokuto for so long that caring for his own children feels therapeutic.

Shiratorizawa:

Ushiwaka: 2. He likes children, children do not like him...

Tendo: 1 I think. And I see Tendo as extremely spontaneous so expect to come home from work to an empty house because he took your child out of school for the third time that month to go to the petting zoo.

Goshiki: 1 and they'd get fired up about anything and everything.

Dateko:

Aone: 1 and they wouldn't communicate with words so good luck understanding anything that goes on in your house from here on out.

Futakuchi: 2. And like Oikawa, I just see him constantly arguing with his kids over dumb shit, lmao. And his kids 100% love pushing his buttons.

Koganegawa: 5 or 6. Man's love kids. Is a kid himself. You'd definitely find him laying on his stomach on the floor playing with them, kicking his feet.

Inarizaki:

Atsumu: 0 or 8. No in between. I say this because I feel like the thought of having a child of his own is scary to him. But then I think once you have one, he'd totally develop a breeding kink and just keep getting you pregnant. And all of his children would be menaces.

Osamu: At least 3. And they'd all be smart asses. So good luck with that.

Kita: probably just 1. You can try to convince him to have another, but he'd just glare at you while angrily cleaning up the dinner mess your toddler threw all over the floor that night. Any time you ask, he'd bring you to a mess your kid made and just silently point at it before cleaning it up.

Aran: I think 2. And I think they would have all of his attention all of the time. Would 100% ignore you talking to him because your kid's are trying to tell him something.

Suna: 1. And that's because he brought a camera into labor and delivery and filmed your entire birth. You refuse to go through that again.

Special Mentions:

Hoshiumi: probably 0 or 1. I dont think he would want kids, but if you were to become pregnant he would be happy all the same.

Sakusa: 0. Absolutely no kids for this man. They are a petri dish of germs. He is disgusted by all things involving children. Can't even look in a child's direction without feeling sick. Absolutely a person that says "I mean this with the most disrespect possible, but fuck them kids." I will die on this hill.

#this was so fun #i'd be lying if i said Sakusa and Oikawa weren't me #when i lived with my best friend and her toddler #i argued with her kid over everything #because i am also child #i would talk to them like a full ass adult when they were like 1 1/2 #anyway #i hope you all enjoyed this #haikyuu #karasuno #nekoma #seijoh #fukurodani #dateko #inarizaki #shiratorizawa

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💗Haikyuu💗

Kuroo Tetsurō x Gender Neutral Reader

Warnings: None because it's the season of Love 🥰

A/N: Happy February 7th 💗 check the masterlist for all headcannons from @axoxtxhxh and I!

• Looking for a devoted man?

• Well look no further YN

• This man is secure in himself

• He will literally do anything and everything for you and with you

• Need help picking clothing? FaceTime him at anytime

• Having a craving for a random dish? He's on it!

• He maybe cheesy but he’s all about you

• He notices you first

• This man is a pro at blocking and he notices everything!

• He could literally see the end of your hair and notice you

• He wastes no time talk to you either

• He’s outgoing and forward in his approach

• He will notice something and use that as a gateway to talk to you

• Like perhaps your outfit or coffee

• He will immediately ask you on a date

• Like why wait? He knows what he wants!

• The first date is pretty standard this

• However he doesn’t show up with flowers

• He legit the type of man to show up with like a rock or crystal or something because it has a special meaning

• Like he’s one of those guys who collects elements from the periodic table

• We all know this

• But like he totally is into crystals

• Its uber specific but I just get that vibe from him

• He’s a Scorpio and Scorpio men are wildcards

• But I honestly believe he’s one of the good ones

• Like he’s got a Pisces or Aquarius moon ok

• God I’m getting way off track, back on course Tiffany

• You will go out to Dinner and for a walk with ice cream or some sort of secondary activity

• Something that requires talking

• Kenma may or may not show up

• The only reason is because Kenma totally thinks Kuroo is lying about having a date 🤣

• Yaku and Kai tag along

• They leave Yamamoto and Lev behind tho

• You don’t need that much stress on you YN

• He’s so freaking cute on your date too

• Like opens doors, pays for everything

• Its kind of bare minimum but like we respect it

• When the date ends, he will wait for you to make the first move

• Mans is not about embarrassing himself

• If you go in for the kiss tho, he will more than willing to reciprocate

• Will immediately ask you on a second date

• Seriously YN, keep this one 😍

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