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tarosin · 3 years

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the great adventures of y/n tommy and jack

requested: yes/no

pairing: platonic jack/tommy/reader

summary: jack and tommy convince y/n to leave the house

content warning: cursing

an: wrote way more than i intended to

from the moment you woke up your day was already chaotic, you checked your phone to see several missed calls and texts from tommy. still half asleep you decided to finally answer the call

“the fuck did you wake me up for?”

“I'm outside your house please let me in. Some old man keeps telling me to get into his car, gotta go be quick!”

“TOMMY DON'T YOU DARE GET INTO HIS CAR!”

as soon as you opened to door you were met by your two friends wheezing

“you should have seen your face y/n you looked so worried!”

“you little shits don’t do that again,” you said, scolding the two boys who were now crying with laughter.

the car ride was just as chaotic.

you were screaming at all the cars that were ‘going too slow’ and yelling at jack how to drive, despite the fact you don’t know how to drive.

tommy kept putting his hand close to the steering wheel in an attempt to honk the horn.

“CARPOOL KARAOKE- AAAAAA..OH THE FEDS!”

“FUCK THE POLICE!”

“tommy, y/n, we are going to get arrested.”

the journey was then silent for a few minutes until your new boyfriend could be heard from your phone.

“here we go lads!”

it was a miracle you all survived the car journey, especially since tommy found it hilarious to put his phone in front of jacks face as he was driving.

“oh shit..were at tesco’s?”

you must have zoned out during the car ride because the sound of tommy, finally being allowed to honk the horn, pulled you back to reality.

the three of you debated filming your day together, but ended up deciding against it, wanting to spend time together, especially since you had been busy going to college 5 days a week.

everything was going well until an announcement from customer service echoed,

“good evening ladies and gentlemen, we have a teenager here named y/n l/n looking for their father and older brother, if you are them please come and collect them from the customer service desk.”

you couldn’t help but laugh at how embarrassed tommy and jack were as they came to customer service.

“you must be their...parent??”

“no no no no they’re our friend. they must have wandered off and then got lost it’s their first time visiting this tesco.” it was around 1pm when you finally left tesco, but the adventure wasn’t over yet.

the car ride back was another adventure, tommy spent most of the ride talking about how he found donuts for £3, and how jack squashed them by throwing biscuits at them. it was only when you realised you were going in the wrong direction to go home you spoke up.

“you’re going the wrong fucking way, home is in the other direction.”

“i’m not taking you home, we’re going to a lake!”

“YOU’RE KIDNAPPING ME?!”

“no we’re going fishing.”

“oh-”

“this isn’t a lake?”

“it’s a fishing shop!”

as the three of you walked in, tommy instinctively put an arm around you, keeping you close as the shop was rather busy, and you were already questioning exploring the shop on your own.

“there is no customer service here and i'm not running around here trying to find you. if you run off- OH LOOK SUNGLASSES LETS GET MATCHING ONES!”

you raced tommy back to the car, “HA DIBS ON FRONT SEAT!”

“BUT Y/N I WAS THERE FIRST!”

“sucks to be tommyinnit i guess!”

time went by quickly, you were almost there. you spent the entire time bickering with jack about how you could drive better than him and how the road was too bumpy.

the sound of tommy yelling the word pheasant caught you off guard, causing you to flinch.

“could have had it...”

“WHY WOULD YOU KILL IT MANIFOLD?!”

“he’s nicked the spot.”

“rival fisher?”

you suggested screaming till he left, tommy loved that idea however jack wasn’t too sure it was a good idea.

“let’s run him into the lake with your car!“

“let’s do it!”

you covered your face with your hands hiding the fact you were crying with laughter, they would never tell you this but they loved and missed seeing you this happy. they hadn’t seen you in a while due to the fact you were busy with college, and the times they did see you it was clear you hadn’t been sleeping much and that you were incredibly stressed.

you and tommy went around hunting for sticks to throw into the lake. after a while you chose to sit on the grass watching the pair fish. you were just happy to be out spending time with your best friends, then you heard a train pass and were determined to find it. as you walked away, you heard tommy laugh at jack who was complaining about how he stole his wrap, and was trying to feed ducks sweet corn.

