#with how fast paced it is

[tariah23]

Literally never understood any of the ships in jjk akajkaa

#I don’t feel anything for most of the popular ones and even shit like gojo and shoko now like I guess in the latest chapter she was like I #fell for one of you (probably talking about gojo who knows??? which felt out of nowhere and random as hell) like gege is really giving jjk #the csm pacing even tho the diff between the two is that csm is extremely consistent and still makes sense and manages to pull you in even #with how fast paced it is #fujimoto gives you bits and pieces of information while not dwelling on it too much while still managing to get whatever point he was trying #to make across #idk why gege is trying to do the same damn there but erm… it isn’t working at all and is actually ruining the quality of the story all #together and I hate it sm because the story started to fall down right as soon as the culling game/Coloney arcs started like there were high #points but not many of them 😭… and the fact that he’s rushing the shit out of the story now just to say that he’s finished makes me sad lol #like idk if he’s sick again??? or??? is it the editors? jump forcing him to continue on working despite the quality dropping like this??? I #hate capitalism…. I hate the churning out of doo doo just to make a profit to to say that you’re through like #if gege don’t take another hiatus and put that pen down and get some rest because this is not it 😭 #sorry… I was just talking about how ships in jjk don’t make any sense and then I started talking about how shit the stories become sorry #rambling #wait #the only ship I ever liked in the entire manga is gonami now that is something else but everything else 😭 #I don’t think there’s a lot of content for gonami but oh well

[sergle]

i've litchrally been going crazymode listening to Maintenence Phase, which is my current favorite podcast, and i highly highly recommend it if you like informative podcasts about debunking misinfo around the wellness/health/diet sphere. it's also just really fucking funny, Michael Hobbs and Aubrey Gordon are great hosts and i love their chemistry together. i'd say "if you're a fat person, you gotta listen to this shit" but honestly i don't even need to be that specific, i just think it's good listening in general. like actually, i think skinny people with or without fat friends would greatly benefit from hearing some of these episodes.

#it was actually recommended TO me by ANOTHER fat girl #so on that note I really like their ep covering Supersize Me #which. if you are in or anywhere around my age group. you were forced to watch this. #and Ozempic. which is a much newer / more current phenomenon #it can also AT TIMES be hard to listen to bc for them to debunk some anti-fat claim you do have to start out #by HEARING to the anti-fat claim before you get to the debunking. so like it's nothing we haven't ever heard before #but it can still be tough #in general though it is fast paced and funny so i can keep it pushing #but you just really come face to face with the whole thing of ohh right I forget this is how Fat Peopletm are viewed #sergle.txt #it is amazing though to hear about people who very literally blame all the world's problems on the existence of fat ppl like we're a Scourg

[fly-sky-high-arts]

I do want to talk about sharing art online from the perspective of a hobby freelancer but before that I'll just toss this tidbit I mentioned on my main

Reblogs are not numbers. Reblogs are meant to share and pass on artwork that someone may like. NO ONE is forced to reblog anything BUT it is a core of engagement in a space like tumblr. Engagement is what brings in interest after all and it's one piece of what makes it important for freelance artists here.

When you look at the numbers and the notes, we need to stop viewing them and comparing them with likes (me included) or total in general. It doesn't help.

Artists do self rebloging to both show or remind folks they've done some work as well as to nudge people to reblog their stuff. Tags are nice and comments in them are a nice way to engage too but passing on the work, especially to help someone to get noticed, is a good way to just work the site as intended.

It will always be about luck because we can't guess who wants to engage with what online. You also can't blame yourselves for this. Don't use the internet mentality of "content" (eugh!) and "flopping" and go about it that way. People find stuff I drew years back and find ways to engage with it now. It's really about luck.

There are things that can help but I'll go about it in another post.

One more thing. Don't be shy about "shilling". Advertise your open commissions, your patreons or ko-fis. I promise it has nothing to do with how big of an artist you are. Remember that you're doing that within your own zone so "bothering" followers is hardly the case, it's your house. Make a tag for it if it helps your mind. I say as someone with social anxiety.

