has anybody else seen that merge mansion ad with Pedro Pascal where it’s like a movie trailer and a crime documentary i know i’m not hallucinating (again) that cuz i have video proof
Look, I'm a jegulus girlie through and through, but WHO THE ACTUAL FUCK CAME UP WITH THIS SHIP?!?!?!?!? Like, there is no way they were sober when they thought of this 😭
give me a crackfic where percy and annabeth kill zeus and hera and anyone who stands in their way just to get married, and, in killing zeus and hera, they become gods, eliminating the last name problem because they won't even HAVE last names as gods
he's wearing one of those stupid paper crowns from burger king
"spacie spacie the joke is a day old it isnt funny anymore-" I DONT CARE I MUST CELEBRATE MY BABY GIRL!!! SANS UNDERTALE!!!! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM??????
love how we as fanartists depicted him kicking this guys ass when in fact, he would just Sit There and do Nothing. you saw the fanfic, toby told us himself
guy who is being so normal about the new additions to their profiles. i think abt midoris initial infatuation with his art slowly developing into appreciating yuzuru himself as a person and idol to the point he worries about how he sees him (ex: a bit of home party and in workplace survival rules) sometimes thats a lie i think about it a lot. and yuzuru learning to enjoy art just for the sake of drawing!! seeing the lets try diy story where he doesnt even refute drawing on midoris desk and was only worried that his doodles might cover up the mascot design compared to how discouraged he usually would be in earlier ! stories. everything to me i adore their dynamic if that wasnt obvious by *gestures to basically everything*
caretaker bathing whumpee for the first time since their rescue.
tw: non-sexual nudity
with much hesitation, A (whumpee) finally agrees to a bath. at least they can be clean for the first time since their capture. A undresses and gets into the bath that B (caretaker) has run for them. they’re surprised to find that it’s not freezing cold or boiling hot - it’s a little over lukewarm, a nice comfortable temperature.
it’s only when B reenters the room with a bottle of soap and a towel when they realise the extent of A’s injuries, and why they’ve not wanted to be bathed, let alone seen like this for so long.