#woooooooooooooooo first post

[fennelllll]

HI there

first post and idk what to do. help.

At least i can do art!

#painting #splatoon #artwork #first post #woooooooooooooooo

[sammythejamison]

19th. JANUARY 19th IS COMING.

my brain is slow as a fuckin' snail so I'm obviously late on this post BUT.

Green Day is releasing a new album this month, Saviors!!!! that's already old news for the ones who bought the vinyl record, but for the ones who couldn't afford it/don't live in one of the countries in which the record was released first, our only choice is to wait a few more days to listen to the whole thing.

so, in order for that, here's a countdown for us Green Day fans waiting for our Savior(s): THREE MORE DAYS UNTILL THE NEW ALBUM ARRIVES!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#green day #billie joe green day #billie joe armstrong #tre cool green day #tre cool #mike dirnt green day #mike dirnt #punk #punk rock #rock n roll #music #rock music #1980s #1990s #2000s #new green day album #green day saviors #saviors #saviors album #just like one of American Idiot's tracks #“are we waiting?" #HELL YEAH WE ARE #IT'S A NEW ALBUM BY A (not so recent) PUNK BAAANNNND WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

[millenniumclan]

Protagonists

Shiningheart + Shadowheart

#🐉 #woooooooooooooooo first post #ignore all the tags gotta get this shit out there #atem #yugi #ygo #yugioh #yami yugi #yugi muto #ygo warriors au #yugioh au

[pillsarchive]

Stu/ Vampire! reader imagine

Just a quick hoaky little thing I wrote at like 2 A.M last night. It's cheesy as shit, but the scream movies are too so I figured I'd post it anyways.

“Oh, no fuck you. That’s so weird - no - NO WHAT GIRL WOULD THINK THAT”S HOT THAT’S JUST WEIRD”

Twilight played on Stu’s television screen as randy yelled and stu cuddled up next to you. The party had been going great, and now it was even better. Most of the loud annoying shit bags had either passed out or gone home which meant you could just chill out and get smoked while you watched some horror movies with your pals. You had just figured out randy had never seen twilight, so after halloween ended you’d played a little game of truth or dare. Whoever chickened out first got to pick the next movie. You’d dared randy to go sit in the basement alone for five minutes (no flashlights allowed), and after a long rant about “no one taking the threat seriously” he’d explained that the way he saw it, it was watch this horrible vampire movie or get turned into a blood eagle and hung up next to the wine cellar shelves. In other words, randy was a wimp.

Stu nestled his head into your hair and talked lazily to you.

“We should dress up as the vampire guy and the brunette chick for halloween”

You giggled.

“Then we’d have to finally come to a conclusion on who wears the pants in this relationship. Or we could both go as Edward. Auto - homo - romanticism.”

“And make Billy wear a wig and low rise skinny jeans. Accurately represent the love triangle. Billy’s the werewolf guy, im the vampire, and you’re Kristin Stewart.”

You laughed a little more than you should have at that. You weren’t sure when you were going to break it to him, but it was probably good to do it sooner than later. You liked him a lot, billy wasn't any different. You were pretty sure it was a horrible idea, but you were dead set on keeping the two little psychopaths around. They were interesting, that was all you needed in a guy.

“You want some beer?”

You shook your head.

“Bear makes me wanna gag, you know that. I might go get myself another bottle out of your parent’s monumentally huge stash. How much wine can two people and a teenager drink?”

“It’s more of a bragging rights thing. They’ve never touched it, I cant stand it, the only reason they have it is because they like feeling rich. They’re hoarders, just neat about it. It’s the same reason they bought this huge ass house, not that im complaining.”

You giggled and ran your fingers through his hair. You enjoyed that look on his face, he thought he was fooling you. It was in his eyes. He liked you, and he wanted to incorporate you into the plan, but billy had some reservations. You’d be able to work it out by the end of the night, you always were. If push came to shove, you could deal with the cops and the media. Another thing the movies got wrong - you loved being on TV.

