#woweewow

[actssassin]

okay   maybe   the   new   barry   ep   finally   gave   me   that   surge   of   muse   i   need   &   maybe   i’ll   be   here   this   week.

#* ´ ♔. 𝙊𝙊𝘾 ﹕ i just like broth. #tbd. #WOW #WOWEEWOW

[monoton-e]

lovely little update:

i'm doing pretty good, all things considered. i'm actually learning how to drive behind the wheel, continuing transitioning my diet to foods that better serve me and my health, actually cleaning my room (I have never had a room be 100% clean. Always boxes here bags there, temporary tidy, so uh, this is HUGE for me. Just need to downsize my clothes and deal with a SINGLE box of old mail and paperwork. Woo), hell, decorate my room for the first time ever too (I've been living with blank off white walls ever since I've had my own room so it feels weird), listening to more music, cut off some people I thought were friends simply because we were in the same guild and not because of anything genuine, and stuff. Im shit at school, I realize. I dont know how to study. Also I procrastinate everything, really really bad. I started playing guitar again and I plan to start drawing again; it's been too long. My situationship remains as is, a situationship but honestly, its like a fwb but the benefits are emotional LMFAO well, there *is* some actual fwb but its all online which is a okay with me. Honestly a solid support friend, and I've gotten much closer to 2 other friends recently too. Its nice seeing people being genuine in their interactions with me simply because they want to be around me. I'm on the fence over one friendship, we call eachother besties because of how much we've gone through together, but they don't understand that I want nothing romantic with them, not even my normal everyday soft fluff affection I give to my friends normally. I've been distancing myself because its all I really can do. My relationship with my sister is still shit but we're taking it a day at a time. My parents and I are on better terms, but also tense in its own way because of financial tensions. I dont talk to my niece as much, but we still send eachother memes. Same with my bro. Thats really it. Oh, and my cat is still here, follows me around more often lately and likes to take naps on his tree and my room when its cold.

I'm doing good, still depressed and mentally and emotionally *shxt* but I'm good. Vitamin water is lit. So is sourdough toasted with a bit of honey on it. Lavender earl grey tea with a spoonful of shite sugar and a dash of milk is delicious. I miss the feeling of my skin being hydrated by simply existing outside like it was in LA. I am lonely as I dont have anyone out here in ABQ to call a friend and to spend time together but it is what it is. I feel more truthful and honest and more.. sincere? I dunno, I normally am but this time I dont really make an effort to fake it or try to people please anymore. Its been interesting.

I'm taking 2 classes and failing them rn (statistics and english). I haven't worked since November.

I'm struggling so much. Some days, the smallest thing will make me cry. Oh yeah, I'm a big ol crybaby these days. I'm sensitive af (not new) but I've been just feeling things out as long as I need to. Its not really good or bad, nor helpful really, but its nice to just let it out, exist, and listen to music.

I found my meds (been off for a few months b/c I lost them and lost the will to take em) but I took my first pill in a long time today. And yeah. Now thats it.

Thanks for reading, maybe I'll have more to say in terms of accomplishments next update, we'll see

#me #dnr #do not reblog #update #it really do be like that sometimes #woweewow #text #my text #mine #idk what other things i would tag

[brutal-nemesis]

Goretober IX: Amputation with a Side of Amputation

Get ready for another run-on sentence nearly devoid of commas sorry not sorry we gettin to the end of the @coyotehusk goretober woweewow

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Ingredients: amputation/dismemberment, gore, gross infected wound descriptions, wet gangrene

If there was an award for most infected leg in the world, Castys was pretty sure he’d win it. 

Things only got worse after the worms were gone. His flesh changed from yellowish to red, swelling more and more as the days went on. He started to develop a fever, and he ended up being sort of grateful that Kuro was so cold, so her touch actually felt sort of soothing aside from the skin-crawly feeling. Even if she let him off of the table, he doubted he’d be able to move much between the pain in his leg and how dizzy he was, so still being strapped down was fine, just uncomfortable. And the smell was awful, like there was a rotting corpse in the room, and given what he guessed was happening to his leg, that wasn’t far off.

