Hey There Delilah Incorrect Quotes.
🌸🌼🌸🌼🌸🌼🌸🌼🌸🌼🌸🌼🌸
Jey: If we’re in trouble, just throw Cody at the problem, and hope for the best.
🌸🌼🌸🌼🌸🌼🌸🌼🌸🌼🌸🌼🌸
Seth: *slams books down in front of Cody*
Seth: Boil up some Mountain Dew. It’s gonna be a long night.
Cody: You could of said literally anything else.
Seth: Cauldron boil and cauldron bubble, Baja Blast to fuel my trouble.
Cody: I’m going to just stop challenging you when you say random shit. I won’t win. I realize this now.
🌸🌼🌸🌼🌸🌼🌸🌼🌸🌼🌸🌼🌸
Seth: Let's just agree to both say we're sorry on the count of three.
Seth: One... two... three.
Cody: ...
Seth: ...
Seth: See, now I'm just disappointed in both of us.
🌸🌼🌸🌼🌸🌼🌸🌼🌸🌼🌸🌼🌸
Cody: Okay, looking good. Okay, ciders mulling, turkey’s turking, yams are yamming … What?
Mira: I don’t know. It’s just not the same without Randy in the kitchen.
Cody: All right, that’s it. Just get out of my way and stop annoying me.
Mira: That’s closer.
🌸🌼🌸🌼🌸🌼🌸🌼🌸🌼🌸🌼🌸
Seth, playing a video game: This game is so frustrating! I hate it, I hate it, I hate it!
Randy: Ok, I think it’s time to turn off the game for a little while.
Seth: But I’m having fun!
🌸🌼🌸🌼🌸🌼🌸🌼🌸🌼🌸🌼🌸
*The gang is learning CPR on a test dummy*
Seth: So, assessing the situation. Are they breathing?
Mira: No, Seth. They are not breathing. And they have no arms or legs.
Seth: No, that’s not part of it—
Mira: Where are they? You know what? If we come across somebody with no arms or legs do we bother resuscitating them? I mean, what kind of quality of life do we have there?
Jey: I would want to live with no legs.
Mira: How about no arms? No arms or legs is basically how you exist right now, Jey. You don’t do anything.
Seth: All right, well, lets get back to it. ‘Cause you’re losing him.
Mira: *pumps frantically*
Seth: Okay, too fast. Everyone, we need to pump at a pace of a 100 beats per minute.
Mira: Okay, that’s uh, hard to keep track. How many is that per hour?
Cody: How’s that gonna help you?
Mira: I will divide and then count to it.
Cody: Right.
Seth: Okay. Well, a good trick is to pump to the tune of ‘Staying Alive’ by the Bee Gees. Do you know that song?
Mira: Yes, yes I do. I love that song. *clears throat, begins to sing* First I was afraid, I was petrified.
🌸🌼🌸🌼🌸🌼🌸🌼🌸🌼🌸🌼🌸
Cody: Does everyone know their job for today?
Delilah: Water the flowers.
Seth: Vacuum the carpet.
Mira: Wash the dishes.
Randy: Pretend to be a wolverine.
Cody: Close enough.
🌸🌼🌸🌼🌸🌼🌸🌼🌸🌼🌸🌼🌸
Delilah, carrying a box: What would you say if- if I, hypothetically, came home with 7 kittens one day?
Cody: …
Cody: What’s in the box?
Delilah: What woul-
Cody: Delilah, what’s in the box?
Delilah: I think you know.
🌸🌼🌸🌼🌸🌼🌸🌼🌸🌼🌸🌼🌸
Mira: Dear Diary, my teen angst bullshit has a body count.
🌸🌼🌸🌼🌸🌼🌸🌼🌸🌼🌸🌼🌸
Seth: What do you want for breakfast, Randy?
Randy: Gay Cheerios.
Seth: I TOLD YOU TO STOP CALLING FRUIT LOOPS THAT!!
🌸🌼🌸🌼🌸🌼🌸🌼🌸🌼🌸🌼🌸
Rhea: ARE YOU-
Jey: Fucking.
Rhea: KIDDING ME?! YOU-
Jey: Fucking.
Rhea: IDIOT!
Cody: …What was that?
Jey: Delilah banned Rhea from swearing, so I’m helping them out.
🌸🌼🌸🌼🌸🌼🌸🌼🌸🌼🌸🌼🌸
Randy: Why cant trees give off something important like wifi??
Cody: So fuck oxygen, I guess.
🌸🌼🌸🌼🌸🌼🌸🌼🌸🌼🌸🌼🌸
Cody: Let’s watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl.
Delilah: Okay.
Cody: And make out during the scary parts.
Delilah: Th-
Delilah: The scary parts.
Delilah: Of Sharkboy and Lavagirl.
🌸🌼🌸🌼🌸🌼🌸🌼🌸🌼🌸🌼🌸
Delilah: I know what a prism is! It's where you put bad people.
🌸🌼🌸🌼🌸🌼🌸🌼🌸🌼🌸🌼🌸
Randy: You guys worried about Mira?
Becky: Totally!
Cody: Yeah, they called me in the middle of the night and just yelled, "what do I do, what do I do, what do I do, what do I do?"
Randy: And what'd you say?
Cody: "I dunno, I dunno, I dunno, I dunno."
Becky:
Randy: They're lucky to have you as a friend.
🌸🌼🌸🌼🌸🌼🌸🌼🌸🌼🌸🌼🌸
Randy: Deep down, I'm sure I was always pretty okay with you.
Mira: Thanks, Randy!
Randy: It wasn't a compliment, numbnuts.
🌸🌼🌸🌼🌸🌼🌸🌼🌸🌼🌸🌼🌸
Delilah: According to the footage here, you shook the vending machine and when the shake alarm went off, you punched the glass and broke it.
Mira: …I was hungry.
🌸🌼🌸🌼🌸🌼🌸🌼🌸🌼🌸🌼🌸
🏷️ list: @ginswife @coolpastelartshoe @greatkoalawizard @cokolin044 @kotoriarlert @alicerosejensen @bunnybot55 @agent-dessis-posts @adollonyourshelf @valkyrurr @alyyaanna @niknakbucks92 @mini-rhodes @southerngirl41
28 notes
·
View notes