#sky rambles #sorry I know this topic has been everywhere but it made me have so much on my mind #I also vibe on Savvy's streams when I can and artists chatting there make a lot of good points and HELPFUL tips! #so I end up thinking about stuff like this a lot #freelancing is hard #it's also not a job that's sustainable where I live #but also because I can't pace my work differently because I will hate it then #and I don't want to hate working what I enjoy doing #and numbers can really add to that because it turns into 'content' mentality #(i swear i am becoming allergic to that word it physically makes me recoil every time) #it's about finding what works for you EVEN IF IT'S BUSINESS #you NEED to pace yourself HOW IT WORKS FOR YOU and not what brings more money #as unfortunate as that may sound #otherwise you will burnout fast and hate every bit of it

[scrollonso]

First Kiss (Break 1)

A strollonso AU where 18 year old rookie Lance Stroll falls helplessly in love with the notoriously mean world champion. (1.2k words, no warnings) [@v3lnys] {filler chapter? I just felt like Lance and Nando getting closer would make more sense if they spent break together + Mark}

last part - masterlist - next part

They had two weeks off and Lance had absolutely no plans, Nico was on vacation with his family to god knows where, Fernando had probably already arrived in Australia, and Lance didn't have any other friends on the paddock to worry about.

He had thought about going back to Canada but he just ended up back at his house in Switzerland. Spring had started by the time he got home so it wasn't like he could distract himself with snowboarding so he just ended up at home on his couch for the past five days.

Being alone was nice, but a part of him missed Fernando, oddly enough. They'd only ever hung out on the paddock but Lance had grown to look forward to the time they spent together, whether it was actually sitting and talking or just exchanging glances while in the middle of interviews.

As if it was fate, his phone began to rang. It was an unknown number but he figured it might be important, his dad had a history of calling him from random places just to check up on him, as if the 18 year old hadn't been left alone before.

"Hello?" He said, holding his (very small) phone to his ear

"Lancito, I am so glad you answered!" a voice on the other end spoke, a very familiar voice

"Nando?" Lance questioned "How did you get my number?"

"Is not important!" The Spaniard said, brushing off the question "Lancito, are you busy? If you are, cancel, come to Australia."

"No, I'm not busy." Lance responded, wondering if Fernando was really inviting him to Australia, wasn't he with Mark? Wouldn't that be awkward? "Is something important happening in Australia?"

"Si, You are coming, is important."

"Nando, I-" The younger boy laughed, not being able to wipe the smile off his face just from hearing the other mans voice "Sure, I'll come."

"Perfect, I'll send you the information, okay?"

"Yeah, yeah, okay Nando"

"Bye, Lancito! Have a safe flight"

And with that the call ended and Lance wasted no time in buying the tickets to Australia (idk how people bought plane tickets in 2006...)

Lance got off the plane, trying to pat down the hair he could feel sticking up, he always slept on long flights and this one was no acception. It was weird being in Australia a week before he had to but he wasn't going to turn down Fernando is he wanted Lance there so bad, for whatever reason.

It was a Sunday morning and the airport was surprisingly busy, he eventually found his way out and got a taxi headed towards the address Fernando had texted him

"Just landed, headed your way now!!"

Lance stared at the screen before sending the message, just now wondering why exactly he was there, he wasn't blind to the media, especially when he was constantly being interviewed and asked questions fans were dying to know, he had heard the rumours, people saying Fernando was only talking to him to scare him, he was going to embarrass him, he had some ulterior motive, Lance hoped it wasn't true but now that he was blindly following Fernandos orders in another country while he was visiting his friend (who's seat he took) a part of him started to wonder if Fernando was planning something. He hit send.

They'd hadn't texted much, just Fernando sending him the information he needed and Lance thanking him before he got on the plane and turned off his phone, he wasn't too fond of it anyways.