Red shifted to black, pain to numbness, clarity to fogginess. Whenever he looked down at it he had to laugh, it was all shiny and red and yellow and black and wet and it smelled and it hurt and it didn’t feel like anything. It was dying, for real, so infected that his own deaths wouldn’t change a thing, and there was only one way to fix it, and he wasn’t sure if he’d feel it or not, but that didn’t matter anyway, there was that ax again it was coming right down towards his leg and he felt it it hurt it stung it burned it came down again and this time there was a crack it had to be wrenched out before falling once more and now it was off he saw her pick up his splotchy necrotic leg and toss it to the side her eyes were so so white they saw right through him they saw his fear and they acted on it the ax came down again on his healthy leg for no reason at all or at least none that he could think of besides making him scream again and struggle and that struggling only buried the blade deeper made things worse now his legs were both gone it was funny she was laughing this wasn’t over yet he was so cold everything was so far away but the ax was so close it was right under his shoulder now once twice done onto the other side the only limb left and he barely registered it being chopped off as he slipped into the cold endless darkness and hoped things would be better on the other side but that was pointless-

For the first time in what was probably weeks, Castys came back to a normal body. His neck and chest were still strapped down, but his new limbs weren’t, so that was something. They were sort of awkwardly bent around the amputated ones still strapped to the table, which was certainly a feeling, the cold, bloody stumps pressing up against him. Kuro didn’t stop him from undoing the buckles holding him down, so he quickly loosened them and jumped off of the table, backing away a bit. 

“Why the hell did you cut off my other limbs?”

Kuro shrugged. “I had the ax and just felt like it, and your screams were so nice. You’re better now, so what does it matter?”

Castys looked down at himself, the bloody rings around his arms and legs where the ax had fallen, the jarringly clean skin on the regrown limbs. What did it matter? He was fine now, and all that pain was just a memory. What was one more awful memory in a sea of awful memories?

Still, as unlikely as it seemed, he hoped he could make some better ones soon.

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#i wrote something #castys #kuro #goretober 2023 #dismemberment #gore #gangrene #in my research i saw someone call it ''moist gangrene'' AWFUL #absolutely zero ideas for the last prompts ugh i gotta do thinking #also zero things to say in these tags watching a friend play totk rn he's doing so terribly i love it

[lopaak]

my isat fanart did well woweewow letsgo im gonna do another fanart soon!!! i think sif...

#isat #waaaaaawoooo #siffrin

[kotilae]

Woweewow that's a lot of lovable idiots

All these are PCs (and a couple NPCs) from @oops-i-accidentally 's DnD game!

#art #illustration #dnd #dungeons and dragons #again not sure what else to tag with #it's been incredible to see how all the other players have developed their characters so far tho #absolutely adore everyone in that group #@ the group if y'all are seeing these tags #i give kees #mwah mwah

[aiiaiiiyo]

1984 — me. business casual, lol Check this blog!

#woweewow #oldschool

[a-deadly-serenade]

thinking back to that humanity post and the tags i put last time i reblogged it..... whew 

#'u know HOW we survived? together.' #WOWEEWOW #not to gas myself up #but this is EXACTLY WHAT I mean!!!

[floralboy]

This happened in my dream last night so I had to draw it 🥺 I miss this dream boy

#also I WISH I was strong enough to hold up a boy woweewow #goals #my art

[thecorvidrotation]

I am suddenly remembering a concept I had for a Leverage AU for TRC, back when Netflix had Leverage and my then-roommate was ensuring I watched it... I haven’t thought about this idea in a couple years but:

Blue  

thief 

uses her small stature to her advantage, because no one ever suspects that the tiny woman glaring from across the street is the one who’s just robbed that big, ultra-secured building over there. 

Has a bit of a Robin Hood complex, made of solid muscle, perfect size for crawling in vents, has a knife within reach at all times. 

Mysterious about her family, but implies to the others that she was trained by an elite coven of master thieves (which is only half a lie, but the rest of the team doesn’t know that, and definitely doesn’t know which half). 

She and Ronan become sparring partners first and friends second.

Henry 

hacker 

has zero interest in his family’s black market connections, because he’s here to have FUN. 

Seondeok is eternally dismayed that he won’t use his “hobby” for something useful (i.e., to her advantage).

Built RoboBee himself and hacks Silicon Valley tech gurus for laughs. 

