#like a little shitster with a heart of gold

[phonydiaries]

the lop brainrot is crazy. can't hear the "because I know you love me, baby" part of goverment hooker without thinking of Carlo being an enormous cocky flirt back in the monad house days and then panicking and making a swift exit anytime someone earnestly shows him any interest

#he's such an asshole in my mind #but obviously its all a tough-guy cover defense mechanism #like a little shitster with a heart of gold #literally #lies of p carlo #carlo gepetto