“where did y/n go?”

“i’ll go find them.”

tommy ended up asking strangers if they had noticed you pass by, luckily someone pointed out that you went straight on and was mumbling something about a train.

“can i get a ticket to go on the train please?”

tommy couldn’t believe what he was seeing.

“make it two tickets. I also want to go on the train.”

as soon as you both paid and were handed the tickets you grabbed tommys hand, draging him away before he could ask questions about you wandering off.

jack sat fishing on his own, arguing with ducks till his phone rang.

“IM ON A TRAIN WITH TOMMY BE BACK SOON- I THINK I DON'T KNOW WHERE IT GOES, MISSING YOU ALREADY!”

before he even got the chance to speak you hung up laughing.

“what the hell where are we?”

“it’s train time tommy!”

after a few minutes you realised this was going to be a long journey.

“this fucking train is going 1 mille an hour bloody hell.”

you placed you head on your friends shoulder, it had been a long day and you were exhausted.

“oh fuckkkk i have work to do when i get home.”

tommy felt awful for you, noticing you were stressed and starting to get upset, he pulled you in for a hug. the pair of you stayed in the position talking about anything and everything until the train came to a stop.

“let’s go brag about our journey to jack!”

“he’s going to kill us.”

“worth it.”

It was a long day but you were thankful your two closest friends decided to make you leave the house and spend time with them. a few days later you had your exams, then a few weeks later you got your results and couldn’t wait to message the gc.

yn : I PASSED BOYS!!!

tommy: I knew it!!

jack: nice one!

tubbo: does this mean we can go on an adventure?? I couldn't go last time.

yn: yes.

#mcyt fluff #mcyt reader insert #mcyt x you #mcyt x reader #mcyt fanfiction #mcyt imagine #tommyinnit x you #tommyinnit x y/n #tommyinnit x reader #tommyinnit imagine #jack manifold x reader #jack manifold x y/n #jack manifold x you #tommyinnit fluff #jack manifold fluff

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findingjoynweirdstuff · 2 years

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Dream SMP Recap (January 28/2022) - Chaos and Karaoke

Eret explains why Sam knew where Michael_Beloved was and prepares for tomorrow.

Karl hosts the first karaoke stream in a long while, gathering everyone back at the old stage.

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VOD LINKS:

BadBoyHalo

TommyInnit

Eret

Karl Jacobs

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- Bad has expanded LaCactusBurg even more and has also added a parade of zombie piglins in boats on the road

- Tommy and Ranboo log on briefly, Tommy attempting to stream in 3rd person with Ranboo acting as his camera. It does not go well. He dies trying to attack Techno while Techno accidentally starts a Raid at Spawn

- Eret logs in at the Stronghold site that she’s draining. She has a map that shows where Michael_Beloved is hidden

- Eret travels through the Nether to find Michael’s supposed location. It has come to their attention that Michael may no longer be there. The one person they trusted with that information was Sam. Sam said he was going to make a place to keep Michael safe

- They make it to the spot, and Michael is gone. Inside a chest is the remains of the chicken and a signed book

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Eret, I’ve taken MICHAEL it is only a precaution.

So long as everything goes to plan he will not be harmed.

I am simply doing what is for the greater good. One day you will come to understand.

- Sam

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Eret: “I guess this is what it feels like to be betrayed...” (chuckles) “I’ve never been on the receiving end of betrayal, but now I guess I know what it feels like.”

Eret: “...We’re going to kill that man.”