Utterly charming whenever he’s out in the field, really wishes Blue, Ronan, and sometimes Adam would stop breaking his stuff, tries to work a meme into every job briefing just to keep things fun and interesting.

Ronan 

the team’s hitter/“retrieval specialist”. 

I never actually justified it back in the day but now I’m thinking that this is a world where Niall’s dark dealings were closer to home, and although Declan still took the brunt of it to shield his brothers from the worst, Ronan was involved enough to develop some specific skills. 

Got into some heavy shit for a few years after Niall’s murder, now he’s leveled off but still itches for a challenge, and is actively avoiding his family (coughcough Declan) as much as possible. 

Kavinsky was probably involved in whatever that past, highly illegal mess was.

Not AS smooth with the acting as some of the others, because he’s surprisingly honest for a crime-brawler raised half in the underground who can disarm a man with two spoons.

Adam 

took a different path out of Henrietta and is now a grifter. 

Lifelong desire to become one of the elites developed into a true talent for blending in with them, can skillfully slip into whatever accent, posture, and gestures he needs to sell the story and get what he wants. 

He and Blue bond over being extremely down to rob the 1% at any given moment. 

Habitually carrying so many layers of artifice that it takes the rest of the gang forever to figure him out and get at the “real” Adam (if Adam himself even remembers who that is...)

If this really were a TV show the subplot of the first season would be that Ronan continuously thinks Adam is running side cons against the team and Adam continuously thinks Ronan’s ~mysterious connections~ are going to blow their cover and get them all killed and then in the season finale the plan only succeeds because of the two of them working together as a perfect team.

Gansey

the leader (aka the charismatic organizational glue that holds this train-wreck together)

The only one who grew up rich but without any (explicit) underworld connections, which means that at first absolutely no one on the team trusts him to be good at what he does.

Got started working with museums (and, later, governments) to investigate stolen artifacts, job eventually expanded into other areas (like security) and got more complicated.

Was acquainted with Ronan for a few years before Niall’s murder, because stolen antiquities happened to be one of the pies the Lynch family had their hands in. Gansey and Ronan always got along in spite of this.

Has at one point busted every one of these sneaky criminals for something or other, which each of them took in their own particular way.

Henry: Riddler energy

Ronan: “that’s fair”

Blue: 🔪🔪🔪🔪

Adam: [quietly seething]

Discovered that he was being manipulated by the richest in the world to their own ends and has gone completely rogue after a former employer attempted to frame him for theft because he knew too much. 

Gansey plots a totally-not-revenge against the Jeff Bezos who tried to frame him (Ronan: “you couldn’t have told us about your little revenge plot??” Gansey: “It’s NOT revenge! someone so abhorrent deserves to be taken down and we’re doing the world a SERVICE” Adam: “Revenge by any other name...”) and reaches out to the others because, in his mind, they’re some of the best at what they do – and, more importantly, there’s something in each of them that he knows he can trust, no matter how hard they sometimes deny it. Also, if they pull it off, it’ll be the haul of a lifetime. It’s supposed to be just one job, but then they have to Work As A Team Because Shit Just Got Real after the job is over, and then that’s that they’re a family now.

BUT WAIT you must be asking WHAT ABOUT NOAH well I’m glad you asked–

If this really were a TV show this would maybe finish off the second season or even kick off the third season? since the first season was all about these disasters slowly figuring out how to work together and trust each other and stuff, and then the second would be about working better as a team. Gansey keeps making Ronan, Henry, and Adam actually help people AND keeps stopping Blue from going full Marxist Warrior on every single wealthy asshole she can find, and all of them still act like they hate it but they’re actually getting used to it. As hard as they all try, the aggregate alignment of the team as a whole IS firmly chaotic dumbass. Now a new challenge approaches!

Episode concept:

Adele Czerny contacts the “Monmouth Advisory Group” with a job, and asks them to destroy the life of one Barrington Whelk.

Whelk had always been a rich asshole, but for some reason he’d been good friends with her older brother Noah from back when they were in high school. Noah disappeared a some years ago while on some kind of sudden road trip with Whelk, and though Whelk was obviously a suspect, being a rich asshole got him off the hook.