"I am glad you made it"

"Is exciting"

"Tell the driver to go faster"

Lance smiled at his phone, excited to see the Spaniard again, even though he saw him not even a week ago.

"I shouldn't break the law yet"

"I just got here and my dad isn't here to bail me out!"

"I will do it, no worries Lancito"

He shook his head at the text, turning off his phone and waiting to arrive, not too far away from the location

He stepped out of the car, paying the taxi fare then walking up to the house, hesitating to knock. Maybe texting would be better? Or calling? Or anything besides knocking? Before he even had the chance to decide the door opened, revealing a slightly-taller-than-him Mark Webber and Fernando standing by his side, the two closer than he thought they would be

"Lance, welcome, so sorry about making you come so randomly." Mark spoke first, stepping back to invite Lance in

"It's no problem, I wasn't doing anything anyway" Lance smiled as he walked into the house, scanning what he could see

"I told you Lancito didn't mind" Fernando said to Mark, hitting his arm slightly "Is good to make sure you two get along before people start to speculate, ay?" Fernando smiled at Mark then at Lance, reaching up to flatten the hair still sticking up on his head

Lance wasn't sure why he was surprised Fernando was still calling him his nickname, he didn't know why he expected anything to change with Mark around, Fernando seemed the same, if anything he seemed happier around Mark. It made him feel bad, he was the reason Mark lost his seat, the reason Fernando's friend was no longer on the paddock, the reason Fernando had to settle for him instead.

"Well, Lance, I don't mind that you took my seat" Mark laughed, closing the door before putting an arm around Lance's shoulder "I was done with travelling all the time anyway, so don't beat yourself up over what people say"

Lance nodded, Mark was right, and he was pretty old so it made sense for him to be smarter.

"Now, how about we have fun now that we've dragged you to the land down under?" That made Lance smile, he was looking forward to spending the rest of his break actually doing stuff besides binging TV shows.

The next week went by so quick Lance was surprised when he actually had to go to the paddock, almost as surprised as fans when he showed up with both Fernando and Mark.

He hesitated when Fernando suggested all of them going together, worried about what people would say, but the older men made it obvious they couldn't care less so thats how they ended up going together, Mark having plans of doing interviews around the paddock and spending his free time in sither the pink or blue and yellow garage.

Being in Australia a week early was great, they were busy the whole time but Lance enioyed it, loving the time away from his phone and especially away from the media. It made him notice how close Mark and Fernando really were, he felt jealous at times but it was probably just because he was used to having Fernandos attention on him after quali and races, he felt selfish for feeling that way so of course he never addressed it.

"Where are you going first?" Lance asked, looking at Mark, both of them on either side of Fernando

"I was thinking of interviewing people first, it's gonna be weird being the one asking the questions"

"As long as you stay far away from me, we're good"

Fernando shook his head, pulling the taller man closer "We really need to get you used to the media, eh? All you do is complain" He sucked his teeth after he finished teasing Lance, earning nothing but an eyeroll from the teen

"Yeah, yeah." Lance smiled, not able to stop himself when it came to Fernando "We'll cross that bridge when we get to it."

And with that the race week started.

#f1 #formula 1 #lance stroll #aston martin #fernando alonso #i forgot to add tags oml #au #rpf #real person fiction #first kiss au #alternate universe #strollonso #mark webber #fa14 #ls18 #1418 #lance stroll x fernando alonso #slight angst #i wanna make it angstier #a lot of lances thoughts #lance does not like himself #but its okay because the scary world champ does #renault #racing point #renault nando and pink lance #pink lance ily #this was fun to write #im so bad at slow burns so #lets ignore how fast paced this is.

[frankiebirds]

LOOK AT THEM READING TOGETHER,,,i can hear them bickering already. jj constantly telling reid she wasnt done and him bitching before turning the page back. the reason theyre making the faces they are is because reid has read this page five times already and jj has told him a thousand times to wait until she says she's done before turning the page but he doesn't LISTEN!!!