Stu got up. And so did you.

“And honey?”

“Yeah?”

“Meet me in your room after you get the beer. We need to talk about something…..personal.”

He grinned. You loved him.

“Me and stu are going to restock on the ala - co - hol”

“Yeah - we’ll be right back WoooOOOOOOOOoooOO!”

The crowd in the living room roared and he stuck his hands out in front of him and started to walk to the garage, snickering to himself.

“Feel free to switch it, randy. I'm releasing you from your bonds, you’re free as a dove.”

He smiled and looked at you upside down from his spot on the couch.

“Im actually sort of invested in their relationship. I’ve gotten the set up, im ready to see the car crash and burn.”

A few “yeah!” “me too”s echoed around the room, you smiled. You’d get them to leave randy alone, he was alright.

“If you think this is going to turn out badly, wait until the one where bella goes into labor for half an hour.”

Randy’s face twisted in disgust, you giggled and flashed him a toothy grin.

“Jesus, you have to come down here and cover my eyes for me when that comes up - I could barely get through the video they showed us in 9th grade sex ed.”

You’d never understand how the guy could watch a girl get sawed in half groin to sternum on tv without batting an eye, but he got all blushy and grossed out whenever anybody said the word “pregnancy” around him.

You found yourself laughing at the situation you were in, that had happened a lot in the last few years. 300 years old and you were hanging out with two small time serial killers at a highschool party, watching a vampire romance movie that parodied you. This was really what it had come to. Doing whatever you felt like doing in an attempt to stave off the boredom that came with being immortal. Impartial to right or wrong, moral compass thrown out the window, you just liked to watch interesting things happen. If that was so wrong god wouldn't do it, god wouldn't do it and you wouldn’t be allowed to exist.

As soon as you’d gotten into stu’s room you drank some wine and then put the cork back in the bottle. His bed smelled nice, his bed smelled like him. You snuggled up in the sheets and waited. When he walked in the room the smell of coppery blood clung to him like he’d just taken a bath in it, you couldnt help but inhale. He layed down next to you and smiled. The only thing present in him was love, that was his motive. He didnt want to hurt you. You wrapped your arms around his shoulders and snuggled up to him.

“What did you want to talk to me about, baby? Im not really in the mood for getting physical, sorry to disappoint.”

That was a lie. You could smell the arousal rolling off of him clear as he could smell the wine on your breath. You wondered if it was because of you or what he just came back from doing.

“That’s not what I meant when I said talk, you aren’t disappointing anybody. I need…’

You let out a breath and sat up. He followed suit.

“I need you to know a few things about me. I havent been completely honest with you, it’s nothing bad, im not breaking up with you, I just need you to stay calm and keep an open mind okay?”

He stopped touching you and looked you in the eyes.

“Nothing could make me leave. Nothing.”

You smiled and pretzeled your legs around his waist, running your fingers through his hair.

“That’s the first thing I wanted to tell you - I love you. “

He went stiff in your arms and turned to look you in the eyes. He looked shocked and his pupils were blown wide. You smiled at him and he smiled back.

“You mean it?”

“Why would I tell you that if I didnt mean it, dork?”

He grinned even wider and pulled you into a kiss. There was no tongue, it was short and sweet. You could smell his cologne and feel the heat from his body radiating onto yours. You wished everything could stay like this forever - hopefully after tonight that wish could come true. You could run away with both of them, find a nice place in new york where stu could party and go to concerts and billy could have his peace and quiet, maybe get a degree in forensics. Woodsboro was so, so small and the world was so large.

He pulled back from the kiss and you realized he’d pulled the knife out from under the sheet while your eyes were closed, you couldn't see it yet but it was laying on the bed behind his back. Better get it over with.

“I love you too. You dont know how long I’ve wanted to say that to you, you’re mine, the only girl ill ever fucking look at for the rest of my life. You’re amazing.”