The Czernys have mostly made their peace with the fact that Noah is probably dead and Whelk will never actually be punished for whatever happened. But since then he’s become a moderately successful antiquities man – in fact, Gansey happens to be acquainted with him from back in the day, he never liked him much because he assumed such a bland, passionless man wasn’t involved in archaeology and collections for the sake of discovery – and Adele can’t stand that he’s succeeding in life after what he’s done, so she wants him to suffer.

it’s a plot fully in Gansey’s wheelhouse so he expects it to go well. However, that’s not how Leverage works.

The objective: Investigate Whelk just as he’s tapping into that good good museum funding, and somehow ruin it all by getting him to admit that he murdered or otherwise hurt Noah all those years ago.

Gansey has a plan! his plan is to STAGE A HAUNTING. Everyone can’t decide if they hate this plan of it’ll be hilarious.

Gansey: “we’re going to have to steal a ghost.”

The team begins their set-up: Henry digs around the original missing persons case on Noah and discovers that a lot of that info is missing/hidden/redacted, and he also gets all the inside info on Whelk’s finances and discovers that he owes a fair bit of money. Gansey meets with Whelk and introduces Adam, who is posing as a representative from a private investor interested in backing him on an actual excavation back to the area Noah disappeared in, which Whelk reluctantly agrees to because he’s broke af. Ronan infiltrates the museum security staff so he can follow Whelk’s movements.

Then they get the lights flickering. Blue breaks into his office while he’s out and moves a few things around. Ronan gets Henry into the building after hours so they rig up a device that can remotely move a vase or something while Whelk is actually in the room (which they are VERY pleased with themselves over). Blue knocks around in the vents now and again. 

It’s a delicate balance because they’re working with the power of suggestion, trolling Whelk just enough that he convinces HIMSELF that he’s being haunted, otherwise he won’t buy it.  

It all skids sideways somehow because it always does, that’s how Leverage works. Maybe Whelk gets suspicious because Gansey or Adam accidentally say something a little too pointed, or he catches on that someone is asking questions. I dunno SOMETHING happens I haven’t watch Leverage since it moved to Hulu.

Point is it’s not quite enough. Whelk is definitely unnerved but he’s not quite buying the haunting idea hook line and sinker, and if things go on for too long he might start to suspect this is all a trick. They need to hit him hard before he can start to put the pieces together and realize he’s probably being played. 

they come back to their headquarters to try and scramble a new plan together and [john mulaney voice] there is a man STANDING in their BRIEFING ROOM

and he wants to know why his sister was talking to them.

(this is where the show would cut to a commercial break btw)

SURPRISE Noah’s not dead??????? WHAT????

The gang gets Noah’s side of the story: Whelk’s life fell apart somewhat just out of high school and he became obsessed with this treasure-hunting idea, and Noah was along for the ride because yeah! adventure!! Just when they actually found something – totally unexpected – Whelk whacked Noah over the head and took whatever it was they’d found, leaving him for dead in the half-wilderness. This is how Whelk kicked off what would become a career in finding and selling old things and buried secrets (which were mainly stolen or fake but that’s not what the gang is here to expose).

Noah eventually came to and stumbled away in a daze, finding his way onto a farm/homestead; at first he was too out of it to provide any personal details to his rescuers and then as he remembered what happened he became too paranoid that Whelk would try to finish the job, and since Whelk lied to everyone about where he and Noah were the police never investigated in that area, meaning that no one really made the connection between the two cases.

Noah became obsessed with the idea of disappearing completely so that Whelk – and everyone else – would continue believing he’d died. He snuck out of the hospital and went underground, and over time learned how to remove/hide those records and completely cover his tracks, effectively becoming a ghost. He’s gotten by over the years by occasionally providing a similar service for other people, if they can find him, but as a general rule he likes to stay out of things entirely and keep to himself.

He and Mr. Gray actually might know each other from around the way.

He’s not a hacker precisely, but he has intimate knowledge of how to leave practically no paper trail and how to hide whatever you do leave behind.