#they are siblings your honour #genuinely though why would u ever read something with dr spencer reid #thats a terrible idea #he reads so fast neither of you will be happy. terrible terrible idea #ive always thought that reid reads at a slower pace when its for leisure #and that the 20000 words a minute was maybe assessed digitally? #i dont know much about how reading speeds are calculated but i imagine it takes longer when he has to flip pages #and when ive tested my reading speed it was always “how fast can these words flash by on a screen before you can no longer comprehend them” #but i dont know what official tests are like #SORRY that got away from me. anyway point is yes ive always headcanoned that reid reads slower when its for leisure #but probably still absurdly fast and would be very annoying if you tried to read with him #jj #jennifer jareau #spencer reid #jj & reid #jennifer jareau & reid #not fic #criminal minds #criminal minds rewatch #criminal minds s02e21 #open season

[vickyvicarious]

When, however, the conviction had come to me that I was helpless I sat down quietly—as quietly as I have ever done anything in my life—and began to think over what was best to be done.

I know it's late but I was thinking about this line again, and him specifically saying he sat down in his helpless misery as quietly as he'd ever done anything in his life broke my freakin' heart.

Something about the gentle despair of it all, the holding his feelings in tight tight tight, the image of him ceasing his frantic rush to just slow down. Stare at the latest lock. Turn around and slowly walk back into his room and once there shutting the door so gently it doesn't even click in the lock, then slowly just sliding down a wall and staring at the floor and even his breathing is so soft and silent... All this in my mind's eye knowing that Jonathan regularly understates things, so how bad must he have felt here! But he still sat there and put his mind to work and came up with a plan to figure out what he can do and... he's so CAREFUL, he knows he is in terrible danger and he is trying so so hard to make it out safe.

#dracula daily #jonathan harker #WHERE IS MINA. YOUR BOY NEEDS A HUG #i am very emotional about this line #unexpectedly. i just. hrrrrmgm #and then he rallied and went to draw dracula in with conversation and the count got all worked up and excited about violence #how fast was jonathan's heart beating as he watched dracula pace around the room grabbing violently at whatever was in reach. #ranting about war.

[malwarechips]

#personally i fucking hate them . way too slow for how fast paced the combat usually is imo #cult of the lamb #poll #cotl #lev.txt

[jakeperalta]

maybe everyone talking about young people rotting their attention span with tiktok is right.... why did I just see a video about how the chapters in the ballad of songbirds and snakes are too long at a whole 24 pages and then the comments were like this

#literally if i had to give an example of an author who does fast paced snappy chapters i'd say suzanne collins #how are these people even managing to read books if that's their limit #do you not want depth?? moments of reflection?? slow moments to balance out the fast?? #talking

[whositmcwhatsit]

#elvis presley #baby elvis #daydreaming that he gets his ticket #and he rants all the way home to audubon about how he can't do nothing #not even get his haircut #without someone giving him grief for it #he warns me not to tell his mother that he's got yet another ticket #back home he paces around #can't settle #then he grabs my hand and announces we're going out #he's in a real mood and snaps: “I'll be back when I'm back!” when Gladys asks how long he'll be #he'll regret that later when he's calmed down and knows he'll have to face her wrath #he pulls on his motorcycle cap and yanks me onto his harley behind him #he'll also regret that later when I know he's calmed down enough to show my wrath #we don't even stop at the bottom of the drive to give any of the kids an autograph #they scatter as he screeches off down the residential road #he's going too fast and weaving around staid fords and chevys #but i trust him #i don't know why #by the time we hit the highway my hair is a wreck- a lion's mane across my face #i press my cheek against the warmth of his back and feel the tension easing #he whoops out a war cry #or maybe a howl of freedom and tugs my arm tighter around his waist #as we accelerate towards nowhere

[dullorangepulp]

Hello! My name is Sophia, and I am humanity's companion!