His thumb ran over your jawline as he talked and his voice got softer as he went on. How are you supposed to do this?

“Where’s billy? “

Stu quirked an eyebrow.

“I dont know, probably off working out his relationship issues with sidney - today I think they’re trying physical therapy.”

“Ah, I’d have liked him to be here for the second thing.”

“There’s a second thi - oh, right.”

You sighed and crossed your legs.

“Im going to be blunt, if thats ok? I dont really know how to do this. Like I said, do not do anything rash, Im with you ‘till the end, you know that.”

His heart rate picked up a bit and he silently wondered if you’d figured him out. You laughed. No harm in telling him now.

“I’ve known about your extracurricular activity with billy for a while now.”

You could feel him pull back. Shit.

“Why haven't you called the cops then?”

His tone was suspicious, confused, scared. You wanted him to hold you.

“I dont give a shit. I’ve done worse, I promise. Just please don't breakup with me after this? I do, really, really like you.”

He nodded hesitantly and bit back a smile, inside you could tell he was over the moon that you weren’t trying to run away. Then came the thought. “Done worse?”

“Fuck. I guess the only word I can use, the only word that would make sense to you is…. Vampire, it sounds hoaky and it makes it less believable but ill have to work with it. Im a vampire, stu.”

He giggled and looked at the wine on the floor.

“I can never tell when you’re drunk. You just act completely normal and then you say weird shit.”

At least he wasnt angry.

“Want me to prove it to you?”

“Ooooh you gonna bite me?”

You opened your mouth and showed him your canines.

“Dont freak out, okay?”

With that, you let them drop down and form into longer, sharper versions of themselves. Stu’s eyes widened.

“What the hell?”

“Want me to do something else? I cant actually do that much, vampire’s in movies are way cooler than real ones, but I can read minds, talk to you in the headspace if you want me to. Think of something.”

He was stunned. You were starting to get worried.

“Darling?”

His mind was almost completely blank, almost like he was in shock, but slowly he began to take in what you’d told him. The more he thought about it, the more he realized this was cool. Like super, super cool. He’d already thought you were perfect before, now you were beyond.

‘Can you hear what im thinking right now?’

“Yeah, I can. You’re taking this well. “

He started to bounce up and down on the bed, full blown smile cracking across his face.

“Obviously - the girl Im in love with is just as much of a freak as I am!”

#stu macher #billy loomis #stu macher imagine #stu macher/ reader #scream 1996 #scream movies #scream fanfiction #billy x stu #vampire fanfiction #reader insert #not beta read #not proof read #Im a red blooded american I dont need no beta reader #all of my writing is just for funsies #if it sucks - whatever #(tell me so I can improve #though)

[writingadvice365]

Hello I could use some advice and to be perfectly honest I’m a little bit nervous to ask this. I’ve been having these ideas for a crossover fanfic for a while now and to be completely honest writing hasn’t been my strongest suit but I wanted to try it the problem I have is I’ve gotten to the point where I’m almost terrified of writing anything because I’m scared that no matter what I do everyone will hate whatever I write should I carry on writing or quit while I’m ahead what should I do?

WRITE IT WRITE IT WRITE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GO FOR IT!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!  \^o^/

The rule for writing is this: if you want to write, then do it!  

Everyone has to start somewhere and the more you write, the better you will become.  You have a story you want to tell so you should tell it.  And I can guarantee that there will be many people who will love your story and had been hoping someone would write that crossover.  

And yes, first drafts often aren’t exactly how the story is in our heads, but that is what rewriting and editing is for! The fear of not writing well enough is something every writers faces, no matter how successful they are, so you are not alone.  But if you want to write, you should write.  

And here are some posts that might help:

Here are some ideas for getting the words down on paper. 

Give yourself permissions to write whatever you want, no matter how crazy or ridiculous.