The only reason Noah actually revealed himself to the gang is because he HAS been keeping an eye on his family from a safe distance, and he knows what they do here and the “Monmouth Advisory Group” and his sister visited them and then they started working Whelk over and he’d really like to know what’s going on and if Whelk could somehow trace it back to Adele because that would be really, really bad. Also he noticed Henry poking around the details of the original disappearance and he’s come closest to uncovering the investigation records that Noah’s buried and that’s intriguing but also could Henry please stop that because eventually someone at that police department will notice their files have been messed with.

If Noah does know Mr. Gray I have to assume that he’s aware of Blue as well, because I have to assume that Blue and Mr. Gray have some connection, and by connection I mean he taught her how to throw knives better. Not to derail but I would love a running gag of sorts where the gang sometimes encounters Mr. Gray out in the wild and he and Blue say hello and then he gives her feedback on her knife technique and then disappears again.

Anyways my point was that the main way Noah convinces himself that revealing himself to the Monmouth team isn’t an utterly terrible idea is because he thinks Mr. Gray is pretty alright for a contract killer and if he likes Blue Sargent then Blue must be alright too. 

GANSEY HAS A NEW PLAN

his plan is to recruit Noah and have him play his own ghost.

Noah HATES this plan.

In the end though Gansey convinces Noah to do it, probably leveraging (ha!) the fact that as long as Whelk is free to continue being a rich asshole, Noah will continue living in the shadow of his attempted murder. Plus, he kinda owes his family some kind of closure, since he’s determined to never reveal himself to them either. Noah has to admit that it would be pretty satisfying to see Whelk get what’s coming to him and he finally agrees to this haunting nonsense.

I feel like in true Leverage fashion, haunting 2.0 needs to almost not quite come together, but it’s been too long since I watched it for me to elaborate on how and also I’m getting hungry sfjhdffj anyways

Ultimately the haunting is a smashing success! they get Noah into some tattered clothes like what he was wearing that day and some makeup that makes him look especially gaunt and other-worldly and throw on some fake blood oozing tastefully from his hairline, Henry messes with the temperature of the room so it gets super cold super fast and flickers the lights out, Ronan and Blue are lurking nearby to push things over at dramatically appropriate intervals, Adam is there reprising his role as an investor just so he can pretend not to see/hear/notice half of what’s happening

The best part is when Noah goes off-script and instead of just lurking ominously from the corner, actually points at Whelk slowly and utters “CONFESS” in a terrifying rasp, and Whelk nearly pisses himself.

The end result is that Whelk runs screaming from the room in the grip of a guilt-ridden hysteria and confesses to the murder of Noah Czerny. Police investigate the area he specifies, but of course they don’t find a body, and the assumption is that animals probably scattered the remains (there’s no reason to ask anyone living within the county if they saw anything suspicious, and so the anonymous young man who stumbled out of the woods with a head wound some years ago remains unconnected to the case).

Whelk goes to jail! Adele is thankful to the team and wants to know how they did it, Gansey does admit “I hope you don’t mind, but we did have to drive his guilty conscience by making him believe your brother was haunting him,” and Adele says “oh don’t worry, Noah would have found that hilarious so it’s more than alright.”

Noah, emerging from a side room after she leaves: “she’s right it WAS hilarious.”

Noah decides not to reveal himself to his family (at least, for now??) because it’s too much to explain, and he’s a little ashamed that he let them grieve for all these years without telling them he was alive, but he can’t just step back into his old life at this point. 

But instead of disappearing back into the woodwork, he agrees to join the Monmouth team! After all, the best person to find people who don’t want to be found is someone who’s an expert in erasing your presence from the world.

It will take more than an entire full season before the gang can get Noah out into the field and even then it’s only because the plan has blown up spectacularly and Noah is under extreme duress. But he does it and everyone is very proud.

And that’s the story of how Gansey’s ragtag team of crooks and ne’er-do-wells fighting against capitalism adopt a metaphorical ghost to help them with their Good Guy Crimes, I’m gonna look for places to pirate Leverage now because this has made me miss it very much.

