The return of Wooby. He now lives on the shelf.
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I cannot stop expressing my sheer love to those strips from @z-t00n so I tried my best to humanize them blorbos
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I often feel like people forget that both Shen Yuan and Shen Jiu got fucked over in the transmitgation with Shen Yuan dying and being forced to live as someone to fix that person's mistakes and Shen Jiu being forced out of his body so someone could live his life better than he did. Both of them got the shit end of the deal, that's the whole point of it, Shen Yuan may have gotten his happy ending but he'll never be his own person and he's at the mercy of the system for the rest of his life and Shen Jiu never got a happy ending but now he'll never get tortured in the most cruel ways possible and live knowing he indirectly caused the death of the person he loved the most
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I opened Canva to make this. Discuss.
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Wooby went to a family gathering.
He also got 160+ years old whale grease on him in addition to the stabbed finger tip blood from when he was made. I think he's going legit. 🐳
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I can't believe I'm watching the tumblr-sexymanification of Luigi happen in real time.
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NEW WOOBY REF!!!!
I feel, a brief summary of current wooby is needed.
Wooby is a demidae who lives in Kebblestone, a town near the Florida elbow. There he fixes golems for free, while also receiving "donations" from said golems. It's basically a pwyw autoshop for golems. While auto repair is his main "hobby", he also likes to play the fiddle, make wooden carvings, and make fireworks.
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So in act 3 of BG3 you get access to the Helldusk armor, right? Like you take the breastplate off of Raphael, and yoink the helmet and gloves from elsewhere in his house…
BUT WHERE ARE THE SHOES?!?
TURNS OUT THEY’RE IN THIS CHEST…. At the Foot of Enver Gortash’s stinky little bed!!!
This little shit spent all his time around Raphael, who clearly has control issues; the only thing he took with him were the shoes to a perfect set of armor.
Because armor with mismatched shoes looks dumb.
IMAGINE BEING RAPHAEL thinking: that little shit stole my amazing boots. And you think; he’s probably wearing them right now.
and then
AND THEN YOU SEE HIM WEARING THESE
THE AUDACITY.
Also his parents were cobblers and he now has the world’s ugliest shoes, but keeps some of the best greaves ever made in his toy chest. Double whammy.
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