Remember your first draft is not terrible, it is just a baby that is in the process of growing.

And if you need any more help or advice, just let me know because I am happy to assist!  Happy writing!  =)

#ask & I shall reply #anon #writing advice #writing help #writing tip #am writing #writers on tumblr #writeblr #november 2019 #GO FOR IT!!!!

[thecrackshiplollipop]

leftpawedpolarbear replied to your post “WHO IS OFFICIALLY JEWISH? I AM!”

Mazel Tov! Just in time for the Shavuot all-nighter!

THANK YOU! i’m so hyped that shavuot is my first holiday after finishing my conversion. it’s so appropriate since it’s literally my favourite holiday? and i talked about it a lot in my beit din about meaningful it is for me and my jewishness. what a good.

likebrightness replied to your post “WHO IS OFFICIALLY JEWISH? I AM!”

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

WOOOOOOOO!!!! thanks meryk <3 

#leftpawedpolarbear #likebrightness

[myequestrianconnection]

Woooooooooooooooo! First Post. I’m Claire and this is San Diego Shaker. We event at a beginner novice level. We ride for Roland Eventing in Arkansas.

#horse #horses #horsepost #horse riding #jumping #pony #quarterhorse #brown horse #devocoux #me #princess #babygirl

[hellomoonart777-blog]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! My first POST WITH a COMIC book!!!!

#Undertale #ErrorTale InkTale #Ink Error #ErrorInk

[junker-town]

Lonzo Ball dropped his first track as 'ZO2' and it's actually pretty good

Don’t need to go to the NBA combine when you got bars

Already in the running for “World’s Biggest Baller,” local hero and future millionaire and basketball legend Lonzo Ball has blessed us with a verse via Soundcloud.

Well, to be clear, TMZ said this is Lonzo, and I believe them because TMZ is the New York Times of the online journalism game (and mostly, just really want this to be Lonzo).

Going under the moniker “Z02” matching the name of his signature sneaker - which, if you can’t afford them, you are not a Big Baller - Lonzo gives us his rendition of “Free Smoke” from Drake’s last lukewarm tape “More Life.”

My God. My God.

Insert every gunshot, bomb and flame emoji possible. Did you really think the world’s biggest baller wasn’t going to come with hot fire? You crazy. Here’s some of the best bars:

Real one, since Day 1.

Don’t believe me, n****? Say sum.

MCM on the backpack,

Real hittas in the backpack

Woooooooooooooooo.

Had to do it for the culture.

Old faces like them boulders,

Y’all hatin and we notice,

Angry faces when you postin,

But i gotta stay focused,

Dead weight on my shoulders,

Talk trash get dumped,

Straight shots no pumps

LONZO RIDING THIS BEAT MANNNNN

Been ballin I just added rapping,

Remove the fake, yeah that’s subtraction,

Divide my time just to make it happen,

Now i’m spittin flame like I’m a fuckin dragon,

In a couple months, man I’ll be in a mansion,

Wit my car clean and my diamonds dancin

/faints.

This is also not the first time Lonzo “ZO2” Ball has given us a verse for free. In August 2016, Lonzo and some boys - most notably his brother LaMelo who was passing sneakers around for some reason - gave the world a freestyle we all needed and never knew about following Chance The Rapper’s lead for the “So Gone Challenge” from last year.

Their third brother, LiAngelo, also gave us some bars via a bunch of Snapchat videos he and his brothers filmed in MCM backpacks and Big Baller Brand apparel to a bunch of Future beats and what sounds like Slim Jesus’ “Drill Time” beat.

This one, though, was more about snacks and milk and was way more trash then the previous verses.

Either way, Big Ballers coming to you live. Hope Dame Lillard feels dissed. Get Top on the phone. Ask Drake did he send the verse yet. Someone call Khaled. Send my large sons a deal. Signature shoes and signature bars forever.

(ED Note: No, this post was not written by LaVar Ball)