#traditional art #persona 5 #p5 #persona 5 strikers #persona 5 scramble #p5s #p5 fanart #p5s fanart #p5 strikers #persona 5 fanart #p5s sophia #p5 sophia #sophia p5 #sophia persona 5 #sophia p5s #persona 5 sophia #guys i got into strikers and omg #i love it #i feel stupid for not looking into it sooner but i didnt know it was like. a dynasty warriors type game??? #it's like rlly fast paced and action heavy gameplay which is like totally the type of game i like #im considering buying it on steam now (if it goes on sale obvi. i love persona 5 but i aint payin $80 for this) #so i may just finish watching my playthrough of it and see how i feel then #“if we get this post to 10000000000000 likes maybe ill buy the game!!!!!!! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯” #did i sound youtuber mcgee enough? #jeez im rambling in the tags way too much #more like persona 5 RAMBLE: the phantom strikers amiright or amiright? #ignore that her pinky is slightly too long #dop art

[theminecraftbee]

A question, because I was preoccupied with Hermitcraft VH and then suddenly after Hypno ended stream noticed HBomb streaming “Vault Hunters SMP Herald Run Day 2”. What’s that? Who’s there? I joined at the very end of the stream so I know only of HBomb but you, tumblr’s resident VH enjoyer, must know more, right?

(He’s level 48 on day 2, how’s he level 48 on day 2)

aha! yes, that's a vhsmp event! between season 3 and 4, they're doing a "race to the herald" event, where they all try to get from level 1 to 100 and fight the herald as fast as they humanly can. hrry, chosenarchitect, hbomb94, iskall, and cpk at least are all doing it, but it's open to anyone from vhsmp i think.

they're playing on hard difficulty, on the 3x loot and exp setting. (so they ARE still leveling at the rate of "level 48 in two days isn't actually horrible if you're a very good vault hunters player and also have all day to dedicate to getting to that", but they have help of being at 3x exp rate.)

they are also playing with some special rules where every vault after level 20 is locked, meaning it's "complete the vault or die" (no bailing), every vault after level 20 has a severe curse, and every vault after level 20 has an omega positive. they also aren't allowed to use catalysts. if you want the list, you can find it here.

i need to watch either hbomb or iskall's vods of it, it looks SUPER FUN i just didn't have time to hang around on stream yesterday!

#answered #sharffffff #but also. okay the thing about the leveling here: i love the hermits but they are leveling SO SLOWLY. #which is WILD because they only have 100 days. but they are leveling SO SLOWLY. #this is in part because grindy crystals but also because they're still all worried about leaving each other behind #and ALSO because i don't think they know how rough the xp curve gets after level 50 so they think they're on-pace #but the rate the hermits are leveling is. slow. based on my singleplayer experience #mind you hbomb here is leveling REALLY FAST because he's both on excellerated xp rate and he's a VERY GOOD VH PLAYER #like 'level 48 in two days' is as i said very doable but it requires both having all day to stream and actually being good #but if your scale for how long it takes to level is say. impulse. then i have bad news about impulse.

[wavesoutbeingtossed]

I hate accidents except when we went from friends to this / you and I go from one kiss to getting married

#oooooof #like I said the other day the double meaning of that line from loml guts me #because it can mean a whirlwind romance that moves at breakneck pace #but it can also mean how fast life moves when you’re in a long term rs #in the blink of an eye you go from kids on a first date to married with a family and ten years have gone by #paper rings #loml #lyric parallels

[aster-draws]

Better halves just surpassed 100k everyone applaud ^-^

#and i am not even halfway done..... woot woot ao to speak #aster spreekt #better halves (and other such falsehoods) #is it nearly 5 am? PERHAPS!! #does that mean i have a 70K buffer rn? MAYBE #and whats it to you? #could i move comfortably to once a week updates? that is a very real possibility nut i will not yet entertain it #im planning on writing another ~50k before doing so which at my current pace will take? idk a month month and a half? #i have no concept of how fast i write genuinely