- Eret has also heard that Techno and Tubbo are looking for Michael as well, that it was Sam who killed Ranboo

- Right now, Eret needs to gather resources. They need to bring Sam to justice

- Eret sits on his throne and gives a speech. This could be the way to redemption, to show people he’s worthy of being king again

- They take stock of their supplies and weapons. They’re planning on helping Techno and Tubbo tomorrow

- Bad speaks with Boomer. He’s working on filling out the moat at his mansion and says he’ll pay Boomer in food to help

- Bad found a note in his house, and he’s perplexed by it. Someone has stolen his Skeppy. Whoever it was (Puffy) put up signs and pictures to make it seem like DreamXD who took him, but was it really XD? (it was Puffy) Boomer points out that if it was really DreamXD who took him, he’s definitely gone now

- Bad is confident that he can get him back

- Bad is shocked that Boomer has never met the Ground Goblin

- Boomer meets the Ground Goblin. The Ground Goblin is (sometimes) immune to fire

- The Ground Goblin grants Boomer one wish. Boomer wants it to go away. The Ground Goblin goes away

- Bad comes back, asking how it went. The Ground Goblin is a scary creature. Everything from the ground and below is the Goblin’s domain. The only way to keep the Ground Goblin away from your things is to appease it whenever you see it

- The way to appease the Ground Goblin is to give it things until it is satisfied

- The Ground Goblin quite likes carrots, but Bad is not sure about muffins

- Boomer makes many innuendos about carrots which Bad does not get. It goes on for a while

- Later, Karl gets together with Foolish, Sapnap, Quackity and Bad for karaoke! They go to the same stage as old times

- Corpse joins in, requesting Take Me Out to the Ball Game. He watches Bad sing and then leaves

- Technoblade eventually logs on too. Foolish gets below 30 lives left when everyone keeps killing him

- They finish karaoke with Quackity’s diss track and Hey There Delilah

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Upcoming Events:

SAVING MICHAEL: 3PM EST SATURDAY

- Non-canon “Village That Went Mad” Town of Salem stream [Tomorrow]

- Manatreed’s stream?

- Captain Puffy’s lore

#dream smp #dream smp recaps #long post #long posts

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24-guy · 3 years

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More *clap* headcanons *clap*

God... This has no limit. Warning, angst for some, fluff for others. And, usual disclaimer, this is just the characters.

Quackity visits kinoko kingdom as often as he can, but due to Las Nevadas he hasn't been a lot. The next time he goes, Karl barely remembers him and all he does is hold Quackity's face, searching for something, anything. He eventually finds it and starts crying, not putting a name to the face but it doesn't matter because he just holds his fiance tightly, frightened over what will happen/what he'll forget the next time Quackity visits.

The reason Karl remembers is because Quackity starts humming a stupid song that the three of them had sung together on karaoke nights. This brings Sapnap into the room, who is met with Karl in tears and Quackity realising what's happening and also holding back on tears as they hold each other. Sapnap makes it a group hug and they just stand holding each other.

Puffy wishes she could give therapy to everyone, but she needs to fix herself first. She understands that you can't help anyone else if you aren't fine yourself. She, of course, helps the children first. Then she goes and visits her "duckling". It hurts to admit, but he's too far gone. She knows, however, that it would be inhumane to leave him alone, and that would make him worse. So she visits once a month at the least. Dream appreciates it. (Not a dream apologist, he's morally a shit character. The character development, though, is amazing. And as a writer I love his character. Not enough to dismiss his actions. Because those are irrademable.)

Tommy is very clingy, we know this, but especially to Sam nook. When he feels a little left out, he'll leave and go to Sam nook, putting time and effort into a re-claimed hotel because jack is off doing something (planning murder). So tommy and Sam nook fix up the hotel and improve upon it greatly because Tommy enjoys the monotony of it and the almost complete undivided attention of Sam Nook. Sam Nook still reports to Sam. And because I like awesamdad and it's dead in canon, Sam knows this is the one way he can directly make sure Tommy is still doing okay.

Sometimes Sam doesn't believe that Tommy's revival is real, which is why he still looks at Sam Nook's feeds.

Chat takes place in different forms for different people. For most, they're non-existent. In tubbo, they're his conscience, his decision making, his sense of right and wrong. He doesn't always listen to it, doing things on the fly, but a lot of the time he does. He hears them more when he's alone.

Phil has murders of Crows that surround him. He has crows that lurk and say nothing, perching close and just enjoying the company, he has crows that are loud and give him trinkets and jewels.

Techno has the voices, clearly. But he can chose to tune into them or not. They're mostly background noise, but he hears them mostly in war, where they scream and overpower the sound of explosions and fire with their chanting.

