Thighs
Nora: Hey, Yang! (holds up the biggest watermelon she's ever seen in her life) Bet you 100 lien that you can't crack this baby in half with your thighs!
Yang: (glances at the watermelon for a moment then back at Nora with a confident smirk) Fucking bet!
Blake: (walks into the room) Yang, I'm back! (sees Ruby, Sun, Neptune, Nora, Emerald, and Marrow all in a circle and cheering) What is going on?
Weiss: Yang and Nora have a bet. Yang has to destroy a watermelon between her thighs.
Blake: Come again?
Weiss: No, I think that will be you in about thirty seconds.
Nora: (moves the masses away enough to reveal Yang wearing her boxer briefs and tank top before placing a watermelon the size of her torso between Yang's thighs) Ready?! In three...!
Crowd: Two!... One!!!!
Yang: (completely destroys the watermelon between her thighs and gets splattered with the juices before throwing her fists in the air triumphantly) Yeah!
Crowd: (some cheer while others groan as money changes hands)
Weiss: (sees Blake's crimson face and pinched together thighs) Ah, there's the sound of a faucet dripping.
Blake: Oh, come on! First that Grimm in the Justice League universe, and now a watermelon?! When's it going to be my turn?!
In dedication to @deadly-knightshade. I still have your ask in my backlog for the Blake wanting to be scissored in half by Yang like the Grimm in the RWBY x JL2 movie.
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As promised! Qui-Gon as a big lizard! I thoroughly enjoy fluffy dragons so I decided to make all the humans have fur because yes I can.
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"nice try, sport, but Pax is a Prime in almost every reality" - My Adventures with Superman crossover
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the lop brainrot is crazy. can't hear the "because I know you love me, baby" part of goverment hooker without thinking of Carlo being an enormous cocky flirt back in the monad house days and then panicking and making a swift exit anytime someone earnestly shows him any interest
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More terrible Shaster art :)
Shadow Gaster belongs to @ironaparrot
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Funny au go brr uwu
Anyways don’t bother with the people who just cry about “copying”.
Just keep doin what you’re doing. People’ll get pissy, it’s how things are.
[REDACTED]: Thank you, creator of the funny Shitster man au. I will lol
*STEALS SHADOW AND RUNS AWAY*
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also you're the certified hero mutual no doubt about it
Blugh.
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Sup motherfuckers
guess who made a trollsona and is trying their hand at making sprites.
it be me! hehehehe!
I am probably gonna adding to this all day. so now at least when I ramble you have some art to look at.
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proud to say i made my first song! it's my very first and im still learning the programs and whatnot, but irregardless i hope you guys enjoy! <3
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Some fantastic Shadow Gaster fanart by @sketchzdoesartagain !!
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