#i think this is the longest thing i've ever written for any fandom woweewow #the raven cycle #trc #the gangsey #leverage au #my post #fic #i mean not a proper fic-fic but i've basically narrated an entire sequence of events in bulleted list so it sorta counts? #anyways. i don't actually know how the antiquities market works so 🙏forgive me #everything i know about crime does in fact come from the first two seasons of Leverage and 50% of Elementary #long post

[dearmrsawyer]

UHHHHHHHHH LOUIS DROPPING THE PERFECT SONG

#woweewow wow wowowowow #@anything else going on in my life on this night you're officially on hold until 2023 #he just went right ahead and DID THAT #THIS SONG IS SUCH A JAM #THIS IS SUCH A GREEN DAY VIBE AND LOUIS' VOICE IS PERFECT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #got dam i gotta blast #sleep is gonna have to fight to take me now #louis text #tp #1dependent

[minnygonagall]

masterlist

I can’t believe I’ve never done this before now. Always feel free to request a fic about the stuff that I post!

Damerey (Poe Dameron/Rey):

After the Falcon: Force Bond (Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | AO3) - POST TLJ - Poe and Rey meet after a sleepless night at the new Resistance base.

Deamus (Dean Thomas/Seamus Finnigan):

Inexplicable Lengths - PostWar Dean and Seamus end up with a baby

Marauders:

Something Strange (FF link | AO3)  - Starting in the summer before their sixth year at Hogwarts - ft. James/Lily, Sirius/Marlene, Frank/Alice - long fic - chapters: 2/?

Blackinnon (Sirius Black/Marlene McKinnon):

Hi, Hello, Name Exchange - Soulmate AU

All Too Well - War Era ft. sad Sirius after Marlene’s death

Close Call - Marauders Era fic that takes place one full moon near the Whomping Willow

Alive - AU adult Blackinnon cuteness

Can’t Break Free (Part 1 | Part 2) - Marauders Era angst

Scorose (Scorpius Malfoy/Rose Weasley):

Comforting Chaos (FF link)

Literati (Rory Gilmore/Jess Mariano):

Gilmore Girls: The Life and Times (FF link | AO3) WARNING THIS CONTAINS SPOILERS FOR AYITL - multi-chapter post-A Year in the Life Literati cuteness - chapters: 5/?

Hunger Games:

Young Pilgrims - Capri Covell, from District 4, competes in the 67th Hunger Games. (COMPLETE multi-chapter fic on FF.net)

#masterlist #woweewow can't believe I haven't done this before now #my writing

[markusandkaraandconnor]

Woweewow I know I promised to start posting consistently but BUDDY my family just can’t take a fucking break huh. I honestly don’t know how consistently I can update. I’m sorry guys.

[kittietron]

pussy got me saying woweewow!

#dirttxt

[mvretti-blog]

fat albert vc: hey hey hEY!! good day pals lemme start off by sayin i’m suPER stoked to be here woweewow i haven’t rped in almost a year so excuse me if i’m a lil rusty omg. below the cut is more information on vance including but noT limited to: background, personality, fun Facts, etc.

(( hey, look over there! isn’t that vance moretti, the twenty four year old junior at uw who’s majoring in criminal justice. he is part of the baseball team and lives in the iris building. people who know him say he is gallant but also stubborn. ))

trigger warning: mentions of drug trafficking, gang activity, violence, dumb stuff

HISTORY; alrighty so he was born in staten island, new york to a small family, vance being the youngest of three sons. his family (other than his intermediate fam) actually lives in italy, the moretti folks packing up and moving their kids to america about two or three years before thIS fella popped out. overall he had a great childhood, always playing outside and easily maintaining solid friendships with the other kids in his neighbourhood. his parents worked hard for their money and they weren’t considered to be well off by any means, but they never went hungry or had to worry about being able to pay off their bills on time.

fast forward several years and vance is a lanky teen with two older brothers that already built a reputation around the moretti name. a name now affiliated with gang violence and criminal activity, he had been set up for failure and instead of taking a difficult path to bring honour back into his family, vance followed right along in his elder brothers’ footsteps. however, while they were way deep in the criminal underworld with a drug cartel, trafficking and collecting due payments by any means necessary, vance was doing the bare minimum; selling dime bags to his peers on school grounds and high school parties, sometimes even harder shit if it was relentlessly pushed on him by his brothers.

a small time skip; one brother in jail, the other dead, while vance was a free man. he was basically ostracized from his family not only because of the horrible path he’d followed but because he was also the reason for the current state of his older brothers. by trying to get them all out of the criminal life together, it backfired. he was deemed a snitch and therefore in jeopardy of being hit at any time, any day. the only way out was to flee without a trace so he did, he moved across the whole country and ended up in washington. he wasn’t sure what exactly the reason was for picking that particular place, probably from one of the countless travel brochures he skimmed over, but whatever the reason, he’d made the move and he was starting fresh.

the last time skip; after volunteering for the police department a few times (around working a job with late hours but great tips), vance is taking the necessary precautions and steps to become a man of the law (ironically enough) by attending the university in washington and majoring in criminal justice.