Foolish, though he has said fish, I still like the thought of him having small phoenixes that circle his head and talk to him. They give him ideas to build, but he can easily get them away or will them away by forcing them to erupt to flame. He is the god of death and undying, of course. The phoenixes also often get involved in rom-com esque drama in that they can be left alone for five minutes and some will be married, some will be devorced, some will be pregnant, getting adopted, having adoptions, the occasional funeral. Foolish is often very confused. They like speculating about the fellow inhabitants of the server and the futures they hold.

Michael never dies. He's like Techno, but better because people like him and everyone can agree on that. If they disagree, then they have over half the server to fight.

The mansion never gets burned down. Purely because Michael lives inside. That man has solid plot armour stronger than Ranboo and Tommy combined and he's not even a playable character. Anything that Michael has that's his? Nah. You can't touch purely because if you did then you have an incredibly unstable half enderman and a man who doesn't fear death who holds nukes against you.

#dsmp #dream smp headcanons #karlnapity #dsmp michael #ranboo #tubbo #karl jacobs #sapnap #quackity #foolishg #philza #Techno

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chandelier-s-notebook · 3 years

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Hey look it’s chap 2! They won’t all come out today I promise.

(Also the other characters tagged appear later in this chapter after the :readmore: this isn’t cross tagged for publicity purposes)

Let me know if you wanna get tagged when I post new chapters in “These Streets Are Made For Walking”. @sleepysnails.

Ao3 Link

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After school, Dream, George, and Sapnap tossed their bags into Techno’s trunk. Technically, he and Dream did have PowerPoint projects to complete, but it was a solo project and he already finished it at lunch.

Snagging the shotgun seat, Sapnap cheered, “To the mall!”

Techno grimaced. At least Sapnap was excited.

Actually, there was one good thing that came from them: friendship. Techno had met Dream at one of these mall fights while they went to different middle schools, then they ended up at the same high school and started to drag Dream’s other friends to them. Techno didn’t mind George and Sapnap, they were just more Dream’s friends than his.

Techno drove them out of the city, and they cruised down the highway for twenty minutes before pulling off to the exit towards the abandoned mall.

“I’ve never understood why this shit happens right after school,” George said.

Dream answered him, “It’s because the cops think this stuff happens at night. They don’t think to look for this stuff during the day.”

“Plus, there’s a lot more of the other stuff going on, so they’re busy.”

“Why do you know that, Sapnap?”

“Reasons.”

Techno rolled his eyes at the trio, and pulled the first aid kit and his backpack out of the trunk. “I’m gonna stay in the car today.” He handed the box to George. “Math homework due tomorrow,” he explained.

“Ah man. That’s too bad,” Dream said, stretching out his arms. “More practice for me.”

“Maybe you’ll even beat me next time,” Techno joked.

Dream wheezed, and Sapnap had to push him away towards the building.

Techno got back in his car, cranked the radio, and blasted the AC, shutting the windows tight. Throwing the bag into the seat next to him, Techno pulled out his binder, and opened it to a fresh piece of graph paper. Study time lasted all of forty minutes before the sirens rang out.

“Snitch,” he muttered to himself. He slumped down in his seat, and pulled out his phone. He debated who to text before deciding that George was least likely to be busy at any given moment.

Techno Got snitched Cops in lot

George Fuck Dream says leave Drop our stuff at Bad’s Drop Tubbo with Punz

Techno Roger

A squad of four cars descended on the parking lot. Most of the officers stormed the mall, but three stayed behind. Two began making their rounds around the parking lot, but--of course--the other was left behind to secure the entrance. It was standard procedure, so Techno wasn’t very surprised to see this happening.

Techno made the decision to continue doing his homework rather than try to get away. He tossed his phone on the passenger seat and turned the radio off.

He was calm. He was cool. He was doing his math homework. He was rolling down the window when prompted by a tap on the glass.

“Captain Craft,” the officer stated.

“Pleasure,” Techno responded.

“License and registration.”

