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#wss incorrect quotes
westsideblog · 2 years
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Anita: Oh, I talked to Maria today and apparently, she and Tony might break up.
Bernardo: Oh, how awful!
Anita: Nardo, you're smiling.
Bernardo: Am I? Hmm
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Tony: What am I doing wrong?
Riff: Do you want me to answer as a friend or a therapist?
Tony: A friend.
Riff: See a therapist.
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happy-tori-friends · 3 days
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i think it would be hilarious to make htf chatfic one of the wonderous tails outcomes. it would just be a bunch of stupid shit a la the bw chatfic (self advertising 😎 - some of my favorite moments under the cut). one character would have to be the one that breaks the 4th wall (i think itd be funny if it wss nutty and then have sniffles be like the only one to ask questions like 'why does the Toddler have a phone. why is he in a group chat with us.'
but if i ever had to actually do it i would complain Endlessly.
(also self reminder to swap az's blood colors - i Know it'll be a pain in the ass for incorrect quotes and youd have to redo the marble image but the pokemon he was named after is Blue.) [they have multicolored blood in bw by the eay. no im not doing specific hex codes/color names or textures for the htf characters for that crossover au. im a lazy bitch you are getting red and green as descriptors of blood and blush. maybe dark as a descriptor word.)
(ALSO ALSO girl u have a whole ass second chatfic u need to update)
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thecustomcosplayed · 2 years
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whooo.. it’s been a hot minute, huh? so, my bad for kinda... just.. disappearing off the face of the planet for 4 days. I was visiting family! Every year or two, my family goes to some place to have a family reunion and this year we went to Kansas. yeah, that was an 8-ish hour long drive without stops, so it took like 9 hours to get there, we left the 4th and came back today (the 8th). but, I’m back now! As a mild update on what I’m planning on posting, general fandoms; Danganronpa (probably less now), Doki Doki Literature Club, Empires SMP, maybe Harry Potter stuff. Mostly incorrect quotes, but for Empires I am trying to work on part 4 of When The Sun Sets (can we call it WTSS or WSS?). so yeah, I’m still here, I’m not taking a huge break or anything, I just had family stuff and forgot to post about it as a warning.. so, sorry??
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Riff: And that concludes our plan to defeat the sharks
Tony: Now, let’s see if you guys were paying attention
*kahoot music starts*
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twobitmickeysontv · 2 years
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Riff: I'm 10 times funnier and sexier than you
Tony: 10 times 0 is still 0 though
Riff: Jokes on you, I can't do math
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Tony: Why did you give Anybodys a knife?
Riff: Because they felt unsafe.
Tony: Well now I feel unsafe.
Riff:
Riff: Would you like a knife?
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olistradlin · 2 years
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West Side Story characters as John Mulaney quotes
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The Jets:
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Mouthpiece
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Officer Krupke
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(West Side Story)
Maria: Did you have to stab Nando??
Tony: You weren’t there. You didn’t hear what he said.
Maria: What did he say?
Tony: “What are you gonna do, stab me?”
Maria:
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gleeincorrectquotes · 3 years
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For ship bingo: Santana and Tina
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They hooked up you can’t tell me they didn’t
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handsmotif · 4 years
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my taz “MCR IS BACK??” post is getting spread around different fandoms’ incorrect quotes blogs I am dissociating
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westsideblog · 2 years
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Bernardo: These guys only understand one language. 
Quique: Chinese? 
Bernardo: No. Fists.
Manolo: What about feet?
Bernardo: *sighs* Yes. They understand feet.
Quique: Wouldn’t that technically make them bilingual? 
Bernardo: THE POINT IS, we can’t go soft on them.
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Tony: I'm trying to get over my anger problems.
Anybodys: You just killed Bernardo.
Tony: I said I'm TRYING.
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theartoflovinglies · 5 years
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‘When life gives you lemons, say FUCK LEMONS and bail.’
- Oliver Sykes, probably.
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Maria: Do you want a quickie?
Tony: Ex- excuse me?
Maria: A quickie, one of those cake things.
Tony: IT’S PRONOUNCED QUICHE.
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Baby John: This is the worst day ever
Anybody’s: Because you got stabbed with a rusty nail in the ear?
Baby John: No, because it’s a little humid outside- YES BECAUSE I GOT STABBED WITH A RUSTY NAIL IN THE EAR!
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