PERSONALITY; oh boy oh boy this guy looks like a hardass bc he has a bad case of resting bitch face howeVER he’s a gentle giant, through and through. he would do anything for his friends, which has been one big reason why he hasn’t had a serious longterm relationship for several years, and he tries to Fight for Good and not Evil but a guy’s gotta let loose sometimes, especially when a good handful of your friends are into or associated with the party scene. but he doesn’t go hard bc 1) hey he’s tryna keep a clean record and 2) he doesn’t wanna slip back into old bad habits.

he is very much a Dad in the sense that he wants to be cool and not hated but he also wants everyone to do their best and achieve their dreams and not go to jail woO. if anyone of his pals ever needs a designated driver, vance will gladly pull up in his trusty Ol’ Reliable aka a pontiac that had been given to him from his dad. he would much rather u call him for a ride home at like 4am rather than end up hurt or dead. vance is also a great person to vent to, will listen for hours or however long u need him to, and is always there to lend a helping hand for whatever. not violence, but he doesn’t shy away from making stern promises (that may sound like threats) to anyone who hurts his pals. he’s not a stickler i stg he just cares a lot abt the ppl he’s close to and wants them to have a Happy n Healthy full life so he’s just overly protective

as for relationships, previously mentioned he doesn’t really have a track record worth counting. the last serious girlfriend he had was probably during the first year he’d lived in washington. it wasn’t until after she moved in with him in the apartment he had at the time that she realized how invested he was in his friends and his work, which were both obviously prioritized over her. so the messy break up ensued, something he never wanted to experience again. vance has tried relationships that had no strings attached; flings or friends with benefits, but it's too hard for him noT to get attached and catch feels, which leaves him in an even messier situation. so if he can help it, he tries to avoid anything more than a one night stand.

basically just a protective cool single dad tryna make it in this crazy world

FUN FACTS; he’s been working as a stripper for the last four years which is how he was able to pay for school without any debt chasing him but its a secret sh. the routine he’s best known for is pretending to be a cop claSSIC

speaking of classic.....classic rock and old rap are his absolute fav music genres that’s lit all he listens too with the exception of a few new songs he’ll catch on the radio

he still keeps in touch with his ma bc i mean heLO she’s his ma his #1 aka he’s a mama’s boy and he talks to her at least once a week

idk thats abOOT IT I G

#uwhqintro #classic me rambling to infinity & beyond #and my name's callie nice to meet u all woW #im horrible at introducing myself oops #gang tw #drug tw #violence tw #im dumb tw

[i-hopeyoufindpeace]

Today was the first day I used the word bisexual for myself and woweewow I feel great about it.

[damonsbitchx]

Kat’s Celebrating

Oh BOY, jeez. 

GUYS.

I mean woweewow wow, am I excited. 

Alrighty, this is my first time hosting a challenge, but guys. 

First of all, happy holidays. (Yes, I’m one of those people who gets pumped for the holidays the day after Halloween. Sue me.) 

Second of all, happy 500 followers y’all oh my god!! (Current number 505) 

This challenge will be in celebration of that plus Thanksgiving, my birthday, Christmas, and the New Year. (And happy Hanukkah, if you celebrate that.) So, this challenge will be a fairly long one, plenty of time submit considering the busy time that ya girl chose to celebrate. So we are gonna get straight to good part.

Now, I don’t like RULES because they feel too serious, and this is suppose to be fun! So, I’ll call them guidelines instead. (I’m sorry you have to read so much oh my god.)

Guidelines

To enter, please send me an ask otherwise it will not count. Please include the category and number of the prompt you would like and a back up just in case. I’ll try to keep the prompt list as updated as possible.

If you will be posting under a separate account, please include that info in your ask as well.