Techno grabbed his wallet from his backpack and gave Captain Craft his license. He leaned over to the glove box to grab his car’s registration. “Afternoon Sir,” he muttered, handing over his paperwork.

“Techno Blade? Unique name.”

Techno snorted at the officer’s attempt at small talk. “Was born with it, I'm afraid.”

“That’s cool.” He handed Techno back his paperwork. “What are you doing here?”

Techno gestured to the paper in his lap. “Homework. Got a calculus test next week.”

“Smart kid.” Captain Craft was writing things down in his notebook. “Do you know why the police were called to this location?”

“No Sir.”

“What brings you here?”

“A quiet space to work, the foster home gets really loud. Normally this place is empty.”

“Normally it is,” Captain Craft agreed. “So you don’t know anything about a potential drug deal?”

The surprise on Techno’s face was genuine. Yeah this was an illegal ring, but drug deals? Really? “No Sir. I’m just doing my homework.”

“You promise?”

“Yeah,” Techno said, not playing the officer’s game.

Captain Craft leaned back to look at the backseat.

Techno had never been more thankful that Dream, Sapnap, and George liked throwing their stuff in the trunk for more leg room in the backseat.

Captain Craft patted the car. “Well. I feel comfortable letting you go free kid. Clearly you have nothing to do with this.”

“No Sir.”

“Techno Blade was it?”

“Yes Sir.”

“Do you have a number we could potentially call if need be?”

Now, Techno would have loved to give the officer his home number--giving the police a direct line of contact with his cell didn’t sound good--but that was a horrible idea. One of the other kids would pick up the phone, and they’d talk. Or the Foster Bitch would pick up, and she’d just cuss out the poor person who called. “Yeah. Let me get you my cell number.”

Captain Craft scribed the number down in his notebook. He flipped the page and ripped off the next page. “Doctor’s note to get you out of the parking lot.”

Techno snorted as he grabbed the paper. “Thanks.”

Techno shifted the car into reserve and pulled out of his parking spot. He drove towards the checkpoint and didn’t roll up the window until the officer standing guard approved his departure.

Techno arrived at Sapnap and Bad’s house. He pulled into the parking spot in the apartment’s garage that Bad paid for, so Sapnap’s friends could leave their cars when they came over. He grunted in annoyance at the weight of the three backpacks; there also wasn’t a convenient way to carry three backpacks. He rode the elevator up to the first floor and buzzed Bad’s apartments.

“Who’s there?” Bad’s voice crackles through the intercom.

“Techno, I’m here for delivery and pickup.”

Bad laughed.. “Hi Techno, they’re in the middle of something so it’ll be a little while.” The buzzer sounds and Techno steps into the room, taking the elevator to Bad’s floor, which was unreasonably high. How was Sapnap supposed to climb through the window late at night at this height?

Although Techno was required to have someone buzz him in, he conveniently had his own key for the door, and could use that. Techno couldn’t be bothered to remember which room was Sapnap’s, but he knew where the guest room was, so he tossed all their stuff in there.

“Hi Bad. Have any snacks?” Techno asked, entering the kitchen. Mario Kart sounds floated over from the living room. “It’s time to go home!” Techno called out to the kids.

“Why?” Tommy yelled back.

“Because. Also Tubbo, Dream said that I’m dropping you off with Purpled at Punz’s place.”

“Oh.” Techno could hear the way Tubbo’s face fell. “He got into something again?”

Techno took the plate of sandwiches from Bad and brought them out to the boys. He gave Tubbo a tight smile. “Apparently, but he’ll be fine.”

Once the boys finished their game--Ranboo won--they all bid Bad adieu and head back for Techno’s car. The boys and their backpacks file in. Tommy sat up front; Tubbo situated himself on the middle hump, and Purpled and Ranboo arranged their legs accordingly.

He let the boys karaoke on the way to Punz’s place. They were very loud, but it helps that he didn’t have to worry about where he was going, as he is far more familiar with these streets than he would have liked to be.

Techno pulls into the driveway. “Get out.”

“Thanks for the drive Blade!” Tubbo said, following Purpled out of the backseat.

“Good luck!” Ranboo yelled after them, stretching his legs into the newfound space he had at his disposal.