[theflyingfeeling]

I think today I will cry about BC not making tour vlogs anymore 😔

#yes i'm still bitter about the live performance video they posted yesterday #it seemed more like something made for promotion and marketing rather than for fans to relive the moment #or for fans who couldn’t attend to experience it as if they were there #the frame wouldn’t span on one moment for longer than 1.5 seconds which made it kinda messy #and you didn't really get a good picture of what the show was actually like #they didn't show how awkwardly long it took for the curtain to be gathered and carried away 🤭 #instead they showed moshpits THAT DIDN'T EVEN HAPPEN DURING THOSE SONGS 🙄 #and the content you see on their band account on tiktok/ig is no different #good for promotion i guess. uninteresting for their existing fans 🥱 #i get that editing vlogs is extra work (for joonas) and that some of them may not want there to be a camera on their face all the time #and that *siiiiiiiiiiigh* ''youtube is dead'' 🙄 #but i don't think i would have fallen for this band half as bad as i did if it wasn't for the umk/esc vlogs and the content from summer '21 #followed by more tour vlogs from their other tours #nowadays it's only fast-paced tiktoks and promotion and joel's SUPER FUNNY filters 🙂 #i would give up them all for 5-minutes of vlog-like content from the EU tour 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 #whose dick do i need to suck for this huh? #joel is it yours (as the band's social media guy)?? i will do it in the back alley of your local sushi buffet #just tell me when and i'll be there but make sure your cock's already out and hard i haven't got all day

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

THE TIME MY DOG WAS UNDER ACADEMIC PRESSURE.

GUESS WHO CHUGGED DOWN AN ENTIRE CAN OF (POMEGRENATE WINTER EDITION) RED BULL IN UNDER HALF AN HOUR? THIS GUY! IT DIDN'T TASTE LIKE CHERRY PISS SO MY BRAIN DIDN'T REGISTER IT AND I JUST SORTA DOWNED IT.

I'M NOW RUNNING ON CAFFEINE AT A QUARTER TO 4 AM AND SPITE FOR THE EDUCATION SYSTEM.

YOU KNOW WHAT'S FUCKING INSANE EVEN MY DOGGY SISTER, ROXIE (A LOT OF Y'ALL KNOW HER, SHE'S CURRENTLY SULKING FOR FOOD) ISN'T SAFE FROM THE ACADEMIC PRESSURE.

SO, AS MOST OF Y'ALL KNOW, I DROPPED OUT OF DESIGN SCHOOL IN NOVEMBER BECAUSE OF BULLYING ETC. SO THEN THERE I WAS, BACK HOME, TAKING ROXIE DOWN FOR A WALK.

AND I LIVE IN AN APARTMENT. SO WHILE WE WERE GETTING TO THE GATE, THIS PINT-SIZED LIL KID COMES UP TO US. FULL SCHOOL GET UP, BUTTON DOWN, BACKPACK, TIE, BELT, THE WORKS. THE ONLY THING STANDING BETWEEN THIS MINIATURE VICTIM OF INDIAN EDUCATION AND A JOB IN IT AT INFOSYS IS TIME, LIKE THE GOOD OMENS BOOK SAID (KINDA).

IT'S AFTERNOON, SO CLEARLY HE'S BEEN DROPPED OFF AT THE GATE. BEAR IN MIND THIS GUY'S PROBABLY BARELY HIGHER THAN MY KNEE. AND YET I FEAR HIM. WHY? I DO NOT KNOW YET. BUT HE APPROACHES ROXIE AND GREETS HER.

THEN HE SAYS WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO GO TO SCHOOL?

AH, FUCK, I THINK. HERE WE GO. THE APARTMENT NOSIES HAVE BEGUN TO WONDER WHY MY STUPID ASS IS BACK HOME. I SIGH AND SAY, WHO, ME? OUT OF INSTINCT.

AND THIS SHARE-PACK-LAYS-SIZED KID SAYS COOLLY, NO, ROXIE.