Please tag me in your fics so I can find them and use the “keep reading” feature for any pieces exceeding 500 words.

I ask that you only write Supernatural fics, but I’m not picky about characters, pairings, or genre, so whatever strikes a chord with you. (if you write smut, there’s a chance I may not read it, I’m sorry.)

Other than that, warn appropriately and if it is possible, please include a word count. 

If I do not at least like your fic within 24 hours, send it to me via message just to be sure I’ve seen it. I will be attempting to make a master list of the fics that are submitted.

The due date of this challenge is loosely going to be January 31st, 2018. However, if you need an extension or would like to drop out, no problem fam, just send me an ask  or a message to let me know! I will definitely make reminder posts as we get closer to the end date.

If you wish, you will probably be allowed to write for more than one prompt because I don’t expect a whole bunch of participants, this is simply for enjoyment. If you’d like to write one fic for two prompts or two separate fics for two separate prompts, let me know and we’ll see what we can do!

Okay, I lied, NOW on to the good part. Please note that this was my favorite part of creating this entire thing. Each labeled section will contain appropriately themed prompts. (Most of these were created under the assumption that you’ll all be writing reader inserts, sorry.)

Thanksgiving Prompts

“Okay, don’t panic, but your turkey is on fire.” (quote prompt)

“And I’m thankful for--oh my god.” (quote prompt) @trenchcoat-of-the-angel

First Thanksgiving at the bunker

A turkey crossing the road

Jack’s first Thanksgiving

“It’s my last Thanksgiving, can we just try not to rip each other’s throats out for five freakin’ minutes?” (quote prompt)

“How the hell do you burn cranberry sauce?” (quote prompt)

A “cabin in the middle of nowhere” Thanksgiving

Thanksgiving marriage proposal

“I brought the booze.” (quote prompt)

Hay ride date

Birthday Prompts

“How old are you now, like fifty?” (quote prompt)

“It’s your birthday and you’re an adult, you’re allowed to eat an entire cake and sob on the couch without explaining yourself.” (quote prompt)

“You know, this passive aggressive birthday gift war is getting a little ridiculous.” (quote prompt)

The angel garrison throws you a surprise party

“He wasn’t invited.” (quote prompt)

“Yesterday I celebrated my birthday and drank too much. Today I dug up a body with a bunch of dudes I’ve never met and found out I can’t ever go home again, how do you think I am?” (quote prompt)

Birthday candles

A birthday breakfast date

“You’re a Winchester now, your birthday will be properly celebrated, no if’s, and’s, or but’s.” (quote prompt) @the--blackdahlia

Attempt to make a birthday cake with your s/o.

Christmas Prompts

Mistletoe @honeybeedestiel (Destiel)

Slow dancing to Christmas music after a huge argument @elma-shay (Sam x reader)

Planning a Christmas party at the bunker

Convincing your s/o to build a snowman with you

Your s/o dressing up as Santa for your kids.

Christmas carols 

A fire place @winchestergirl-13 Sam x reader

“Ho ho ho motherfucker.” (quote prompt) @zeusmyster or @winchester--67

Gingerbread house

Christmas in Hell

New Year Prompts

“New year, new me.” (quote prompt)

“How’s that diet going?” (quote prompt)

New year countdown @imaginesforthose-wholovefandoms

Drunk Karaoke

“See you next year!” (quote prompt)

“Yesterday I had everything, today I have nothing.” (quote prompt) @homeschooledonmyhands

“You’re so drunk, you probably don’t even know what year it is.” (quote prompt) @highonmarvel

“I woke up on New Year’s Day with an empty spot in my bed. It’s been empty ever since.” (quote prompt)

Sparkly ‘2018′ shaped glasses

“This is not just any hangover, this can only be a New Year’s hangover.” (quote prompt)

@assbutt-still-in-hell, @shotgunintheimpala, @wishedworld, @aquabrie, @pienotcakeyouassbutt, @cas-loves-dean-and-i-love-him, @imaginesforthose-wholovefandoms, @the--blackdahlia, and @gleelover1 because maybe y’all might be interested in participating or just helping to spread the word.

#Kat's celebrating #writing challenge #challenge #writing #not spn #oml #guys we hit 500 #500 followers #oh my wow