“Stay safe!” Tommy shouted, only half joking. “Let’s get out of here.”

Techno pulled out of the area once Tubbo and Purpled had made it into the house. He then drove them out of the slums to the richer areas of the city where Ranboo lived. He parked the car in Ranboo’s cul de sac.

“This is my stop,” Ranboo said lowly.

“This is your stop.” After a few minutes of silence Techno spoke again. “You gonna get out?”

“Yeah. Yeah.” Ranboo opened the door. “Thanks for the ride!” He pushed it shut once outside and walked up the lawn to his manor.

Tommy waved goodbye to his friend then turned to look straight ahead. “Let’s go back now.”

“Are you still mad at me for hanging out with Dream?”

Tommy didn’t respond.

Techno pressed on the gas and brought the car back to the main road. “I’m allowed to have friends, kid. I don’t need to explain myself to you.”

“Then stop. Stop defending yourself. You don’t need my approval.”

“When did you get older than me?”

“When you started hanging out with kids who get put in the newspaper for petty crimes!”

“I’ve been hanging out with Dream since long before you even got here.”

“And? People change. Little Dream isn't big Dream!”

“I know who my friends are,” Techno bit.

“I hope you do. Because Tubbo is having a sleepover with Purpled which means Dream isn’t home. And you were there. So what happened?”

All of Techno’s pent up energy left his body, and he fell into a steely expression. “Nothing.”

“Something happened! Why isn’t Dream home?”

Techno turned on the radio.

“Tell me bitch boy!”

“Do you want to eat tonight?” Techno shouted back at him, turning to face him directly now that they were stopped at a red light.

Tommy’s eyes were wide. He had one hand on his seat belt buckle and one on the door handle. He was as pressed away from Techno as he could get in the car. He was holding his breath and his body was tense. “Please,” he whimpered.

Techno tensed up as well. He had gone too far. He knew he had gone too far. That wasn’t cool playing on Tommy’s fears like that. “Tommy--”

“I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’ll shut up. Please. I know it’s your stash. Please.”

“Tommy.” The light turned green. “We’ve been over this. My stash is your stash.”

Tommy mutely shook his head, refusing to reply.

Internally sighing, Techno tapped his finger on the side of the steering wheel, his brain working hard. He should have known not to say that with Tommy, but of course he had to mess up again.

The car behind them honked its horn loudly, jerking Techno out of his thoughts. He lifted his foot from the brake, and placed it down on the gas, accelerating forwards, and allowing the long line of traffic behind him to go.

Tommy still hadn't spoken, but was shaking slightly, and it wasn't because he was cold.

“My stash is your stash,” Techno reiterated, if only to fill the silence.

“No it’s not,” Tommy said in a small voice. “You keep saying it is, but it’s not.”

“Then steal from my stash to make your own stash. You’ve done that before.”

“Not from people I need to like me.”

Techno stopped looking at Tommy in hopes he would calm down slightly. “I do like you,” he reassured. “If I didn’t I wouldn’t be trying to convince you that we share a stash.”

Tommy fiddled with the radio stations and made a noncommittal sound of what Techno pretended was agreement.

Techno and Tommy spent the rest of the ride home in silence, Techno glancing at Tommy out of the corner of his eye the whole time.

When they arrived home, Techno put the car in park, and undid his seatbelt, but made no move to get out of the car. Twisting his neck, he looked Tommy in the eyes.

Techno knew what Tommy needed to hear, even if he hated having to need to say it. “You can eat tonight. Grab whatever you want from my stash.”

“Really?” Tommy asked more hopefully than Techno was comfortable with.

“Yeah.”

Tommy then bolted out of the car, as if to make sure he did the thing while he had permission before it was taken away abruptly.

Which Techno would never do. Techno was feeling like shit playing on Tommy’s insecurities to get him to shut up. That wasn’t cool and he knew that. Techno slowly pulled himself out of the car. He grabbed his backpack, and the one Tommy had left in his haste.

Walking slowly to the house, Techno gave Tommy some time to settle in before entering their shared space. Yes he generally wished that Tommy was quieter after 10pm, but tonight it would be for the wrong reasons.