HAHA, I THINK, OKAY THAT'S FUNNY. SHE'S NOT, I SAY.

MINI-ENGINEER LOOKS AT ME, FILLED WITH POLITE CONFUSION. SHE DOESN'T GO TO SCHOOL?

I REALISE THIS KID MIGHT ACTUALLY BE SERIOUS. OKAY, CUTE. I REPLY, QUITE REASONABLY, THAT NO SHE DOESN'T.

HE NODS, UNDERSTANDING. SO SHE'S GOING TO START TODAY?

WHAT THE FUCK, I THINK BUT DON'T SAY.

AT THIS POINT, REALISING HE IS DEALING WITH SOMEONE OF INFERIOR INTELLECT TO HIM, THE MICROBE-AU OF STEVE JOBS EXPLAINS PATIENTLY TO ME:

THERE IS A DOG SCHOOL OPENED UP NEAR THE APARTMENT. HE IS GENUINELY CONCERNED FOR ROXIE'S EDUCATION. AND IF SHE HASN'T STARTED ALREADY, CLEARLY SHE MUST BE STARTING TODAY. OR SHE WILL BE BEHIND OTHER DOGS.

IT IS AT THIS POINT THAT I LAUGH AWKWARDLY, QUICKLY MUTTER TO ROXIE TO COME WITH ME IN FRENCH AND WE BOTH SKEDADDLE THE FUCK OUT OF THERE.

HELP THEY'RE TRYING TO GET THE DOGS INTO THE EDUCATION SYSTEM TOO IS NOTHING SACRED ROXIE MAY NOT FETCH BALLS BUT SHE CAN UNDERSTAND ENGLISH, TAMIL, TELUGU AND FRENCH, DOES MOST THINGS WITHOUT ANY TRAINING, CAN RECOGNISE MY MUM'S PHONE BUT NOT A STICK (IT'S FINE, SHE'S GEN ALPHA, IT HAPPENS) AND SHE WOULD ABSOLUTE ROT IN DOG SCHOOL.

BUT HOW WILL SHE MAKE IT IN THIS FAST PACED WORLD WITHOUT HER DOGGY DIPLOMA, HUH? HOW, MAGGOTS?

ONE REBLOG EQUALS ONE COLLEGE CREDIT FOR POOR ROXIE AND HER HOMESCHOOLING (THIS IS A JOKE DO NOT BLOW THIS POST UP I WILL REGRET IT SO MUCH DURING MY CAFFEINE CRASH DO NOT TOUCH THE REBLOG BUTTON)

#good omens mascot #weirdly specific but ok #asmi #maggots #life stories? #uhhh #funny anecdotes #funny #if you find my dog's college education funny #which you shouldn't #this is a serious matter #of utmost importance #HOW WILL SHE MAKE IT IN THIS FAST PACED WORLD #petblr #dogblr #doggy #fuck the education system #pouring one out for roxie

[pasteilian]

BRO mutant mayhem was so fucking good not gonna lie if it wasn’t I was on the path of world destruction, but now that I’ve watched it I put my mass murder note into the archives I’m a different person now I’ve changed 

Raph stole the show for me I loved him so much I swear he was chaos incarnate  and never apologized for it. God bless.  i’ve never been a fan of shipping April with the turtles, but the shipping part wasn’t even bad. Actually, I think this movie did the shipping of the turtle so well compared to the shit we’ve gotten in the past. just such a fun time fun story and just all the love they went into the movie was amazing long live TMNT

#tmnt mm #mutant mayham #it was so cool #The art direction in style was god tier #The humor hit like it was never too much. It was always funny. #The pacing was amazing. You never felt like it was going too fast or too slow you always were on point. #Leonardo getting bullied through the whole movie was the funniest shit. How are you going to be the oldest sibling and still get #lil bro treatment #couldn’t be me #also Leo’s end game fit take that shit off #they colonized him 😔 #pastries babbles💌