At least Tommy didn’t seem to think Techno was about to hit him.

#Technoblade #Dreamwastaken #Sapnap #Georgenotfound #Badboyhalo #TommyInnit #Tubbo #Ranboo #Purpled #Philza #These Streets Are Made For Walking

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wilbler-soot · 2 years

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Charlie was bored. Really really bored. Quackity was off to the prison leaving him alone to hangout in Las Nevadas. For most of the day he was fine, he tidied up the greenery in the wedding area, tuned everything for karaoke nights, cleaned up any trash left over from people gambling. Overall he had accomplished a lot!

Around noon though his goop began to rumble, with nobody home he knew Tubbo’s restaurant wouldn’t be open, luckily Slimecicle knew of another burger joint not far from where he stood. And although Quackity had said never to give them any business Quackity wasn’t here right now! One quick pit stop couldn’t hurt right?

Slime slowly left the lands of Las Nevadas, looking around incase someone decided to visit or Quackity came home early. He saw no one though as he passed the cows and walked down the steep hillside. He grinned as the red and white van came into view, his goop rumbling once more. The only noise he made was to knock on the side of the van. “Hello? I’d like to order please!” Charlie called out.

[ @ticklishgoop :) hey!! i saw your rp with cam!! you seem super cool so i wanted to start one if that’s okay! /g no pressure <33 ]

Note to self: pulling an all nighter and staying awake until you crash wasn’t a great idea.

Wilbur was very busy yesterday, having many things to do on his own agenda. He had stayed awake all throughout last night, and gone into the next morning doing all he needed to do. However, when he was alone in the burger van, he completely crashed, falling asleep on the floor.

He didn’t know how long he was asleep for, but was awoken by a loud knocking to the side of the van. Sitting up, he banged his head against the edge of the countertop, rubbing his head as he stumbled to his feet. Turning around, he saw… some… weird… green guy? Who the fuck was this? And why was he here?

“…What do you want?” He asked in a groggy voice, which showed his evidence of how he had just gotten up.

[ @ticklishgoop ]

#hello!!!!#slime tag!#💥

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findingjoynweirdstuff · 3 years

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Dream SMP Recap (December 27/2020) - End of Week

Today on the Dream SMP:

War Crimes, a tense confrontation, cat maids, Festival decorations, Mr. Beast joining the server, analogies about peaches and contracts to transfer the ownership of one’s bones to Tubbo.

Overall...just a normal day on the server, really!

As usual, a summary of the week’s total events is at the end of the post.

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DISC UPDATE: Dream supposedly has the real “Cat” after being given it by Skeppy. ---

- HBomb gives Tubbo his Christmas gift: some mending books

- H and Tubbo play Hide and Seek With Murderous Tendencies

- Techno logs on and gets Tommy a turtle shell helmet and a disc as a gift. He took the materials from Ranboo’s gift too.

- Tommy logs on at his house. Tommy and Techno get back to Techno’s house and Tommy play’s Techno’s “Wait” disc. They sing it together. Tommy also shows Techno his “Pigstep” DMCA weapon. The ultimate power.

- They plan to sneak into New L’manburg to get to their wolves. They get spotted by Ranboo while coming through the portal.

- Tommy and Techno return to Tommy’s house and Tommy gets spotted by Connor while hiding in de walls. They engage in a homeownership dispute. They threaten Connor’s eyes with a fork and trap him in a box.

- They decide to kidnap Connor and hold him for ransom. They escort him back to Little Penis Land and get spotted by Ranboo again.

- Tommy continues to use advanced interrogation techniques on Connor (torture) while Techno goes off to speak with Ranboo. Techno tells Ranboo to go speak to Tubbo about getting his items back, or Connor will die. Ranboo points out that Connor isn’t a citizen, but after some more talk Ranboo agrees to go get Tubbo.

- They try to waterboard Connor while they wait, but it doesn’t work since Connor starts to self-actualize and come to terms with his mortality.

- They argue over who is better at torturing. Connor says that all of this is taking a psychological toll on him and that both of them are equally horrible people.

- Tommy threatens to drop an anvil on Connor’s head. Ranboo arrives and says that Tubbo is ready to meet them. Tommy doesn’t feel like he’s ready. They bring Connor along, having broken his spirit. Eret is also there.

- Tubbo is shocked that Tommy would side with Techno. Tommy is shocked that Tubbo would try and execute Techno.

- They do the trade and let Connor be free. He immediately dies to a spider.

- Techno tries to convince Tommy that Tubbo isn’t actually Tommy’s best friend. That Tubbo is actually a bad guy, that he’s not looking out for Tommy’s best interests.

- They return to the Nether portal and Dream is standing right there, looking at them.

- Dream tells Tommy that Skeppy gave him “Cat.” Techno says that Dream won’t be getting Tommy today, as he steps between them. Dream mentions the favor that he has yet to call in, but says he won’t be redeeming it today.

- Tommy tells Dream to go fuck himself and they return through the portal. Tommy even jumps into lava to show how it doesn’t affect him anymore.

- Tommy refuses Techno’s rocket launcher, as that’s the crossbow that killed Tubbo. He goes off on his own to listen to “Wait” as he watches the sun set over the Arctic.

- Fundy has come up with an idea for an epic firework show, the most explosive and amazing firework show ever. He wants to complete his mob grinder for gunpowder, so that he can create those explosives for the Festival in preparation for killing Dream.

- Fundy goes to the Mooshroom Biome and tries to convince Phil that he’s brilliant and that his plan for a grinder will work. Phil explains why Fundy is wrong by showing him a better example in his Hardcore World.

- Wheelza Minecraft.

- Dream and Mr. Beast mysteriously log on, Mr. Beast in Spectator Mode.

- Fundy whispers to Dream that he wants to talk but Dream doesn’t respond.

- Ranboo works on games in New L’manburg for the Festival.

- HBomb becomes Fundy’s maid again for an hour due to Ranboo redeeming his prize from L’Cast.

Ranboo: “It’s not torture, it’s content...forced content.”

- Tubbo gives his incredibly cursed speech about peaches to Fundy and gains contractual ownership over Fundy’s skeleton. The removal will take place Thursday morning.

Fuzzy and smooth, but never to be confused with hairy, of course. The surface of a peach.

Ranboo: “And remember! You can’t spell ‘fraud’ without ‘fun!’”

- HBomb helps Fundy move his fox. Mr. Beast and Dream log off.

- The fox falls off a cliff in the Nether and dies. Fundy is heartbroken.

- The two of them attempt to move Fundy’s cats to his home in Dry Waters. Fundy begs Phil for help in chat but Phil can do nothing to save him.

- Mr. Beast logs on again.

- They make it to Dry Waters with all the cats intact.

- H questions Fundy about why he has a picture of George’s lips. Fundy explains that he wants to kiss them but H says he thinks the true reason is something else. Fundy leads him to the Mooshroom Biome and tries to get him to help with the mob grinder.

- Tubbo and Ranboo call Fundy again to show him a song.

- In order to keep Tubbo and Ranboo in the call to save him from HBomb, Fundy starts telling them a wild and very canon story about the SMP about dinosaurs, Dream being muscular, and many other things.

- As the time runs out on HBomb’s timer, Fundy and H look at what they’ve accomplished and Fundy stabs H in the back with his sword, killing him and ending it.

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Upcoming Events:

- The reveal of Pandora’s Vault at some point

- The L’manburg Festival will be held on Tuesday the 29th

- Mr. Beast’s event

END OF WEEK RECAP:

12/21: Bad and Ant check on their Crimson experiments

12/22: Phil’s escape, attack mob in the Holy Land

12/23: Tubbo’s birthday, Tommy makes a path, experiments on the Crimson continue

12/24: Wilbur’s Christmas karaoke

12/25: Tommy and Tubbo chill non-canon stream

12/26: Lani’s visit, Tales From the SMP Pilot: “The Town That Never Was”

12/27: Connor’s kidnapping, Tommy and Dream’s confrontation, HBomb becomes Fundy’s cat maid again

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